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To pass is to past place 18 00:01:27.579 --> 00:01:32.420 fieldgo ranch kick, go take it over time. There's a great meme like 19 00:01:32.579 --> 00:01:37.450 next time my girl says, thirteen seconds isn't long enough. Ha Show where 20 00:01:37.489 --> 00:01:42.890 the chiefs no shit, no shit. Welcome to the Basement Lounge. Grab 21 00:01:42.049 --> 00:01:46.769 a chair, grab a drink and settle in. Let's have some fun. 22 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:49.680 I'll tell you what it was was. It was a good weekend for football 23 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:55.560 all. I think they had the best ratings by far. I I. 24 00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:57.799 I'm Uge Bangles Fans. So, like, I lost my voice Saturday. 25 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:04.870 So the while. So. So I got off work right and then watch 26 00:02:04.909 --> 00:02:08.229 a lot of the game at work right dry. I have a show to 27 00:02:08.270 --> 00:02:10.550 do, so I have to get from the show. I got to drive 28 00:02:10.629 --> 00:02:16.020 some listening to on the radio and I'm sitting there. I'm like, they 29 00:02:16.139 --> 00:02:19.939 tied it up. It's a fuck, like they tied it up. Befarre 30 00:02:20.020 --> 00:02:23.900 left, I love like seven minutes left. I'm driving on driving, I'm 31 00:02:23.979 --> 00:02:27.900 like. And then like I did you watch that game, the Bangles Game? 32 00:02:27.979 --> 00:02:29.620 Yeah, I had it on the week. We weren't carrying it, 33 00:02:29.659 --> 00:02:30.689 but I had on the TV at work. So I'm sitting there. I'm 34 00:02:30.729 --> 00:02:38.050 like it goes bangles. WHAT'S MCCALL? They punt. Tennessee gets it with 35 00:02:38.169 --> 00:02:43.289 like a minute seven, minute thirty seven left. I'm all right, we 36 00:02:43.330 --> 00:02:45.280 got to stop him. We're playing for overtime. This is what we're going 37 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:49.199 to do. Is gonna play for overtime. Like all right, fucking I 38 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:53.199 can't remember. First play they throw it. It's a complete for like fifteen 39 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:55.960 yards or something like that. That don't like the forty thirty five. And 40 00:02:57.080 --> 00:03:00.509 next like I came remember. The next play was hmm, but then play 41 00:03:00.590 --> 00:03:06.430 after that was a throw and then whereas like like thirty seconds left or something 42 00:03:06.469 --> 00:03:10.469 like tipped. fucking Logan Wilson comes down with I'm like wait, well, 43 00:03:10.509 --> 00:03:13.860 we just pick the ball. Like where we at? Like and my head 44 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:15.780 and MI, because the announces, Oh my God, like we just logan 45 00:03:15.819 --> 00:03:20.139 most with the interception, like really loud. I'm like and I'm yelling in 46 00:03:20.340 --> 00:03:24.620 my car. I'm like what the fuck, holy show, we can fucking 47 00:03:24.740 --> 00:03:28.810 win this. Like I'm like how much time we got? Like where are 48 00:03:28.810 --> 00:03:30.210 we at? It's like on the forty. There are forty seven with like 49 00:03:31.650 --> 00:03:36.729 they like twenty seven seconds looks like nothing. Yeah, fucking first play. 50 00:03:38.129 --> 00:03:44.159 I'm first like Joe Burrow, I'm a fucking cover to guy playings. We 51 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:49.960 guy playing close cover to Jamar gets like a two yard cushion. Gets this 52 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:54.710 in the field goal range immediately and I'm like and the thing I'm listening, 53 00:03:54.789 --> 00:03:59.150 so I'm like, I can't really you got a wait. It's how the 54 00:03:59.189 --> 00:04:01.349 announcers thing and he's like there and then they said he was at like the 55 00:04:01.990 --> 00:04:05.430 thirty five. I'm like, we're in field goal rangs. Oh my God, 56 00:04:05.629 --> 00:04:09.870 like this is really like I'm like, I'm like, I'm yelling. 57 00:04:09.909 --> 00:04:11.580 I'm still ye on make in my head I'm like, Oh my God, 58 00:04:11.659 --> 00:04:15.860 like we're in feel good and we can win this game. We're going to 59 00:04:15.900 --> 00:04:17.699 go to the AC Championshiping. Holy Fuck, Holy Fuck, Holy Fuck, 60 00:04:17.819 --> 00:04:24.019 holy fuck them. I'm literally saying Holy Fuck the entire time he's yelling. 61 00:04:25.089 --> 00:04:29.170 And next play they run it just to get a couple more yards. They 62 00:04:29.209 --> 00:04:35.370 call the time out. Next play they have Joe Burro go like run it, 63 00:04:35.769 --> 00:04:39.800 take it to the right because the kicker wanted on the right. Hash 64 00:04:41.240 --> 00:04:44.040 time out for seconds left. I'm like sit there. I'm like this is 65 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:47.519 seriously could happen. And this kid's been money all year too, from fifty 66 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:53.589 yards plus. Yeah, money and he fucking I will remember the call and 67 00:04:53.750 --> 00:04:57.430 the guy was like Harris is the long snapper, Kevin Huber the holder, 68 00:04:57.750 --> 00:05:01.350 McPherson, here's the snap, the kick and up and, Oh my God, 69 00:05:01.430 --> 00:05:08.100 it's good the bag. I'm a God, Holy Shit, we're going 70 00:05:09.620 --> 00:05:14.660 like I'm like yelling and yelling and yelling. I'm just like, Oh my 71 00:05:14.699 --> 00:05:15.459 God, we're going to the AC champ chair. And I was like, 72 00:05:15.540 --> 00:05:20.220 first off, like I an an AC Champishis game since eighty eight second bangles 73 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:24.970 of never won a road playoff game in their history. m I'm like, 74 00:05:26.850 --> 00:05:29.410 what the fuck, like the fuck's going on? I was like, am 75 00:05:29.410 --> 00:05:33.649 I alive? I'm really like it. I'M A my alive. Yeah, 76 00:05:33.689 --> 00:05:36.639 that's what I thought, like initially, I can't be real, this isn't 77 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:43.639 really like I car hit me somewhere in the ditch. Like this is what 78 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:47.439 I'm thinking. You know, they make it, comes to find out, 79 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:56.069 mcphearim McPherson, they call him money, macer shooter, McPherson, whatever like 80 00:05:56.189 --> 00:05:58.269 for it. Guys, so confident because you got to be confident as a 81 00:05:58.269 --> 00:06:02.790 kicker. She in big situations. And he's talking to brandon all in the 82 00:06:02.829 --> 00:06:06.579 back of QB and he does his practice swings like well, boys, looks 83 00:06:06.620 --> 00:06:11.500 like we're going to go the AC championship game before he kicks it. No 84 00:06:11.779 --> 00:06:15.740 Shit, yeah, because you got to be confident. Yeah, I don't 85 00:06:15.779 --> 00:06:17.019 think you said well boys. He's like well, we're going to the AC 86 00:06:17.180 --> 00:06:21.449 championship game. Holy Fuck. goes out and fucking drills at dead fat center. 