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There 18 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:33.799 every last I've ever been in my life. It's so depressing. They're in 19 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:41.079 every city, every state. They're in Canada, holy Canadian rednecks. I 20 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:46.120 was not expecting that. It's not a regional issue, it's a human disease. 21 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:53.879 There's Mexican rednecks and Australian rednecks and Belgian rednecks and fifteen century French rednecks 22 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:59.280 and North Korea's ran by damn red neck. They're all over the Middle East. 23 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:01.680 You guys know what the definition of Geeht is? A GEHAD is a 24 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:07.760 fight or struggle against anybody who does not believe in the Islamic God. Redneck 25 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:12.639 is to me, you don't believe in what I believe, so therefore I'm 26 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:15.199 going to kill you. I don't think it's just a coincidence that Geehad and 27 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:27.280 yeehall sound real son. Welcome to the Basement Lounge. Grab a chair, 28 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:31.439 grab a drink and settling. Let's have some fun. They hate me. 29 00:02:31.560 --> 00:02:36.759 Friday night the fucking really steious. Like I loved it. She's like. 30 00:02:36.879 --> 00:02:38.400 He's like, he's so good. He's like. He's like, no, 31 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:42.879 your material, because the average ages the person and that show is like Pi, 32 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:46.280 like fifty five on Friday, an older crowd, and they weren't. 33 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:51.479 They weren't as into your kind of thing. Fuck, no, no, 34 00:02:51.639 --> 00:02:53.599 he's like, and I love at he's like, I saw the crowd as 35 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:55.240 like, I knew you're gonna say. I knew what was going to happen. 36 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:58.039 He's like, I love it. He didn't even fucking back down. 37 00:02:58.080 --> 00:03:00.120 He's did your thing. I was like, Goddamn, reread it. I 38 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:04.360 do, Mike fucking right. It's funny because then I watched I watched that 39 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:08.599 show. His he has on Youtube and God, Hey, saying yeah, 40 00:03:08.639 --> 00:03:13.719 and so seeing him at while he's first where he's got the facial long hair 41 00:03:13.800 --> 00:03:15.719 in this big ass beard, and then I see him on Youtube where he 42 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:19.639 looks all neat and Clean Shaven, him like, I can't believe that's the 43 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:23.520 same fucking guy. Yeah, he grew it out because he it literally is 44 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:27.439 because of Covid yeah, it just never got a haircutter shave because that thing 45 00:03:27.520 --> 00:03:30.240 was open down where he honestly, I think the look suits him. It 46 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:34.960 does really well. It plays into the end of the old hippie. Yeah, 47 00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:38.520 think he's got going on. Dude. I thought I laughed a lot. 48 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:39.599 I thought I was going to throw up at one point. I mean, 49 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:45.280 Jesus Christ, it is so funny. Like I had people turn around 50 00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:50.039 and looking back at me own point because I was fucking dying. It's he 51 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:54.599 only did, like I said, a couple jokes from previous years that I've 52 00:03:54.599 --> 00:03:57.759 seen him, that I have hosted for me's only that. He only did 53 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:00.199 a couple jokes. It was the idiot, like I said, didn't even 54 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:03.479 finish the right brothers joke or the flight joke. Yeah, you're saying, 55 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:06.919 I fight Joe. So got the ending. So good. Well, the 56 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:11.039 one, the one he does on in that God hates anything where the guys 57 00:04:11.039 --> 00:04:14.199 on the plane leg I don't believe in science. Science Bunch of Bullshit when 58 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:18.079 you're on a plane. Yeah, high focus, you can't. You can't 59 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:26.319 hate science but love mask are I yeah, II showed my mom that that 60 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:30.439 YouTube clipp and sheep fucking dying. You. Yeah, it's that's the last 61 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:33.519 album he put out was Gott a's and was only a few years ago. 62 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:36.240 Yeah, it was like two thousand and eighteen or something like that. Mut 63 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:39.519 Your little bit earlier. Yeah, so it's like really kind of weird. 