Sept. 22, 2022

How Do You Wipe?


No, seriously, we want to know. 

This week, Mike & Mike talk about:

  • Methods of wiping
  • Stupid celebrity news
  • The importance of evolving your craft
  • Dating in 2022 

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WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:08.839 Why the did it take me thirty seconds? Or write about being a dead 2 00:00:08.919 --> 00:00:13.359 kid, but I can't write anything about my own child. You know what 3 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:16.480 I mean. I'm also pretty sure I'm Gary Oldman and I just don't know 4 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:18.960 it because he's such a good APP Gary old one doesn't even know who Gary 5 00:00:19.239 --> 00:00:23.399 does to kill with those terrible things to me, M G K gets good 6 00:00:23.440 --> 00:00:33.240 bad cooking to be on the other side of. I'm a father. I 7 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:43.759 have never death. I have no reference to that. Do you lean or 8 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:51.960 bend over? Do I lean or bend over? For what? Wiping your 9 00:00:52.039 --> 00:00:57.159 ass? Um I'm mountain mannut. What the Hell is that even proper? 10 00:00:57.280 --> 00:01:00.320 Leg Up reached behind. Okay, so that's like a lean, kind of 11 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:03.840 like yeah, I'll give you a Le Okay, there is my ass. 12 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:07.439 It's my I'm not even kidding my uncle. We're driving a notre dame game 13 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:10.000 he brought up, so I can't know what time. Yeah, and if 14 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:11.840 she's like maybe fund of me for leaning and bending over and wiping my asses, 15 00:01:11.879 --> 00:01:17.159 like bending over and wiping your ass over, what are you talking about? 16 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:18.719 Like, what do you mean? He's like, yeah, I bend 17 00:01:18.760 --> 00:01:22.879 over wipe my ass. So, like you stand up I was like, 18 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:29.439 you stand up, bend over and wipe your ass. He's like, yeah, 19 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:34.680 I have never heard of that in my entire no, no, but 20 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:37.959 I've never ever. I was like. I was like, are you working 21 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:41.799 with me? He's like like is he is he can tortuous? Is he 22 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:45.840 bending over far up the sea so he can see how much bend over it 23 00:01:45.959 --> 00:01:51.480 spreads? The brown eye spreads the Brown eye and then I wipe. I'm 24 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:57.480 like, your uncle's insane and that's why I was like. I'm like, 25 00:01:57.519 --> 00:02:00.359 you're funk on me right. He's like no, and I was like you 26 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:02.159 know what? He's like, you don't know anybody that does it. I 27 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:06.319 was like no, I mean, it's not a top of a conversation that 28 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:09.120 comes up very often, but no, I mean I just kind of just 29 00:02:09.319 --> 00:02:13.159 lean and wipe. He's like yeah, but do you get everything? I'm 30 00:02:13.159 --> 00:02:16.199 like yeah, yeah, when it's the way the paper stops coming away with 31 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:20.960 streaks on it, I'm good. And he was like but I was like, 32 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:23.439 so what do you mean you lean? He's like, I just stand 33 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:25.280 up and I mean what. I was like, what do you mean when 34 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:28.280 you bend o? He's like, I just stand up when I bend over 35 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:31.439 him. Why? I'm like so, like you like like you bend over. 36 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:35.960 It's just like so, if I were to walk in on you in 37 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:38.199 the bathroom in the middle of you wipe in your ass, I come in 38 00:02:38.240 --> 00:02:43.319 and just see your asshole in my face. He's like yeah, kind of. 39 00:02:45.199 --> 00:02:49.240 I was like, what the fuck is going on? I don't ever 40 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:52.240 want to hang out with you and your family ever. Holy Sh it. 41 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:57.520 I'm like, I feel like that would be sexual harassment towards me if I 42 00:02:57.639 --> 00:03:00.759 walked in. I was like what are you even the public rass? He's 43 00:03:00.759 --> 00:03:02.560 like, honest, I don't really go in public that much. It's like, 44 00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:06.879 yeah, I wouldn't either. I'd be like freaking out, like honey, 45 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:08.439 we're not going out today. I might have to poop later and I 46 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:12.479 don't want to be caught. It's like so, so he knows what he's 47 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:14.800 doing. Is Is fucking weird. He's like, I don't go out in 48 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:17.680 public that often. I don't want yeah, I never thought of it like 49 00:03:17.719 --> 00:03:21.719 that. He even knows. It's weird because he doesn't even poop the public. 50 00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:23.360 Yeah, I mean I don't want to poop it in public because public 51 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:27.639 bads are gross and then he said at work he just waits and goes into 52 00:03:27.639 --> 00:03:31.319 because he works at Caterpillar. So he just waits into the trucker bathrooms like 53 00:03:31.439 --> 00:03:35.280 not full and he goes in there and you make sure nobody's in there because 54 00:03:35.280 --> 00:03:40.599 it just looked weird for his feet to be turned the wrong way. I've 55 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:45.479 never fucking I mean I've got a Boogie, but so, like from my 56 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:49.919 my problem is is the toilet paper. It's got to be decent toilet like. 57 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:53.000 I actually keep an emergency four pack of like really good because that's the 58 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:57.039 one thing I splurge on his name brand toilet paper. So I keep like 59 00:03:57.080 --> 00:03:59.479 a four pack. I know I keep like a four pack of like the 60 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:02.240 Good Toilet Paper in my car with my because I always keeping overnight bag in 61 00:04:02.280 --> 00:04:05.479 my car as well. So the over night toilet paper bag, overnight bag, 62 00:04:05.520 --> 00:04:10.840 like it because it was like the ship everywhere I knew. It's like 63 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:14.039 pooping knows. It happened. I got into from like when I was partying 64 00:04:14.039 --> 00:04:15.879 a lot in my twenties, and ship it's just a bug out bag. 65 00:04:15.920 --> 00:04:18.360 Got Bag. Yeah, and but I always I also keep like a four 66 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:21.120 packets with a paper in there. So on work at work, on the 67 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:25.519 weekends especially, I'm the only one in the fucking building. I'm not using 68 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:28.879 that one ply sand paper. They fucking no funk that. I'm I got 69 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:30.600 a bougie button. I'm gonna take good care of it. I got a 70 00:04:30.600 --> 00:04:38.879 baby Bush, like a half ply toilet paper, the half one. It's 71 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:43.839 not even really technically there. Yeah, to see my veins in my hand, 72 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:46.959 my asshole. It actually makes my ass dirtier when I use it. 73 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:53.199 fucking paper cut from using I have never and like my quest is to keep 74 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:58.000 on asking people if they've ever done anything like that, because I'm like what 75 00:04:58.680 --> 00:05:01.079 he actually like? It was like normal. I was like, you're on 76 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:08.720 a list. If you're INSERTIN, maybe it's normal. And he's a big 77 00:05:08.759 --> 00:05:13.079 guy too. He's like bigger than you. Oh Really? Yeah, I'm 78 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:15.279 big, folks, you can't see me, but I'm big. I mean 79 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:24.240 he's he's a big guy, and I'm like your face is your face is 80 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:28.720 just I would hate to be his wife and just come on in. He's 81 00:05:28.759 --> 00:05:30.000 like yeah, she's coming in a couple of times. First Time she was 82 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:36.120 like what are you doing? I mean she's like no, no, I 83 00:05:36.279 --> 00:05:42.160 don't wipe like this. This isn't how you jerk off on me, but 84 00:05:42.199 --> 00:05:45.480 why is there a belt around your next while you're doing I don't know, 85 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:48.120 what's the belt got to do with wiping your ass? And there's come everywhere 86 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:58.839 coming Um. I reached a boy scout. If you guys like to reach 87 00:05:58.879 --> 00:06:00.480 out to us and be a part of the show, be a part of 88 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:03.680 the conversation, there are several ways to do that. Just go to our 89 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:10.639 website, www dot t b l pod Dot net. That's www dot t 90 00:06:10.759 --> 00:06:14.639 b l pod Dot net. You can send us a message through the website 91 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:17.199 or you can even leave us a voicemail by clicking on the voicemail button in 92 00:06:17.240 --> 00:06:20.879 the corner of the screen and leave us a message that we will respond to 93 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:26.279 live on the show. Once again, just go to www dot t b 94 00:06:26.519 --> 00:06:30.079 l pod Dot net. I reached out to a couple of folks. Let's 95 00:06:30.079 --> 00:06:36.800 see if they can design a t shirt of the cookie monster. YEA, 96 00:06:38.839 --> 00:06:42.519 they gotta go people who are working on it right now. I described what 97 00:06:42.600 --> 00:06:47.399 I wanted and they were like absolute comm commm com, com, com, 98 00:06:47.399 --> 00:06:51.360 com com that is by far one of my favorite moments we have ever had 99 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:56.160 on the show. That was that's up there with like the panda sex thing 100 00:06:56.199 --> 00:07:00.560 from last year. The PANTA sex thing was fucking fantastic than the sex is 101 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:03.879 so funny. Um, you know what I think it's funny is the fact 102 00:07:03.879 --> 00:07:08.600 that Kanye West said he's never read a book because, quote, reading is 103 00:07:08.639 --> 00:07:12.079 like eating Brussels sprouts. said that. Yeah, it's from huff post right 104 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:15.120 here, we're gonna write at it. He really? I mean, that 105 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:16.160 does not surprise me. No, I mean, you know, you know 106 00:07:16.240 --> 00:07:20.439 I believe him. Believe him that. Never read a book. Never read 107 00:07:20.439 --> 00:07:23.920 a book, like, not even by accident, by accident. You read 108 00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:28.560 a book, green eggs and him nothing. Nothing. Yeah, like, 109 00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:30.079 like what do you when Your Kids Want Daddy? Can you read me a 110 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:36.519 story? Fuck you, that means nobody. He'll never write an autobiography. 