87 00:06:21.490 --> 00:06:25.009 I was like that is you find out that in the press. CONERENT 88 00:06:25.089 --> 00:06:28.490 is like, God damn, that's some fucking balls right there by. See 89 00:06:28.490 --> 00:06:31.689 it like a ton of game winners this year. Yeah, that bangles drafted 90 00:06:31.730 --> 00:06:35.600 him. You never draft a kicker, HMM. It's just one unwritten role 91 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:40.519 and they drafted him and just been fucking gold. It was so funny because 92 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:46.319 my so we were getting we were airing because because CBS has locked down contract 93 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:47.990 with the AFC, they get all the AFC Games. Yeah, Fox gets 94 00:06:48.029 --> 00:06:51.870 the NFC. So we had the we had the Green Bay game, Green 95 00:06:51.990 --> 00:06:57.629 Bay Niners, niners game that night, but we had CBS u one TV, 96 00:06:58.029 --> 00:07:01.259 so I can hear the entire news room just like come on, come 97 00:07:01.300 --> 00:07:04.660 on, just losing it for this game and my engineer comes in for the 98 00:07:04.699 --> 00:07:08.740 night. Is because we have an engineer there when we have high dollar games. 99 00:07:08.860 --> 00:07:11.939 He's got like tickets that need cleared out. He is head to toe 100 00:07:12.100 --> 00:07:15.259 bangles gear, sits down. Watch the watch it. As soon as that 101 00:07:15.420 --> 00:07:18.410 they fucking kick that field goal. Anybody walking past my office would have thought 102 00:07:18.449 --> 00:07:24.490 were all getting murdered. Really, there was so much just scream at. 103 00:07:24.569 --> 00:07:28.170 Everybody was so fucking excited. It was like Shit. I mean, like 104 00:07:28.449 --> 00:07:30.879 I, like I said last week when we talked to I came here. 105 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:31.920 If we put this in the did you? I don't know if you put 106 00:07:31.920 --> 00:07:34.120 the bangle stuff in that. I don't think I put it in the show. 107 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:36.240 I don't think I did. I can't remember because it was like an 108 00:07:36.319 --> 00:07:40.199 hour long on it. So we thought the for an hour about it last 109 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:46.069 week. Like it just like when you're bangles fan, as long as I've 110 00:07:46.069 --> 00:07:48.949 been a bangles fan, like I just remember every bad thing that's happened to 111 00:07:48.990 --> 00:07:54.189 the franchise and I'm like it was just like, oh wait, like and 112 00:07:54.310 --> 00:07:57.310 we got two more we went two more games, we win the super bike. 113 00:07:57.430 --> 00:07:59.459 It's the super we won the super bowls. You gotta Win. I 114 00:07:59.540 --> 00:08:01.459 mean like even just to win the next one, go to it, but 115 00:08:01.620 --> 00:08:05.060 just to be the AFC champions along. We're gonna win both of them. 116 00:08:05.100 --> 00:08:09.620 Yeah, I got have said this for confidence. I think I said this 117 00:08:09.699 --> 00:08:11.970 last week. We're getting the last pick in the NFL draft. Yeah, 118 00:08:13.290 --> 00:08:16.730 we're getting the last pick. Yeah, that's why I want. I want 119 00:08:16.769 --> 00:08:18.569 the last pick in the NFL draft because that means we fucking won the whole 120 00:08:18.610 --> 00:08:22.930 goddamn thing. Yeah, and it was just a it was just a good 121 00:08:22.009 --> 00:08:26.240 weekend for football in general. I mean like all the games this weekend were 122 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:31.519 stellar, fucking football every game. And well, the three of the four 123 00:08:31.560 --> 00:08:35.240 ended in last second field goals, and then the other one was a fucking 124 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:39.039 just probably one of the greatest, if not the greatest, football games. 125 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:43.710 I lay bill bills box, yeah, builder, chiefs, pills chiefs, 126 00:08:43.870 --> 00:08:46.070 why? One of the greatest football games ever. Oh my God, that 127 00:08:46.149 --> 00:08:50.190 game was a fucking nail bier. Again, again we weren't airing it. 128 00:08:50.309 --> 00:08:52.470 We added up on the TV and there and again. I'm not even the 129 00:08:52.549 --> 00:08:54.590 big football fan, I'm just like, Holy Shit, this is good football. 130 00:08:54.629 --> 00:08:58.539 And I was like thirteen seconds left bills up by three. I'm like 131 00:09:00.740 --> 00:09:03.419 Huh, I like even with thirteen seconds left. Yeah, I'm like, 132 00:09:03.899 --> 00:09:07.700 I don't think this is gone to overtime. Like that's just how this game 133 00:09:07.980 --> 00:09:11.090 was. To pass is to pass plays. FIELGO, ranch, kick, 134 00:09:11.169 --> 00:09:15.450 go, take it overtime. Yeah, there's a great meme like next time 135 00:09:15.529 --> 00:09:18.610 my girl says thirteen seconds is not long enough. Ha Ha ha, ha 136 00:09:18.769 --> 00:09:22.529 ha ha. Show where the chiefs so Shhit, no, shit, that 137 00:09:22.809 --> 00:09:26.240 was it again, like is the station I work at? We hub for 138 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:28.399 Buffalo. So like there was. There was kind of part of me that 139 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:31.639 was like fuck, I go buffalo, but even I was people on twitter 140 00:09:31.679 --> 00:09:35.519 who were kind of like cheering that they won, but also there, you 141 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:39.710 know, but bomb that they lost. But like, Holy Shit, they 142 00:09:39.870 --> 00:09:41.789 about could a fucking won. Why a thing that they over the thing is 143 00:09:41.789 --> 00:09:46.230 about overtime and F I think it's really shitty. Both teams deserve a shot 144 00:09:46.350 --> 00:09:48.909 to score, because it originally used to be if you kicked, if whoever 145 00:09:48.950 --> 00:09:54.220 kicked the scored first field goal automatically won. Yeah, well, happens is 146 00:09:54.299 --> 00:09:56.940 now the rules changed when Brett five lost. Yeah, off a field goal. 147 00:09:58.299 --> 00:10:03.059 Rules changed to like find both teams get it, like the first team 148 00:10:03.059 --> 00:10:05.100 scores of touchdown. You don't get it. You don't get the chance. 