64 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:43.000 Like he isn't like and then then I've seen him do like four different other 65 00:04:43.160 --> 00:04:46.800 hours. Oh Really? Yeah, and he hasn't put any of them out. 66 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:50.959 Wow, I don't know. I don't know. I mean you know, 67 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:55.120 you know I'm better than I do. So he's he just probably doesn't 68 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:59.160 like it. Yeah, we can all be Chris Titi's, who puts out 69 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:02.759 a special year. I mean that they're all good. That was thing, 70 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:05.560 the one I could see how he couldn't do it because, like it was 71 00:05:05.600 --> 00:05:10.199 about his life, about his uncle. MMM. His uncle wasn't up being 72 00:05:10.199 --> 00:05:13.959 like a pedophile, who fuck, but uncle was like high up and like 73 00:05:13.959 --> 00:05:15.720 the police departments that and they had it together, like talke to FBI and 74 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:20.199 shit like that was wild, but holy Shit. Yeah, but like by 75 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:26.000 the time he they weren't going to do anything about it, m the police 76 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:29.079 or whatever, because like that's how it kind of an. He's like, 77 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:31.720 I don't even have it end to this anymore. MMM, because it just 78 00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:36.120 gives I mean had to get it. It's tough one to to wrap up. 79 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:40.199 Yeah, he's like, I don't. He's like I he'd literally eat 80 00:05:40.279 --> 00:05:43.720 found that info out, like and then things like I don't even have an 81 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:46.120 ending to this now. I don't even know what that he's like my fucking 82 00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:51.439 whole hours ruin. Damn, it was such a good show. I'm so 83 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:57.639 good. I was bummed that, I mean a that he didn't sell any 84 00:05:57.639 --> 00:06:00.439 for the light show. Yeah, well, so here's where there are so 85 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:03.759 many. So it's weird. What's weird is like he always just three and 86 00:06:03.759 --> 00:06:08.600 I was just like usually has like forty or fifty per show, right, 87 00:06:09.600 --> 00:06:14.600 and like first Friday night I had like fifty five, right, and everybody 88 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:18.360 signed up for fucking we're Saturday, Saturay, the first show, like barely 89 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:23.560 anymo said, they just moved everybody from the second show onto the first show. 90 00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:26.279 So I was like that makes sense, yeah, because then I know 91 00:06:26.319 --> 00:06:29.040 he I know because he was because they were going on giving up tabs and 92 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:30.600 all that. And remember he asked Erika on stage, like I'm going to 93 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:34.079 keep going. She's like yeah, he did, like an hour. And 94 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:38.680 a half. Yeah, it was, but he went an hour and a 95 00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:43.160 half without stopping. Like it was never like a lull. I know that's 96 00:06:43.199 --> 00:06:46.720 wild and like I know so many other jokes you could do. There's like 97 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:49.800 this penguin joke. It's like my wife's favorite joke and it's learally like twenty 98 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:55.240 minutes long and it's so fucking good. It's about the truth. It's his 99 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:59.560 true story about that kid who too took that penguin from the zoo. Oh, 100 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:01.519 yeah, true story about that. He did a joke about it. 101 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:08.000 It's fucking amazing. It's like my wife's favorite fucking bit. Well, she 102 00:07:08.160 --> 00:07:11.720 there. Yeah, okay, I thought I saw her and I wasn't sure. 103 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:15.519 Yeah, so I didn't say anything. Yeah, that's the only comics 104 00:07:15.560 --> 00:07:18.680 she'll come and see. Is always a real loves him. She's like fucking 105 00:07:18.680 --> 00:07:21.959 loves him, like it was so cool, so so cool, like last 106 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:25.839 year when she came, or not last year, maybe it wasn't no ear 107 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:30.079 before she came up and I'm like, I was my wife coming. Let's 108 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:32.480 like. Oh, she's like he was like she got like a favorite joke. 109 00:07:32.519 --> 00:07:35.959 It's's like he loves. I was like she loves the Penguin Show and 110 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:41.480 she's like he's like all right. So, like he sat like for whatever 111 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:45.920 reason, because she came with some friends, her friend and her husband and 112 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:47.519 then her. They all sat next to the stage. I don't know. 113 00:07:48.279 --> 00:07:55.120 This is before Covid, uh Huh. And so like stewards stealing her stuff, 114 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:56.879 he looks straight at hers. All Right, now I'm want to do 115 