June 9, 2022

Morbius Bombed...Again


Well, we hope it was worth it, Sony. Plus, the fallout from Uvalde continues. Also, 'The Boys' season premier may have broken us.

This week, Mike & Mike talk about:

  • 'Morbius' has dismal re-release weekend.
  • The situation in Uvalde isn't getting better.
  • The premier for 'The Boys' was a lot.

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WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.520 --> 00:00:06.839 Well, meanwhile they rereleased Morbous in theaters and it made like three hundred thousand 2 00:00:06.879 --> 00:00:09.919 dollars. Oh, is that? I thought was less than that. Again, 3 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:12.720 the first day it made like eighty, but over the over the whole 4 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:16.079 weekend that it was out and made three hundred thou because somebody did a fucking 5 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:19.640 name. Yeah, somebody did a meme about it and it became really funny. 6 00:00:19.679 --> 00:00:22.000 So they were like well, fuck it, if we're still trending, 7 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:24.600 let's rerelease the movie. It's like, no, you don't understand why you're 8 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:29.120 trending. Yeah, you're trending because you're really suck more morbid time. Yeah, 9 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:31.399 so we got really that. It made like fucking it made nothing, 10 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:36.359 and I'm like cool, hope it was worth it. Welcome to the Basement 11 00:00:36.439 --> 00:00:40.799 Lounge. Grab a chair, grab a drink and settling. Let's have some 12 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:45.560 fun. Apparently somebody stole one of your jokes. Oh Yeah, so I 13 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:48.600 I'm not gonna get okay, I will tell you. I don't want any 14 00:00:48.679 --> 00:00:51.000 names or anything, but not going to do names. Yeah, it's I 15 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:52.960 see it. They still the face, but they don't. I'm Stephen. 16 00:00:53.119 --> 00:00:59.280 Yeah, I'm Kay Jeersey. Youre Watch Jack Whitehall, the British comedian. 17 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:03.119 Now he does this bit where he talks about how he was he got invited 18 00:01:03.159 --> 00:01:06.920 to host the the royal variety show, which is his big show they do 19 00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:10.680 every year over in England, and he's like, I brought my friend with 20 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:14.400 me and we're going to say that his name is we're going to say that 21 00:01:14.439 --> 00:01:18.239 his name is Dave because Netflix said I can't use his actual names for his 22 00:01:18.319 --> 00:01:21.560 netflix special. And he's making fun of him and about all this shit that 23 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:23.640 he pulled when they got to meet like the Royal Family. And then in 24 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:26.200 the middle of it he slips up and says the dudes real name and he 25 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:34.480 just freezes on stage. Now what, looking off the side of the stage, 26 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:38.439 like do I keep going? What's gonna Happen? And they netflix left 27 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:41.599 it all in. Yes, they left it off, but he's like, 28 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:44.280 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call him. And was his real name? 29 00:01:44.319 --> 00:01:48.560 I don't I didn't mean to call him Gabe. Gabe Johnson is start 30 00:01:48.599 --> 00:01:51.120 saying more and more. Was a this phone number. Is like he starts 31 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:53.560 saying more and more of his fucking information and Netflix just left the whole fucking 32 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:59.280 it. That's so fun buy. Yeah, but yeah. So, so 33 00:01:59.359 --> 00:02:01.799 somebody that you once performed with? Right, yeah, they well, so 34 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:07.000 I got somebody message me a tick tock and I was like Hey, no, 35 00:02:07.080 --> 00:02:10.199 I'm not trying to start shit, but heir, here's this. Yeah, 36 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:14.719 I was like at first I watched its like Oh, that's clearly like 37 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:16.159 a joke. I I like first our I was I've never met this guy. 38 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:21.719 Right. I thought my head like I've never met this guy whatever, 39 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:28.759 like parallel thinking, yeah, yeah, totally whatever. And then, like 40 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:31.759 I started thinking about it and I was like but I'm I did travel a 41 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:38.560 lot. And then, like, he did tell me that he's friends with 42 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:43.599 a couple. He falls a couple comics on tick tock that he also follows, 43 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:47.719 MMM, but they're dating comics. So I'm like, oh, that's 44 00:02:47.759 --> 00:02:53.240 weird. And I started looking at old flyers, old flyers and that type 45 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:58.319 of stuff. Couldn't really find anything, and his name popped up on something 46 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:01.280 that I was also on. So was like, Oh hmm, like I 47 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:05.879 just have a facebook. Anymore has on a facebook and I don't know how 48 