149 00:10:05.179 --> 00:10:07.570 Right, it's both teams. Good a possession, but at the first team, 150 00:10:07.769 --> 00:10:11.769 but who? But at the first possession scores, it's over. Yes, 151 00:10:11.889 --> 00:10:13.889 course, touchdown, it's over. Yeah, period. And like, 152 00:10:15.730 --> 00:10:18.090 I think it's still stupid because you're not going to give because, like real 153 00:10:18.129 --> 00:10:20.210 list that you're not going to get both teams chance, because that game was 154 00:10:20.330 --> 00:10:24.279 decided on a coin flip because realistically, if Buffalo on the coin flip, 155 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:28.519 I guarantee they would have quld a touchdown. Yeah, and it's like wow, 156 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:31.840 we also can't have it like college football. Work just goes into fucking 157 00:10:31.879 --> 00:10:35.110 quadruple over time, and there was one time I read I ran a college 158 00:10:35.149 --> 00:10:37.669 game one time. I don't forget it was playing. I think it was 159 00:10:37.750 --> 00:10:41.029 Michigan and somebody else. We wanted to eight over times. Yeah, what 160 00:10:41.309 --> 00:10:46.509 some point there forced to do two points conversions, which is fine whatever, 161 00:10:46.590 --> 00:10:50.740 but like you have to give them both a shot. My just that's just 162 00:10:50.860 --> 00:10:58.779 my opinion. Yeah, Cuz it just I mean it's buffalo would have got 163 00:10:58.820 --> 00:11:01.100 that ball, they would have scored. Yeah, hands down, but they 164 00:11:01.139 --> 00:11:05.929 still be regardless. I mean they fucking they play. They played like fucking 165 00:11:05.929 --> 00:11:09.169 jams. It was such a good fucking game. I mean again, there 166 00:11:09.210 --> 00:11:11.929 was not a bad game of football this weekend. I mean my whole feet 167 00:11:11.970 --> 00:11:16.649 all weekend, which everybody watching every game and talking like just nail biting. 168 00:11:16.649 --> 00:11:18.600 Every game was a fucking nail biter. Every game could have gone one way 169 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:22.720 or the other. That's and that's crazy. That was absolutely insane. Like, 170 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:26.840 and this is the first time in years that neither the patriots, Tom 171 00:11:26.919 --> 00:11:33.870 Brady or Aaron Rodgers are going to be in that champion a championship based. 172 00:11:33.909 --> 00:11:37.750 My nipples the little bit hard thinking about that. Passing the torch. Well, 173 00:11:37.870 --> 00:11:39.230 I mean I said the other day I was like well, cool. 174 00:11:39.309 --> 00:11:41.350 On twitter I was like, well, now Aaron Rodd was as a lot 175 00:11:41.350 --> 00:11:45.549 more time to do as covid research. Yeah, yeah, fucking true. 176 00:11:46.590 --> 00:11:48.299 And just he's and but I mean because he's done now, right, this 177 00:11:48.419 --> 00:11:52.500 is this is his last season, wasn't it? Probably Green Bay. He's 178 00:11:52.500 --> 00:11:54.539 not retired. He's not going to retire. I heard he was retiring. 179 00:11:54.779 --> 00:11:56.620 Now he does want to be a green bay. Okay, let's you play 180 00:11:56.659 --> 00:12:00.820 one. I think Tom Bray's going to retire, you think, Oh yeah, 181 00:12:00.980 --> 00:12:03.570 kind of hinted at it, like he's going to take some time in 182 00:12:03.649 --> 00:12:07.450 the off season and then like in his like podcast or a podcast us on 183 00:12:07.490 --> 00:12:11.129 her or his podly, guys can't remember. He said, like there's been 184 00:12:11.169 --> 00:12:15.289 rumors that you sell wants him to retire. First, you know it's second 185 00:12:15.330 --> 00:12:18.759 tire of seeing him get hit. Yeah, just be a be a husband, 186 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:20.039 like be a family, like he needs to be there. He wants 187 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:22.279 to be there for the kids and everything like that. You brought up Kobe. 188 00:12:24.039 --> 00:12:26.039 Yeah, he robbed Kobe in a sense that, like we all don't 189 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:28.919 get to live and you never know what could happen any day. And I 190 00:12:28.960 --> 00:12:31.909 think he's retiring. I got it on he's not. He's got anything left 191 00:12:31.909 --> 00:12:33.909 to prove now. Is the bucks are what his second or third team? 192 00:12:35.750 --> 00:12:37.789 Seconds? I can might the I think. I think it is in just 193 00:12:39.110 --> 00:12:43.070 you know, I think it's very like I think he's also sees the landscape 194 00:12:43.149 --> 00:12:46.419 of like how many he's a good quarterback this year. I think he sees 195 00:12:46.500 --> 00:12:50.059 lands. Get how many good quarterbacks to our right now, and only he 196 00:12:50.139 --> 00:12:54.620 can thinks he can win another one. There's just so many great care yet 197 00:12:56.220 --> 00:13:00.809 great good or quarterback at Lamar Jackson, Joe Borough, Justin, Herbert fucking 198 00:13:01.570 --> 00:13:05.889 Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes like those are just in the AFC. That he's 199 00:13:05.929 --> 00:13:07.370 an antitute. But like and you have, still have Aaron Rodgers, and 200 00:13:07.450 --> 00:13:13.639 I just you look at the landscape. You know, I am I really 201 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:16.720 going to win another one type thing. Yeah, it's like he said, 202 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:20.559 it's pasking the torch at this point and he's got. He's nothing left to 203 00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:24.000 prove. Yeah, yeah, how many? I hate the guy and he's 204 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:26.470 a greast quarterback of all time. Yeah, no, it's nothing, nothing 205 00:13:26.509 --> 00:13:30.629 to do with talent. He's super talent athlete. I just can't fucking stand 206 00:13:30.710 --> 00:13:33.830 them. Yeah, but even I'll be because said even, I'll say he's 207 00:13:33.909 --> 00:13:37.470 got nothing to prove anymore. Yeah, how mean, how many fucking Super 208 00:13:37.470 --> 00:13:39.789 Bowl rings does he have? How many of them were just with the Patriots? 209 00:13:39.950 --> 00:13:43.299 You know, how many times is he fucking carried that team, for 210 00:13:43.379 --> 00:13:46.419 Fuck's sake? I mean, look at what look, I mean got look 211 00:13:46.460 --> 00:13:50.299 what happened with that, with the the one ye were against the against the 212 00:13:50.379 --> 00:13:54.419 cardinals. It was the falcons, Falcons, Falcons, fucking Falcons, had 213 00:13:54.500 --> 00:13:58.210 them up by like four touchdowns when I have the twenty, eight, three, 214 00:13:58.370 --> 00:14:00.490 three. Yeah, I remember that because I was like, I was 215 00:14:00.649 --> 00:14:03.009 we're on, but I was in a cabin. Yeah, and I turned 216 00:14:03.090 --> 00:14:05.529 off the Super Bowl just because I was like this is a joke, and 217 00:14:05.610 --> 00:14:09.279 we sat down. Yeah, got a hot me and my axe got back 218 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:13.919 up and I was like what the F Ha like this game? Is this 219 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:18.279 club? What? Yeah, it was the first super bowl to ever going 220 00:14:18.360 --> 00:14:20.879 over time. It was the