00:07:56.879 --> 00:08:05.680 your favorite joke and she's and she is losing. It's like Anytime Jesse tells 116 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:11.120 his Pitt Bunch of pick mynk, pit monk. Yeah, my mom like 117 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:16.120 fucking cries laughing at that one. It's so it's so good. But if 118 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:18.519 you don't know, I don't know if we're talking about Stewart huff. That's 119 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:22.439 where's guys. We said Stewart, but that was last episode. Stewart huff 120 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:28.279 was was in town last weekend and Mike was like, Dude, you coming 121 00:08:28.279 --> 00:08:33.679 down to see this and I hadn't thought about it because I'm still just not 122 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:37.360 used to be used to having the top. So when you messaged me, 123 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:41.759 I had this moment of like Oh yeah, fuck, I could totally do 124 00:08:41.840 --> 00:08:46.759 that now. So went down to the got there just in time for the 125 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:50.320 for the show and Stewart Huff, and that was the first time I've been 126 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:52.799 in white leash. was before the pandemic really because I had the show before 127 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:58.039 the pandemic and then I haven't been back since. So it was cool because 128 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:05.519 I got to go back and and I hadn't seen Karen and fucking I'm gonna 129 00:09:05.559 --> 00:09:09.360 the last time I saw Karen. So that was cool. and Stewart have 130 00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:15.320 fucking crushed though Dato's AF STU. If Stewart huff is coming to your town, 131 00:09:15.360 --> 00:09:18.559 like watch him, go see him. Mike's been telling me to see 132 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:24.440 this guy for years now and Jesus Christ, I'm so glad I did. 133 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:26.080 It was so fucking funny. Like when they asked me to do a show, 134 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:31.120 I don't even care if I do good or bad. I'm literally there 135 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:35.679 to watch him period and just learn and just like just watch and be like 136 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:39.440 I can never do any of this because i Mike and I were saying, 137 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:41.960 like he's so good. He made me one of quick comedy. Yeah, 138 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:45.759 I told Karen I was like, I am questioning every move I've made the 139 00:09:45.799 --> 00:09:50.080 last seventeen years. And he's got a special on Youtube for free called God 140 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:54.639 hates am becomes Stewartuf, God hates Ann, and just watch it. It's 141 00:09:54.679 --> 00:10:00.639 it's so fucking he's so fucking funny. He's that. That's the kind of 142 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:05.200 like if you would told me that entire hour and a half was improvised, 143 00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:11.120 I'd believe you because that's just how natural he is at delivering that kind that 144 00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:16.639 those bits, and I you don't see that much anymore now. Usually know, 145 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:22.039 even if it's funny, you can tell it's rehearsed. His feels so 146 00:10:22.159 --> 00:10:26.759 off the cuff because it's it's just it's just comes so naturally to him. 147 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:31.799 A favorite part gut. You shouldn't have done that at that's my favorite party. 148 00:10:31.879 --> 00:10:37.120 Got It's and no better. He told he told one on Saturday that 149 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:41.600 because Caleb was sitting in the back with me and it was it was the 150 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:45.200 masturbation joke. Oh God it Caleb looks at me, he's kind of like 151 00:10:45.240 --> 00:10:46.600 that sounds like a bit you would do, and I was in here like, 152 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:50.679 son of a bitch, that's so good. I've never heard of tell 153 00:10:50.720 --> 00:10:52.759 that. Careen. So me, Karen our Brent were like, what the 154 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:58.240 fuck do that come from? We lost it. I fucking showed I was 155 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:03.120 like that's fucking brilliant. I don't masturbate because I feel like I deserve better. 156 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:09.960 Yet fucking good. I'm really bad at sex, in fact so bad 157 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:13.159 at sex don't even masturbate because I feel like a deserved better. It's a 158 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:18.960 fucking oh, that's so good, that's so clever. Oh my God, 159 00:11:18.120 --> 00:11:20.840 and it's again. It's one of those just like. I'm so mad. 160 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:31.080 I didn't think of that. It just dad damn evidence. Okay, okay, 161 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:33.879 this is a good bit. I like this bit. Okay, type 162 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:39.080 and Steerr Huff, then red next are everywhere. Read next her everywhere. 