00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:07.000 you need to have as. I don't think he had a facebook like on 49 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:12.520 the MMM. One thing Boze when I was in Michigan doing shows. I 50 00:03:12.599 --> 00:03:16.719 was like three or four years ago, I think, before covid got it. 51 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:22.719 It's I was like well, yeah, Lisa's jokes don't like and that's 52 00:03:22.719 --> 00:03:25.719 all was. Lary like well, did well for him. Yeah, it 53 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:29.400 is what it is. I mean it honestly, might he pie, and 54 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:32.919 I'm saying it could be one of two things. One he thought he came 55 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:37.000 up with it. It's been so long. Yeah, you know what I 56 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:39.960 mean that it's just kind of like, if anything, I'm not like trying. 57 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:43.319 I don't want to call him out either, just because of the fact 58 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:50.159 that it could be just because of that, like he he heard my joke 59 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:53.479 and it just got stuck in the back of his head. Yeah, and 60 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:57.599 M I just came out like the videos not old. Yeah, so it's 61 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:02.000 kind of like okay, yeah, I mean it's kind of an occu kind 62 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:08.199 of the occupational hazard what we do. Yes, you know, it's kind 63 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:11.159 of the risk you I mean it is kind of the risk you take telling 64 00:04:11.159 --> 00:04:15.399 your jokes on stage. Is Anything it's gonna you know, you just whoever 65 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:18.120 gets to the TV first gets it. Pretty much. I mean that's what 66 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:23.160 it's like. Yeah, that's like one of those things is literally whoever gets 67 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:26.360 on TV first kind of gets the type thing. It is fucking weird. 68 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:29.439 But I just think tick tock is honestly killing comedy in the way a little 69 00:04:29.439 --> 00:04:33.959 bit. Just just I'm common. So many people take people's like jokes and 70 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:36.959 like do videos about it. Oh yeah, I can't say how many videos 71 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:41.439 I see online that I'm like, that was a tweet I read online like 72 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:43.720 you, or that was a post on read it, or that was a 73 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:49.120 yeah, it's tick tock has there's parts of Tick Tock I like. The 74 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:53.000 comedy, quote, the quote unquote comedy side of Tick Tock I'm not a 75 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:56.160 big fan of anymore, as long as they used to be my comic. 76 00:04:56.240 --> 00:04:58.720 I'm not really Frim me and I done like a show with him too, 77 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:04.959 but we're friends on facebook. He has a tick tock. I gotta pull 78 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:11.199 it. It's so fucked up I feel bad. Actually feel bad for him. 79 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:14.439 It's even pull it up. Yeah, why can I get? What 80 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:17.199 the fuck am I so? I want to? I don't want to, 81 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:25.199 like, no, I'm not looking for this guy's name or anything. Just 82 00:05:26.959 --> 00:05:30.160 posted my shivery joke on tick tock and like clockwork, the first comments. 83 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:33.199 Somebody accused me of stealing my joke from a meme, the meme that I 84 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:38.720 made, which has my face on at nine separate times and as the added 85 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:46.079 bonus assistant at the comic and the meme had a better delivery. That's funny. 86 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:48.360 Yeah, but he's like hit me, like and he dear's another post. 87 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:50.839 I came amy is on a personal ors comedy pages. Another posts. 88 00:05:50.839 --> 00:05:54.759 She's like he stopped doing the jokes. People thought he's stole it. Yeah, 89 00:05:54.959 --> 00:06:00.519 but it's literally his meme. Yeah, that went viral. Yeah, 90 00:06:00.600 --> 00:06:03.720 and he just stopped doing it and so he thought enough time has passed. 91 00:06:03.879 --> 00:06:08.439 Yeah, I'll bring it back up and people stop accusing me of it, 92 00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:12.439 even though it's literally his joke. Yeah, because he thought it was it 93 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:15.879 might affect the way clubs looked at him and so forth. Right now, 94 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:19.120 I get it, but it's not something that we should have to be worrying 95 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:23.800 about. No, but then immediately post that video on tick tock in the 96 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:27.000 first comment was like and he was like, Jesus Christ, it's fucking ridy. 97 00:06:27.439 --> 00:06:30.560 And See, there's a difference between between that and like a few years 98 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:34.160 ago there was a guy posted a clip in one of