longest super bowl ever. It was the first 221 00:14:20.879 --> 00:14:24.509 time anyone's ever come back from that, because I remember being in college when 222 00:14:24.549 --> 00:14:33.389 it was Broncos Seahawks, I remember, and Seahawks just fucking problem. Yeah, 223 00:14:33.429 --> 00:14:39.340 seahawks just fucking destroyed the broncos like embarrassingly, like I remember we were. 224 00:14:39.340 --> 00:14:43.700 I was at a bar with some friends and by halftime nobody the Bar 225 00:14:43.820 --> 00:14:48.100 was watching super bowl, or more nobody cared. Yeah, it was let 226 00:14:48.139 --> 00:14:52.370 me. I was watching the seahawks just get fucking kick return touchdowns. All 227 00:14:52.450 --> 00:14:56.730 I know is if the Bangles made seer bowl. Yeah, the city since 228 00:14:56.769 --> 00:15:01.370 I APPI burned to the ground. I have no doubt if they won this 229 00:15:01.409 --> 00:15:03.769 year bowl, I they'll burn it down again. We will see. Will 230 00:15:03.769 --> 00:15:05.769 be able to see the flame from Dayton. Yeah, Guy I work with 231 00:15:05.850 --> 00:15:09.120 his already talking to his wife about paying to go down there and Tailgate for 232 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:13.759 the championship. And I mean I if I had, I'd guys your bowl. 233 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:16.759 I actually low key have in dropping hints some gotten to my life save 234 00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:18.879 this. The same guy. The same guy was looking. He's like, 235 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:22.230 I want to go to the Super Bowl. They go. Tickets for nosebleeds 236 00:15:22.230 --> 00:15:24.870 or eight thousand dollars. Yeah, doesn't surprise I was like, yeah, 237 00:15:24.870 --> 00:15:28.070 that's about that's about right. This is a surprise me at all. I 238 00:15:28.190 --> 00:15:31.110 just like one of those things. are like it's a once a lifetime opportunity 239 00:15:31.190 --> 00:15:35.629 made me type thing. Yeah, so again one's the last time they were 240 00:15:35.669 --> 00:15:39.059 in super bowl eighty seven. Okay, before I was born. They haven't 241 00:15:39.100 --> 00:15:43.500 been in my lifetime. It was S I can't fight seven eighty six. 242 00:15:43.539 --> 00:15:48.379 I can't blow it up, I can't. All I know is I Holl 243 00:15:48.580 --> 00:16:00.610 my God, computers being an asshole. What's happened? Edge? Just a 244 00:16:00.610 --> 00:16:07.200 Oh God, they win, I'll cry that. There's only one other team 245 00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:10.840 I follow more closely than the bangles, and that's the reds. Yeah, 246 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:15.559 Muspake Cincinnati, dude, the spangles are based in Cincinnati. I have appeared 247 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:18.870 in two super bowls. Eighty two, so the the year. The last 248 00:16:18.870 --> 00:16:22.070 time they went was the year I was born. But heros a eighty eighty 249 00:16:22.070 --> 00:16:25.549 nine. That went eighty nine. I think it was for that. I 250 00:16:25.590 --> 00:16:29.269 think it was for the eighty eight for the season, but the super bowl 251 00:16:29.309 --> 00:16:36.100 was in a it's got like the Oscars. 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So weird business were in. 265 00:17:41.380 --> 00:17:44.730 It's yeah, like so I'm I'm because, now that I got this 266 00:17:44.809 --> 00:17:49.250 new job, of thinking about like how, you know, when I moved 267 00:17:49.289 --> 00:17:52.970 up here, I didn't know anybody and all the friends I've made have been 268 00:17:53.049 --> 00:17:56.130 people I work with, whether it's at the TV station, were like in 269 00:17:56.250 --> 00:18:00.440 stand up, and you get to that age where it's like because, like, 270 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:03.400 I'm not in school anymore, I'm not having classes with a bunch of 271 00:18:03.400 --> 00:18:06.880 different people every day to meet people. So either you make friends with who 272 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:10.599 you work with or you just fucking be lonely and kind of like how you're 273 00:18:10.599 --> 00:18:12.150 talking about with Saggot, when you spend all that time on the road and 274 00:18:12.230 --> 00:18:17.150 it can takes do stuff to your health, you latch onto those people you're 275 00:18:17.190 --> 00:18:22.430 on the road with. Oh, absolutely, and it's crazy. It's so 276 00:18:22.150 --> 00:18:27.900 weird lifestyle. Like we talked about when Sau get died, how like him 277 00:18:27.900 --> 00:18:32.180 and John Mayer were like, I know, it's just so fucking now. 278 00:18:32.420 --> 00:18:36.940 That's just so bizarre to me. Just any of them. Many time you 279 00:18:36.980 --> 00:18:38.420 see these people talking about how good of friends they are with each other, 280 00:18:38.619 --> 00:18:41.049 and you never know where people are going to meet each other. I mean, 281 00:18:41.089 --> 00:18:44.930 Oh yeah, and then it's when you talk to comics. Comics know 282 00:18:45.009 --> 00:18:47.529 a bunch of other comics that you would never think what they wouldn't know, 283 00:18:47.769 --> 00:18:48.769 like yeah, Oh, yeah, I've been working with him forever, but 284 00:18:48.970 --> 00:18:52.930 vice it's bad dude, and you like, what the f like, like 285 00:18:52.009 --> 00:18:55.450 when I was first starting out, I did I worked with Pete Holmes. 286 00:18:55.490 --> 00:18:57.559 Yeah, like as again as before anybody knew the fuck he was. He 287 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:02.160 was just a turn around doing college shows it. I got to open a 288 00:19:02.200 --> 00:19:06.279 couple of college shows with him and I always think back on because the last 289 00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:07.160 one we did was at the college I was going to. He's doing a 290 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:11.349 couple colleges in South Carolina and after we did the one that I was at 291 00:19:11.630 --> 00:19:15.390 his his manager invited me to dinner with him and Pete and I was a 292 00:19:15.470 --> 00:19:18.950 fucking dumb ass eighteen year old. I was like, I got an adium 293 00:19:18.950 --> 00:19:22.190 class, I gotta go to bed. Oh God, you're an idiot. 294 00:19:22.230 --> 00:19:23.069 I am an idiot. Well, because the time I didn't know if it 295 00:19:23.109 --> 00:19:26.619 was something I really want, because I was still just doing the college thing. 