163 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:43.960 Yeah, okay, I'm no longer embarrassed of where I happened to be born. 164 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:46.279 You know, I've done comedy in all fifty states and here's what I've 165 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:52.600 learned. Read next are everywhere. They're every place I've ever been in my 166 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:56.000 life. It's so depressing. They're in every city, every state. They're 167 00:11:56.039 --> 00:12:03.679 in Canada, holy Canadian rednecks. I was not expecting that. It's not 168 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:11.960 a regional issue, it's a human disease. There's Mexican rednecks and Australian rednecks 169 00:12:11.960 --> 00:12:18.440 and Belgian rednecks and fifteen century French redknecks and North Korea's ran by Damn redneck. 170 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:22.320 They're all over the Middle East. You guys know what the definition of 171 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:26.480 Geehad is. A GEEHAD is a fight or struggle against anybody who does not 172 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:31.480 believe in the Islamic God. Redneck is to me. You don't believe and 173 00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:35.720 what I believe, so therefore I'm going to kill you. I don't think 174 00:12:35.759 --> 00:12:41.360 it's just a coincidence that Geehad and yeehall sound real side. ha ha ha 175 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:46.320 ha ha ha ha ha ha. You guys would be amazed how many people 176 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:50.639 hear this accent automatically judge me. People come up and they'll go, you're 177 00:12:50.679 --> 00:12:56.840 from the south. Do you have sex with your cousin? What's Charles Darwin 178 00:12:56.000 --> 00:13:03.279 married his cousin, his first cousin. Charles Darwin probably the only man alive 179 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:07.600 at the time who should have known better. ha ha ha ha ha ha. 180 00:13:07.720 --> 00:13:11.919 How could you be working on the theory of natural selection during the day 181 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:20.000 and winking at your damn cousin at dinner? Charles Darwin married his cousin. 182 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:24.399 Albert Einstein married his cousin, Bach married his cousin. Thomas Jefferson married his 183 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:31.679 cousin. Long Story Short, I've been emailing my cousin. Ha Ha. 184 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:35.919 That's a fucking good. That's so good, Gee hot and he huh, 185 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:46.159 that's so good. Oh you know, sometimes it feels like life really gives 186 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:48.960 you the raw deal. 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Their 202 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:11.039 one of my favorite reactors to watch on Youtube and in the episode where it's 203 00:15:11.120 --> 00:15:16.519 the final episode of book a Boba Fett, basically one of the guys on 204 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:20.639 the show has the best laugh and whenever he gets really fucking excited he laughs 205 00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:31.240 his sterically. So in the final episode of Book of Boba Fett when the 206 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:37.279 rank corps shows up, there's like there's like whole pockets of the show where 207 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:41.759 he's just losing his fucking mine, all right, and I mean it's me 208 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:46.080 pause it there. So this is this is some funny shit. I'm gonna 209 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:50.279 pull them onnitor rounds as be hilarious that those are their actual seats. I 210 00:15:50.320 --> 00:15:52.320 know, well, they've got two seats. Oh No, those are fake 211 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:56.440 to never mind, but does look like they're actually sitting in those fucking seas. 212 00:15:56.279 --> 00:16:00.039 Here's what a fucking nerd I am, because I was going to bring 213 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:06.519 this up. I timecoded where the moments. Are You nerd? fucking nerd. 214 00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:08.679 I did that. What come shots? It's a good way to do 215 00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:14.000 it. Yeah, pornhub's got a thing where you scroll on the timeline of 216 00:16:14.039 --> 00:16:17.200 the video, you'll see where there's like spice, because those are moments where 217 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:21.440 most people of just liked the video. is at those moment things. Yeah, 218 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:25.039 that's as a right after they finish, but as soon as he puts 219 00:16:25.080 --> 00:16:26.840 it in her butt, big spike. Oh, suddenly everyone likes the video. 220 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:32.600 All right, so these guys were watching book a Boba Fett, and 221 00:16:32.720 --> 00:16:34.559 it's right when the rancor is about the show up, and so keep your 222 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:37.799 eyes on the guy on the left here. Okay, he's the Guy I 223 00:16:37.879 --> 00:17:07.200 want to watch for the laughter. Yeah, is it? You were guessing? 