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There you go, just shirt cocking to happen, having 19 00:01:29.439 --> 00:01:37.400 nick top it, how bro this is a long joke. Coos, put 20 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:46.120 some googly eyes on the balls and like snuff a Laffaus, welcome to the 21 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:49.760 Basement Lounge. Grab a chair, grab a drink and settling. Let's have 22 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:56.239 some fun. I don't know which depressing thing to start with. What was 23 00:01:56.280 --> 00:01:59.519 the other good reds? Well, Gilbert Godfrey was one. Yeah, there's 24 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:02.319 a shooting in New York today. Oh, yeah, sixteen people or something 25 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:06.400 like that. No, we died. Nobody died. I don't think so. 26 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:07.439 I thought it was sixteen people were killed. It was it. They 27 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:12.439 were just injured. And you. I think sixteen people injured. Okay, 28 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:19.199 like Brooklyn and crazy of Gilbert Godfrey did the shooter and then die death. 29 00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:23.719 But ten people shot. Okay, so nobody, nobody was killed. Yeah, 30 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:27.639 well, that's good. Okay, well, that sucks regardless. Let's 31 00:02:27.639 --> 00:02:30.800 stop shooting people. Let's just let's cut that out. Yeah, Gilbert Godfrey, 32 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:37.280 man, now, I know that's fucking like I'd stuff I wanted to 33 00:02:37.319 --> 00:02:38.800 talk about. Then he dies, like you fucking son of I know, 34 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:43.400 I know, I don't know what else. I don't remember what else I 35 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:46.919 was going to talk about to day. Now it's really it's really weird. 36 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:53.000 How many comics have died in the last six months? Yeah, Betty, 37 00:02:53.719 --> 00:03:02.560 Bob, Louis, m when was norm? Norm? I think norm was 38 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:05.639 also sing. Morm was towards the other yeah, was towards the end of 39 00:03:05.639 --> 00:03:08.479 the year last year. Then you had mazing Jonathan. Oh, that's right, 40 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:13.879 fuck, and now Gilbert. HMM, and I'm we're probably missing one. 41 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:19.719 Yeah, Larry, the cable guy, probably, maybe it is fucking 42 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:23.360 weird man. I was like what? Yeah, because he had I haven't 43 00:03:23.439 --> 00:03:28.719 read up on what it was he had. He had some kind of like 44 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:32.680 muscular disease, I think, and I'm wondering if it's what either my dad 45 00:03:32.719 --> 00:03:40.240 had or what my cousin had. Okay, it's neither. He had a 46 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:46.680 so you had my piecia. Yeah, what which I might actually have? 47 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:50.879 Let's go to the doctor. I might have Altli Shia. That bald spot 48 00:03:50.919 --> 00:03:54.080 start popping up on my hair over and I'm like that's either just a freaky 49 00:03:54.120 --> 00:04:00.479 weird hair loss or I might have have a fucking Pisia. He had died 50 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:06.199 of a heart he had. He had ventricular Tachy Cardia, which was a 51 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:15.360 fast heart rate condition complicated by myotonic dystrophy, which is a form of muscular 52 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:21.800 distribute. was what my cousin had. Jesus, that's not a it's not 53 00:04:21.879 --> 00:04:26.800 a fun way to go. MMM, basically, your body, it can't 54 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:30.439 support your mouth, especially that muscles can't supports. My Dad has, Stepdad 55 00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:34.800 whatever has muscular dystrophy. Yeah, and he described the best way to describe 56 00:04:34.839 --> 00:04:43.240 muscular Dystriphu is like if you took like an apple and like it just rotted. 57 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:46.839 That that's your muscle. It just rots away. My cousin was the 58 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:49.959 same way. We were the same age. He just over the years his 59 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:53.920 muscles just got weaker and weaker. He was in a wheelchair, they was 60 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:58.959 in a motorized wheelchair. Then he was basically just in bed until the day 61 00:04:58.959 --> 00:05:02.600 he died. Yeah, it's and it's your muscles just stopped working. They 62 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:09.079 just start to deteriorate gradually. With my daddy had du Shen's. They thought 63 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:12.120 he had ducens and then they realized he didn't have these shens because, like 64 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:15.920 it's my funds. It's a dip, it's a version muskiled. Okay, 65 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:19.399 and I mean my dad don't get along either, but I know a lot 66 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:23.839 about my grandalls to about it. So I talk my dad like five years. 67 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:30.079 That's besides the point. Um, he has that. But with my 68 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:33.959 dad, they said because he got it when he was I mean he was 69 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:36.920 born with it. Obviously right, but they when he had it, they 70 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:42.040 are like he'll lucky to lived to six months, lucky to the one. 71 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:46.240 Then five, yeah, and ten, than eighteen, and they just stopped 72 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:50.319 giving my grandma like just how long he'll live? Yeah, and he's real 73 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:55.720 alive. Yeah, so it's good. I guess assholes live forever. Yeah, 74 00:05:55.720 --> 00:06:00.480 that's but they recently did like because he had like really bats. Something 75 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:03.360 was going on with like he's lost a lot of weight, he's really sick, 76 00:06:03.399 --> 00:06:08.000 and I took him to, I camera, what hassle took him to. 77 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:10.720 But then they're like, yeah, you don't have a form of muscular 78 00:06:10.759 --> 00:06:13.759 DISTREC see, we've ever seen before. Oh Shit, yeah, so they'll 79 00:06:13.839 --> 00:06:17.000 it's like something they've never seen before. See, my dad had my senior 80 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:20.920 graves, which is where your white blood cells attack your muscle tissue. which 81 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:26.560 they were able to get that under control when they basically killed his immune system. 82 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:30.160 Yeah, but, yeah, my cousin had the muscular had muscular distrophy. 83 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:32.680 He I don't know if it was the same kind or why, but 84 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:40.519 six is sixty seven mm Han, I'd be older. Is that weird? 85 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:44.319 Um? I honestly I don't know how. I don't know if I was 86 00:06:44.360 --> 00:06:47.360 surprised by that number and I think the me just just kind of like yeah, 87 00:06:47.399 --> 00:06:51.000 okay, sure, he's like in a sent is close to s the 88 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:55.079 I was in a s for whatever reason, but it's always look the same 89 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:58.920 too. It's straight there and like it looks the same now as he did 90 00:06:59.079 --> 00:07:01.000 like I feel like forty, I guys, and his look has never changed. 