296 00:19:26.660 --> 00:19:27.900 I was still considering going to law school and all that. I didn't 297 00:19:27.900 --> 00:19:30.859 know what I want to fucking do with this. So I'd been doing stand 298 00:19:30.900 --> 00:19:33.980 up, there's a hobby, a couple shows a year as a teenager, 299 00:19:34.059 --> 00:19:37.970 for like a year and a half. So I didn't know what I was 300 00:19:38.009 --> 00:19:41.490 sitting on. Yet in retrospect it's like, son of a bitch. Yeah, 301 00:19:42.569 --> 00:19:45.609 you know, I stayed in touch for a few years. I'm being 302 00:19:45.650 --> 00:19:48.369 talked to. We haven't talked to probably a decade, but he's a nice 303 00:19:48.450 --> 00:19:53.839 guy. So crazy. Yeah, that's so absolutely crazy. I really, 304 00:19:56.559 --> 00:20:00.839 I really talked me and I talked to some of the comics, like every 305 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:03.559 once in a while I'll talk to knee Miller. Yeah, but that's just 306 00:20:03.640 --> 00:20:08.869 video game stuff or whatever. Yeah, like if I got to like saw 307 00:20:08.990 --> 00:20:12.269 like a venue that he's looking for, like big big venues and date and 308 00:20:12.470 --> 00:20:15.190 are just anywhere, I was like, Hey, this is a venue and 309 00:20:15.190 --> 00:20:17.029 Dayton, I don't know if he reached out to him or not, but 310 00:20:18.430 --> 00:20:19.670 we talked like a minute. But it is weird when, like, you 311 00:20:19.750 --> 00:20:22.339 know, like famous people and then, yeah, they talked to you and 312 00:20:22.380 --> 00:20:26.539 you're like what the fuck? Like I work because I do a lot of 313 00:20:26.660 --> 00:20:30.019 stuff with like people were like, you know, big on Youtube and stuff 314 00:20:30.019 --> 00:20:32.660 like that, and so whenever I get to think about the fact that, 315 00:20:32.779 --> 00:20:36.410 like I have some of these guys like personal cell phone numbers. Yeah, 316 00:20:36.650 --> 00:20:40.529 like they've got hundreds of thousands of subscribers and are son are selling show, 317 00:20:40.650 --> 00:20:44.329 selling out shows around the country, and if I need like a fucking, 318 00:20:45.730 --> 00:20:48.170 you know, bread recipe or something, I can text one. We hy 319 00:20:48.210 --> 00:20:48.730 man, what are you? What are you put that? Banana bread, 320 00:20:48.930 --> 00:20:56.559 like banana bre it's weird because, like I'm buddies with with Gen sturger and 321 00:20:57.920 --> 00:21:03.160 and she's, you know, huge, I mean she's big and sports broadcasting 322 00:21:03.349 --> 00:21:07.150 and doing stand up and stuff, and like she'll just still messes me RM 323 00:21:07.230 --> 00:21:10.910 Bach coming that's rosy doing, and I'm like you're just asking me get about 324 00:21:10.950 --> 00:21:14.789 my day. This is kind of fucking weird. It's kind of like my 325 00:21:14.869 --> 00:21:18.180 buddy open up for Bert Kreischer and like burt, I don't know why he 326 00:21:18.259 --> 00:21:22.779 did so, but it was like hey, like he needed ride the airport 327 00:21:23.700 --> 00:21:26.859 and so he gave him his phone on his personal phone number and I was 328 00:21:26.900 --> 00:21:30.460 your my friend took it and after we're after he took it, he liked 329 00:21:30.500 --> 00:21:33.490 deleted it after he dropped them off because he was like really cools, like, 330 00:21:33.650 --> 00:21:36.890 I don't know if I should have this right. No, I think 331 00:21:36.970 --> 00:21:40.250 he gave it to you. It's like, yeah, I just felt weird 332 00:21:40.369 --> 00:21:42.809 though. have it. I'm like, it doesn't matter, right, you 333 00:21:42.930 --> 00:21:45.690 just have it. You just have it. You just fucking have it. 334 00:21:45.809 --> 00:21:48.039 I mean. And then you look at people like that, you know, 335 00:21:48.319 --> 00:21:52.440 starting off, and then you see them get big, it's weird too. 336 00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:56.000 Yeah, like like you know, we talked about, like seeing Michelle training 337 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:59.960 of stuff with divorced divers really starting to take off, and Doug Basses, 338 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:04.190 his podcast is getting pretty big. And then you men getting the watch like 339 00:22:04.349 --> 00:22:07.349 people I did stand up with. I remember because I was living at down 340 00:22:07.390 --> 00:22:11.910 South Carolina. I remember meeting as he's aunts. Sorry, just add a 341 00:22:11.950 --> 00:22:17.859 fucking like nothing bringer show whatever. Let me. Weren't friends or at like 342 00:22:18.140 --> 00:22:21.420 like God, you's like we met one time, but I remember when I 343 00:22:21.460 --> 00:22:23.460 met him I was like this gus annoying us far because this, because that 344 00:22:23.539 --> 00:22:26.660 energy that he has, and I was a shitty teenager and now you see 345 00:22:26.700 --> 00:22:30.490 him on like parks and reckons kind of like wow, I blew that guy 346 00:22:30.569 --> 00:22:37.009 off at a bar. Yeah, it's weird. It's very like I have 347 00:22:37.170 --> 00:22:41.490 the any ability not to not in that work at all a people because it's 348 00:22:41.529 --> 00:22:45.160 just my personality. It's like I don't like to talk like. It's not 349 00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:48.920 that I actually had to apologize. People thought I was a Dick. I 350 00:22:48.039 --> 00:22:52.400 was like I just I don't talk like if I don't know you, like 351 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:56.240 I'm not going to talk to you like at like because I don't know. 352 00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:59.549 It's just who I am as an in visual if you're try if I don't 353 00:22:59.549 --> 00:23:06.349 know you. But like, so a barrel house last week Olivia met some 354 00:23:06.390 --> 00:23:10.069 date. They're right, Olivia Burns, and so he was like trying to 355 00:23:10.109 --> 00:23:11.470 be nice and be friendly and she was introducing him and I do this thing 356 00:23:11.509 --> 00:23:15.140 where when someone's like first introduced to me, especially if it's in a group 357 00:23:15.140 --> 00:23:18.059 setting like that, I intentionally call him by a different, wrong name every 358 00:23:18.099 --> 00:23:22.539 time I talk to him. That's so funny and fucked up, because you 359 00:23:22.619 --> 00:23:26.890 like I might never you'd be great a gang bangs. I actually don't remember 360 00:23:26.890 --> 00:23:30.049 what his name is. I think it was Zach, but I was like 361 00:23:30.289 --> 00:23:32.490 he's like hi, I'm saying, Hey, let's each pete, you know 362 00:23:32.769 --> 00:23:33.970 every time, but hey, let's see what Tom Thinks. You think, 363 00:23:34.009 --> 00:23:37.250 Pedro? When he just the whole one, he's you could tell he was 364 00:23:37.329 --> 00:23:40.890 so fucking uncomfortable. But he started to catch on that I was fucking with 365 00:23:40.930 --> 00:23:44.599 him, which was good because he was surrounded by a bunch of fucking comics. 366 00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:48.240 So it's get on board or go home. But it's one of those 367 00:23:48.240 --> 00:23:52.519 things, just like when it comes like network him, just like I just 368 00:23:52.519 --> 00:23:55.869 don't want to talk to anybody. I just want to do my own thing. 