224 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:30.880 Hi, I really did forget about it too. I did too. 225 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:52.279 Oh, me too. All right, next one is here. This is 226 00:17:52.279 --> 00:18:36.400 the best do it. I even want to know his reaction. Luke came 227 00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:40.039 out. Oh my God, he was sobbing, was it? He was 228 00:18:40.079 --> 00:18:56.480 just straight crying. And then the RENC word goes away, like it was 229 00:18:56.519 --> 00:19:00.759 so white, like I literally forgot until like Oh yeah, I was like, 230 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:03.279 motherfucker, this all makes sense. That completely forgot about. He's I'm 231 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:07.920 gonna go get I thought he was gonna go like find more tuskins or something 232 00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:11.000 like that. I just's like I'm going to get back up and I'm like 233 00:19:11.720 --> 00:19:15.480 who, and then you just you hear the roar. You're like, what 234 00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:22.480 the fuck was that? Oh my God, Jesus, I wish I got 235 00:19:22.519 --> 00:19:26.039 that excited about fucking anything. I get that excited during sex. I want 236 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:33.680 to know his sex is like yeah, she's just squealing when he comes. 237 00:19:34.559 --> 00:19:38.839 Speaking of scenes, ivory watched battle of the bastards. Oh, did you? 238 00:19:38.960 --> 00:19:41.079 Yeah, I just wanted to watch it. Everyone's fine. I go 239 00:19:41.279 --> 00:19:45.160 in these like things. I just really want to watch battle of bastard's of 240 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:48.920 one of them because like man's so good. I'll do those. It was 241 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:51.680 written by who? was written by? No, it's written by wats. 242 00:19:51.680 --> 00:19:53.680 If it's in the books, okay, written by arm are. Yeah, 243 00:19:53.759 --> 00:19:56.200 yeah, I'll do that with with shows and movies. I'll have just like 244 00:19:56.240 --> 00:20:00.000 a moment that I really and I've done that with me into Lorian a couple 245 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:03.720 times. Yeah, I do that with in glorious bastards. I do it, 246 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:07.119 and glorious bastards I go back and watch like the opening scene with dude 247 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:11.599 on the farm. It's so well yeah, and and then the one in 248 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:15.119 the bar. I hate, but love that scene. I hate that scenes. 249 00:20:15.160 --> 00:20:18.720 I feel like it's too long, but you have to have it seem 250 00:20:18.799 --> 00:20:22.079 so long. Yeah, it's such a long fucking scene, but it's so 251 00:20:22.799 --> 00:20:26.640 good. It's the only thing. I was like, but it. They 252 00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:27.599 have to have the scene. Then it's a good scene, but at like 253 00:20:27.680 --> 00:20:30.880 the only thing I don't like about sin's long, and I watch those two 254 00:20:30.880 --> 00:20:33.880 scenes. Mostly goes to me. Those the only scenes in the movie that 255 00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:36.440 are actually like fucking matter because, like, I hate the stuff with the 256 00:20:36.440 --> 00:20:41.079 sniper guy, the Daniel Brule, the guy who's getting the movie made about 257 00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:44.039 him and he's hitting. Uh. Yeah, I hate, I hate everything. 258 00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:48.359 It's so dumb and it just it. It's you talked about too long. 259 00:20:48.400 --> 00:20:49.799 I mean that's half of the movie. That's true. It is just 260 00:20:49.839 --> 00:20:52.680 that Shit. And I know some people Lori into it and that's a and 261 00:20:52.720 --> 00:20:56.200 I'm on record of not being the biggest Tarantino Fan, but I love Tarantino. 262 00:20:56.359 --> 00:21:02.839 But that opening sequence with Christoph Waltz on a dairy farm is just amazing. 263 00:21:02.920 --> 00:21:04.559 I do also for what everything, like the part where he eats the 264 00:21:04.759 --> 00:21:10.000 pie or the always eating the stroodle in the restaurant, like, I don't 265 00:21:10.039 --> 00:21:14.000 know, it's Christoph Waltz, it's just how was like Ya, this is 266 00:21:14.039 --> 00:21:18.400 really fucking good. Yeah, it's any I mean any seen. He's in 267 00:21:18.440 --> 00:21:22.759 that movie. I'll rewatch. Yeah, I mean did you? We see 268 00:21:22.839 --> 00:21:27.039 him on Comedians and cars getting coffee. No, Sinfield an episode with him 269 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:30.960 and he is like, I know you're international guy and your big. Your 270 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:33.480 big like food. He's we take some to the International House of pancakes. 