91 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:03.800 I've never yeah, he's always looked at you always. He never seemed 92 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:08.759 to be getting older or or anything. He just yeah, it's like he 93 00:07:08.839 --> 00:07:12.279 was. It's like he was like a one of the simpsons. They've been 94 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:15.680 around for like fucking thirty years, but it still bart still in the fourth 95 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:17.600 grade. Yeah, it's so. It's so that's what he looked like. 96 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:20.360 But I was thinking about it too when I first heard the news because I 97 00:07:20.399 --> 00:07:24.480 was thinking back to like how long I've been a fan. I was like, 98 00:07:24.480 --> 00:07:27.120 like, this goes back to like when I was like four years old, 99 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:30.839 like when like Aladdin came out and he was fucking Eaga of the parrot. 100 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:33.680 Yeah, ladden, and he was a wasn't in problem child. Yeah, 101 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:36.480 that's where I remember him using problem. I mean he's I mean he's 102 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:44.399 been in fucking every black duck forever. Ye, like fired him his the 103 00:07:44.399 --> 00:07:47.040 way he would fucking go back at them on twitter, like I think even 104 00:07:47.160 --> 00:07:50.160 like to this day, he would always make a joke because he's he would 105 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:54.720 make a joke about farmers. He'd be like, I apologize to any farmers 106 00:07:54.759 --> 00:08:00.920 I've offended with this joke. Ever since the half lack thing, but that 107 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:03.680 I mean, like I said, like anything all the animated Shit, like 108 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:05.480 he was one of those of I remember. You ever see him on that 109 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:09.759 show are you afraid of the dark? He was so are you afraid of 110 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:11.480 there was one episode of are you afraid of the dark? He was like 111 00:08:11.680 --> 00:08:15.720 the one of the bad guys or whatever, and he it was it was 112 00:08:15.759 --> 00:08:18.240 well, yeah, I know what you talking to, you baby. A 113 00:08:18.279 --> 00:08:20.040 fake radio station or whatever, and he use this real voice at one point 114 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:26.720 and I was like I'm uncomfortable because it's real voice was so normal. I 115 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:31.720 don't think I've ever Howard stern has a like a like a voicemail or something 116 00:08:31.840 --> 00:08:37.320 from him. For this I found a video like years ago of Gilbert coppery 117 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:41.000 leaving him a voicemail and it was like his normal voice and it was like 118 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:46.080 because you even even Robin was like that is the weirdest thing ever. So 119 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:50.679 very like he's got a very he's got a very deep voice. There's a 120 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:56.679 very deep, monotone kind of dad voice. Yeah, yeah, it's me. 121 00:08:56.600 --> 00:09:01.639 It makes me hard. Why it? I don't know. I got 122 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:09.600 thing for dead people. His his parts dead, and me it's fucking aristocrats 123 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:11.679 is oh dude, that's so fucking funny. I got I never really talked 124 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:16.440 about Bob Sage's and Bob sagets is fucking legendary, but but Gilbert's is so 125 00:09:16.799 --> 00:09:20.120 just where. He's like all the blood and the shit and the sweat out, 126 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:28.039 the sweat and the Sun starts blowing the day. He's just fast and 127 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:33.600 are in the ASS like Jesus Christ. I always loved it, like politics, 128 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:39.480 notwithstanding, when he shows up at trump's roast to be Marley Matlin's interpreter. 129 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:41.679 Oh yeah, and he just goes on this whole tirade about how trump 130 00:09:41.679 --> 00:09:46.799 knows where the fourth hole is and he turns the Marley and goes that's is 131 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:52.080 that good to you? She's like yeah, it's close enough, so good. 132 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:56.840 Now they have aristocrat. Thing is so fucking like, so fucking funny. 133 00:09:58.000 --> 00:10:00.759 Yeah, if you get a chance to look up who was listening, 134 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:05.000 look up Gilbert Godfrey's aristocrats. It's on Youtube. It's just him a like 135 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:07.399 a sing at table. They look at like a conference table or some shit. 136 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:11.399 Then did you see about where he did it? It was like right 137 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:16.240 after like nine hundred and eleven. No, like he was doing like I 138 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:18.320 think it was a few months after nine hundred and eleven. Knows, though. 139 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:22.879 It was a roast of Hugh Hefner. I've never seen his Hu and 140 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:28.200 me look at I don't think they could air anything he did really, because 141 00:10:28.279 --> 00:10:33.399 he ends like he starts doing, because a couple jokes seems like. Man, 142 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:35.600 I had a I was afraid I'd something like I was afraid to get 143 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:39.879 on a plane today because I had a had a layover at the Empire State 144 00:10:39.879 --> 00:10:43.720 Building, Oh my God. And it's just like a couple months after night 145 00:10:43.840 --> 00:10:46.240 list. So guys like too soon. And here's like a it's like a 146 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:50.720 nine minute fifty video of five minute one, a seven minute one, and 147 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:54.080 he does the aristocrats bit because that he realizes like oh the he's losing them. 148 00:10:54.080 --> 00:10:58.000 He's lose them. So he's like fuck, I'm stupid, this ristocrat 149 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:01.919 and he just fucking wins them over. Like when's the RISTCRATS bit? So 150 00:11:03.279 --> 00:11:07.080 sorry, I just thought today I was scrolled through tick tock and it was 151 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:11.120 I didn't know about this. I didn't know Martin Lawrence was banned from SNL. 152 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:13.399 I know that either he's banned from as he got band from snl because 153 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:16.279 he had his momy did his monolog when he so it was like ninety four, 154 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:20.360 yeah, and he's hosting and he goes off. He had like this 155 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:24.120 pre he was doing stand up basically for his opening monolog and he went off 156 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:28.440 book and when in this whole tirade that you like, you can't find it 157 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:33.720 anywhere. And but whenever a SNL reairs the episode, they basically cut away 158 00:11:33.720 --> 00:11:39.080 in the middle of his monolog and go, we legally cannot air the rest 159 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:43.399 of this monolog it almost cost everyone their jobs. Oh Wow, and they 160 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:46.679 basically go into they go into like a little like a bullet point, like 161 00:11:46.679 --> 00:11:50.480 like here's kind of the stuff he was joking about. It was stuff like 162 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:54.799 like women's hygiene and and certain orifices and things like that. He's like, 163 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:58.159 he's like we personally at the show don't care, but the network will not 164 00:11:58.200 --> 00:12:03.799 have it. Regular network, regular they'd say, we cannot are this ever 165 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:07.440 again. We will now return you back to the rest of his monolog and 166 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:09.919 it's just the end of him going like we got a great show for you 167 00:12:09.000 --> 00:12:13.320 know, like they cut out the rest of his fucking monolog. It's and 168 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:15.840 they said he's not allowed back. The city was banned from the show. 169 00:12:15.840 --> 00:12:18.559 But in the fact they almost lost their jobs, for which I'm like, 170 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:24.080 what the fuck did he say? I hate gotta know. I've I spent 171 00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:26.679 like an hour looking online like it. The clip does not exist. I 172 00:12:26.679 --> 00:12:33.320 bet you can find out one of those beheading videos that really fucked, like 173 00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:37.840 they cut off the dudes head and there's the video right, or those on 174 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:41.200 the dark web or some shit. Is a weird Panada, but okay, 175 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:46.200 it's an NFT. 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But the next 192 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:11.559 morning, like Zo am, I woke up to an email from Gretchen. 193 00:14:11.639 --> 00:14:15.000 It only fans emailing you, saying we think you'd be a great fit for 194 00:14:15.440 --> 00:14:18.879 one of our comedian content providers here on. Only fans. We've got so 195 00:14:18.919 --> 00:14:22.120 many tools in the other and so get out and we'll help you to set 196 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:26.639 up with some good marketing strategies. And I'm like, what the fuck? 197 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:31.080 Where did this come from? No idea, I know. I don't know. 198 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:33.039 And then today I got an email again from Gretchen like hey, just 199 00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:35.279 want to follow up, make sure you got my previous email. Had those 200 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:39.600 head and heard back from you. Yet it's like I'm still trying to process 201 00:14:39.639 --> 00:14:43.480 this, Gretchen. I'm been need longer than a week and see what I 202 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:48.399 has do it me. fucking you are grossly overestimating my my audience. There, 203 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:52.399 Gretchen, you're assuming I have an audience for one. What the fuck? 204 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:56.440 Just think. So. I was do a whole bunch of do a 205 00:14:56.440 --> 00:15:00.519 whole bunch of videos just me telling jokes out of like a kid joke book 206 00:15:00.519 --> 00:15:03.039 from the library, just with no pants on. There you go, just 207 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:11.000 shirt talking. To happen to have Dick. Talk it, Bro, this 208 00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:16.000 is a long jokes. Put some Google eyes on my balls and look like 209 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:22.240 snuff, a Laffaus. Okay, stuff along. Yes, looks like a 210 00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:26.039 Google for assuming it would look like an elephants drunk. I appreciate the photo 211 00:15:26.039 --> 00:15:30.759 confidence. How come like every Dick looks like how come Cephalo, this looks 212 00:15:30.759 --> 00:15:37.360 like a long penis with Iball goodly, I don't know, snuff logs Fu 213 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:43.240 yeah, no, I haven't imagined stuff like his. fucking somebody like it 214 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.039 be where. You should see Dir weird to seekus. Wasn't his whole thing 215 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:52.799 that he was like big bird's imaginary friend prop so you just just fucking rail's 216 00:15:52.879 --> 00:15:56.440 big bird at night. You just see big bird getting fucked doggy style, 217 00:15:56.720 --> 00:16:00.480 but you can't see what's fucking him. You think he's having a sex dreamers. 218 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:11.799 Ah Ah Dam, they are not flogist. What can fist in making 219 00:16:11.879 --> 00:16:21.919 him a poppet? Suck me Tay. She's correct. Wow, I come. 220 00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:27.279 Let's get whatever I'm still gonna finish a very tell you I if they 221 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:30.919 ever get robbed at work. This is my I don't know if I ever 222 00:16:30.960 --> 00:16:33.200 said this, this is my goal. If I ever get robbed, I'm 223 00:16:33.240 --> 00:16:37.159 just going to get naked immediately. I guess. Is What you want. 224 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:41.000 This is what you want, right, like, if they get like because 225 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:45.240 a they're be like, what the fuck? Either're a they're gonna leave or 226 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:51.279 I'm going to live out a fantasy. What the other? Oh Jesus, 227 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:53.960 just just sit there, just just everything, take off everything but your socks. 228 00:16:55.080 --> 00:16:56.279 Yeah, we like. Are The socks? You might if I leave 229 00:16:56.320 --> 00:16:59.440 the socks on? Or do you want to my toes get cold? It's 230 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:00.759 I got. I gotta put that. I always wanted to do that on 231 00:17:00.799 --> 00:17:03.039 stage. I think I might be a good joke. I would. I 232 00:17:03.079 --> 00:17:06.279 would do that. I would give that a shot, just if I ever 233 00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:10.319 get wrought to try ever get rob get naked, just because I don't really 234 00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:14.279 have like. I've thought this since I was like fourteen. That's how fucked 235 00:17:14.359 --> 00:17:18.720 up I am as an individuals a little fuck. Hopefully somebody fucking skills from 236 00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:25.039 my lemonade stand so I could good. I don't know. So I finally 237 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:29.440 I'm caught up on there's only two episodes of moonnight. Oh, you watch 238 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:32.559 moon you watch both, my mom, but it was great. So good 239 00:17:32.559 --> 00:17:34.440 man, it's great. Like I'm like, Oh shit, I don't know. 240 00:17:34.599 --> 00:17:37.960 People have complaints about it or anything. I do I'm not that I've 241 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:41.519 heard. I haven't heard any compositis. I don't know anything about moonnight. 242 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:45.000 So I think that's part of why, because he's such a niche fucking character, 243 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:48.039 most people were watching it. Don't know anything about it. So then 244 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:51.599 I can see you be like, well, not anything like it's nobody cares. 