369 00:23:55.950 --> 00:23:57.150 Like not that I want to do my own thing, it just I 370 00:23:57.230 --> 00:24:00.789 don't go on my way to talk to people. It's because I've never done 371 00:24:00.829 --> 00:24:02.309 that. Like, if you want to see a meal, talk to me 372 00:24:02.349 --> 00:24:04.230 type like the elevator pitch thing. Yeah, see, I'd rather. My 373 00:24:04.630 --> 00:24:07.589 idea of networking is is like hey, I just got offstage, let's go 374 00:24:07.670 --> 00:24:11.380 have a drink and just talk to shit and see what the fuck comes up. 375 00:24:11.420 --> 00:24:15.180 Yeah, might have that work. He is going later. Just don't 376 00:24:15.180 --> 00:24:18.859 talk to him at all. Yeah, it's really weird, like it's really 377 00:24:18.900 --> 00:24:21.460 like a lot of comics and since he thought I was a Dick. But 378 00:24:21.579 --> 00:24:23.609 they realize that was just my personality. It's like, I don't know you, 379 00:24:23.690 --> 00:24:26.009 am I going to talk to you? Like is just who I am. 380 00:24:26.369 --> 00:24:30.049 The one time I was at go bananas for a for a feedback Mike. 381 00:24:32.130 --> 00:24:34.329 Everybody, everybody, for whatever reason, was just roasting this one guy 382 00:24:34.450 --> 00:24:37.720 that night. I don't know if it was just everybody, I don't know 383 00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:41.359 if if it was just something they always do, whatever, but I'm saying 384 00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:42.359 there kind of awkward, like do I get in on this? And then 385 00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:45.720 he said something. This four years ago row was. He said something was 386 00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:49.200 really stupid and I just jumped on it because it was right there. And 387 00:24:49.240 --> 00:24:52.950 I get done and everyone else is laught. He's looks me and each goes, 388 00:24:52.789 --> 00:25:00.950 who the fuck are you? That's funny. 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We got a week, but then we got two 399 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:47.720 of them. We were making that we missed one. I was the first. 400 00:25:47.920 --> 00:25:49.549 And this is how Shitty it is. Is because we've been joking about 401 00:25:49.630 --> 00:25:52.910 this. Is soon as I heard that, my first thought was fuck, 402 00:25:52.990 --> 00:25:59.710 we got to talk about this on the Shanna like seven fucking Oh my God, 403 00:26:00.549 --> 00:26:03.269 I feel like every week's a new person dying. I know what I 404 00:26:03.309 --> 00:26:06.859 heard. I heard about meat loaf first, and then my buddy at work 405 00:26:06.980 --> 00:26:07.579 text me. He was like, well, if you're mad about that, 406 00:26:07.660 --> 00:26:11.339 you're going to be really madness sick. Are about meat loof and like literally 407 00:26:11.380 --> 00:26:14.460 five minutes later I was like, Louis Anderson, I was a God damn 408 00:26:14.660 --> 00:26:18.380 on twitter. Jesus. Well with Louis to because the week before last week 409 00:26:18.420 --> 00:26:22.049 we talked about like TV shows we watched growing up. We talked about life 410 00:26:22.049 --> 00:26:25.769 with Louis. Yeah, I was like fuck man, yeah, we brought 411 00:26:25.809 --> 00:26:27.809 it up that we we brought up and the universe was like, Oh, 412 00:26:27.849 --> 00:26:32.089 you know what, take that one, let's take this away from you. 413 00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:34.799 And I mean meat loave, I mean Jesus bad at the hell is one 414 00:26:34.799 --> 00:26:40.799 of the best rock albums, like just fucking ever. Yeah, I've never 415 00:26:40.880 --> 00:26:44.920 been a big meat and loaf guy, though I like me love, I 416 00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:48.549 just the food or or the singers, just like when you do see both. 417 00:26:48.630 --> 00:26:52.670 I love my mom's meat loaf and dude, rides good music. It 418 00:26:52.869 --> 00:26:55.150 just I mean like it's good, but I've never gotten, you know what 419 00:26:55.150 --> 00:26:57.549 I mean. I get why it's goods and I were like yeah, yeah, 420 00:26:57.630 --> 00:27:00.900 you know, music of the food. I hate meat loaf. Oh 421 00:27:00.980 --> 00:27:07.259 Dude, the really bad experience what ever, eating like a food that were 422 00:27:07.259 --> 00:27:10.420 you like never again, like it just ruins the rest of Oh, yeah, 423 00:27:10.460 --> 00:27:11.500 I have a food. Yeah, I got really sick one time off 424 00:27:11.579 --> 00:27:15.089 some meat loaf. You know what that that actually I remember that my mom 425 00:27:15.210 --> 00:27:19.690 and my dad first started dating. We wanted to dinner at his house and 426 00:27:19.730 --> 00:27:22.730 he made a meat loaf and I ended up getting the flu like the next 427 00:27:22.730 --> 00:27:26.089 day, like throwing up and I thought it was the meat love because when 428 00:27:26.089 --> 00:27:27.089 I threw up, the first thing came up was fucking meat loaves. I 429 00:27:27.089 --> 00:27:30.079 didn't eat me look again for like a year, but I was eight. 430 00:27:30.519 --> 00:27:34.599 Yeah, I didn't eat not. This is kind of off topic. I 431 00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:38.200 didn't eat eggs for like a really long time because you have the chicken and 432 00:27:38.279 --> 00:27:42.400 Garfield that. Yeah, and I walked around with the legs popped out of 433 00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:45.950 the egg. Yeah, I did not eat gigs. Oh really, yeah, 434 00:27:47.029 --> 00:27:51.029 a, I'm weird. I'm gonna Right. My uncle touch me now. 435 00:27:51.029 --> 00:27:53.509 I'm sure that's why he touches. You. Didn't do it because he 436 00:27:53.670 --> 00:27:56.150 touched you. If I'm you know what, I want to touch this kid 437 00:27:56.150 --> 00:27:59.940 because he's just he doesn't need eggs. Makes you seems touchable. He seems 438 00:28:00.500 --> 00:28:03.420 he's like he could hide a secret. I was like that with with like 439 00:28:03.779 --> 00:28:07.460 Turkey from the Delhi because like the one like like Deli Turkey you get like 440 00:28:07.539 --> 00:28:10.779 for a sandwich, because the one time I got it, it was like 441 00:28:11.099 --> 00:28:12.809 when I was a kid and I went to put in a sandwich, was 442 00:28:12.849 --> 00:28:18.329 like slimy and gross. Oh yeah, I just kind of ruined sort like 443 00:28:18.410 --> 00:28:22.170 Turkey Sandwich is for me and just get like it's just yeah, Turkey's just 444 00:28:22.210 --> 00:28:25.049 kind of a weird thing with me and they all lady Belogney. I just 445 00:28:25.130 --> 00:28:26.640 don't like Belo honey, I don't know what like blowny is for the same 446 00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:30.160 thing. I'm like, first of what the fuck is Belogney? I have 447 00:28:30.319 --> 00:28:33.960 no fucking idea, sack of all. Like belogney. Yeah, like I 448 00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:38.359 just feel first of all, its name sounds the gust name sounds weird. 