Morbius Bombed...Again

WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.520 --> 00:00:06.839 Well, meanwhile they rereleased Morbous in theaters and it made like three hundred thousand 2 00:00:06.879 --> 00:00:09.919 dollars. Oh, is that? I thought was less than that. Again, 3 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:12.720 the first day it made like eighty, but over the over the whole 4 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:16.079 weekend that it was out and made three hundred thou because somebody did a fucking 5 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:19.640 name. Yeah, somebody did a meme about it and it became really funny. 6 00:00:19.679 --> 00:00:22.000 So they were like well, fuck it, if we're still trending, 7 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:24.600 let's rerelease the movie. It's like, no, you don't understand why you're 8 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:29.120 trending. Yeah, you're trending because you're really suck more morbid time. Yeah, 9 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:31.399 so we got really that. It made like fucking it made nothing, 10 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:36.359 and I'm like cool, hope it was worth it. Welcome to the Basement 11 00:00:36.439 --> 00:00:40.799 Lounge. Grab a chair, grab a drink and settling. Let's have some 12 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:45.560 fun. Apparently somebody stole one of your jokes. Oh Yeah, so I 13 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:48.600 I'm not gonna get okay, I will tell you. I don't want any 14 00:00:48.679 --> 00:00:51.000 names or anything, but not going to do names. Yeah, it's I 15 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:52.960 see it. They still the face, but they don't. I'm Stephen. 16 00:00:53.119 --> 00:00:59.280 Yeah, I'm Kay Jeersey. Youre Watch Jack Whitehall, the British comedian. 17 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:03.119 Now he does this bit where he talks about how he was he got invited 18 00:01:03.159 --> 00:01:06.920 to host the the royal variety show, which is his big show they do 19 00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:10.680 every year over in England, and he's like, I brought my friend with 20 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:14.400 me and we're going to say that his name is we're going to say that 21 00:01:14.439 --> 00:01:18.239 his name is Dave because Netflix said I can't use his actual names for his 22 00:01:18.319 --> 00:01:21.560 netflix special. And he's making fun of him and about all this shit that 23 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:23.640 he pulled when they got to meet like the Royal Family. And then in 24 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:26.200 the middle of it he slips up and says the dudes real name and he 25 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:34.480 just freezes on stage. Now what, looking off the side of the stage, 26 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:38.439 like do I keep going? What's gonna Happen? And they netflix left 27 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:41.599 it all in. Yes, they left it off, but he's like, 28 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:44.280 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call him. And was his real name? 29 00:01:44.319 --> 00:01:48.560 I don't I didn't mean to call him Gabe. Gabe Johnson is start 30 00:01:48.599 --> 00:01:51.120 saying more and more. Was a this phone number. Is like he starts 31 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:53.560 saying more and more of his fucking information and Netflix just left the whole fucking 32 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:59.280 it. That's so fun buy. Yeah, but yeah. So, so 33 00:01:59.359 --> 00:02:01.799 somebody that you once performed with? Right, yeah, they well, so 34 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:07.000 I got somebody message me a tick tock and I was like Hey, no, 35 00:02:07.080 --> 00:02:10.199 I'm not trying to start shit, but heir, here's this. Yeah, 36 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:14.719 I was like at first I watched its like Oh, that's clearly like 37 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:16.159 a joke. I I like first our I was I've never met this guy. 38 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:21.719 Right. I thought my head like I've never met this guy whatever, 39 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:28.759 like parallel thinking, yeah, yeah, totally whatever. And then, like 40 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:31.759 I started thinking about it and I was like but I'm I did travel a 41 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:38.560 lot. And then, like, he did tell me that he's friends with 42 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:43.599 a couple. He falls a couple comics on tick tock that he also follows, 43 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:47.719 MMM, but they're dating comics. So I'm like, oh, that's 44 00:02:47.759 --> 00:02:53.240 weird. And I started looking at old flyers, old flyers and that type 45 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:58.319 of stuff. Couldn't really find anything, and his name popped up on something 46 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:01.280 that I was also on. So was like, Oh hmm, like I 47 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:05.879 just have a facebook. Anymore has on a facebook and I don't know how 48 00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:07.000 you need to have as. I don't think he had a facebook like on 49 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:12.520 the MMM. One thing Boze when I was in Michigan doing shows. I 50 00:03:12.599 --> 00:03:16.719 was like three or four years ago, I think, before covid got it. 51 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:22.719 It's I was like well, yeah, Lisa's jokes don't like and that's 52 00:03:22.719 --> 00:03:25.719 all was. Lary like well, did well for him. Yeah, it 53 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:29.400 is what it is. I mean it honestly, might he pie, and 54 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:32.919 I'm saying it could be one of two things. One he thought he came 55 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:37.000 up with it. It's been so long. Yeah, you know what I 56 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:39.960 mean that it's just kind of like, if anything, I'm not like trying. 57 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:43.319 I don't want to call him out either, just because of the fact 58 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:50.159 that it could be just because of that, like he he heard my joke 59 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:53.479 and it just got stuck in the back of his head. Yeah, and 60 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:57.599 M I just came out like the videos not old. Yeah, so it's 61 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:02.000 kind of like okay, yeah, I mean it's kind of an occu kind 62 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:08.199 of the occupational hazard what we do. Yes, you know, it's kind 63 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:11.159 of the risk you I mean it is kind of the risk you take telling 64 00:04:11.159 --> 00:04:15.399 your jokes on stage. Is Anything it's gonna you know, you just whoever 65 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:18.120 gets to the TV first gets it. Pretty much. I mean that's what 66 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:23.160 it's like. Yeah, that's like one of those things is literally whoever gets 67 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:26.360 on TV first kind of gets the type thing. It is fucking weird. 68 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:29.439 But I just think tick tock is honestly killing comedy in the way a little 69 00:04:29.439 --> 00:04:33.959 bit. Just just I'm common. So many people take people's like jokes and 70 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:36.959 like do videos about it. Oh yeah, I can't say how many videos 71 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:41.439 I see online that I'm like, that was a tweet I read online like 72 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:43.720 you, or that was a post on read it, or that was a 73 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:49.120 yeah, it's tick tock has there's parts of Tick Tock I like. The 74 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:53.000 comedy, quote, the quote unquote comedy side of Tick Tock I'm not a 75 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:56.160 big fan of anymore, as long as they used to be my comic. 