271 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:37.599 Yeah, and he hates everything. Really, he's like, he's like this 272 00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:44.079 is good, and Jerry's like, no, it's terrible. I hop in 273 00:21:44.079 --> 00:21:47.359 a national house of pancakes. Yeah, now other things I pull every now 274 00:21:47.400 --> 00:21:48.400 and then. I don't know, do you? You know? Paul Potts 275 00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:53.720 has no pull up. Paul pots audition. Paul pots audition I want to 276 00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:57.319 see. I pull this up whenever I want to feel happy about life. 277 00:21:57.559 --> 00:22:03.319 Paul Potts Audition on Britain's got talent. Yeah, okay, you've never seen 278 00:22:03.359 --> 00:22:07.640 this video? No, Oh my God, Oh my God, no, 279 00:22:07.759 --> 00:22:11.559 and I usually watch this shift. The world of Showba seems a million miles 280 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:18.079 away. It's cool. I'm mobile phone salesman from south wind but they might 281 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:22.519 tell mobile phones. My dream is to spend my life doing what I feel 282 00:22:22.559 --> 00:22:29.200 that I was pulling today. Oh what are you here for today? Pull 283 00:22:29.559 --> 00:22:37.039 to some opper. I've always wanted to sing as a career. Confidence Iss 284 00:22:37.079 --> 00:22:38.920 always been sort of like a difficult thing for me. I've always find it 285 00:22:38.920 --> 00:22:44.400 a little bit difficult to be completely confident to myself. Okay, ready, 286 00:22:44.400 --> 00:24:21.880 when you are back with Simon spy, we're blowing up and makes in the 287 00:24:21.920 --> 00:24:45.440 studio. So you work at car phone warehouse and you did that. I 288 00:24:45.480 --> 00:24:49.480 wasn't expected that it was. This was a complete breath of fresh air. 289 00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:57.799 I thought you were absolutely fantastic. You have an incredible voice, but I 290 00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:00.880 think if you keep singing like that, you are going to be one of 291 00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:10.200 the favorites to win this whole competition. I think that we've got a case 292 00:25:10.559 --> 00:25:12.839 of a little lump of coal here that's going to turn into a diamond. 293 00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:26.160 Okay, moment the truth, young man. He is absolutely yes, Arrowski 294 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:30.519 playing in the background. That was to do. Was the seven. That 295 00:25:30.599 --> 00:25:33.759 song was huge there. That was our first game winning the whole thing. 296 00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:38.119 I would, did he really a great career? Holy should never seen that 297 00:25:38.200 --> 00:25:41.640 video. That like Bisby hope about life, because like that's like the little 298 00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:45.720 guy. Yeah, you know, finally getting what they did, like what 299 00:25:45.799 --> 00:25:48.200 they like deserve. You ever see the one from America's got talent? Was 300 00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:52.839 the golf kids singing opera? Yeah, it's just fantastic. Yeah, Oh 301 00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:55.559 my God, that one. That one't hit when I was like in college. 302 00:25:55.599 --> 00:25:59.079 That one blew my fucking mind because kid walks up looking like fucking Marilyn 303 00:25:59.119 --> 00:26:03.839 Manson and just blows the fucking roof off the place. Yeah, I watched 304 00:26:04.400 --> 00:26:07.720 whenever I feeled down or whatever. I just not that good one. It's 305 00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:11.119 like, uh, yeah, that's it's stuff like that. This kind of 306 00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:15.359 like okay, anybody can fucking do it. Anybody can keep you hope and 307 00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:22.279 humanity. Little Bit, yeah, little bit. That's a great I think 308 00:26:22.400 --> 00:26:26.640 a realistically, honestly, I feel like that's what kind of like turned Simon 309 00:26:26.720 --> 00:26:30.039 into like not being much as a Dick. Yeah, doing, doing this 310 00:26:30.079 --> 00:26:33.680 and like America's got talent all that. Yeah, because he was, because 311 00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:37.440 he want American idle, like like after a while he eventually kind of got 312 00:26:37.480 --> 00:26:41.559 over himself. Yeah, because it Gaus. For the longest time it was 313 00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:45.799 just known that he was just a complete Dick on that show and I think 314 00:26:45.799 --> 00:26:51.680 at the time it was more like the producers encouraging it because it was drama 315 00:26:51.759 --> 00:26:56.079 and some people wanted in reality TV, so then they had like fucking that. 316 00:26:56.200 --> 00:27:00.119 America's got talent x factor the void, like how many fuck in? 317 00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:03.000 So many. My mother is obsessed with the voice. Always can be good. 318 00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:07.359 It's of the of the singing shows. It's the one I hate the 319 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:11.960 least really, because they I like how they don't look at the person's parents 320 00:27:12.039 --> 00:27:15.519 before they that's that's part of it. Yeah, they're picking these people solely 321 00:27:15.559 --> 00:27:19.720 on what they think of their talent. Yeah, and also, as they 322 00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:26.319 go through the season, they work with them to help them get better. 323 00:27:26.359 --> 00:27:29.319 It's not just come in as good as you are and hope that it's good 324 00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:30.480 enough to get you to the end, which is how American idol is a 325 00:27:30.519 --> 00:27:33.720 lot of time. It's you better already come in the top of your game 326 00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:37.279 because it's got to carry you the whole thing, whereas with this it's like, 327 00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:38.240 okay, I'm going to pick you and I'm going to coach you and 328 00:27:38.279 --> 00:27:41.920 help you get better, so you win. As watched the auditions and they're 329 00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:45.640 really watching anything after that. I used to watch with my mom, so 330 00:27:45.880 --> 00:27:52.359 and also with with with the voice. It's a lot of varied styles. 