111 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:40.519 He will, but it will be an audio. It will be audio book 112 00:07:40.560 --> 00:07:44.759 only on auto tune, audiobook only, like you can only get it. 113 00:07:44.759 --> 00:07:46.120 will be an album, because thosen't you have that thing right now, where 114 00:07:46.120 --> 00:07:50.160 like you can only get his album through this APP or something that he owns, 115 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:53.800 but it's like two dollars or something like that. I mean, I 116 00:07:53.839 --> 00:07:57.439 wouldn't surprise me. No, nothing about him surprises me. Anymore. I 117 00:07:57.480 --> 00:08:00.920 mean especially ever, ever read a book? Yeah, he says. I 118 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:03.319 haven't actually read any book. Reading is like eating Brussels sprouts for me, 119 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:09.920 and talking is like getting the Georgio Baldi Corn Ravioli. That that is. 120 00:08:09.079 --> 00:08:16.560 That is the exact quote. I don't know what Georgio Uh Baldy Corn Ravioli 121 00:08:16.639 --> 00:08:20.000 tastes like, but I'm assuming it must be, you know, at least 122 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:28.240 halfway decent. But yeah, it's I guess it came from a rolling to 123 00:08:28.279 --> 00:08:33.639 the rolling stone report. The parents were required to sign n d a s 124 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:39.919 to send their kids to because he owns a tuition based Christian private schools. 125 00:08:41.399 --> 00:08:45.279 The whole thing. Kanye owns this like private school and parents had to sign 126 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:50.399 an NBA to send their kids to it, and it came up in whatever 127 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:54.519 Uh fucking interview they were talking about it. Um, by the way, 128 00:08:54.519 --> 00:08:58.279 his school is not yet accredited and I don't see that actually happening. Would 129 00:08:58.279 --> 00:09:01.279 never be accredited. Not It's a private school. Every student gets a pair 130 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:07.399 of YEASIES, but they have to pay for them, but not the good 131 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:11.679 yeasies. Yeah, the easies rejected from I think easiest from the losing championship 132 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:16.600 team eases also look like horrible shoes, mind you. Oh, they look 133 00:09:16.679 --> 00:09:22.679 uncomfortable as fuck. They look like a sex toy for your feet, for 134 00:09:22.679 --> 00:09:24.960 people who have a foot fetish yeah, like, Oh, look at these 135 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:28.720 yeasies, they're very skiezies. This this past week's episode of she hulk. 136 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:31.639 This is on topic, I promise. was making fun of the whole like 137 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:37.000 sneaker fat and all that, because they're they got like Avenger's team shoes that 138 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:39.240 are coming out in the shows. Can you go wait in line with me 139 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:41.960 to get these sneakers? They're coming out with a new iron man threes and 140 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:46.200 they're only letting one pair of per person. Why do you need to one 141 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:48.080 for showing, one for showing and one for wearing or whatever the fuck you 142 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:52.720 whatever fun you said. And they look like fucking like the most uncomfortable fucking 143 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:56.679 iron man theme shoes like ever. And they had like some concept art of 144 00:09:56.759 --> 00:10:01.679 his Uh shoe claws, that it was like and they each one was modeled 145 00:10:01.679 --> 00:10:05.240 after a different fucking like marble character. Um, but's made me think of 146 00:10:05.279 --> 00:10:09.399 that. Um, yeah, he's a guy I got. That's my drip 147 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:13.120 broker. She's like drip broke. I was like, you know what, 148 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:16.080 that's that's Fu great, and the guy ended up being like the best part 149 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:18.679 of the show. Honestly, episode or a bad episode? It was the 150 00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:22.360 first episode I didn't want to kill myself after watching it. Was it was 151 00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:24.679 it. Actually it was a decent episode, but the first four were so 152 00:10:24.919 --> 00:10:30.559 dogshit. That we'll see. But I think daredevil's coming this week. Um, 153 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:33.200 yeah, because they kind of tease something at the end of the episode. 154 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:37.879 Um, but also and or is starting on Wednesday. Three episodes. 155 00:10:39.039 --> 00:10:46.919 Um. As for Miller's batshit crazy, what happened? Now he they whatever, 156 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:50.399 was doing some interview and was comparing saying something like. I'm like, 157 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:54.480 I'm like, I'm next to like being like Jesus or the next Messiah or 158 00:10:54.519 --> 00:11:03.559 something like that. Yeah, that's it's total, but it's Jesus. Alright. 159 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:07.039 So, like here I howe did they bring something up? Thinking of 160 00:11:07.159 --> 00:11:11.759 leaning and my like we're driving the car for like four and a half hours. 161 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:13.000 It tastes like four and a half hours to get the South Bend from 162 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:18.799 here. Um, so it's like, is there a rumor going around that 163 00:11:18.879 --> 00:11:22.679 Harvey, I mean, what's his face, to come back for spot for 164 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:26.159 Superman and what's face come back for Batman? I mean those rumors have been 165 00:11:26.159 --> 00:11:30.799 circulating for for fucking years but has been confirmed. No one knows what the 166 00:11:30.799 --> 00:11:33.320 funk they're doing anyway. Is there anything? Does any may know what's going 167 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:37.360 with the flash right now? UH, current rumor is that they is still 168 00:11:37.399 --> 00:11:41.919 on track to be released. Nothing else has been said. It's not coming 169 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:43.919 out this year. Basically the only superhero movie war was putting out this year 170 00:11:45.080 --> 00:11:48.240 is is black ad yeah, which I could give a shit about. I 171 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:52.960 mean it looks the most recent trailer I was like, okay, Dr Fate 172 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:56.559 looks cool. I like that character, but it's purece Bros and so this. 173 00:11:56.679 --> 00:11:58.679 I don't give a funk about that movie. I'm just gonna go see 174 00:11:58.720 --> 00:12:03.519 it because it's been ten fucking years since they announced he was gonna be black 175 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:05.360 ad him. I kind of just want to see it at this point. 176 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:11.080 He really pushed it, he did Um and UH, like it's test screenings 177 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:15.440 have been like ranking it like above like the Dark Knight, like. The 178 00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:18.240 people who have seen it have said that it's like dark knight good and I'm 179 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:24.159 like, careful what they would be very fucking careful what you say there. 