76 00:04:56.240 --> 00:04:58.720 I'm not really Frim me and I done like a show with him too, 77 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:04.959 but we're friends on facebook. He has a tick tock. I gotta pull 78 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:11.199 it. It's so fucked up I feel bad. Actually feel bad for him. 79 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:14.439 It's even pull it up. Yeah, why can I get? What 80 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:17.199 the fuck am I so? I want to? I don't want to, 81 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:25.199 like, no, I'm not looking for this guy's name or anything. Just 82 00:05:26.959 --> 00:05:30.160 posted my shivery joke on tick tock and like clockwork, the first comments. 83 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:33.199 Somebody accused me of stealing my joke from a meme, the meme that I 84 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:38.720 made, which has my face on at nine separate times and as the added 85 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:46.079 bonus assistant at the comic and the meme had a better delivery. That's funny. 86 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:48.360 Yeah, but he's like hit me, like and he dear's another post. 87 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:50.839 I came amy is on a personal ors comedy pages. Another posts. 88 00:05:50.839 --> 00:05:54.759 She's like he stopped doing the jokes. People thought he's stole it. Yeah, 89 00:05:54.959 --> 00:06:00.519 but it's literally his meme. Yeah, that went viral. Yeah, 90 00:06:00.600 --> 00:06:03.720 and he just stopped doing it and so he thought enough time has passed. 91 00:06:03.879 --> 00:06:08.439 Yeah, I'll bring it back up and people stop accusing me of it, 92 00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:12.439 even though it's literally his joke. Yeah, because he thought it was it 93 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:15.879 might affect the way clubs looked at him and so forth. Right now, 94 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:19.120 I get it, but it's not something that we should have to be worrying 95 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:23.800 about. No, but then immediately post that video on tick tock in the 96 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:27.000 first comment was like and he was like, Jesus Christ, it's fucking ridy. 97 00:06:27.439 --> 00:06:30.560 And See, there's a difference between between that and like a few years 98 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:34.160 ago there was a guy posted a clip in one of the comedy groups I 99 00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:39.879 was. I was in of him doing a set and the whole joke that 100 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:44.720 was in the video was the Pablo Francisco Mexican girlfriend bit. Yeah, only 101 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:47.120 just changed to Hawaiian girlfriend, but the joke was word for word the same 102 00:06:47.759 --> 00:06:49.839 and I message that. I told the guy. I was like, dude, 103 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:54.240 like this is a complete fucking rip off of Pablo Francisco's bit, and 104 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.759 it's like, I've never even heard of him. That's not you're full of 105 00:06:56.759 --> 00:06:59.360 Shit. I wrote that. I was like this isn't parallel thinking, this 106 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:01.000 is word for word the same joke, and I posted a youtube clip to 107 00:07:01.079 --> 00:07:04.399 the to the joke, and he's like, well, that video says that. 108 00:07:04.439 --> 00:07:08.680 The that that was uploaded a year after this video. Is like, 109 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:11.360 okay, yeah, but the album is from one thousand nine hundred and ninety 110 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:15.079 seven, you twatt like. And then, like, his fucking girlfriends jumped 111 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:17.240 into his defense and I'm like, I understand, you got to stand by 112 00:07:17.279 --> 00:07:21.079 your man with your man's a joke thief like all, like Jesus Fuck, 113 00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:25.879 I've never even heard of Paublo Francisco. Oh Fuck you, yes, you 114 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:30.160 fucking have. Clearly, once I go see it like yeah, you barely 115 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:32.560 no one well enough to memorize is fucking joke, like it's a monolog for 116 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:39.639 a theater school audition. It. Yeah, word for fucking word. This 117 00:07:39.720 --> 00:07:43.279 one wasn't word for word as mine. It was really close, though, 118 00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:46.279 and I was just like yeah, but again, I'm of that mind of 119 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:47.720 like we were getting on like TV first, because I had one. I 120 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:51.000 used to do a better report security to date myself a little bit, because 121 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:54.720 it was when everybody was doing those joke. There was one that I did 122 00:07:54.959 --> 00:08:01.600 that I saw Larry, Larry Miller on TV doing it and it was like 123 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:05.319 almost the same thing. And it's all obviously I've never performed with Larry Miller, 124 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:09.240 so it's not like we've ever met in our lives. Maybe I've heard 125 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:11.720 this before and didn't remember it, or maybe it was just because it was 126 00:08:11.759 --> 00:08:13.279 close enough that I was like, I'm not going to do this anymore because 127 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:16.120 they're gonna Kum ripping off Larry Miller. I think a lot of times what 128 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:20.000 happens a comics. It's just even. It's not if it's word for where 129 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:22.439 you clearly kind of yeah, stole it, like no doubt my mind that 130 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:26.839 you stole it. Yeah, if you change like one or two words, 131 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:28.600 like just like the name, it's just if you change like the name of 132 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:33.200 something, yeah, like you sample Hawaiian or met. Yeah, that's yeah, 133 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:37.799 verbatim like this yeah, thing I think I'll what happens to a lot 134 00:08:37.879 --> 00:08:43.679 of comics is like you hear something like Oh, that's a funny joke, 135 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:46.320 laugh about it, but gets stuck in the back of your head and like 136 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:52.320 years later, oh I have this great idea and it's not verbatim, but 137 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:58.480 it's just like but it kind of like you tell you the joke almost kind 138 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:03.440 of put your kind of cadence on it. That makes any sense, it 139 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:07.840 does. Yeah, so I think happens. I think that happens like a 140 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:11.960 lot of comics. Happened to me the when I did fireworks the first time, 141 00:09:11.320 --> 00:09:15.720 the the whole already like a brother to someone else thing. There was 142 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:18.799 a guy in the audience that one of our local comics introduced me to, 143 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:20.480 and I think he was doing it to be a Dick, but whatever. 