331 00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:56.319 Yeah, it's not just pop, which is like what all fucking American idol 332 00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:00.680 is is. It's just it's just popping indie folk rocket. The voice is 333 00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:06.799 so many, so many very players. When you only listen to the audition, 334 00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:07.880 I mean there's guys are go on there in audition with metal, with 335 00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:11.680 metal songs, and get picked. Yeah, I mean it's crazy all that. 336 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:14.759 I did see one video and it was in the jet like the Korean 337 00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:18.960 one. A guy went up doing like spit it out by slipknot and did 338 00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:21.920 not get picked, and rightfully so. But it was also got like, 339 00:28:21.960 --> 00:28:26.400 you know what, props to you for trying. Man. I love that 340 00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:30.200 Shit Jersey when they had puddles, the clown on America's got town out. 341 00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:34.079 I know he was on it. Yeah, and Arrow watched it or anything. 342 00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:38.440 He had three amazing performances and and everybody pretty much agrees that like he 343 00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:44.680 should not have gotten eliminated because really, Simon, it was his third performance. 344 00:28:44.759 --> 00:28:48.480 It was the semi finals, I think quarterfinle semi finals, and he 345 00:28:48.519 --> 00:28:55.200 was doing royals by because that was the one that made him famous on Youtube. 346 00:28:55.279 --> 00:29:00.319 was doing royals by Lord and right as he's about to finish, Simon 347 00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:06.160 buzzes him right and he was the only one that night that got a buzzer. 348 00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:11.880 So he got eliminated by default. And as soon as he did, 349 00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:15.680 because he because it's in the middle of this amazing sweeping camera shot, because 350 00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:18.759 they're like this guy's crushing it, and right in the middle of his this 351 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:25.000 amazing camera shot, the lights flashing, he hear this Earth go out over 352 00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:29.279 all the sound and you could just hear the audience turn on Simon Anyway. 353 00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:33.079 Did he say why? He gave kind of he tried to walk it back 354 00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:37.079 as like I just didn't think it was as good, but you could tell 355 00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:41.720 and his you could tell from his body language he knew he fucked up and 356 00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:45.680 because again, like every the judges in the entire audience turned on him. 357 00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:49.400 And you could tell puddles was upset because as soon as he finished, he 358 00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:52.079 grabbed the shit and started to walk off stage and they had to go like 359 00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:56.400 bring him back out on stage. He was so pissed because he knew he 360 00:29:56.400 --> 00:29:57.960 crushed it. He knew we shouldn't. He he and he knew. You 361 00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:03.359 we've had those moments where you're like I should be getting the best reaction of 362 00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:04.920 my life right now. Yeah, and it was just one of those like 363 00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:08.119 he knew, he was just yeah, it was a Bummer, hmm. 364 00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:12.519 But he's gone on to, you know, amazing Internet stardom. So, 365 00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:17.200 yeah, he made he's doing just fine. Yeah, Shit. Now I 366 00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:22.160 remember when Ryan hmmn Miller, he said when he was shocky placed third. 367 00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:26.880 He told me he's like when you watched the video when he plays third, 368 00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:30.119 he's like, I just know why I'm making three L and somebody got eliminated 369 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:33.519 right before him. He's like he looked down on what the fuck? I 370 00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:37.680 should not be here right now. He literally said. He's like, if 371 00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:40.039 you watch a video you lot, you see me go and I say, 372 00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:41.839 oh, what, eat El see him mouth at me goes, yeah the 373 00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:47.880 fuck that happened when Chris daughtry got booted on American idol. Really, because 374 00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:52.359 he was I mean he was just