180 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:28.039 Um, yeah, no, Ezra Miller was saying, Um, I'm trying 181 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:35.799 to find the actual quote here, but I just had it. My fucking 182 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:37.639 lost it, son of a bitch. I Hate Google so much. But 183 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:43.000 yeah, I was was was comparing himself to Jesus, saying I'm the next, 184 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:46.600 like you know, I'm basically the next Messiah. And bear in mind 185 00:12:46.639 --> 00:12:50.519 like this, like he's still they're still, you know, under investigation for 186 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:58.759 like this grooming bullshit and and all the assaults and breaking and entering and all 187 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:03.279 that, and I'm like you're still going ahead with this fucking movie. Sounds 188 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:09.679 like maybe he's trying to purposely like just try to get fired by yeah, 189 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:15.440 he's trying to get see how you got yourself. It's like the producers, 190 00:13:15.480 --> 00:13:18.480 it's like they're trying to fail. It's like, I don't know, I 191 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:20.240 don't, I don't, I don't get it, and I'm just like again, 192 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:24.360 like this is the one you're still putting all but even even the flash 193 00:13:24.399 --> 00:13:28.919 they're saying was getting like early, early test screenings. People were saying that 194 00:13:28.960 --> 00:13:33.879 it was like like life changing good and I'm like at this point, I 195 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:37.960 don't care, like you're gonna have like I'm not gonna go see it in 196 00:13:39.039 --> 00:13:41.919 theaters. I'm not spending money to go see you. I'll wait till it 197 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:45.960 hits like Hbo Max some Bullshit, and then maybe when I have a slow 198 00:13:46.080 --> 00:13:48.320 day, well, I should be the best babe they've ever made. Oh, 199 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:50.600 I know, like that would be. That would be the fucking end 200 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:52.759 of that story. Is like. It's that. It's like, man, 201 00:13:54.440 --> 00:13:56.360 if he hadn't a fucked around, this might actually a head, but now 202 00:13:56.440 --> 00:14:00.799 it's probably just gonna get released to people, it's gonna under form because nobody 203 00:14:00.799 --> 00:14:09.440 wants to see his movie and it's probably gonna be amazing. Um, I 204 00:14:09.519 --> 00:14:15.159 know it bumps me out, it really does, because I was super looking 205 00:14:15.200 --> 00:14:18.759 when that first bit of footage got put out at two years ago or a 206 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:22.759 year ago or whatever it was. I was like Yeo, this looks really 207 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:26.120 fucking good, and then all the ships are happening and I was like, 208 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:30.240 Oh, I don't care now, Jesus Christ, wow, it's it's, 209 00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:35.080 it's it's actually kind of stunning how fast I stopped caring. It's like almost 210 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:41.600 like a flash in the pen. anyways, Um, did you see this 211 00:14:41.639 --> 00:14:45.000 ship with pat say Jack Hanging out with Marjorie Taylor Green. How come it 212 00:14:45.039 --> 00:14:48.039 doesn't surprise me, though, because she, I know she can't spell words. 213 00:14:48.960 --> 00:14:52.200 Also, like you could have told you could tell me pat say jacks 214 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:54.720 a piece of ship, and I fucking believe what if he didn't even know 215 00:14:54.720 --> 00:15:00.840 who she was? They looked like they were buddy buddy to me, like 216 00:15:00.879 --> 00:15:03.639 I saw that picture because I'm like sitting there and like, Huh, can 217 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:09.639 I buy a new state representative? It's just like I don't know, like 218 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:18.440 what if? It doesn't surprise me at all. But it wouldn't also be 219 00:15:18.480 --> 00:15:22.480 surprised if he had no idea who the funk that was, like he said. 220 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:24.159 It feels like he's so full of himself. So is it so much 221 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:28.679 like just him that he'd find like, who the Fox? I'll take a 222 00:15:28.679 --> 00:15:31.519 picture with full, full disclosure. When I saw the picture, I didn't 223 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:35.120 know that was her. I don't commit to memory what this bitch looks like. 224 00:15:35.360 --> 00:15:37.639 I care more about when her name shows up in something. So everybody's 225 00:15:37.639 --> 00:15:41.440 tweeting the picture like Oh this is fucking disgusting. I'm like, I don't 226 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:43.039 know what I'm supposed to be offended about here. I don't know. I 227 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:46.480 don't know who that is. And then I saw the articles, like some 228 00:15:46.559 --> 00:15:48.720 of them, was like, Oh, okay, yeah, no, now, 229 00:15:48.759 --> 00:15:52.360 I get it, now, I understand, like but yeah, fakes 230 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:56.919 value. No, if she could walk into this into this house right now, 231 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:58.639 and I wouldn't tell you to be able to tell you who the fun 232 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:00.480 she is. Yeah, I don't care. And when I see her name 233 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:04.120 in print, different story. But sometimes I feel like that might be like 234 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:07.200 he just took a picture. It's like one of those things. Is like 235 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:11.919 when people go up to like they go up to like a fucking Um representative 236 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:15.639 or congressman or just whatever and be like can you take his picture of me? 237 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:18.320 But it's a video and they basically you fucking suck you piece of ship. 238 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:21.200 And so that's why I feel like it is like he had no idea. 239 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:23.200 So there's no context. is to like what this picture is actually even 240 00:16:23.240 --> 00:16:26.600 fucking from. Like it could have been from last week, it could have 241 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:29.720 been from a month ago, it could have been from God knows when, 242 00:16:29.799 --> 00:16:32.080 or whatever. The fucking event what it was like some kind of event, 243 00:16:32.240 --> 00:16:34.840 but some like seventeen years ago. Yeah, and you would never be able 244 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:40.279 to tell because he's had so much fucking work done that it's ridiculous, Um, 245 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:45.600 but also like he's now allowed around a microwave. Parts of his body 246 00:16:45.639 --> 00:16:48.720 are too young to get into bars, I'm sure, like I don't know, 247 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:51.639 but pat's say Jack's always just been kind of a piece of ship anyway. 248 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:53.600 Like when you watching before and he's kind of a Douche. I don't 249 00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:56.759 really watch in the like. In the last couple of years, especially, 250 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:00.679 like there's been like clips that have gone on from the show where he's just 251 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:03.480 kind of be an ad Dick to the people on the show and everyone's like 252 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:07.960 now it's got everybody kind of thinking back, like you know what, he 253 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:12.599 always was kind of a Dick Hole. Now you can rep the basement lounge 254 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:17.279 out in public by checking out some of the merch that we have available on 255 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:22.079 our website. Just go to tbl pod dot net slash store. That's tbl 256 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:26.759 pod dot net slash store, and check out some of the t shirt and 257 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:30.640 other merch designs we have for you, featuring our logo, some of our 258 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:34.559 favorite bits, as well as a homegrown humor official t shirt as well. 259 00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:40.440 Once again, just go to tbl pod dot net slash store and check out 260 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:45.119 some of the cool merch we have there for you now. So I don't 261 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:48.359 know, it's just his personality. I would not shock me at all if 262 00:17:48.359 --> 00:17:52.920 you turn out to be like a mega hat or something like that. But 263 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:55.039 I mean you can say that about a lot of those, you know, 264 00:17:55.720 --> 00:18:00.599 old white game show hosts. Good, Alex Trembek was. I don't think 265 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:04.799 so. Tract was probably a Bernie. Yeah, he was. He was 266 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:10.759 so a political like in all his interviews and stuff like. It just never 267 00:18:10.839 --> 00:18:14.559 came up and no one bothered to ask and he never he never like tried 268 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:18.359 to chime in with any like weird snide comments or anything like that, and 269 00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:22.680 he kept that stuff like really close to his chest. I really don't know, 270 00:18:23.319 --> 00:18:27.480 but which I think was smart. Oh, absolutely, and I feel 271 00:18:27.519 --> 00:18:33.880 like most celebrities need to. I feel like a celebrity once you matter which 272 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:37.759 way you go, left, her right, you're gonna get just ridiculed one 273 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:40.359 way or the other by one side or the other, and you're like you 274 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:47.319 put yourself in a position to where like like fuck, like I just had 275 00:18:47.359 --> 00:18:52.119 my opinion on something. Yeah, but as soon as you make it known 276 00:18:52.359 --> 00:18:57.039 that you leaned one way or another, you automatically alienate half half the audience. 