144 00:09:20.519 --> 00:09:24.960 He had a t shirt on with that same, almost the same exact fucking 145 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:26.759 joke on there and I was like, I've been telling this joke since I 146 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:31.200 was a fucking college, obvious Dunn and all, and that was in South 147 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:35.279 Carolina. I've obviously never met this guy before and I had reaching out to 148 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:37.200 the guy afterwards. I was like hey, man, so wan't you know, 149 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:41.399 like I wasn't. Just to be clear, like I've never heard of 150 00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:43.320 you, like I've never apparently he's a gout. You just make shirts and 151 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:46.200 sell them like that's cool. I've never I've been using this joke since fucking 152 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:50.399 two thousand and nine and he was cool with it. But the the local 153 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:54.360 comic in question, likes to bring it up every once in a while when 154 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:56.679 I see him and I'm like, go fuck yourself, dude. Like I 155 00:09:56.759 --> 00:10:01.120 had a guy when I was downside to try tocuse me ripping off a ripping 156 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:05.279 off Greig Garowldo at one point. But he was doing that more or less 157 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:07.639 because there were these two girls at the show you were at that he was. 158 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:09.080 He was hitting on both of them, which is sketchy to begin with. 159 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:13.200 And after the show I a I had a better show than he did 160 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:15.960 and be after the show they came to hang out with they came and sad 161 00:10:15.960 --> 00:10:18.039 at the table. I was sitting at the bar like I was sit outside 162 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:20.440 my fucking business. You two girls can sit down and start talking, because 163 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:22.679 I thought I was fucking funny. Will he gets all pissed off and comes 164 00:10:22.720 --> 00:10:26.720 over and starts trying to accuse me a stealing jokes and shit to make me 165 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:30.039 look bad in front of them. Jokes on him, though, because he 166 00:10:30.159 --> 00:10:35.720 ended up getting arrested for some me too shit. So yeah, fuck him. 167 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:41.039 You know, sometimes it feels like life really gives you the raw deal. 168 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:45.759 So give yourself some raw comfort in the form of edible cookie dough from 169 00:10:46.039 --> 00:10:50.240 dope. Dope is committed to reducing the stigmas around mental health and addiction recovery, 170 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:54.919 while making the world a little sweeter one spoonful at a time. 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So 180 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:48.440 I can find it here. Twenty one minutes is good. I've been having 181 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:52.039 a heart very emotional. Yeah, because he's from he's from there, didn't 182 00:11:52.039 --> 00:11:54.159 he? Yeah, yeah, I mean he brought up some stuff. I 183 00:11:54.240 --> 00:12:01.039 was like fuck what saw there were like and he's not like he just wants 184 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:05.720 better background checks and better all that type of stuff. Yeah, like he's 185 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:09.559 not like get rid of gun like type thing. Like, he's just like, 186 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:11.639 and that's the way he said. Something stuck on me to he is 187 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:13.879 like it's like a thirty minute speech. Yeah, I'm not going to play 188 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:18.200 the whole thing. He's had something he is like. I can't remember what 189 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:24.639 he he's basically is like, as a leader, do something out of humility, 190 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:26.720 not because you want to get reelected. Yeah, do it because it's 191 00:12:26.840 --> 00:12:31.200 right. Yeah, and I was like, yeah, it was good. 192 00:12:31.879 --> 00:12:33.600 It was really, really, really good. Oh yeah, I'LL WATCH IT 193 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:37.840 LA. It's a bunch of clips and stuff. Well, I saw there 194 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:41.440 were like for eight shootings or something like that over the weekend. Yeah, 195 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:46.200 that's a way see lunch in like a two day period is. It was 196 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:50.559 weird. But my thing is like mass shooting. Wise I know what they 197 00:12:50.600 --> 00:12:52.799 constitute. I'm at shooting. By how much of it is a guy going 198 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:58.679 like it's again sound really fucked up. I want to know the difference between, 199 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:01.960 like it's a fight or you know, I fought, fight broke out, 200 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:05.120 people got shot, or right, a guy goes into like a fucking 201 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:07.200 Wal Mart and just start shooting, you know. I mean there's a there's 202 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:13.240 as fucked up as there is a difference, because one was literally like pre 203 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:16.639 thought out type thing, the other most like a spur of the moment. 204 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:18.159 Like there was one that happened. I don't know if it was Friday. 205 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:22.360 I think it was Friday. I mean, well, the hospital thing, 206 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:24.799 yeah, like that. That was fucked. The hospital was fucked. There 207 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:30.480 was the one where it was a funeral. They were burying this guy who 208 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:33.159 had been shot and killed by the cops and somebody went and open fire on 209 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:37.919 the funeral and killed like five more people. Is Insane. It's it's I 210 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:41.080 didn't know. I did not hear about that one. What would happen? 211 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:43.480 I think it was like I think was Friday. It was let it was 212 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:46.360 like it was after we had done the show on two, because what day 213 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:50.039 did the hot hosspital when it did hospital and happened Friday to maybe our Thursday. 214 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:52.840 I didn't know that. I knew there's a ton of shootings, but 215 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:56.399 like my thing was I remember the hospital when I was like that's fucked up, 216 00:13:56.399 --> 00:13:58.879 because that guy like one in the kill. HMM, and like yeah, 217 00:13:58.919 --> 00:14:07.399 list of mass shootings, two thousand and twenty two. That's crazy. 218 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:16.240 Yeah, it's not on here. Shit, it's constant that this happened and 219 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:20.240 I remember hearing something about a funeral, but there's like so much stuff going 220 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:26.559 on. Yeah, yeah, it was Friday, Jesus, because Friday it 221 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:30.080 was. It was constant. They figure out they having a few piece of 222 00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:33.639 five people did thanks. So I'm pulling it up here. No, I'm 223 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:35.559 sorry, nobody died. Nobody died. That's probably why it's not on the 224 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:43.519 list. But yeah, Guy was being buried who had been killed by by 225 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:46.840 police and I don't know what the backstory on that isn't I don't really give 226 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:50.559 a shit. But but like, yeah, people were burying a loved one 227 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:52.320 and got shot at. Well, just like an Ireland. Yeah, how 228 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:56.799 many like fucking bombs go off in Ireland because of fucking the I air whatever. 