crushing every single fucking week and the week 375 00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:56.200 that he got eliminated, if you can watch the video every like when Ryan 376 00:30:56.279 --> 00:31:03.039 seacrest reading out the results and going home tonight. Is Chris Dawtry, like 377 00:31:03.079 --> 00:31:07.680 there's and then the girl who made it, like her face is like what 378 00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:11.880 care? Even daughtry's face is like, I'm sorry, what now you hear 379 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:19.359 the audience go like Oh, Oh, Huh, what it was. So 380 00:31:19.960 --> 00:31:22.480 everyone was because he was the first guy to gone American, I'll do in 381 00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:26.920 rock music. Yeah, and everyone was so sure he was at least going 382 00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:29.519 to make it to like the final episode because he was doing that well. 383 00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:33.119 It was just it was such a weird and I remember when they were doing 384 00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:37.319 like some special and vh want about it was it was it? Monique, 385 00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:41.039 I think, was on there. She was like I was voting for him 386 00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:42.680 every week and then the one week ever forgot the vote for him, he 387 00:31:42.680 --> 00:31:48.559 got kicked off. Jesus. Yeah, you see that every once in a 388 00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:51.680 while. You get you get people on there who just crushed and for whatever 389 00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:55.599 fucking reason, just do not make it and kind of has me going like 390 00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:59.640 okay, what did you want then? I feel like producers, though. 391 00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:02.559 Oh sure, yeah, well, there's there's been several, like going back 392 00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:07.440 to marry I was, been several rock singers since Chris Daddery. None of 393 00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:12.200 them ever make it really. Yeah, and they're always the fan favorites. 394 00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:15.799 They're always the fan frames like though they're not, because I remember there was 395 00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:20.519 the one guy, James Durban, who was doing like old school like s 396 00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:24.880 Judas priest, Sammy Hagar type stuff, and Steven Tyler and Jlo were both 397 00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:28.920 judges that point and they were just kind of like, I can't be I'm 398 00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:30.960 going to say this. We might have a heavy metal American idol this year 399 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:35.960 because you are just that and good. And he got a limited the next 400 00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:37.839 week and it really was like they put that out in the universe and the 401 00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:42.720 producers were like fuck now, because the left because it doesn't sell, or 402 00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:46.240 I well, not in terms of, you know, fucking the music industry, 403 00:32:46.319 --> 00:32:49.880 yeah, but I'm saying and it because, like when he did his 404 00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:53.680 performance where they said that Zach Wilde was on stage with him, playing guitar 405 00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:58.519 with him, and then they brought him back at the finale and he performed 406 00:32:58.599 --> 00:33:00.880 with Judas priest. Seriously, it was just one of those it was like 407 00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:04.640 yeah, no, yeah, you guys, let this guy go. Yeah, 408 00:33:04.799 --> 00:33:07.799 good, good for you. Way The fuck up. Yeah. So, 409 00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:13.480 yeah, he's a cool dude. He's he's singing for I think velvet 410 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:17.839 revolver. Now, yeah, Velvet Revolver, whatever they do to us. 411 00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:22.720 He was torn with somebody big as their singer. Well, mean, that's 412 00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:27.599 where Adam Lambert came from. Terry singing for Queen because he didn't win either. 413 00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:30.119 or No, he did. No, he didn't win. I remember 414 00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:31.839 that. He might I think he wants. No, he did win his 415 00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:35.599 ear. He did win his ear. Yeah, it's right. Performed with 416 00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:39.000 kiss, which was weird. That was a band I hadn't heard of in 417 00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:43.039 a while and he was on any of the queen any days with Queen. 418 00:33:43.079 --> 00:33:45.359 And then my favorite Joe Robinette joke is like the only way Adam Lambert could 419 00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:51.559 been worse if he is the one that gave Freddy as Jesus. He's old 420 00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:54.920 enough. They could have technically happened. That's what he says. I'm like, 421 00:33:55.279 --> 00:34:13.880 fuck man,