277 00:18:57.359 --> 00:19:00.559 Out of proportion. You see it. You see it the comedy shows 278 00:19:00.599 --> 00:19:04.519 all the time. That's why a lot of comics will kind of established that 279 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:08.039 ship early on in their career and then that way there's no question of it 280 00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:11.200 later. It's it's when it comes out later that people do. I mean, 281 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:15.160 like you know Louis and Lewis Black is famous for just saying they're all 282 00:19:15.160 --> 00:19:18.839 fucking idiots. I hate them all, Um, but you get guys like 283 00:19:19.960 --> 00:19:25.920 especially in in in more recent years. Like most, most, not all 284 00:19:26.119 --> 00:19:32.359 most, comics tend to be left leaning and also writing anti trump material is 285 00:19:32.440 --> 00:19:36.000 kind of just like a fucking gold mine. I mean there's never a shortage 286 00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:38.680 of it. And so yeah, I mean, is it weird that most 287 00:19:38.680 --> 00:19:42.160 comics are left leaning? That's very that interests me a lot. It doesn't. 288 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:47.839 It doesn't strike me as weird because a entertainment in general tends to be 289 00:19:47.920 --> 00:19:53.000 left leaning. Um, because I feel like people who people who lean right 290 00:19:53.079 --> 00:19:56.759 tend to be a lot more religious to start off with and I feel like 291 00:19:56.799 --> 00:20:02.960 that that gets in the way sometime times of people's faith can get in the 292 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:07.880 way of art sometimes because they find themselves like I don't want to do that 293 00:20:07.960 --> 00:20:11.200 it gives, it doesn't, doesn't like a good Christian, that kind of 294 00:20:11.240 --> 00:20:15.720 thing. Certain certain art forms are fine, I mean there's Christian metal bands 295 00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:18.359 and Christian rock bands and ship like that, but for the most part I 296 00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:25.240 think when faith is involved it can be kind of an obstacle. Like it 297 00:20:25.480 --> 00:20:30.960 it makes it harder to do the work. Yeah, but also just the 298 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:37.200 idea of Um, I don't know, because typically when you think of like 299 00:20:37.319 --> 00:20:41.920 freedom of speech, you know the right tend to be the first ones to 300 00:20:41.960 --> 00:20:45.839 cry freedom of speech about stuff and you hear liberals being a bit but so. 301 00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:48.759 So I will say that is kind of the weird I think. Yeah, 302 00:20:48.960 --> 00:20:53.880 yeah, because it's like it is very odd like people view like in 303 00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:59.759 my like my position. People always think I'm like right leaning. Sure what 304 00:20:59.880 --> 00:21:06.920 I talk about, but I'm totally left. I'll say this. I think 305 00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:11.400 comics tend to be the closest thing to centrists uh out there. I think 306 00:21:11.400 --> 00:21:15.599 they're because because most of them are, if you look at it on paper, 307 00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:19.200 are gonna look like liberals, but they walk that line just they're they're 308 00:21:19.240 --> 00:21:23.000 not afraid to say like, I don't really fit into either one. Like 309 00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:27.279 you know certain things about my personality or liberals certain things about my personality. 310 00:21:27.359 --> 00:21:32.559 Conservative. They tend to be realists. They look at things for what they 311 00:21:32.599 --> 00:21:37.200 are and whether or not they're funny, not whether it's necessarily true, or 312 00:21:37.200 --> 00:21:41.440 even a moral like from a moral standpoint, like, like when you're on 313 00:21:41.559 --> 00:21:45.480 stage, fucking morals go out the fucking window. You're gonna talk about sucking 314 00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:49.839 a dead fourteen year old. I mean it's funny, it's very funny. 315 00:21:49.960 --> 00:21:53.319 And then when somebody interrupts me and want to say I fucked that Fort you 316 00:21:53.359 --> 00:22:02.039 know it was a good ship. Now, Um, that's very interesting. 317 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:07.640 Is that? That is curiously, because I've met conservative comics and I don't 318 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:11.880 even like the thing is like I don't like so this last go around. 319 00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:17.920 Yeah, this last like six years, I guess. I'd say I hate 320 00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:22.000 the comics that lean so anti trump, are so pro trump on their stuff 321 00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:25.720 that it was their whole personnelity, the whole and I'm like, can you 322 00:22:25.839 --> 00:22:29.640 just get over it? Like the Hodge twins. I hate the hodge twins. 323 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:33.000 Do you know who they are? Like they're like Um, the black 324 00:22:33.720 --> 00:22:37.039 like just twins. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen them a 325 00:22:37.079 --> 00:22:40.160 couple of times. fucking can't stand them. I haven't seen them in recent 326 00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:44.640 years, but and I'm like they're so like pro trump, their pro trump. 327 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:47.720 Oh God, but I mean because it's like, oh, these black 328 00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:52.200 guys trump and then just making fun of AOC and all that ship and it's 329 00:22:52.200 --> 00:22:56.079 just kind of like, but that's like their whole fucking speed stick. I'm 330 00:22:56.079 --> 00:22:59.759 like, can you say some fucking jokes? That's that's interesting, because I've 331 00:22:59.759 --> 00:23:03.119 seen because the last time I saw them was in likelve or something like that, 332 00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:07.720 and their ship was all about, you know, getting high and sucking 333 00:23:07.720 --> 00:23:12.160 and all that. So that it's because they knew it would self. See 334 00:23:12.160 --> 00:23:17.160 what I'm saying. That's fair. It's a genius marketing is playing there. 335 00:23:17.160 --> 00:23:18.720 But we totally get the right on our side and they love us forever. 336 00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:22.720 That's fair, because they were in one of the jump street movies. I 337 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:26.559 remember that. So it's kind of like and the whole people that are so 338 00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:30.200 anti trump where that's all they make fun of in the material them like well, 339 00:23:30.200 --> 00:23:33.559 because then they're not telling because because then it just becomes low hanging fruit. 340 00:23:33.759 --> 00:23:36.839 Yeah, at that point, yeah, it just becomes predictable, low 341 00:23:36.880 --> 00:23:38.640 hanging fruit and it's it's it's what's the same, the same problem with SNL. 342 00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:44.680 SNL is a notoriously liberal but their last ten years, twelve years, 343 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:51.240 have been so just all anti right wing jokes. It's like at this point 344 00:23:51.279 --> 00:23:55.640 it's just can you just do something else? So we eat the same thing 345 00:23:55.839 --> 00:23:57.640 too oft and you'd get tired of it. And that's what it turned into. 346 00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:02.839 So I was always in the mood to you, Pussy. No, 347 00:24:02.920 --> 00:24:06.319 you're right. Yeah, when it's you're when it's it's like any comic, 348 00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:11.480 when your entire set is one topic, I'm over it. You know whether 349 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:14.359 it's you know, that's why Fox worthy burned out like he did, because 350 00:24:14.359 --> 00:24:21.000 it suddenly that was his whole stick was his last special was dogshit. Oh, 351 00:24:21.039 --> 00:24:26.240 it was really. It was like so tone deaf and such low hanging 352 00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:30.559 fruit, amateur our bullshit, like it was all I'm old and these damn 353 00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:33.839 millennials and Yada, Yada, Yada, and facebook this and and it was 354 00:24:34.039 --> 00:24:37.559 just the bunch it was. It was so low hanging fruit it was ridiculous. 355 00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:41.359 So it's a bummer too because, like I mean, foxworthy in his 356 00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:45.400 hey day was the fucking best. I mean he's got a career like he 357 00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:48.200 does for a reason. So, yeah, like whether it's him, you 358 00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:51.359 know, even people I like, like you know Eliza Schlessinger, who like 359 00:24:51.799 --> 00:24:53.240 every time you see your ship nowdays. Okay, it's the same ship. 360 00:24:55.039 --> 00:25:00.519 Yeah, with her. Yeah, like Taylor Tomlinson. I like bad her. 361 00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:03.920 She kind of switches it up a bit more and I like her. 362 00:25:03.119 --> 00:25:06.720 She does really good with crowd work. But even in her I'm like, 363 00:25:06.759 --> 00:25:11.079 okay, you're starting to do a lot of the same ship. Yeah, 364 00:25:11.359 --> 00:25:14.480 if you are in or around the Dayton Ohio area and you want to know 365 00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:18.359 more about what's going on in the local comedy scene, we have a website 366 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:22.839 for you. Go to www dot gem city comedy dot Com. That's www 367 00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:27.839 dot gem city comedy dot Com. We've got profiles on all your favorite local 368 00:25:27.839 --> 00:25:32.359 Comedians, as well as a calendar and guide to all the shows going on, 369 00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:36.200 whether they're open mics or big headliner shows or showcases or whatever we have 370 00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:40.559 in store. You can also submit your own information to the website to be 371 00:25:40.680 --> 00:25:44.680 updated within forty eight hours. I run this website myself. It is a 372 00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:48.000 passion project of love, so make sure you guys go check that out right 373 00:25:48.039 --> 00:25:52.720 now. Go to www dot gem city comedy dot Com to get all the 374 00:25:52.759 --> 00:25:57.519 information on the Dayton comedy scene. I think also part sits because a lot 375 00:25:57.599 --> 00:26:00.599 of the comics now they want to do like a new hour like every year 376 00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:03.720 or two. Oh yeah, and so it's kind of like, Oh God, 377 00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:07.119 how do you know? It's like those guys who run marathons every year 378 00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:11.720 and they're just training for next year's marathon. And that's what it's become with 379 00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:14.160 a lot of comics, is like how quickly kind of put together my new 380 00:26:14.200 --> 00:26:18.000 hour set, you know, whereas like, I