229 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:00.159 Yeah, a funeral. I mean, come on, there's guy be 230 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:03.840 some suffer. Yeah, not even the fucking mafia would do that. So, 231 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:09.440 but like to put in contact. So June fourth Saturdays, past Saturday, 232 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:13.960 were one, two, three, four, five six seven shootings reported, 233 00:15:15.440 --> 00:15:18.480 and June five there were one, two, three, four, five 234 00:15:18.639 --> 00:15:22.200 six reported. Now, not all of these had deaths. Some of these 235 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:24.440 were small number. Some of these were kind of like you're saying. They 236 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:30.240 weren't like random acts of violence. It was like somebody it was. It 237 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:35.000 was personal. But the Chattanooga one is on here. Yeah, which then 238 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:39.200 that what was? What was that about? That was a nightclub in Chattanooga. 239 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:45.200 Two people were killed, twelve were injured. I was as end people 240 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:46.840 because last time I checked, that was no way died yet from that to 241 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:52.320 died. Looking for the hospital one. was that the one in I was 242 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:56.240 like four or five people, wasn't it? Look, I'm trying to find 243 00:15:56.279 --> 00:16:06.080 it June first, so that was Wednesday's the day after we recorded. was 244 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:14.799 where we had the hospital in Tulsa. Five people were killed and there was 245 00:16:14.879 --> 00:16:18.960 one yesterday in Salt Lake City. I don't know about that. I was 246 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:22.360 it was a this was a this was a fight at an apartment complex. 247 00:16:22.240 --> 00:16:26.320 See, I mean this is the list of just reported shooting. Because like 248 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:30.399 the yeah, because a mashy. I think it's like three more people. 249 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:33.600 Hey, it depends on where you are, but typically, they typically most 250 00:16:33.639 --> 00:16:37.639 places the average is for more people are shot, not even necessarily killed, 251 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:48.039 just shot, but I mean it's it's ridiculous. As of right now've 252 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:52.559 Aldi is revolved. However you pronounce that? I'm from probably pronouncing it wrong. 253 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:56.120 I Apologize. It's the highest of the year. It's almost like so 254 00:16:56.240 --> 00:17:00.360 much has happened you forget about Buffalo. I'm not forgotten about Buffal I know 255 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:03.639 something. I know it's hard to keep track sometimes. Yeah, yes, 256 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:10.759 like as I think what's making buffalo sit with me the way it is is 257 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:17.559 is the fact that he live streamed it and the the whole it just seems 258 00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:19.680 called so much civil happened between now and then that I have almost seems like 259 00:17:19.680 --> 00:17:22.519 I happened two years ago. That makes sense? Yeah, no, it 260 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:29.000 does. It's hard to I mean well, I mean I forget who I 261 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:32.960 was talking to about this, but when I remember in two thousand and twenty 262 00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:36.839 on the pandemic hit, I was I was trying to think back to like 263 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:47.920 when I had done a Valentine's Day special live stream, and that was in 264 00:17:48.119 --> 00:17:51.400 like February of that year. Yeah, and I felt like it was years 265 00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:53.920 beforehand because over the course of two thousand and twenty, with the pandemic going 266 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:57.680 into full gear, so much happened that it warped my sense of time and 267 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:02.279 it still has. There are so many things I try to think back on 268 00:18:02.359 --> 00:18:04.000 that I'm like that seems like it was so fucking along ago. Was Really 269 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:07.119 One. I know it is weird to think about. I was actually having 270 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:11.519 that at work the other day, Somebody's I came here, somebody said something 271 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:14.680 that happened. I was a cat. That was so loo. Not Really, 272 00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:17.799 it just happened during the pandemic. I was like, you're fucking all 273 00:18:17.880 --> 00:18:21.960 right, MMM, it's exactly what it is. Meanwhile, gas is up 274 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:25.680 to over five dollars a gallon in some places in Dayton five hundred and nine. 275 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:33.039 Yeah, right now. I think it's it's hilarious in a way, 276 00:18:36.279 --> 00:18:41.759 because it's not hilarious about but it's just like what's fun what I find funny 277 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:45.359 was I thought I was going to hit five dollar, five hundred and twenty 278 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:47.759 five by the end of the month. Like I thought I was going to 279 00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:52.519 hit between five high twenty five by the end of the month, not now, 280 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:55.960 seven days in. So then I'm like wow, so we're probably up 281 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:59.799 six to six, six twenty five by July. Fourth. Yeah, there 282 00:18:59.960 --> 00:19:03.640 was a bill that went before Congress that was going to super was going to 283 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:08.039 it was going to make this shit stop, and every every single Republican voted 284 00:19:08.039 --> 00:19:14.039 against it. But then a day later Ted cruises on twitter saying Biden ruin 285 00:19:14.079 --> 00:19:17.119 the economy because of how get expensive gases, and I was like, you 286 00:19:17.400 --> 00:19:19.960 literally voted down the bill that would have stopped this, you stupid fucking cock. 287 00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:22.519 Yeah, I kind of went off on Ted Cruis a good bit on 288 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:26.240 twitter last week because he was posting some stupid shit, like the shit of 289 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:33.519 him playing poker after the Valdi shooting and he was at like some like charity 290 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:37.000 poker game or some shit like that. And he was tweet tweet about how 291 00:19:37.079 --> 00:19:40.599 much he loves poker and how fun poker isn't it's like they haven't buried the 292 00:19:40.680 --> 00:19:44.960 children from the shooting yet, you asshole. You know, the the fucking 293 00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:52.359 the the NRA thing still took place it. Yeah, and the more we 294 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:57.119 find out about the Valdi shooting, the angrier I get, because we just 295 00:19:57.240 --> 00:20:02.000 keep learning more guid it about it. Like I'm it, I've gotten pretty 296 00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:06.799 pissed. I I don't watch a lot of it recently because I know the 297 00:20:06.839 --> 00:20:11.119 cost really didn't do shit. But then I saw the one guy part of 298 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:15.480 it where he was like he would. They kids are like yelling for the 299 00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:18.000 cops to come back, and they weren't, like you're like Jesus Christ, 300 00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:26.640 like yeah, and the one guy told us told his kids to pretend they 301 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:30.000 were asleep. Yeah, and