245 00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:53.799 When I watched I all that and I watched the first episode Halo and 246 00:17:53.839 --> 00:17:57.039 I was like this is actually really good, is it? Yeah, like 247 00:17:57.079 --> 00:18:00.240 I'm like people, if it isn't follow lure like the tea, I'm like 248 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:03.640 whatever, right. I feel like Halo fans also like star. I got 249 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:07.160 a Starar Fan and Halo Fan. But likes are like stars fans. They 250 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:10.880 want everything to like perfect. I'm like yeah, dude, if it was 251 00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:15.640 perfectly one is a video game ever like ever good to go on like TV 252 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:19.319 or movie? It that it's never the best we've had is sonic, the 253 00:18:19.359 --> 00:18:22.680 hedgehog. Yeah, and think about that. Yeah, it's not. You 254 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:26.799 gotta do different stuffs and create like people. I complain that they show his 255 00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:30.200 face. Is Like I didn't give a fuck. Shows facing the first episode, 256 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:33.680 like people been wanting to know what his face looks like. Is the 257 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:34.480 first fucking game, and now you get it to go. I don't know, 258 00:18:34.599 --> 00:18:37.799 you when it's shut the fuck up. Yeah, I always good. 259 00:18:37.799 --> 00:18:41.559 I actually fairly enjoyed it. I was like, okay, that makes sense. 260 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:45.519 I've heard like mixed things from people and I'm you're a bigger Halo Fan 261 00:18:45.559 --> 00:18:48.400 than I am, so I am not really too invested in seeing it. 262 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:51.839 It's one of those things like they've been talked about were going a halo movie 263 00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:55.160 since I was in high school, and at this point I'm like, Oh, 264 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:57.720 cool, they finally did something. Yeah, no complaints. I was 265 00:18:57.759 --> 00:19:00.519 like this is good. I thoroughly enjoyed it, so I'm going to watch 266 00:19:00.559 --> 00:19:03.759 the other two whenever I can, but no complaints, Moon night, no 267 00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:07.759 complaints. I was just like this is good, cool, it's great. 268 00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:14.039 I just watched all of Batman, the brave in the bold on HBO Max. 269 00:19:14.079 --> 00:19:18.839 It was like this three season more geared towards kids animated series, but 270 00:19:18.839 --> 00:19:22.000 it had some had some really good shit. There's like an episode where like 271 00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:26.279 Batman tracks down the guy who killed his parents and they actually have like like 272 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:30.599 Kevin Conroy's the voice of one guy. Mark Hamil's the voice to somebody, 273 00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:33.680 like they bring back like some some og people. Adam West is his father, 274 00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:37.960 the lady who was catwoman in the SIS is his mother. Huh De 275 00:19:37.079 --> 00:19:42.519 Drech Bader's Batman, which is just fucking fantastic. It's weird but fantastic. 276 00:19:42.880 --> 00:19:48.079 John Damggio's like half the voices really, including Aquaman, who's like the best 277 00:19:48.079 --> 00:19:49.759 part of the fucking show. Yeah, Oh man, yeah, it was. 278 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:52.640 It was fine. It was can't be as fuck. It was super 279 00:19:52.640 --> 00:20:00.559 campy. But do you ever watch Omni man? Sounds familiar. It's like 280 00:20:00.599 --> 00:20:06.519 an Amazon original. I've US first episode. I've watched like a bits and 281 00:20:06.559 --> 00:20:10.200 pieces, though. Is that that? Is that that invincible? Yeah, 282 00:20:10.279 --> 00:20:11.880 yeah, I haven't watched that yet. Yeah, it's true. Steps, 283 00:20:11.880 --> 00:20:15.720 it's so good. I've been meaning to watch everyone's with tell me it's really 284 00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:18.119 good. I've been meaning to watch it. No, what, I haven't 285 00:20:18.200 --> 00:20:21.440 yet. Yeah, now it's solid. I need to I want to watch 286 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:23.640 the rest of it, but so fucking violent and so, yeah, I've 287 00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:27.079 heard it's basically the boys animated, which, yeah, so a boys animated 288 00:20:27.119 --> 00:20:30.920 thing. I need to watch too. Yeah, because season three for that's 289 00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:37.039 like this fall. I still never finish season one. Really to you, 290 00:20:37.119 --> 00:20:38.480 I think you would fucking love it. No, I love it too. 291 00:20:38.960 --> 00:20:41.599 I Love I just like there's just so much. So I was like this 292 00:20:41.680 --> 00:20:45.279 is a good this is good. I just can't set my kid in front 293 00:20:45.319 --> 00:20:48.759 of it. Now I'm no, okay, watch this, but yeah, 294 00:20:49.200 --> 00:20:52.599 you want to have you want me to pay for therapy later? Watch this. 295 00:20:53.920 --> 00:20:57.559 Going Back to moon night, fucking Oscar Isaac is so good now. 296 00:20:57.599 --> 00:21:02.119 He's really he's fantastic. Stick in it. I love an episode two he's 297 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:04.880 arguing with himself and he's Ay, look, I don't care how bloody handsome 298 00:21:04.920 --> 00:21:11.759 you are. Yeah, I hate, I hate how good Ethan Hawk is. 299 00:21:11.960 --> 00:21:15.119 He's great. You not like Ethan Hawking? So my issue is that 300 00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:18.119 like like three years ago he was doing some interview about like if you'd ever 301 00:21:18.160 --> 00:21:22.440 want to do a superhero movie, and he just spends the whole interview just 302 00:21:22.559 --> 00:21:26.720 shitting on comic book movies like Shits on Logan, shits on fucking everything, 303 00:21:27.279 --> 00:21:30.359 and then he gets cast as I'm like, Oh, so you hate this 304 00:21:30.359 --> 00:21:33.160 shit until they write you a check. I mean, he thought his mind. 305 00:21:33.160 --> 00:21:36.359 Maybe change his mind, maybe, but it's just kind of one of 306 00:21:36.359 --> 00:21:40.759 those it's like fuck you, do you? You did the purge, like 307 00:21:40.799 --> 00:21:44.480 the fuck you, dude. That's they probably were like. Somebody probably call 308 00:21:44.559 --> 00:21:45.759 him like dude, you did the parts. He was like, you're right, 309 00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:48.160 it's true. Yeah, I guess, because he has some movie coming 310 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:51.079 out that year. He's playing like a priest or, some shit's like two 311 00:21:51.079 --> 00:21:52.839 thousand and eighteen. I think he did this, but it was so it's 312 00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:56.480 one of those it's like God damn it, he's good in this. He's 313 00:21:56.519 --> 00:21:59.440 good, he's great. Actually, he's fantastic, really good. But I 314 00:21:59.480 --> 00:22:03.079 love all this shit with the mirrors, the Action School, I love the 315 00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:08.400 way. I love the stuff with the suit, because the the Tuxedo thing 316 00:22:08.440 --> 00:22:11.720 them. It's called Mr Knight. That's from like two thousand and sixteen. 