respect guys like titus who 381 00:26:18.079 --> 00:26:21.200 they spend he spends like two or three years working on his next hour, 382 00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:26.039 but he is on the road constantly. That's the thing that was like, 383 00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:30.039 Um, like Michael said, we brought him up, Stewart Huff, I've 384 00:26:30.079 --> 00:26:32.839 never seen he's on a different hour every single time I've seen him like in 385 00:26:32.920 --> 00:26:36.920 five years in new five different hours. Yeah, I was like that's and 386 00:26:37.240 --> 00:26:42.160 that's hard to be. It's all fantastic. And so you're like it's people 387 00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:47.200 don't realize that coming up with an hour's worth of jokes is in a year. 388 00:26:47.319 --> 00:26:49.480 In a year is because, I mean Jesus, there are guys I 389 00:26:49.519 --> 00:26:52.880 know who will spend a year working on twenty minutes. I'm one of them. 390 00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:59.680 I mean an hour is a funny hour, like not just an hour 391 00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:02.599 of jokes, and whether they're funny or not be damned. An hour of 392 00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:08.119 funny jokes is hard. I saw when I saw John Mulaney, he was 393 00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:12.240 doing a brand new hour. Some of it was good, some of it 394 00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:15.400 was still needed some work. When I saw Ron White, he was working 395 00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:18.880 on a new hour something. A lot of it was really good. Couple 396 00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:22.759 of them I was like, but he but both he and Mulaney were smarter 397 00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:26.400 to recognize, like okay, that one needs work and they moved on to 398 00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:33.000 something else. It's hard and people try. I think that's what's the promised, 399 00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:37.279 which is like people you see like like it's not. It's the same 400 00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:41.720 jokes. It's just as different written different words, if that makes sense. 401 00:27:41.920 --> 00:27:45.720 Same like thing, it's same topics. When I was like, they're just 402 00:27:45.720 --> 00:27:48.039 trying to count more ship and so being like the same fucking thing over again. 403 00:27:48.079 --> 00:27:52.440 It's really shitty because they're trying and you know they're trying, but they're 404 00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:56.039 just trying. Sometimes you have to wait two or three you just perfect that 405 00:27:56.079 --> 00:28:00.480 for like two years, two or three years, but also also not their 406 00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:03.039 fault, because you have like TV deals and all this stuff, like hey, 407 00:28:03.079 --> 00:28:06.240 we need to do this because we need a new hour or whatever, 408 00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:07.960 and so they're like, funk, what do I do? Well, and 409 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:11.160 nowadays to be a marketable comic, it's all about content creation. It's can 410 00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:15.920 you be marketable on instagram? You know, are your are your reels getting 411 00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:19.480 views? And there's that pressure to every time you post something online. Isn't 412 00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:22.039 new, it is it sound too derivative of something I've done in the past. 413 00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:25.279 I mean, funk, I feel that way, like, like there 414 00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:26.839 are other reels I'd like to post, but I'm like, but I've already 415 00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:30.240 posted videos doing a joke on the same topic, and do I want to? 416 00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:33.079 It's and I'm talking about out of a five minute set, like I 417 00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:36.440 shouldn't be thinking that. I should just be like, is it funny? 418 00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:42.440 Yah, so it's it's a fucking machine. That's like just I think a 419 00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:47.440 comic isn't what being a comic I mean like twenty years ago and ten years 420 00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:49.160 ago being a comic. What is is now, because you didn't have, 421 00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:53.119 like you said, reels and fucking instant, like you're posting constant videos, 422 00:28:53.960 --> 00:28:59.599 constantly. Then you have to worry about people scaling your reels in videos and 423 00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:03.359 then itting like I've seen it happen. It happens on Tiktok all the fucking 424 00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:07.839 time. There's like Samuel, there's Samurel's tiktok account and then there's like fifty 425 00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:11.799 other Samurel, you know, fan accounts that just take his videos and just 426 00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:17.039 re fucking post them. It happens on Tiktok and Instagram is your ship, 427 00:29:17.559 --> 00:29:21.160 I mean the the your your tweets that have gone viral. People screenshot and 428 00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:25.400 clip your ship out and just posted themselves. Guys who go on stage and 429 00:29:25.440 --> 00:29:29.440 just quote tweets and memes and shipped from Reddit. I mean it happens all 430 00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:33.759 the fucking time. And because it used to be, you know, once 431 00:29:33.799 --> 00:29:37.160 it was once. You said it on TV like that's it, it's yours, 432 00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:44.640 but nowadays there's there's so much. It's so deluded and so overset. 433 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:49.200 It's oversaturated. That gets term of looking for that. It's like there's there's 434 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:52.880 so it's kind of like with podcasts, I mean, and we host want. 435 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:56.640 There's so many fucking podcasts. Now there's so many podcasts of two comics 436 00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:02.799 talking about ship into a microphone. You know, it's it's it's oversaturated, 437 00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:04.119 it's, it's, it's what the Hell's going on? I don't know. 438 00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:11.440 It's the last show, guys. No, I'm kid, but, like 439 00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.119 you, gotta find a way to make yourself stand out in some way, 440 00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:18.680 and the ones that do do. But also, like that time where they're 441 00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:22.319 kind of in the spotlight is a lot shorter nowadays. Oh Yeah, is 442 00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:27.039 that constantly looking for somebody else, and it's like what the fuck? Chleszarer 443 00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:30.559 was on top of the fucking netflix world for a little bit. Now, 444 00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:34.119 I mean, her name does not come up as much anymore. You don't 445 00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:37.799 hear people talking about her quite as often. I follow her on Instagram. 446 00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:41.160 I barely see her on there anymore, which is kind of a testament to 447 00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:45.240 like, yeah, I don't see you as active in my feet anymore as 448 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.319 it partially because she's masically made her money, you know what I mean? 449 00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:52.720 Also, it's also true. I mean I don't know how much money she's 450 00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:56.839 made, but I mean she's selling out theaters across the country. So she's 451 00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:00.440 married, got a kid. I mean she's you know, she's kind of 452 00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:03.160 hit that point. I think every comic kind of wants to get to where 453 00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:07.880 they can just work constantly. And you know, she doesn't have to really 454 00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:11.799 change up her set very often. She could do the same set for two 455 00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:15.279 years people will still buy the tickets. Yeah, so, and that's and 456 00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:18.359 that's any comic at that level. You can take the same show on the 457 00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:22.119 river two three years and people will still go to it. Jeff Donham, 458 00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:26.160 I mean Jesus, did the same show for like five years. People still 459 00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:32.200 went. Poppets man, come come, come, come, come, come, 460 00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:34.359 come, come come. That's the secret to comedy. Is just puppets, 461 00:31:34.759 --> 00:31:40.839 puppets. It's blows. It just blows my mind because it is a 462 00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:42.839 lot of heart. Like you think you will? I don't know. There's 463 00:31:42.839 --> 00:31:45.799 so many different avenues and you see what it becomes. Poppylar, like really, 464 00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:51.920 yeah, really, that dumb ship. And then like the only reason 465 00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:56.480 why that's good anywhere because the chick is semi attractive and she's literally showing her 466 00:31:56.480 --> 00:32:01.799 tits. And as there's I have come across quite a few people on Tiktok 467 00:32:01.799 --> 00:32:07.440 and instagram whatever who lists themselves as Comedians and I'm like post one stand up 468 00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:12.640 clip post one stand up clip there. I can't rember what her name was, 469 00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:15.319 