I was just like what the fuck? Well, 302 00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:33.039 you hear about the one mom who says she's been getting threats from the 303 00:20:33.079 --> 00:20:36.319 cops round, but she's been speaking out. Oh really, she's been doing 304 00:20:36.519 --> 00:20:41.160 the one who was handcuffed, she's been doing a lot of speak, public 305 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:44.400 speaking about and the cops would basically saying, well, like you're you're embarrassing 306 00:20:44.440 --> 00:20:45.799 as you're making us look bad. Well, it's like, well then, 307 00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:51.359 you shouldn't have done what you fucking did. You're making you look bad. 308 00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:56.440 She's just calling attention to it. You Dick Whole exactly I got. Yeah, 309 00:20:56.519 --> 00:20:59.440 I know, it makes me look. Like I said, the more 310 00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:03.759 time that passes from vality, the more pissed off I get, because they 311 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:14.000 yeah, you know, sometimes it feels like life really gives you the raw 312 00:21:14.160 --> 00:21:18.559 deal. So give yourself some raw comfort in the form of edible cookie dough 313 00:21:18.920 --> 00:21:23.000 from dope. Dope is committed to reducing the stigmas around mental health and addiction 314 00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:27.599 recovery, while making the world a little sweeter one spoonful at a time. 315 00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:33.920 They've got flavors ranging from classics like chocolate chip and snickerdoodle to crazy concoctions like 316 00:21:34.039 --> 00:21:40.119 Brownie batter and Nitella Banana. 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I pusts on facebook. 325 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:30.200 Yeah, I am realize it in ties, like until the next Ay. 326 00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:36.000 And somebody, like a guy I work with, Drake. He was just 327 00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:41.279 like, I mean he snapped the kids necks just like, just just just 328 00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:44.680 just, you know, it's like, and now I that you completely forget. 329 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:48.000 He also just dragged a woman, yeah, behind him because, yeah, 330 00:22:48.279 --> 00:22:51.440 because he was like fuck it, he's so pissed. He's so pissed. 331 00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:53.440 He knows Obi Wan's there and he's like, Oh, I'm just gonna 332 00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:57.319 fucking I'm just gonna put the food fear God and everybody. Dude, that 333 00:22:57.480 --> 00:23:02.799 was like and that's I think that's why I like because like about star wars 334 00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:07.240 now is like the comics or whatever, the stories before. Yeah, the 335 00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:14.319 original trilogy. He's is, he's brutal, people are terrified of him and 336 00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:15.920 he's very like it's always be like brutal, he does even give a shit. 337 00:23:17.000 --> 00:23:18.480 He gets what, like you know. Yeah, and then and like 338 00:23:18.759 --> 00:23:23.160 the the originals, like you don't really see that. No, you never. 339 00:23:23.319 --> 00:23:26.519 You never really get. They don't. Then there's never the opportunity to 340 00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:29.960 see because, like at the very end, like he's he meets his son 341 00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:33.160 and like all that type of stuff too, and you don't see how brutal 342 00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:34.279 really is. Only time, the first time you ever see how brutal he 343 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:40.680 really is is in rogue one. You'll yeah, there's because that was that. 344 00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:44.119 And I will say there's the one part in a new hope where he's 345 00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:48.039 got the one soldier and he's not even force choking him, he's holding him 346 00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:52.359 by the throat with his hand, like but fuck fucking talk to me right, 347 00:23:52.440 --> 00:23:56.240 like he's so put but also because of what happens at the end of 348 00:23:56.359 --> 00:24:00.160 rogue one, you now get why he's so pissed off. Yeah, I'd 349 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:03.079 never you know, I remember put those two together. Ye's like, but 350 00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:06.519 he's pissed and you're like why is he so mad? Now I know why. 351 00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:11.279 But like what he does to get the OBI and like you like what 352 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.119 what the he just you really snap that kid's neck for like saying let go 353 00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:19.960 of my dad. Turns Out, first time he kills some kids he gets 354 00:24:21.160 --> 00:24:25.440 very addictive. I was I was like, Oh yeah, I was. 355 00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:29.480 Disney went dark that. The whole last like twenty minutes of that episode are 356 00:24:29.519 --> 00:24:33.480 straight fucking horror movie. It's so and it's so good. At when he 357 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:37.279 the just the shit that he is saying to Obiwan, just that like I 358 00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:40.680 am which you made me, you should have killed and then when he drags 359 00:24:40.759 --> 00:24:45.839 him through that fucking fire man, I was just like Holy Shit. Yeah, 360 00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:48.200 I was like I can't lose happening. Oh my God, it's so 361 00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:52.440 good. I can't wait for you know, Tomorrow's episode is recording is on 362 00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:56.799 Tuesday. No, you, I'd say, I cannot. The more I 363 00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:59.519 think about that, the more, Mike, I can't. He he choked 364 00:24:59.559 --> 00:25:02.000 that day. He Force choked that Dad, snap that kid's neck, drag 365 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:07.559 that lady. He would obi wan the suffer tremendously. Just dragged him through 366 00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:10.559 fire and I don't know what the fuck does. Were they set on fire? 367 00:25:10.680 --> 00:25:15.559 But just, Oh, oh my God, some I love it, 368 00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:18.599 I really do. And now apparently the rumor is that they I don't know 369 00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:21.039 how much of rumor this is true, but they maybe green lit it for 370 00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:25.160 a season two. I've heard that. I've heard rumors. I don't know 371 00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:29.880 how much water those hold. I really don't pay like a couple like places 372 00:25:30.160 --> 00:25:36.960 that are very like are also reporting. I very like. I can't reliable. 