317 00:22:11.720 --> 00:22:15.839 Really. Yeah, that's like a really new thing and they still did it 318 00:22:15.880 --> 00:22:18.440 differently, but I honestly couldn't give a fuck. I remember reading that comic 319 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:22.599 when it came out I was like they put him in a fucking that okay, 320 00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:25.240 cool, and he's like I didn't want psycho Colonel Sanders. I was 321 00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:30.039 just like that's it, that's what it looks like. Yeah, but I 322 00:22:30.079 --> 00:22:33.279 love I love him playing, you know, goofy little bumbling dude, but 323 00:22:33.319 --> 00:22:36.279 he you know, but he's Oscar Isaac, so you know he can do 324 00:22:36.319 --> 00:22:38.200 intense really well. Hmm, he's great. He's a great. Pants are 325 00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:41.359 great. He's really good at she get emmy nomination won't, but she can. 326 00:22:41.480 --> 00:22:45.640 Belo. Should Not gonna Happen. I mean you said for just about 327 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:48.599 fucking any of these. Yeah, should, probably won't. Probably he's good 328 00:22:48.640 --> 00:22:52.680 in it. Yeah, so it's because, yeah, so episode three tomorrow 329 00:22:52.799 --> 00:22:59.039 or recording this on Tuesday. So only six episodes. It's only say, 330 00:22:59.119 --> 00:23:02.119 yeah, thank as I love them. Is it gonna be like a limited 331 00:23:02.119 --> 00:23:03.799 series? That I don't know. Yeah, I think it's depend on how 332 00:23:03.799 --> 00:23:06.519 the numbers do. I think they pitched as an as a limited series, 333 00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:10.000 but I think if it does good enough they could. They could. Depends 334 00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:11.599 on what they're going with any of this shit. Yes, true, because 335 00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:17.519 this one's really not connected to fucking anything. Yeah, it isn't. Not 336 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:18.799 that we know of yet. Yeah, not that we've seen, but so 337 00:23:18.839 --> 00:23:23.400 far two episodes in. Unless you like look for some really specific shit in 338 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:27.000 the background. I've seen some posts online like it doesn't really like they don't 339 00:23:27.039 --> 00:23:32.079 mention anything. They don't. It doesn't look come up at all. HMM, 340 00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:36.480 at all. Like ever. H The shit with him putting glass at 341 00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:38.079 issues is fucked, do you know? It is so weird. I was 342 00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:41.319 like, that's so weird. It's that self flagellation shit, like, you 343 00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:44.920 know the guys who like whip themselves and shit for their your guys. Yeah, 344 00:23:44.960 --> 00:23:48.440 I guess that's what he's that's his version of doing that. It's like 345 00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:52.160 so I wonder if it's like he's paying for some sin or whatever, so 346 00:23:52.200 --> 00:23:55.839 that on that doesn't kill him or whatever. I don't know. It's fucking 347 00:23:55.880 --> 00:23:57.880 cool, though. It's a cool idea, especially because, like when he 348 00:23:57.960 --> 00:24:00.599 kicks the ball, you hear the lass in his shoe when he's you do 349 00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:04.319 don't. Yeah, yeah, like that's that's that's so fucking good. It's 350 00:24:04.359 --> 00:24:10.000 good shit. You think about that. Don't fuck it up. That was 351 00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:14.039 it. Batman, the DART. The Batman's coming out a little bit earlier 352 00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:15.920 than normal. Yeah, eighteen, yeah, the eighteen. That's dropping on 353 00:24:17.160 --> 00:24:19.720 HBO Max. And then I just saw they have the steel book up for 354 00:24:19.759 --> 00:24:22.720 preorder on Amazon, which means I have to go drop fifty bucks because I 355 00:24:22.759 --> 00:24:26.920 need that fucking steel book. You motherfucker, I'm gonna fucking get it. 356 00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:30.039 Yeah, yeah, it was dropping on the eight it's made like over seven 357 00:24:30.119 --> 00:24:37.759 hundred million good, which is fucking great. I'm glad it's the highest grossing 358 00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:41.240 movie of the year, which will not last once doctor strange comes out, 359 00:24:41.279 --> 00:24:44.920 because US spider man was a high of two thousand and twenty one. When 360 00:24:44.920 --> 00:24:48.839 a spider man come out again December, dud it was. It was a 361 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:53.400 Christmas fuck. You're right. Yeah, morbious had a good opening weekend and 362 00:24:53.480 --> 00:24:57.440 then made like nothing the second week. All mean like, because everyone went 363 00:24:57.480 --> 00:25:02.880 and saw it and was like wow, this is bad. Sonic, I 364 00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:07.079 guess made a lot of money. Never saw fast week. It's fine, 365 00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:11.720 like it's not bad, it's fine. It doesn't take itself too seriously. 366 00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:15.759 Well, because mad in a serious song. Yeah, I know. Well, 367 00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:18.680 it's sonic the hedgehog. So how seriously? If we don't need a 368 00:25:18.720 --> 00:25:23.599 repeat of, you know, fugging Mario from ninety two or whatever the fuck 369 00:25:23.640 --> 00:25:27.680 that came out. Man was so bad. But yeah, it just came 370 00:25:27.720 --> 00:25:30.240 at but it and I've heard. I've heard just like the first one. 371 00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:34.240 It's fine. And then I think they do you. Harry Potter came out. 372 00:25:34.440 --> 00:25:38.680 I don't know. Fantastic beats. Dumbledore will seek ause it dumb or 373 00:25:38.759 --> 00:25:42.160 is like that. I'm no, already came or it comes out the fifteen, 374 00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:48.599 I'll being not going to see it. Marry Potter Fan. Never been 375 00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:51.839 a Harry Potter Fan. Yeah, not my thing. That's cool. That's 376 00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:53.640 not for everybody. Let's everybody. High School loved it. I was. 377 00:25:53.640 --> 00:25:57.880 I feel like I was the only one that didn't. The Basement Lounge and 378 00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:03.440 the VIP table are proud to be powered by pod decks. 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Come on. 385 00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:41.599 The only reason I rejected it was because at the end of every fucking paragraph 386 00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:44.920 you sent me, she was like, by the way, once again, 387 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:48.319 no sex is involved, and I was like, the more you say it, 388 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:52.119 the more you deny something I haven't accused you of. How much are 389 00:26:52.160 --> 00:26:53.359 they going to pay? It was for the same it was going to be 390 00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:57.920 for the same rate as the as the load bose guys. Really, yeah, 391 00:26:57.960 --> 00:27:02.279 God Damn, what turn. Not Hugged my I did, but also 392 00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:04.640 the load boost guys are still good further two months and I was like, 393 00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:10.160 and I can't take on that much more. Yeah, for tax re for 394 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:15.640 tax reasons more than anything else, if we get more sponsorships off to increase 395 00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:21.000 our rate while I really doing that good to have escorts. What are well, 396 00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:23.480 we had a big spike last week. Howus do we had? We 397 00:27:23.559 --> 00:27:29.799 had like across across the entire show, we had like, we pull the 398 00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:32.319 numbers up here, for like an entire week. It was like somebody was 399 00:27:32.319 --> 00:27:37.279 going through and listening to like every fucking episode by the escort service. Could 400 00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:41.799 be. Yeah, from April first to so it was. It was. 401 00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:47.799 It was five, four days, five days, April first to April five, 402 00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:55.799 we had almost threezero. What. Yeah, listens. Yeah, like 403 00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:57.519 it put it put us over, it put us over tenzero for the whole 404 00:27:57.599 --> 00:28:03.960 channel. Listens. Yeah, what. Yeah, let me get the full 405 00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:07.240 number here. How many bots was that? And I'm Shi, no, 406 00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:12.200 Shit, wow, it. Yeah, they say, well, episodes kicked 407 00:28:12.200 --> 00:28:15.640 off or it