449 00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:45.269 It's spelled different than how it sounds. It's sounds belogney sounds like something you 450 00:28:45.309 --> 00:28:49.630 would call somebody. Then tensle hey, blowney, and it's a synonym for 451 00:28:49.750 --> 00:28:53.470 bullshit, is it? The people say that's Bologney. That's true here. 452 00:28:53.509 --> 00:28:56.819 You're right, that's Bologney, but you say it's funny, as we say, 453 00:28:56.859 --> 00:28:59.779 like we don't know what's in Bologney, but only what's in a hot 454 00:28:59.819 --> 00:29:02.140 dog either. But I'll eat a fucking hot dog all that long. I'll 455 00:29:02.220 --> 00:29:06.940 shove it Faus looking dick down my eye. Hit will just Gobble Weiner, 456 00:29:06.980 --> 00:29:08.380 still blue in the face, eat the balls on it. That's it. 457 00:29:11.490 --> 00:29:15.609 Fuck it comes. I feel like a Hannibal. Lector was gays or a 458 00:29:15.650 --> 00:29:18.490 part of the body would be the penis, probably, but if he what, 459 00:29:18.569 --> 00:29:26.440 if it wasn't like just too Chewy Bany, you will has a warm, 460 00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:33.240 creamy center. Yeah, he's seen this thing where you can have stuff 461 00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:36.880 your own bananas. It's a machine. You can get the cores out of 462 00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:41.269 banana and you can put like Na Tella or whatever in the reservoir and fill 463 00:29:41.430 --> 00:29:45.349 the banana. That's so weird. I don't know why, but it's like 464 00:29:45.509 --> 00:29:49.109 stuff crust pizza for banana. That'd be great. I fuck, it's stuff 465 00:29:49.150 --> 00:29:53.220 hers pizza, but it'd said it's fucking banana and the crust. I'll fucking 466 00:29:53.299 --> 00:29:56.099 we were, that being something like put like banana putting in there. So 467 00:29:56.859 --> 00:30:03.660 cut it. He looks like for men I can't et an answer walks. 468 00:30:03.700 --> 00:30:06.900 One time I had a banana and like I just gagged at the end. 469 00:30:07.289 --> 00:30:11.329 Oh, I mean I was shoving it all down my broad practicing with it. 470 00:30:11.450 --> 00:30:14.329 So that was weird. Like I was just eating and I got to 471 00:30:14.410 --> 00:30:17.089 the very end and I just made me gag and I was like really fuck, 472 00:30:17.609 --> 00:30:19.210 I might have been the texture. I might have I might be autistic 473 00:30:19.250 --> 00:30:22.839 a little bit. There's some textures I can't stand. People like that with 474 00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:29.319 food poisoning. To I mean I won't eat it. Perkins Tap Perkins is 475 00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:32.119 so bad, though. I mean to poisoning from Perkins. What I was 476 00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:33.680 when we were on vacation when I was a kid. We went to Perkins. 477 00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.230 My brother and I both got food poisoning from the eggs. Like the 478 00:30:37.309 --> 00:30:40.190 whole day we were just because we had we had two hotel where was my 479 00:30:40.269 --> 00:30:41.789 parents room and me and my brother's had a room, and so a whole 480 00:30:41.950 --> 00:30:45.430 day and my brother had the room to ourselves, we were taken turns just 481 00:30:45.630 --> 00:30:53.299 shitting and fucking throwing up. Any hurt and Perkins. I feel like a 482 00:30:53.500 --> 00:30:57.859 perk fucking food poisoning from Perkins. So anythink worse than that is nothing, 483 00:31:00.779 --> 00:31:03.779 because Perkins isn't great on its own. Now, like you spent money. 484 00:31:03.779 --> 00:31:08.849 Yeah, it's almost like bedsm for food. You spent money to get this 485 00:31:10.130 --> 00:31:14.210 fucked. Could have just gone to waffle house. Knocked waffle house away better 486 00:31:14.250 --> 00:31:15.410 than that's his waffle house. You don't walk and be like, Oh, 487 00:31:15.490 --> 00:31:18.599 they have nice seats. Yeah, I know what it is on, but 488 00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:23.279 I'm getting myself into waffle house, like fucking waffle Hous Shit. Waffle House 489 00:31:23.319 --> 00:31:26.119 is the fucking best. All that's say, as I were seeing in my 490 00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:30.640 life. I literally saw I was at a waffle house. Dude comes in 491 00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:42.069 drunk shit hmm, literally middle of ordering the Booth Right, oh my God, 492 00:31:44.990 --> 00:31:48.339 waitress doesn't even like freak. He goes all right and I would like 493 00:31:48.539 --> 00:31:52.180 it and they are and I was like, I just saw all of this 494 00:31:52.420 --> 00:31:56.980 and this is waffle house. That is a hundred percent the vibe of waffle 495 00:31:56.019 --> 00:31:59.339 houses. Yeah, you will see a guy come in drunk as fuck, 496 00:31:59.460 --> 00:32:01.369 BARF into a booth, orders food and everyone just goes about their day. 497 00:32:01.650 --> 00:32:07.369 The A waffle house. I feel like the waffle house is like the wall 498 00:32:07.569 --> 00:32:12.490 in between a glory hole. That's what WAFA say. Is like. It's 499 00:32:12.569 --> 00:32:14.849 like it's all like you don't know what you're going to get on the other 500 00:32:14.930 --> 00:32:20.359 side, good, bad, but it's like it's it just feels right. 501 00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:24.680 It's that it's that last little barrier of mystery. Yeah, MMM, it's 502 00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:29.799 a cook jail. We don't know the guarantee. You at least one person 503 00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:32.390 working tonight's the next con yeah, yeah, at least one person here did 504 00:32:32.470 --> 00:32:35.869 time. Oh, yeah, well, you know the old thing you always 505 00:32:35.869 --> 00:32:37.430 hear is like unless you. If Your Cook's not sitting out on the sidewalk 506 00:32:37.470 --> 00:32:39.910 smoking a cigarette, you're gonna have a bad time. Yeah, yeah, 507 00:32:40.190 --> 00:32:44.420 which is fucking true. I'll tell you what. The one up here on 508 00:32:44.539 --> 00:32:49.259 air way across from a wo rights, the old bald black guy who work. 509 00:32:49.339 --> 00:32:52.259 They're covered in prison tats. That man is like a fucking one man 510 00:32:52.420 --> 00:32:55.539 machine, because people are calling out orders, he's like all right, I 511 00:32:55.660 --> 00:32:59.930 got you for he's just sitting here just like it's like he's on the spectrum 512 00:32:59.970 --> 00:33:02.329 or something, like he's will hunting, mad damn a good will hunting, 513 00:33:02.450 --> 00:33:07.690 just fucking cranking this shit out. It's insane goad. It's mother colored chop 514 00:33:07.849 --> 00:33:15.559 choked fucking waffle. Wow, I love well, I don't know. I've 515 00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:19.119 never really been disappointed at wafful house because, like, like you going there 516 00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:22.920 like yeah, it's got all the house is like a hole in the wall. 517 00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:25.039 Bar It's all hut. Yeah, it's a hundred percent a hole in 518 00:33:25.079 --> 00:33:30.829 the wall, just no alcohol. Yeah, but definitely it's that. You 519 00:33:30.029 --> 00:33:34.150 know what your gets. It's the definition of a greasy spoon. Yeah, 520 00:33:34.789 --> 00:33:39.069 so good, and it's the best. I feel like I feel like sex 521 00:33:39.150 --> 00:33:44.859 at waffle house. To be why? Like a Waff I feel like they 522 00:33:44.940 --> 00:33:50.740 film sex scenes at at they're like whenever, whenever the porn studios need to 523 00:33:50.779 --> 00:33:52.339 rent out a restaurant, they know they can go to a waffle house. 