373 00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:40.880 Reliable also reporting the same thing. Yeah, I mean it's because, 374 00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:44.720 I mean, when you find out that this show has the number one most 375 00:25:44.839 --> 00:25:49.039 watch premiere of any Disney plus show, obviously the conversations going to be had. 376 00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:55.279 Yeah, but you've also got to be careful because there's only so much 377 00:25:55.400 --> 00:26:00.799 time between this show and rogue one. Yeah, and a new hope that 378 00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:03.279 it's like, okay, there's only so many stories we can tell. Yeah, 379 00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:07.400 the ideas that he is, he is an essentially supposed to be a 380 00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:14.039 hermit and be he can never form a bond with luke if he's never on 381 00:26:14.119 --> 00:26:17.599 tattooed to form a bond with him. Yeah, so, I don't know. 382 00:26:17.799 --> 00:26:21.400 I will see that. I guess it did like twenty four. Every 383 00:26:21.440 --> 00:26:30.400 episode's like every season's one day. Yeah, it's shows fucking ridiculous. Well, 384 00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:33.839 also, Miss Marvel starts tomorrow, yeah, which is going to be 385 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:38.799 weird and then I started watching the boys. The first three episodes dropped on 386 00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:42.160 on Friday. I know you're not even close to caught up. Did some 387 00:26:42.279 --> 00:26:48.920 makes. Let's somebody asshole Um did. They literally take what they but they 388 00:26:48.079 --> 00:26:52.680 took the ant me and Thanos idea, yeah, and took it to another 389 00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:56.680 level. It's okay at this point. By the time this comes out, 390 00:26:56.720 --> 00:26:59.640 the show been out for about a week now. Do you care if I 391 00:26:59.720 --> 00:27:03.000 tell you what happens? So, I mean it opens with them tracking down 392 00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:04.640 a guy by the name of termite who's basically an at man rip off. 393 00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:07.759 He can grow small and all that, and the whole thing is that they're 394 00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:11.359 working for the feds now and drying to track down these soups who were doing 395 00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:15.640 dirty shit. Will they go to a party where he's like Snorton coke, 396 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:18.680 shrinking down and fucking Barbie dolls while everybody, like you know, does shots 397 00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:21.880 and cheers him on? He's like, Oh, I made would make this 398 00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:25.319 better as if she had an actual vagina, because they they many his voice 399 00:27:25.319 --> 00:27:27.000 and everything. Yeah, so, so he's gay. So he goes into 400 00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:30.680 the other room with his boyfriend. There's Storton coke and his boyfriend goes, 401 00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:34.279 I want you inside me. So Oh now he like you know, drops 402 00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:37.759 trout. And then and then dude shrinks down on the table and he's walking 403 00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:41.359 our first I love that he has to like like lift his leg and let 404 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:44.359 climb over the mountains of coke, which are only just lines, but their 405 00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:48.119 stets out smally is and then something, there's something behind him and you can't 406 00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:49.240 see what it is because it's blurred and out of focus. And then, 407 00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:55.599 and then then it sharpens at it's the dudes Dick and he goes inside his 408 00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:59.240 fucking Dick. So we spend a couple of minutes inside this guy's Dick, 409 00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:03.799 watching him climb into his dick hole and while he's in there climbing around and 410 00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:08.359 tickling shitty sneezes, grows normal and explodes inside of his fucking boyfriend. Is 411 00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:11.839 that where you want? That's what you posted. What the fuck did I 412 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.000 just watch? Fifteen minutes into the first episode, I paused it and left 413 00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:18.119 the room. I was like, I need a minute, I need a 414 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:25.319 fucking minutes. After that, it's it is one of the because then at 415 00:28:25.359 --> 00:28:29.039 one point they catch him and he trying to escape. As we shrinks down 416 00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:30.240 and starts fighting every by you. When he's meeting, goes inside the one 417 00:28:30.279 --> 00:28:33.960 guy's pants leg and here I'm screaming. He's trying to go in my ass. 418 00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:41.480 That's funny. It I as soon as as soon as the image cleared, 419 00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:42.680 and I was like what the fuck the Oh, no, it's not. 420 00:28:44.319 --> 00:28:45.759 No, as soon as you figure out that's a Dick, you're just 421 00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:52.640 like, oh my God, they're gonna oh my fucking God. And when 422 00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:56.559 he when he has the sneeze, I was like why you, why do 423 00:28:56.640 --> 00:29:03.319 you know? No, it just it's and I was just like, oh, 424 00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:07.039 it's like the first time you see the dolphin seen in season one, 425 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:10.640 or the wail and season two, which, on the you've seen yet, 426 00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:12.920 but it's just it's just like and now it's kind of got me going like 427 00:29:15.319 --> 00:29:18.359 this is fifteen minutes into the first episode. The Fuck is gonna Happen? 428 00:29:21.079 --> 00:29:23.440 Cheese, and it doesn't slow down even for I mean like they it's it 429 00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:29.000 the first really gets powers the season right Kinda. Yeah, there's it's basically 430 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:32.880 it's a it's a serium that gives em powers like twenty four hours. Yeah, 431 00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:36.079 but it's the phray. They drop the first three episodes on Friday. 432 00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:37.640 They were so fucking good exces. I saw the one part where he beat 433 00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:41.559 the shit out of the one guy that actually shot. Is Basically lasered is 434 00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:45.319 lizards head in half and it's car yeah, yeah, I know, it's 435 00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:51.640 good. It's it's so good. Got Home Lander is completely just snapped in 436 00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:55.400 this in this season, is it? He has snapped and it is like 437 00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:59.680 give this guy every fucking award imaginable. He's so good. He's so fucking 438 00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:03.359 good, which is weird because in real life he's like this nerdy looking, 439 00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:07.359 soft spoken, like New Zealander. is He really yeah, like like they 440 00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:11.599 had like the cast sitting down for like a panel discussion. I was like, 441 00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.799 who's the fucking nerd in the glasses of it, because he got like 442 00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:22.720 Brown hair and show, who's the fucking shut the fuck up now. It's 443 00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:26.279 really good. And then I watched if you watch the Orville HMM, they 444 00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:30.480 put the first the first episode of the new season up on Hulu. It's 445 00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:33.440 really good. You can tell whulu throw a lot of money as Someth McFarland. 446 00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:37.920 It's got a huge budget. The CGI looks really good. Everything looks 447 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:41.880 really just meater and you can tell that this is the show Seth McFarland has 448 00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:45.519 been wanting to make, because it's not as there's almost no comedy in it. 449 00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:48.880 It's almost like a straight SCI FI drama. Really. Yeah, this 450 00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:52.079 is his love letter to Star Trek and I think Fox wanted it to be 451 00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:55.720 more family guy, family guy asks, which is why they market it's as 452 00:30:55.759 --> 00:30:57.920 badly as they did on Fox, because it's but this is all. There's 453 00:30:57.960 --> 00:31:03.359 a couple times where there's definitely some jokes, but it's an at the episodes 454 00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:06.759 like an hour in ten minutes and it's like almost totally like all drama shit. 455 00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:10.079 And they do attribute to Mor McDonald the beginning to because they said he 456 00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:12.640 recorded all his dialog before he died. HMM. So, yeah, I 457 00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:18.119 know it's it was really good. So I'm loving that shit exploding dicks. 