doesn't. Doesn't say which ones we're getting it. But like 408 00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:22.759 I'm seeing like a lot of old episodes from like last year that suddenly have 409 00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:30.200 are like in late the top ten and all that. Yeah, yeah, 410 00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:34.079 I'm trying to get the full like trying to see where my total streams are 411 00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:42.799 out here. And it was from like yeah, and it was from like 412 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:48.599 seve th, seventeen hundred unique account. So it's like a bunch of people 413 00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:52.960 were going through and just listening. Yeah, I haven't gotten this month's thing 414 00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:56.839 from from good pods yet. So over, it was on their sometime, 415 00:28:56.880 --> 00:29:00.400 I don't know. But yeah, from so for about five days people fucking 416 00:29:00.440 --> 00:29:04.599 loved arshow what happened? I don't know. I mean because I got last 417 00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:17.079 few episodes weren't. Let me sort this. What we do? We did 418 00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:25.440 last it was the nuke one, which did okay, I mean the Will 419 00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:27.279 Smith Slap one did pretty good. I was that like couple on it, 420 00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:33.960 a hundred. I was like, feels like sixty. I see here like 421 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:44.759 our Batman one is still getting views because, you know, Batman, our 422 00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:48.519 post super bowl episode, still doing well. I can't out. I fucking 423 00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:51.839 talk about we talked about we talked about the fuck super bowl. Oh yeah, 424 00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:56.559 that's pretty much all it took. I mean, yeah, I'm going 425 00:29:56.599 --> 00:30:00.599 out me. Yeah, we've been a bunch of them just than the last 426 00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:12.160 like fourteen days. I mean episodes from I mean watch somebody, some big 427 00:30:12.200 --> 00:30:18.480 wigs like listen, this is your motherfuckers. I mean, yeah, going 428 00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:26.440 back to we got in the last week. Episodes going back to the beginning 429 00:30:26.519 --> 00:30:33.599 of beginning of the year still getting views the streams. So yeah, but 430 00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:38.240 yeah, the mores. The more she said sex is not sex is not 431 00:30:38.279 --> 00:30:41.759 involved. More I'm like, okay, if you got to keep defending something 432 00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:45.799 I haven't accused you of, I'm feeling a little weird. It's also it's 433 00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:49.480 weird enough that we that we sell load boost, load boost, and now 434 00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:56.720 we're about this Sir Pussy, and then the only fancy. This is very 435 00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:00.559 wide it's like who's listening to our show and who isn't getting past the load 436 00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:03.920 boost? A. Yeah, it's a kind of feels like y'all aren't getting 437 00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:07.880 past the load boost. Dad. You find out there's been like millions of 438 00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:11.720 sales on the boost using our promoke. Osh, well, if they are, 439 00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:14.440 they need to pay the fuck up, because I haven't gotten the deposit 440 00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:19.759 yet. I'm so fucking funny. That's funny as Shit. Shit, man. 441 00:31:19.960 --> 00:31:26.119 Yeah, time is it? That's UN nine hundred and twenty. Shit 442 00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:33.319 happens. I just today. Yeah, really, was just say, yeah, 443 00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:37.319 you're one. If they've ever done a porn, fuck don't a porn. 444 00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:42.440 Yeah, that a point. Like Finding Nemo, like a pardy. 445 00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:48.440 If Finding Nemo call like Probably Finding Cock, like I'm rob and, and 446 00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:52.440 finding nymphos, finding them post yeah, God, I know. There's a 447 00:31:52.480 --> 00:32:00.720 left for dead one. Why? Well, that just sounds like narclepsy. 448 00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:06.519 It's it's awful. Wouldn't recommend it. But for dead. Give me a 449 00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:13.880 power up. It's called left for head. You guys are you are listening? 450 00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:17.200 I'm shaking my head right. Said left for heads. Just why? 451 00:32:17.400 --> 00:32:21.279 Well, you know. Yeah, Lord of the g strings is out there. 452 00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:23.519 Oh, God, yeah, that's like a famous one. Nice, 453 00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:25.960 just not what you think. It's actually a guy who plays at j shing 454 00:32:27.119 --> 00:32:30.440 really wellness, it's times plays that one. This is plays the Geno just 455 00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:32.920 just non stop. Is the perfect. Is there a Gino? Yeah, 456 00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:36.839 I don't see. I know nothing about anything, but I think about it 457 00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:37.839 for a second, I, I. I. I felt a playing the 458 00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:45.680 recorder because he used my asshole. I think back to like middle school choir. 459 00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:47.839 Is egbd. Okay, there's a genoe. Okay, cool, I'm 460 00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:52.079 so I'm so bad at fucking music. I put the recorder with my ass. 461 00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:55.599 So I'm going to hang a batman outfit in my closet just to screw 462 00:32:55.640 --> 00:33:00.559 with myself when I get Alzeimer's. That's funny. Give it a couple more 463 00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:07.519 years in inflation will hit mass shooting numbers. God items good in air friars 464 00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:10.880 like the as like of Gordon Ramsey collected the oven, the toaster, the 465 00:33:10.920 --> 00:33:15.039 make way of the Crock Pot and the incident pot stones to create the Infinity 466 00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:20.680 Kitchen. Lindsay Graham is just Mr Rogers from the Mirror Universe, where he 467 00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:23.240 used his powers for evil instead of good and has an incredibly small penis. 468 00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:29.160 That's funny. Working retails like the game rushing roulet, except every chamber has 469 00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:34.200 pullet in it. I said, as someone with Alapisha, shaving your head 470 00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:36.720 seems like an extreme response. That being said, I just got a paper 471 00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:42.119 cut, so it just going and take the hand. Let's see here, 472 00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:50.359 because I did the Lindsay Graham because he posted this video about how he didn't 473 00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:57.640 vote for the lady just got confirmed the Supervit Bady. What do you say? 474 00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:00.319 I hear. I'll put your headphones on those. Play the whole fucking 475 00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:04.680 video. I mean it's we forgot about that. Uh, we forgot about 476 00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.960 her. Yeah, oh, that's right. Yeah, we didn't mention that. 477 00:34:07.159 --> 00:34:13.280 Shit, wow, we suck. We're such racists. I don't like 478 00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:17.880 choose now. I'm just just take that. We've established that. All right. 