but she she followed me. I followed her back. This is years 470 00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:17.920 ago, and listed as like, you know, stand up comic, Blah, 471 00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:22.720 blah, blah. She had one video from doing the live at the 472 00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:25.880 Gotham show. That was it was. It was fine. I mean it 473 00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:30.160 wasn't great, but it wasn't bad. It was the only clip she ever 474 00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:35.119 posted. Everything else she ever posted on instagram was all bikini picks, you 475 00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:38.119 know, at the gym, and I'm like, okay, cool, post 476 00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:44.480 some fucking comedy content. That's very annoying. Oh, and they're they're all 477 00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:45.759 over the place. There's a lot of guys who do that bullshit to a 478 00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:51.279 lot of the male comics. All their pictures are them at the fucking gym 479 00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:53.920 or you know, some bullshit like that. I'll be cool. Do you 480 00:32:53.960 --> 00:32:59.000 actually tell jokes or like, are you a quote unquote comedian, because you 481 00:32:59.079 --> 00:33:02.960 did a couple of open mikes and and that I hate that the most. 482 00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:07.079 Yeah, I hate that the whole like, Oh, I got that. 483 00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:08.759 They got that picture on stage a couple of times. You know. Yeah, 484 00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:12.119 they're like, I'm a comic, no, you're not. You don't 485 00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:14.839 know what it's like to travel. Yeah, you don't. You don't. 486 00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:20.680 You haven't driven six hours for fifty yeah, uh, you six hours to 487 00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:23.880 try out for something. You haven't driven three hours one way, three hours 488 00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:29.000 back for three minutes where you couldn't curse at a club with five people in 489 00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:34.680 it. Yeah, you've have a crackers huh, like, yeah, don't. 490 00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:38.480 Yeah, you haven't. You don't even know. You haven't been in 491 00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:44.160 the fun. I was born in the doctors. It's the slow knife that 492 00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:49.400 you don't see coming. Yeah, that is very irritating. Yeah, like 493 00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:52.039 I'm starting to even view myself as a comic anymore. So I don't go 494 00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:54.480 up as I do. I get it. Oh my God, the last 495 00:33:54.519 --> 00:33:58.759 the last like five years when I was going up two times a year, 496 00:33:58.960 --> 00:34:00.279 trust me, like there was a couped I was where I was like should 497 00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:04.599 I just quit at this point? Like what am I fucking doing? Like 498 00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:08.119 I've sat there. I'm like I could do thirty, yeah, but like 499 00:34:08.159 --> 00:34:12.639 I was working on like forty to fifty right when I when I quit. 500 00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:15.599 So I was just like not quit when I had a kid and I was 501 00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:20.920 like I'm good with solid, but I'm like it's just about getting that rhythm 502 00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:24.239 again, and sucking the rhythm is the hardest part. No, yeah, 503 00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:29.960 everything's thrown off, but anyways. No, it is very annoying. The 504 00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:36.920 TIKTOK thing does Piss me off because I'm like what, yeah, like seriously, 505 00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:43.159 and it's so like I used to post on Tiktok all the time and 506 00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:46.400 what I would find was when I would do those the Um the duet, 507 00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:51.880 the reaction clips and all that, those would get like gangbusters numbers, but 508 00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:54.360 the original content, I suppose I was getting Jack Ship and I just felt 509 00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:58.679 dirty. I was like, I feel like I haven't done anything. I 510 00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:05.559 have a video of me laughing at someone else's content and that's getting more views 511 00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:07.760 than something I actually put time and effort into. Yeah, it makes it 512 00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:10.880 makes you feel, it makes you feel gross and I'm just feel like a 513 00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:20.400 horror off and coming into a cupcake and feeding it to somebody, and that's 514 00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:30.920 got be banned. But me watching myself coming in a cupcake and feeding into 515 00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:37.639 somebody got me banned again. You see it on twitch too, because because 516 00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:40.639 like they are all those girls who were going on, because because twitch created 517 00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:45.559 the uh, the just chatting category for people who did like streams, or 518 00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:49.400 it was them. It was always like podcasting, like if you're a podcasting 519 00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:52.559 you're like, they have a podcast, or if you were just having a 520 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:54.480 stream where you were just talking to your viewers and doing it like that. 521 00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:58.639 Well then you had all these girls who were these basically only fans, girls 522 00:35:58.679 --> 00:36:00.960 who needed another fucking outlet. We're going on there. It was them in 523 00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:04.239 a bikini in a pool and like, Oh, if you tipped this much, 524 00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:07.280 I'll write your name on my tits and stuff like that, and they 525 00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:12.679 were getting banned from twitch, because twitch has like strict guidelines on what you 526 00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.599 can and cannot stream. But these girls, before they were getting banned, 527 00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:21.079 were pulling in like a million dollars in donations, to the point where it 528 00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:23.239 became so fucking lucrative, because then twitch realized, Oh, we could take 529 00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:28.599 a bite of that. So now they've created the like pool time category that 530 00:36:28.639 --> 00:36:31.199 you can list your stream under. So now it's just all fucking chicks and 531 00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:36.000 bikinis sitting in pools and and and just that. That's the stream and they're 532 00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:39.880 pulling in millions of views and millions of dollars, and I'm like, who 533 00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:45.679 can compete with that so also says how pathetic the males a little bit. 534 00:36:45.840 --> 00:36:50.000 Yeah, no, we're we're fucking sad. Like where. I mean again, 535 00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:52.639 comes up on the show all the time. Only fans still exists. 536 00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:59.760 Okay, but seriously, I mean that's yeah, I don't know. Uh. 537 00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:01.840 It's the point where it's like when, how do you compete with that? 538 00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:06.239 And like, and I'm all for like people who are professional sex workers 539 00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:07.960 and all that. Like, make your money. As long as you're hurting 540 00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:13.679 people, I could give a fuck, but like, there's no it's to 541 00:37:13.719 --> 00:37:16.159 the point where, like there are the people who were know where you're trying 542 00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:19.960 to put your content at. Like, if you want to do that, 543 00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:22.719 just do it. I'm fucking only fans. was so I knew a comic. 544 00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:27.760 I know a comic. We're a friends. We're friends on facebook and 545 00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:29.599 we did like a show. I don't remember how we met. We did 546 00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:32.599 like a show together. She she's funny. It's actually really funny. But 547 00:37:32.639 --> 00:37:37.280 then like she's got to like only fans and now she's like a top one 548 00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:42.360 percent creator, rely on only fans, and you're like that's all she does. 549 00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:45.159 Now, make your money. I mean, I don't even want to 550 00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:47.519 know how much she pulls. Well, I'm like sitting there. I'm like 551 00:37:47.679 --> 00:37:51.559 that's a like you were. And that's the thing. I mean, good 552 00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:53.079 for her. It's in a way like she's making great money out of it, 553 00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:57.639 but it's like you went from like doing comedy to like in Boston to 554 00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:00.000 like now you live in Florida doing only fans. That's all she does. 555 00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:06.239 It's not always Florida. I tax. Yeah, that actually makes a lot 556 00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:07.440 of things. And like I was watching, like she was having out like 557 00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:12.039 Jake Paul one time and all this ship like I remember when you were literally 558 00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:15.079 not hanging out. She happened, he happened to be in the same still 559 00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:17.480 gross, and I sitting there and like, how did you go from being 560 00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:21.920 comedy? There's this like, first of all, what got you start? 