458 00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:22.160 Well, dude, I and there's some shit with hole like in that the 459 00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:23.839 first episode. There's some shit with home lander later on. We're just like 460 00:31:25.880 --> 00:31:27.359 it. Saw The one part where you let the girl jump. Yeah, 461 00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:33.279 it's an episode two. Yeah, that's fucked. Episode one he basically gets 462 00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:41.279 his like girlfriend who's missing limbs and is burned on ninety percent of her body 463 00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:45.200 jerk him off to make him feel better. It's weird you have to watch 464 00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.759 these in two. He's because it's basically he's just mad because he's not the 465 00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:52.079 because he's not as popular as he used to be. Yeah, so she's 466 00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:53.359 all she's laying there in bed and she's loo, come here and make you 467 00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:56.440 feel better and like mid conversations, like I just understand people don't here. 468 00:31:56.440 --> 00:32:02.000 Here you go to people don't love me anymore. Like, who's this girlfriend 469 00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:05.359 in it? You know, mutiful season two? Okay, I gotcha. 470 00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:07.319 Yeah, me, it'll season two. It seems he's really fucking good. 471 00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:13.519 We met Jensen chols character in a flashback right now. He's fucking great. 472 00:32:13.559 --> 00:32:17.720 He's basically a Cathain America knockoff. Oh Yeah, soldier boy, it's really 473 00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:22.559 good. My favorite parts is just a knockoff of every Yoh yeah, if 474 00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:25.119 you go on like wickled on, like the Wikipedia for the show, the 475 00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:29.000 Wiki for the Fani Wiki for the show at list, like what what each 476 00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:31.319 character is a ripoff of? Like there's one in this season that's a ripoff 477 00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:35.160 of Scarlett, which there's one that's a rip off of like dead shot. 478 00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:38.920 There's one that's a ripoff of, like I said, Captain America Season Two. 479 00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:43.759 There's one that's a rip off of daredevil. I do know that one, 480 00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:45.720 yeah, because I think I think that scene got shown online. But 481 00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:50.359 I've watched, like I haven't a watch. I've watched part of season one. 482 00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:52.799 It's really good. Just I had it's like one of those things I've 483 00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:55.480 so many shows I watch and I have a kid, but it's like I've 484 00:32:55.519 --> 00:33:00.200 seen the one where homeland her like the daredevil one. We're just like hit's 485 00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:01.599 the guy in the ear, and they's like now he has no power. 486 00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:06.079 Yeah, now he's just a fucking blind guy. Yeah, that's fuck. 487 00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:09.000 I found some of the comics online. I've been reading them. They're even 488 00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:12.240 more fucked up in the show is, Oh yeah, and the most of 489 00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.279 the time they are. I mean it's crazy how fucked up there. Like 490 00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:22.880 the whole open the first episode where the deep makes starlight blow them to get 491 00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:24.119 into the seven and all that. Yeah, in the comics she has to 492 00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:29.279 basically let all the dudes in the seven. Fucker, she's Christ like. 493 00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:34.640 It's fucked. Isn't surpriary? Fuck, and then at one point they fake 494 00:33:34.839 --> 00:33:38.279 an alien invasion so all the soups can actually say they're going to space to 495 00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:42.440 fight these aliens. They go to a remote island and have a superhero orgy, 496 00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:45.640 like homelander lands, with no pants, as like let's all fuck, 497 00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:52.079 and supposedly that's coming this season and I'm just like, okay, Huh, 498 00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:55.359 not sure how we're going to pull that off, but fuck it. I 499 00:33:55.440 --> 00:33:59.640 watched a dude climbing side another dudes Dick and then exploding side of him. 500 00:33:59.680 --> 00:34:04.160 So it sky's a limit at this point. Sky Is the limit. It's 501 00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:07.440 fucking fun. I said, I did watch the final fiest storm front and 502 00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:09.800 all of them in season two. Oh, we're yeah, seen that. 503 00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:14.239 So the chick they're fighting with the electric powers, she's the one who's homelanders 504 00:34:14.280 --> 00:34:16.199 girlfriend. Okay, I got you. The like hate each other at one 505 00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:21.039 point, though, Kinda. Yeah, basically she's a Nazi, yeah, 506 00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:24.360 who's lived for like fucking ever. And Yeah, it's a whole thing because 507 00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:28.280 she's not dead. At the end of the she looks it's implied that she 508 00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:30.199 is, but when you see her show up in the beginning of episode season 509 00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:34.079 three, you're like, oh, she's alive. Yeah, okay, then, 510 00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:38.599 yeah, that's good. Shit I've especially I haven't laves, watched so 511 00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:42.440 many clips of it on Youtube. Oh yeah, because they don't. Doesn't 512 00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:49.760 say seekers stay secret for very long. Try think what else is fucking gonna 513 00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:53.639 be on sooner coming out of season four of prober cries out in October as 514 00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:58.400 a teen bur and I'm like super excited. Okay, yeah, I've heard 515 00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:00.119 you've never watched. I still haven't watched Cobra cry. Once I get done 516 00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:04.719 with all this other shit. It's one, because I I still don't watch 517 00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.480 season for Mrs Mazel. I still haven't watched Black Mirror. I still will 518 00:35:07.519 --> 00:35:12.960 never watch black mirror. No, yeah, it's no, yeah, it's 519 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.880 just higher. Two, Gotcha. I still watching umbrella. Look out of 520 00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:21.519 me. I stove and watched stranger things. Yes, I won't. I'm 521 00:35:21.559 --> 00:35:24.280 so far behind a stranger things. It's like, yeah, I've seen the 522 00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:27.880 first episode. That's it. Every season was great. It's just like I 523 00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:30.519 just like, I don't I came here. How far got in second season, 524 00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:31.559 but it's society. I only have so much time, even with all 525 00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:34.400 the free time I have at work now, I only have so much time 526 00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:36.320 of the day. So many shits, so many shows. I got a 527 00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:39.840 fucking watch. Have my parodies and right now it's just Obi Wan Hmm, 528 00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:45.159 and that's, yeah, literally my own priority right now. I'm literally waiting 529 00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:47.280 to Dr Train, just coming out on Disney plus, and of the monmenting. 