479 00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:23.840 Here's the fucking in the last several years we've had three Supreme Court hearings. 480 00:34:24.199 --> 00:34:28.199 The game is changed. Remember Amy, call me, Barrett, how 481 00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:31.559 they came after her. Remember. Haven't know. I do. Compare that 482 00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:37.679 hearing with what happened to Judge Jackson is ridiculous. She wasn't ambush. I 483 00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:42.320 ask her hard questions and she gave bad answers. I voted no to judge 484 00:34:42.360 --> 00:34:47.159 Jackson and now I understand why the radical left wanted her so badly. She's 485 00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:51.840 a judicial actipist. She gets outcome. She wants no about how the law 486 00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:54.360 is written. When it comes to crime. Her record is very, very 487 00:34:54.440 --> 00:35:00.480 dangerous. That doesn't work with me. We nominated qualified African American woman. 488 00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:05.039 They fill a bus to her without apology, I can assure you, and 489 00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:07.840 she probably would be philable. When we ask hard questions of an African American 490 00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:13.559 nominee who's liberal, all of a sudden were racist. They destroy conservative judges 491 00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:17.960 and expect us to just clap and vote yes. That's ridiculous, dangerous and 492 00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:29.159 it is not going to happen. I stand with Lindsaycom. Standon Lindsay dock, 493 00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:34.039 stand behind Lindsaycom with your nick out. It's just I guy fucking. 494 00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:38.519 As a former South Carolinian, I y'all need to quit vote for this motherfucker. 495 00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:47.280 surprize leg how come he looks like a Ham Linsta Graham looks like he's 496 00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:53.159 got honey glaze on his nip. Have you ever heard a John of Hers 497 00:35:53.239 --> 00:35:58.400 Lindsay Graham Impression? No, it how see if I can find that. 498 00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:06.519 I spell. Is it Lindsay L E Y? Yeah, tweet that. 499 00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:09.400 How come DNS Graham looks like a hunting laces hand? I think this is 500 00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:16.159 from when you was talk about cabin on little fucking load. Is You too 501 00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:22.119 being a bagaddics today? Do Everything Being Bagad Dick say, yeah, youtube 502 00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:25.639 is not fucking loading. He speaking at Lynd Eli in L I nd Zy 503 00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:32.039 l and D Sey. We felt Lindsay Graham always looks like he's just said 504 00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:37.360 that exact phrase. You know, I come into this bow jangles every Sunday, 505 00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:42.679 the reach Sunday kind. I have never seen service like this. My 506 00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:46.599 chicken is damp, my biscuit is cold, my day is ruined. People, 507 00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:50.719 this is a real shit show right here. I will take my order 508 00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:58.639 to go to go blusted. So there's this. It was from the cabin 509 00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:02.039 on hearing when lendsae Graham was like losing a shit or whatever. He's like, 510 00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:06.239 Sirf you came here for a for fair treatment. You came to the 511 00:37:06.280 --> 00:37:10.199 wrong damn sentate. I'm saying it. He's such I hate him so fussh 512 00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:15.440 and sent it, Lindsay Graham. Graham is a just a piece of shit. 513 00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:19.719 Now he's the Shit. Shit, you know what I mean, like 514 00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:23.760 shit that a shit took. I feel it Lindsay Graham and mixed McConnell fucked, 515 00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:34.159 they'd make the tray. I'll a snail leave. You know what I 516 00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:38.280 mean. I feel like both of them get together. I feel like if 517 00:37:38.599 --> 00:37:45.440 I feel like if both them gotten a hot tub, what the fuck? 518 00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:54.840 Maybe covered in so much oil Gino, Lindsay Graham Mitch mccon I feel I 519 00:37:54.880 --> 00:38:00.440 feel like Lindsay Graham hands from Mitch mcconnald's neckline. I got Bat I got 520 00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:08.159 bad at night and a fucking caver cases fucking foot up there grabbing she's fucking 521 00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:13.840 Christ match mcconnald reminds me. I don't know, I love. One of 522 00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:19.239 my favorite things Michael Jade does on weekend update is whenever they talked about Mitch 523 00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:22.360 McConnell, they have a picture of him a smile and they'll say he'll say 524 00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:30.119 things like ms McConnell seen here at a dog's funeral. Yeah, MS mcondo 525 00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:37.880 lasts at the end of Marley. And maybe Mr mcconnald thinks that Schindler's list 526 00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:47.760 is a slapstick comedy. It's it's it's fucking great and Joe Biden doesn't remember 527 00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:57.480 it. That's a drop for both Shog we both sides of the aisle. 528 00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:01.440 I got to retweet that now. That's a that's a that's a bipartisan joke. 529 00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:07.400 Yeah, you're all. I'll retweet it with that. Hold on hand. 530 00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:13.440 Joom. Biden doesn't remember it. Biden doesn't remember it. As I 531 00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:22.760 put in, Joe Biden is remember the ending of his remember it. Oh 532 00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:25.880 God, okay, green looks like a place. All right, so I 533 00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:29.400 put that and then I'm going to fucking go back and de Leete the old 534 00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:37.639 tweet. Okay, so good. I'm so a Dick. What gets people 535 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:45.119 elected president these days? He I hate to tell you this, but you've 536 00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:57.719 been eating shit hand, Mitch McConnell, I don't know, just tweets. 537 00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:06.639 Bipartisan. Let's. Mccon looks like guy that fucks on the now all right, 538 00:40:06.679 --> 00:40:09.320 I'm done with MS mcconnald jokes. Yeah, that was good. A 539 00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:17.400 while lasted. retweeting that Shit, retweeting your retweeting my retweet. Oh Fuck 540 00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:22.320 Yeah, I thought this was a good one, and never feed picks are 541 00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:27.320 are this generations baseball cards. It's weird, you maybe, but if you 542 00:40:27.320 --> 00:40:30.639 get a Mickey Manal feet pick, it's worth at least a hundred dollars, 543 00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:32.519 and if it's a pick up his rookie ear feet, that's at least a 544 00:40:32.599 --> 00:40:37.920 hundred. Today the feet pick, it was like the dumbest Shit I've ever 545 00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:39.039 like. I was like, where am I going with any of this? 546 00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:43.320 Bob Odin Kirk will be getting a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. 