the comedy groups I 99 00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:39.879 was. I was in of him doing a set and the whole joke that 100 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:44.720 was in the video was the Pablo Francisco Mexican girlfriend bit. Yeah, only 101 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:47.120 just changed to Hawaiian girlfriend, but the joke was word for word the same 102 00:06:47.759 --> 00:06:49.839 and I message that. I told the guy. I was like, dude, 103 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:54.240 like this is a complete fucking rip off of Pablo Francisco's bit, and 104 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.759 it's like, I've never even heard of him. That's not you're full of 105 00:06:56.759 --> 00:06:59.360 Shit. I wrote that. I was like this isn't parallel thinking, this 106 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:01.000 is word for word the same joke, and I posted a youtube clip to 107 00:07:01.079 --> 00:07:04.399 the to the joke, and he's like, well, that video says that. 108 00:07:04.439 --> 00:07:08.680 The that that was uploaded a year after this video. Is like, 109 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:11.360 okay, yeah, but the album is from one thousand nine hundred and ninety 110 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:15.079 seven, you twatt like. And then, like, his fucking girlfriends jumped 111 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:17.240 into his defense and I'm like, I understand, you got to stand by 112 00:07:17.279 --> 00:07:21.079 your man with your man's a joke thief like all, like Jesus Fuck, 113 00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:25.879 I've never even heard of Paublo Francisco. Oh Fuck you, yes, you 114 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:30.160 fucking have. Clearly, once I go see it like yeah, you barely 115 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:32.560 no one well enough to memorize is fucking joke, like it's a monolog for 116 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:39.639 a theater school audition. It. Yeah, word for fucking word. This 117 00:07:39.720 --> 00:07:43.279 one wasn't word for word as mine. It was really close, though, 118 00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:46.279 and I was just like yeah, but again, I'm of that mind of 119 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:47.720 like we were getting on like TV first, because I had one. I 120 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:51.000 used to do a better report security to date myself a little bit, because 121 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:54.720 it was when everybody was doing those joke. There was one that I did 122 00:07:54.959 --> 00:08:01.600 that I saw Larry, Larry Miller on TV doing it and it was like 123 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:05.319 almost the same thing. And it's all obviously I've never performed with Larry Miller, 124 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:09.240 so it's not like we've ever met in our lives. Maybe I've heard 125 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:11.720 this before and didn't remember it, or maybe it was just because it was 126 00:08:11.759 --> 00:08:13.279 close enough that I was like, I'm not going to do this anymore because 127 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:16.120 they're gonna Kum ripping off Larry Miller. I think a lot of times what 128 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:20.000 happens a comics. It's just even. It's not if it's word for where 129 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:22.439 you clearly kind of yeah, stole it, like no doubt my mind that 130 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:26.839 you stole it. Yeah, if you change like one or two words, 131 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:28.600 like just like the name, it's just if you change like the name of 132 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:33.200 something, yeah, like you sample Hawaiian or met. Yeah, that's yeah, 133 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:37.799 verbatim like this yeah, thing I think I'll what happens to a lot 134 00:08:37.879 --> 00:08:43.679 of comics is like you hear something like Oh, that's a funny joke, 135 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:46.320 laugh about it, but gets stuck in the back of your head and like 136 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:52.320 years later, oh I have this great idea and it's not verbatim, but 137 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:58.480 it's just like but it kind of like you tell you the joke almost kind 138 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:03.440 of put your kind of cadence on it. That makes any sense, it 139 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:07.840 does. Yeah, so I think happens. I think that happens like a 140 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:11.960 lot of comics. Happened to me the when I did fireworks the first time, 141 00:09:11.320 --> 00:09:15.720 the the whole already like a brother to someone else thing. There was 142 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:18.799 a guy in the audience that one of our local comics introduced me to, 143 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:20.480 and I think he was doing it to be a Dick, but whatever. 