524 00:33:52.420 --> 00:33:55.210 They know they'll sign off on it. I feel like the sperm that's killed 525 00:33:55.329 --> 00:34:00.730 in a spermacide condom ends up at a waffle house. You know what I 526 00:34:00.809 --> 00:34:05.970 mean? I feel like that's the that's where the toothless bj was invented. 527 00:34:06.049 --> 00:34:13.079 Yeah, waffle house got a toothless bj. Yeah, not sure why. 528 00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:15.960 It's where my mind went to blow job. I've never had one, but 529 00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:19.920 toothless blow job. Yeah, I've be weird. I fucked the flesh light 530 00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:27.150 when try any what else happened this week? Biden cust the guy out that 531 00:34:27.269 --> 00:34:30.590 lead. That was so funny and he called an apologize. Yeah, as 532 00:34:30.670 --> 00:34:37.710 hot mics I was like just so a Bish, a stupid question, like. 533 00:34:37.619 --> 00:34:40.900 But the question was something about inflation. Yeah, it was asking about 534 00:34:40.980 --> 00:34:46.860 like inflation or some shit, and he was just stupid question, like like 535 00:34:50.539 --> 00:34:52.769 it's like back to the fouchy thing. Looks kinds of more. Yeah, 536 00:34:52.929 --> 00:34:58.969 so fun hot mics are legit the best. See what happens to you when, 537 00:34:59.289 --> 00:35:01.010 when the left gets caught on a con on a hot mic, we're 538 00:35:01.010 --> 00:35:05.170 just telling people they're full of Shit. When the right gets caught on a 539 00:35:05.210 --> 00:35:07.639 hot MIC, they lose their job working for the reds. Oh God, 540 00:35:09.920 --> 00:35:15.239 God, I remember a Tom Brennaman said that. Oh Man, okay, 541 00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:20.400 disclaimer. I'm going to say the F word, the the the bad gay 542 00:35:20.480 --> 00:35:22.030 F word, get gay F work, because it's what was said work. 543 00:35:22.070 --> 00:35:28.670 We're quoting here. Kansas City. That's the the the FAG capital the world. 544 00:35:29.429 --> 00:35:30.989 So I like, okay, first off, like I'm watching the game 545 00:35:31.030 --> 00:35:37.179 rights a doubleheader. Yeah, and in the middle of like the first game 546 00:35:37.179 --> 00:35:40.659 ends and the middle of the second game, I want to say, all 547 00:35:40.739 --> 00:35:45.019 sudden, like Tom Brenhaman's like fucking running on twitter. I'm like what? 548 00:35:45.820 --> 00:35:47.699 So I look at it, like I watch the video, like keep on 549 00:35:47.820 --> 00:35:51.409 and watch. I watch both games, like yeah, but I didn't see 550 00:35:51.449 --> 00:35:52.929 that happen, because if you were, if you're not paying attention for half 551 00:35:52.969 --> 00:35:55.489 a second, it's really easy to miss it. Well, no, so 552 00:35:55.650 --> 00:35:59.409 I happened. It was like a live it was a live feed that was 553 00:35:59.530 --> 00:36:01.690 supposed to be live. Read what I'm saying, like if you're if you're 554 00:36:01.969 --> 00:36:05.800 just not if you're not paying a hundred percent attention to what he's saying. 555 00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:07.000 It's he says. It's so quick it's easy to miss. Well, I 556 00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:10.840 say I watch the videos. Like maybe said flag, capital of the world. 557 00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:13.800 Like I was thinking my head. I was like why would he say 558 00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:15.280 that? Maybe said flag, and I listen to it again. I was 559 00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:19.869 like no, he definitely said that. Yeah, and then I turned Melissima. 560 00:36:19.869 --> 00:36:21.670 Why I might listen this. She's a cool I was like, I 561 00:36:21.750 --> 00:36:27.070 know. And like two endings later he does that fucking bullshit apology with Nick 562 00:36:27.150 --> 00:36:31.030 cast on US D. that's one of the best moments. Like I'm sitting 563 00:36:31.030 --> 00:36:35.820 there when the cashions hits at home run. MMM, I'm Mike Hits that 564 00:36:35.900 --> 00:36:37.179 ball. Mike. As soon as he hitty I was like that's a home 565 00:36:37.219 --> 00:36:40.980 run and he's in his middle F as pology. IS HE gonna say anything? 566 00:36:42.059 --> 00:36:45.699 Host and makes the call. I was like, Oh my God, 567 00:36:45.659 --> 00:36:52.570 it's just happened. That was a that was a weird fucking week. Just 568 00:36:52.050 --> 00:36:55.610 every day the will they won't they get rid of him. What's gonna Happen? 569 00:36:55.809 --> 00:36:59.250 It was a bound. The half it was it was like you don't 570 00:36:59.730 --> 00:37:01.880 you don't bounce back from that. Well, the irony two for Nick Castianus 571 00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:05.400 again. It was at I came here. Thing as in St Louis. 572 00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:07.840 They are the people are reading off somebody who just died, like the other 573 00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:10.920 shit, and as are reading it off Nick Cass you know, hey, 574 00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:20.510 it's another bomb. Oh my God, in the middle of it they announced 575 00:37:20.590 --> 00:37:22.269 the home run. It was just so funny. I just being because guess 576 00:37:22.309 --> 00:37:24.429 you gotta those nuts going on. Then gets home and he's like, wait 577 00:37:24.429 --> 00:37:28.829 a minute, didn't talk about anything. I did. Yeah, fucking really. 578 00:37:29.110 --> 00:37:31.539 It's like being a it's like like being Jamie Tart on Ted last so 579 00:37:31.579 --> 00:37:35.460 it's like you're not gonna mention the one goal I scored. Oh and some 580 00:37:35.699 --> 00:37:37.940 some who cares goal, you know, some way, goal Scorre Jamie tart 581 00:37:38.340 --> 00:37:38.699 thank you.
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