561 00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:23.239 I think what got started. I think what it was. She lost her 562 00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:28.400 job during the pandemic, actually her actual job. If that happened to a 563 00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:32.000 lot a lot of women switched over to doing only fans during the pandemic because 564 00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:36.760 they were stuck at home nothing to do. I needed to make money. 565 00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:40.800 I get it. It's a supplying demand. Oh, yeah, for sure, 566 00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:45.880 but, but, but, I guess my point is like okay, 567 00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:49.119 like like the girls in the in the Pikinis and the pools and all that 568 00:38:49.159 --> 00:38:51.800 on twitch. I'm like, there are other places you can go to do 569 00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:54.679 that. Why does it have to be on the video game streaming play, 570 00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:59.159 like, like why they're but byas twitch, I have to make money off 571 00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:00.599 because you know what I mean, right. It's just like, oh, 572 00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:05.639 wait a second. Well, it's like what only fans was talking about banning 573 00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:07.719 nudity and I was like, okay, so you're just you're planning on shutting 574 00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:13.440 down your website then, because that's I know. That's not why only fans 575 00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:16.559 was created. That's what only fans is now. It's like the people who 576 00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:22.119 get shocked when someone like is sending like nudes over like snapchat, and like 577 00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:27.039 you get that's why snapchat was created, right. It's pretty much snatched. 578 00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:31.639 Like the whole reason it was created was because, you know, people were 579 00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:35.559 sexting and sending nudes and then they were getting leaks, so they created an 580 00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:37.400 apple. You send a picture, they can't screenshot. If they do, 581 00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:40.840 they get they get whatever and it goes away after you look at it like 582 00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:45.079 that. It's created for sending tip pics. I'm sorry, nothing else, 583 00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:47.960 and if you think I'm wrong, you are fucking delusional. I thought it 584 00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:51.559 was for filters. You are so, I mean now, yeah, it 585 00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:53.719 is. And also all the women who are doing that and post those pictures 586 00:39:53.719 --> 00:40:00.440 on fucking dating APPs. fucking stop it. Sometimes life can keep the raw 587 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:04.559 deal, and that's where dope comes in. Dope provides edible cookie dough in 588 00:40:04.599 --> 00:40:08.960 a variety of flavors and styles for you, delivered to your house deliciously and 589 00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:15.400 intact. Dope also donates a portion of every sale to this she recovers foundation 590 00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:20.960 with a minimum guaranteed donation of forty thousand dollars every year. She recovers as 591 00:40:20.960 --> 00:40:23.599 a nonprofit charity with a mission to connect, support and empower women in or 592 00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:28.320 seeking recovery. 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It 602 00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.599 was like trying trying to get a conversation out of her was like trying to 603 00:41:10.599 --> 00:41:15.559 squeeze water out of a rock. And I drove the Columbus to meet this 604 00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:19.880 Jack. Yeah, we gone out twice. The first time we went out 605 00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:23.400 was was fine. We went to this place in Columbus called sidebar. It's 606 00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:28.880 like an appetizer plate. It was fucking delicious, like Holy Shit, and 607 00:41:28.920 --> 00:41:30.320 it was. It was fine. That we went to. We went to 608 00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:35.920 that. There's like a barcade. We went to it was fine and I 609 00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:37.400 tried to see if she would come down for the second day. She's like, 610 00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:39.360 I don't really like want I want. I don't really driving to dat 611 00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:45.400 and I'm like, okay, I'm not gonna be driving to Columbus every time 612 00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:49.119 we want to fucking hang out like. So I went up metaphor drinks. 613 00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:52.159 It was boring, it was dull. We we we said bye after like 614 00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:54.440 an hour and a half and I was like this was worth my time. 615 00:41:55.440 --> 00:42:00.639 So, oh well, dating, dating, things, dating and dating in 616 00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:07.360 your thirties sucks. Yeah, I couldn't imagine. I couldn't. The filters 617 00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:12.000 would be fucking the filters would be killers. It's fucking annoying when I because 618 00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:15.119 every other girl I see on on these fucking APPS, and I'm on all 619 00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:17.960 of them, when you go through their pictures, it's like, oh, 620 00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:21.000 he's with the doggy face, here's me with it. It's like, okay, 621 00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:23.320 I don't I don't care. But also, by the way, if 622 00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:27.039 you're gonna do that, though, ladies, I will say there is an 623 00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:30.280 option to take the picture and then download it to your phone. Most of 624 00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:36.760 Y'all take the picture and then screenshot snapchat, so I see all the fucking 625 00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:40.880 edit icons and ship in your picture and that just looks dumb way to let 626 00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:45.480 me know you don't know how to use a fucking cell phone. By the 627 00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:50.440 way, H God, that's fucking funny. I would not want to date 628 00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:53.840 like if I mean Melissa got divorced. First off, I mean if we 629 00:42:53.920 --> 00:43:00.480 did have some child support, but second Um, I gotta even wanted. 630 00:43:00.519 --> 00:43:01.719 I would be like today, right now, because, I mean and her 631 00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:06.000 mat it was just like literally, it was literally I was just something to 632 00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:08.000 do. So I was just kind of like you still are. Yeah, 633 00:43:08.840 --> 00:43:12.199 but it's kind of like alright, like she didn't take it go anywhere. 634 00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:15.079 I honestly I didn't think it would go anywhere and we had a great conversation, 635 00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.239 but that was just like I was like five years ago. I don't 636 00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:20.639 even want to know. It's kind of the deal breaker for me too, 637 00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:22.039 though, like, if we can't hold a fucking conversation, this is not 638 00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:24.400 gonna go. We talked, we just talked on film all the time. 639 00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:29.000 Now we don't even look at each other. Why do you need to? 640 00:43:29.079 --> 00:43:30.599 You put the baby inter that's it. That's it. Job Done, job 641 00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:36.480 done. I came in your Puss Puss to come became a person, came 642 00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:38.280 in. You see, that's part of the reason why you couldn't date again. 