547 00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:45.679 I surpriably doesn't have one yet. Yeah, seriously, good for him, 548 00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:52.320 though. He fucking deserves it. Get Old Bob Owning, Kurt Yea, 549 00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:58.840 any of watch finished better called saw like all of it. So Watch first 550 00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:02.239 two seasons. First two seasons are great, yeah, but I have watched 551 00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:07.039 it all. I love breaking bad so I know. I know. I 552 00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:08.760 still haven't gone back and watch the last season and so no breaking that. 553 00:41:09.079 --> 00:41:13.280 Yeah, I know. We talked about this. I at once a month. 554 00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:15.880 That's right now, because it's bullshit. Is Bullshit. I still haven't 555 00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:17.360 fucking done I haven't watched the new season a dexter yet either. Me Either. 556 00:41:17.519 --> 00:41:21.400 I haven't done that yet. I'm not paying for show time because it's 557 00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:23.800 been so long since I've seen Dexter. Kind of want to go back. 558 00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:28.199 It makes me want to go back and Rewatch Dexter, but watch the first 559 00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:30.719 three just just fully. The first three seasons, though, because everything after 560 00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:35.960 that it's just wait. That last season's unwatchable. Have you ever seen Mitch 561 00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:40.960 mcconald's neck? That's what the last three seasons of fucking the last the last 562 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:45.119 three seasons of Dexter make the last season a game of thrones, like the 563 00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:50.920 first season a game of thrones. That's true. I keme on him. 564 00:41:50.960 --> 00:42:00.800 On Mitch mcconald's side, Miss mccon I mean the amount turtle jokes. They're 565 00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:04.920 coming to my brain, or it just I don't know. It's just looks 566 00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:07.440 like. I feel like if you would, I feel like if you got 567 00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:14.599 hit by a Gusta Wind, Mitch, Mitch mcconnald looks like if like if 568 00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:23.159 the Lorax was the villain. Miss mcconnald, Mitch mcconnald looks Linzey Graham and 569 00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:27.000 Mitch mcconall walk into a bar. No, wait, it's a gay bar. 570 00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.559 Miss Miss mcconal's he graham walk into a bar. Wait, it's not 571 00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:37.800 a bar's The dudes Dick, it's a Dost Dick. God, that's funny. 572 00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:42.000 Whenever Mitch mcconnald does a speech he has to have one of the other 573 00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:45.920 sign language people just for his neck. What is your obsession with his neck? 574 00:42:46.199 --> 00:42:51.800 It's not just looks a gobblers got. It's like the Turkey neck, 575 00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:55.079 the Turkey neck of do. Yeah, George Lucas has that. Yeah, 576 00:42:55.239 --> 00:43:00.639 George looks a big fucking neck. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, 577 00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:04.760 I feel like it. His neck. Could want run and win against him. 578 00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:07.000 You know what I mean? Like his neck is done for more, 579 00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:14.079 more, for KFC. We ever need the oil crisis gets any worse, 580 00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:16.360 we can just cut Mitch's neck and get some of the grease out of there. 581 00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:21.239 Yeah, probably that jokes sounded funnier in my head. It's why filled 582 00:43:21.320 --> 00:43:29.679 up with like nuts and fucking fill the busters. Mr mcconnald could's neck is 583 00:43:29.719 --> 00:43:35.920 bigger than the word fellabus. Understand he could get the word filibuster tattooed on 584 00:43:35.920 --> 00:43:42.280 his neck and still have plenty of room. That's a stupid and new new 585 00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:47.960 Roman, new time Roman. Mr McConnell's neck looks like what I imagine Barry 586 00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:52.960 Sanders Ball Sec looks like. Okay, Mitch McConnell, it's just a piece 587 00:43:53.000 --> 00:44:00.320 of shit. Ritch McConnell is a terrible human being. It's kindle's neck keeps 588 00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:05.320 on getting bigger's everything. It's the fucking, it's the amount of kids that 589 00:44:05.360 --> 00:44:07.880 should have been aborted. But we're also, God, did you have it? 590 00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:15.280 Oh my God, every time, every every time, every time a 591 00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:19.239 child is abandoned instead of a boarded, he is neck gets a little bit 592 00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:22.480 bigger. Yeah, by here his State to Mars mean as big as the 593 00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:29.960 White House is long. His neck has its own twitter feed, Mitch mcconnald's 594 00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:37.400 is his neck is verified on twitter. Okay, the Gobbler, Mitch is 595 00:44:37.480 --> 00:44:44.480 gobcom. Miss McConnell uses his loose neck skin to jerk off. Lindsay Graham, 596 00:44:44.519 --> 00:44:49.239 Oh God, calls it a neck job. It's called the Italian neck 597 00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:54.719 job, not Italian, I like. It's store like a whole bottom of 598 00:44:54.760 --> 00:45:01.039 Italian tristy. Still have room to toss this. Do you understand? Can 599 00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:07.840 Use it as a towel to dry the dishes. Yeah, what is a 600 00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:13.559 missing van? It's it's one of like drips during sex. It's like that. 601 00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:21.760 He's all sweaty above his wife and like just going at it like like 602 00:45:21.760 --> 00:45:24.960 like he would like he fought in Vietnam or something, and I saw sweaty 603 00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:30.599 and just dripping down his neck and like it just pulling out the very bottom 604 00:45:30.679 --> 00:45:35.599 and it just fucking Oh, we're there's a there's a legend that if you 605 00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:45.920 touch it you get three wishes to three part three pardons if you if you 606 00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:49.280 stroke, if you stroke it, you, you, you win three through 607 00:45:49.280 --> 00:45:53.320 swing states. It's Oh Jesus. He just says they're just grab my Guy 608 00:45:55.280 --> 00:46:00.400 Luck Ian in the eye, make our contact with me while you do what 609 00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:05.440 it like actually like he's a dire person that whenever you has sex, one 610 00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:10.679 of his eyes goes off. Whenever your Orgasms, his fucking net flops out 611 00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:16.639 like the like the fucking dinosaur, and fuckings are aunt. Well, they 612 00:46:16.719 --> 00:46:17.800 both spit acid. So