530 00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:51.599 Yeah, twenty second so, Yep, and the month. Like I 531 00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:57.159 said, I'm as Marvel starts tomorrow and then thor comes out in July. 532 00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:04.480 I supposedly they're going to start shooting me Hershel has all it re Hershal all 533 00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:07.679 these blade movie this year and it's like, I also like it's almost like 534 00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:12.159 a chore now to Keep Up with them a little bit. Yeah, it's 535 00:36:12.199 --> 00:36:15.280 a lot. That's why I'm kind of not rushing to watch things anymore, 536 00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.559 because I'm like, I won't watch stuff when I'm ready to watch it. 537 00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:21.360 I'm not unless it's a movie that I really want to see. Like I 538 00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:22.480 really want to see doctor strange. I ran out and saw that as soon 539 00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:25.239 as I could. I really want to see Jurassic World Dominion. I'm going 540 00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:28.920 to go see it Saturday, probably, maybe Friday, but probably Saturday. 541 00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:31.880 But everything else it's like, if I'm not in a big rush to see 542 00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:36.519 it, it's gonna wait until I finish something else. Yeah, I got 543 00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:42.159 a bike room in the queue. No mins. Like I wanted to go 544 00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:45.719 see doctor strange and theater really bad, but I was just like it became 545 00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:47.719 a point twice. I don't even know how I'm going to have timing. 546 00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:51.400 Yeah, between everything. So I'm as I wanted to come out. This 547 00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:52.719 isn't Disney. In like like two days later I found out this name was 548 00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:55.119 really so on toy. I was like I could just fuck yeah, fun 549 00:36:55.199 --> 00:37:00.280 way. Well, meanwhile they rereleased more obious and in theaters and it made 550 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:04.320 like three hundred thousand dollars. Oh, is that? I thought was less 551 00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:07.280 than that. Again, the first day it made like eighty, but over 552 00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:09.960 the over the whole weekend that it was out and made three hundrederocause somebody did 553 00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:14.199 a fucking meme. Yeah, somebody did a meme about it and it became 554 00:37:14.320 --> 00:37:15.599 really funny. So they were like, well, fuck it, if we're 555 00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:19.079 still trending, let's rerelease the movie. It's like, no, you don't 556 00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:22.760 understand why you're trending. Yeah, you're trending because you're really morbid time. 557 00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:25.679 Yeah, so we got really that. It made like fucking it made nothing, 558 00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:30.519 and I'm like cool, hope it was worth it. Jesus, you're 559 00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:35.039 not trending because people like you're trending because your movie sucks. Yeah, that's 560 00:37:35.159 --> 00:37:37.519 fucking fun. It's made me laugh so fucking are. That's fucking funny, 561 00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:42.039 like rereleasing as film the theaters or some Shit you do for like endgame or 562 00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:46.239 Avatar, like the people really fucking want to see, not whatever the fuck. 563 00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:54.159 This is like the Old Dallas buyers club. That's what more Bodius is 564 00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:59.880 Dallas buyers club to yeah, you could. You could release the room in 565 00:37:59.960 --> 00:38:01.719 theaters right now. It would make more money than then. Oh, got 566 00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:05.800 more. I Bet that room would make twenty million. Would make it would 567 00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.880 make so much fucking money. Yeah, because it's it's it's such an experience 568 00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:14.559 of a bad movie that people love, just how bad that movie is. 569 00:38:14.760 --> 00:38:16.920 That movie is a meme, like the room is a meme. You know, 570 00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:22.239 they should fucking I wonder if they thought about doing it. Well, 571 00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:24.079 I mean that's why. That's how, that's how the disaster project got made. 572 00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:28.320 That's true. And that movie, for what it did and for what 573 00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:30.800 it wasn't, movie, crushed like it made so much money because people love 574 00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:37.199 that fucking story and they love to hate that movie. HMM, interesting me. 575 00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:39.400 Tommy was so still the ghost to fucking cons and should a buddy of 576 00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:43.519 mine was that in La he went to comma, one of the comic cons 577 00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:45.400 or something, and he was there, had a booth and you know, 578 00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:49.039 he went and like God is he had a copy of the script of the 579 00:38:49.119 --> 00:38:52.480 room and got it autographic and there was a line like people, that is 580 00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:55.440 so. Why is he so cus because Tommy, watch so is so fucking 581 00:38:55.599 --> 00:39:00.239 weird and people just can't get enough of how weird he is. It's like 582 00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:06.639 when he writes like George Lucas, right, George Lucas made star wars. 583 00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:08.639 Yeah, I did not hit a I did not. Oh, hi, 584 00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:15.400 mock. Yeah, that does my camel. Think about it. Think about 585 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:19.880 some. Think about some Anakin's dialog. I don't like sand. It's course 586 00:39:19.920 --> 00:39:23.480 and it's gets everywhere, and that's a time. He was so fucking life. 587 00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:28.920 I want someone to go and Redo all of anagan's dialog. Doing a 588 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:31.280 Tommy was so impression and let's see if it see if see how we get. 589 00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:37.119 And also, darth vaders also do not know the power of the dock 590 00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:45.880 side. Mock love a guide I'm luke. Stop using my real name. 591 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:55.480 Oh Shit, that's so good. Leiah, why are you saying her name 592 00:39:55.639 --> 00:40:05.159 as a character mock? I will fucking murder you. I am your I 593 00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:10.719 am your father. I am here, Father, I am why is he 594 00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:13.119 fucking her belly button? I don't se