643 00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:43.320 It's because you call it a puss pus. Can't come in your puss 644 00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:45.760 pus. What's that mean? Can I make good up? I took you 645 00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:57.119 maybe lick the clip beforehand, until I until I cream pie, I mean 646 00:43:57.159 --> 00:44:00.800 oatmeal Pie. It's like, can I come in your US puss and throw 647 00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:06.079 some otemeal down there. It's like you find out the guy speaks terrible English 648 00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:09.599 and actually meant like something totally innocent when it just sounded just what we called 649 00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:16.760 orange. When I say I want to what I think, when he meant 650 00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:20.360 when you sorry, flipped to the translation book, what I meant to say 651 00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:29.800 was Uh Kenvil, I'm not a rapist. But you know what, I'm 652 00:44:29.800 --> 00:44:32.840 not going to finish that joke. YEA, we were. We were all 653 00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:36.719 on the back, just like, dude, commit to it or don't do 654 00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:39.960 it like it was. His biggest problem was he pussed out on it. 655 00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:49.239 fucking PUSS, Puss, puss down on it. Jesus, now I just 656 00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:53.599 dating, God, dating in your thirties. Yeah, the other thing I 657 00:44:53.639 --> 00:44:58.760 see too much of on these dating APPs nowadays is it's couples. They create 658 00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:02.599 like a profile, but it says like we're I'm actually married and we're looking 659 00:45:02.639 --> 00:45:06.960 for a third and I'm like, get the fuck out of here. It's 660 00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:09.639 so common nowadays I feel like it's Oh, it's very I mean, yeah, 661 00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:14.039 and I got a problem with opener. I'm not personally a fan of 662 00:45:14.079 --> 00:45:15.239 being in one, but if you're in one, I could give a ship. 663 00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:20.360 Get off the fucking dating APPS, though. I'm trying to find a 664 00:45:20.400 --> 00:45:27.519 person. Fuck, I gotta buy you both gifts. Well, and and 665 00:45:27.559 --> 00:45:30.639 it's always, it's always a couple looking for another girl. It's never, 666 00:45:31.079 --> 00:45:37.480 yeah, so, because of course. But yeah, yeah, it's just 667 00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:42.159 I couldn't imagine. It's it's it's hell and and just online dating in general 668 00:45:42.199 --> 00:45:45.599 has has created just this weird sense of entitlement with people. I mean, 669 00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:51.599 I told you I did um with the income thing. Oh, yeah, 670 00:45:51.639 --> 00:45:57.760 I still like the still as most of them nowadays. Don't have that as 671 00:45:57.800 --> 00:46:00.679 a thing on your profile anymore. I think plenty of fish is the only 672 00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:04.960 one that still does. Plenty of fish is like the bottom of the garbage. 673 00:46:06.119 --> 00:46:08.920 Oh, plenty of fish is like so you want to have your your 674 00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:12.960 identity, soul and like that's why you're on this APP. Is You want 675 00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:15.000 to have someone through your credit card number. I remember I used to use 676 00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:17.920 that long time ago when it first came out, and it's actually decent. 677 00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:22.039 Oh it was. When it first launched, it was the ship, yea, 678 00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:27.239 and now I don't even want it's I can see its like it was 679 00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:30.719 like the walking dead. Just, man, it's yeah, and then the 680 00:46:30.760 --> 00:46:35.599 one that I still don't think is like the people who created bumble or idiots, 681 00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:39.199 because bumble is the one where, if you match with someone, the 682 00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:43.039 the woman has to make the first movie and they have twenty four hours to 683 00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:46.000 do that. Otherwise it just it, just and I'm like yeah, no, 684 00:46:46.239 --> 00:46:51.599 that's never gonna happen. That's just that's not gonna happen. I've actually 685 00:46:51.679 --> 00:46:55.079 matched with people on bumble more than any other any APP I've ever used. 686 00:46:55.639 --> 00:47:00.559 Never once have had any of them actually like initiate the conversations. So Weird. 687 00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:04.159 Yeah, I get at least at least one match a week on bumble. 688 00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:08.360 They never they never initiate conversation. That's weird and it's like I almost 689 00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:12.719 want to be like like right, bumble, like, do you actually tell 690 00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:15.320 them they have to? I don't think they actually understand that. I wish. 691 00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:19.239 I wish I was single during the tender phase, though. That's why 692 00:47:19.280 --> 00:47:24.119 I wish. It grates on your self esteem, it really does, and 693 00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:28.920 mine's already pretty shitty. I just I never I never did it. I 694 00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:30.360 never did it, like I was never single one that was like a big 695 00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:36.159 thing. So I always wanted like to be like Huh, how bad everything 696 00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:39.679 would have been? Stds I would have got. You know what I mean. 697 00:47:40.840 --> 00:47:45.599 I wonder, like what? What lowest of the low? I wonder 698 00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:52.000 somebody looking. I guess most of the time when I match with someone on 699 00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:54.920 like tinder or something, it's one of those like I'll get the notification of 700 00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:58.800 my phone like you matched with someone, and I'll be like okay, and 701 00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:02.960 I would just wait because nine times out of ten, within five minutes that 702 00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:08.400 match disappears, which tells me it's either a bot or I was an accidental 703 00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:14.039 right swipe. Yeah, Um, how bots are on that? Oh My, 704 00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:17.239 you start when you when you when you've been stuck in the online dating 705 00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:21.199 whirlpool as long as I have, you start to pick up on you, 706 00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:24.199 start to know what you start to see the red flags. Well, here's 707 00:48:24.199 --> 00:48:28.199 the thing. That too, like I did online dating for a while because, 708 00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:30.280 basically, a lot of times, whenever I met somebody my onim relationships, 709 00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:32.880 I've been through online dating. Damn what, I were broken up or 710 00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:37.159 whatever, I go back to it. Um, I've seen like the same 711 00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:39.760 people. When I go back, I'm like, yeah, you haven't you're 712 00:48:39.800 --> 00:48:44.400 still here. Oh Yeah, I I've definitely come across like some people who 713 00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:49.119 are like, I have seen you before on another APP or on here and 714 00:48:49.159 --> 00:48:52.119 you've just like created a new account and pop back up in the rotation or 715 00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:53.920 something. Oh yeah, it's at the resort, like the replacements, like 716 00:48:54.039 --> 00:48:58.840 the movie that just it's really fuck. It's just like, Jesus, I 717 00:48:58.880 --> 00:49:01.800 love that movie. It's like, but that is like a weird thing that 718 00:49:01.800 --> 00:49:05.000 you see. You see the same people and you're like, Oh, you're 719 00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.199 still single. So Oh, yeah, life can't be that bad. I 720 00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:12.920 guess you're still here. So yeah, no, there are certain things you 721 00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:15.679 just kind of know. You should just start to notice trends. And a 722 00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:20.199 lot of these BOT accounts, all because it's all auto generated to find out 723 00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:25.800 to fill out some formats. So I have found that most commonly, and 724 00:49:25.800 --> 00:49:30.719 and and this is just from years of experience on on these fucking Apps, 725 00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:36.880 I have found that the majority of the time that the girl in the pictures 726 00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:42.199 is Asian, it's a Bot. And I'm not saying that there are no 727 00:49:42.280 --> 00:49:45.039 Asian women on these dating APPs. I'm saying in my experience, every time 728 00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:50.840 I see a girl on these APPs that is Asian, it is almost always 729 00:49:50.880 --> 00:49:54.280 a Bot, because the minute you swipe right on it, you match and 730 00:49:54.320 --> 00:50:02.440 it's all immediately just clearly auto generated messages. Yeah, that that are vague 731 00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:07.039 or are or are like Oh, I, you know, just moved here 732 00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:09.599 and something, something, something, and trying to get you to get off 733 00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:15.079 the off the APP to like another website or some bullshit, or let's email 734 00:50:15.239 --> 00:50:17.760 or what's your tech cell phone number? Some ship like that. They always 735 00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:22.159 and it's but what I've noticed is it tends to be the same pool of 736 00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:25.719 these are probably girls who are like traffic or some bullshit like that, because 737 00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:30.199 it's the same pictures on all of them, you see. So yeah, 738 00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:34.000 there's you start to notice it like that, or just trends with certain accounts. 739 00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:36.960 Boys want what tender? I always want to do facebook dating. So 740 00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:42.320 I heard it's that bad. I didn't know facebook had a dating, dating, 741 00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:51.000 thing, dating thing. I think it's called sex offender. Oh, 742 00:50:51.079 --> 00:50:53.840 ship, they do. Yeah, I heard some people say that's it's fucking 743 00:50:53.920 --> 00:50:59.920 rough. Oh you will no ship. Oh God, that's that's fucking weird. 744 00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:04.840 That's fucking weird. I just have it. Oh, when it tells 745 00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:09.559 me I have a mutual friend with these people, Oh God, ah no, 746 00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:10.800 I don't need that more