144 00:09:20.519 --> 00:09:24.960 He had a t shirt on with that same, almost the same exact fucking 145 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:26.759 joke on there and I was like, I've been telling this joke since I 146 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:31.200 was a fucking college, obvious Dunn and all, and that was in South 147 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:35.279 Carolina. I've obviously never met this guy before and I had reaching out to 148 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:37.200 the guy afterwards. I was like hey, man, so wan't you know, 149 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:41.399 like I wasn't. Just to be clear, like I've never heard of 150 00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:43.320 you, like I've never apparently he's a gout. You just make shirts and 151 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:46.200 sell them like that's cool. I've never I've been using this joke since fucking 152 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:50.399 two thousand and nine and he was cool with it. But the the local 153 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:54.360 comic in question, likes to bring it up every once in a while when 154 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:56.679 I see him and I'm like, go fuck yourself, dude. Like I 155 00:09:56.759 --> 00:10:01.120 had a guy when I was downside to try tocuse me ripping off a ripping 156 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:05.279 off Greig Garowldo at one point. But he was doing that more or less 157 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:07.639 because there were these two girls at the show you were at that he was. 158 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:09.080 He was hitting on both of them, which is sketchy to begin with. 159 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:13.200 And after the show I a I had a better show than he did 160 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:15.960 and be after the show they came to hang out with they came and sad 161 00:10:15.960 --> 00:10:18.039 at the table. I was sitting at the bar like I was sit outside 162 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:20.440 my fucking business. You two girls can sit down and start talking, because 163 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:22.679 I thought I was fucking funny. Will he gets all pissed off and comes 164 00:10:22.720 --> 00:10:26.720 over and starts trying to accuse me a stealing jokes and shit to make me 165 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:30.039 look bad in front of them. Jokes on him, though, because he 166 00:10:30.159 --> 00:10:35.720 ended up getting arrested for some me too shit. So yeah, fuck him. 167 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:41.039 You know, sometimes it feels like life really gives you the raw deal. 168 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:45.759 So give yourself some raw comfort in the form of edible cookie dough from 169 00:10:46.039 --> 00:10:50.240 dope. Dope is committed to reducing the stigmas around mental health and addiction recovery, 170 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:54.919 while making the world a little sweeter one spoonful at a time. 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So 180 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:48.440 I can find it here. Twenty one minutes is good. I've been having 181 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:52.039 a heart very emotional. Yeah, because he's from he's from there, didn't 182 00:11:52.039 --> 00:11:54.159 he? Yeah, yeah, I mean he brought up some stuff. I 183 00:11:54.240 --> 00:12:01.039 was like fuck what saw there were like and he's not like he just wants 184 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:05.720 better background checks and better all that type of stuff. Yeah, like he's 185 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:09.559 not like get rid of gun like type thing. Like, he's just like, 186 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:11.639 and that's the way he said. Something stuck on me to he is 187 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:13.879 like it's like a thirty minute speech. Yeah, I'm not going to play 188 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:18.200 the whole thing. He's had something he is like. I can't remember what 189 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:24.639 he he's basically is like, as a leader, do something out of humility, 190 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:26.720 not because you want to get reelected. Yeah, do it because it's 191 00:12:26.840 --> 00:12:31.200 right. Yeah, and I was like, yeah, it was good. 192 00:12:31.879 --> 00:12:33.600 It was really, really, really good. Oh yeah, I'LL WATCH IT 193 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:37.840 LA. It's a bunch of clips and stuff. Well, I saw there 194 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:41.440 were like for eight shootings or something like that over the weekend. Yeah, 195 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:46.200 that's a way see lunch in like a two day period is. It was 196 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:50.559 weird. But my thing is like mass shooting. Wise I know what they 197 00:12:50.600 --> 00:12:52.799 constitute. I'm at shooting. By how much of it is a guy going 198 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:58.679 like it's again sound really fucked up. I want to know the difference between, 199 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:01.960 like it's a fight or you know, I fought, fight broke out, 200 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:05.120 people got shot, or right, a guy goes into like a fucking 201 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:07.200 Wal Mart and just start shooting, you know. I mean there's a there's 202 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:13.240 as fucked up as there is a difference, because one was literally like pre 203 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:16.639 thought out type thing, the other most like a spur of the moment. 204 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:18.159 Like there was one that happened. I don't know if it was Friday. 205 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:22.360 I think it was Friday. I mean, well, the hospital thing, 206 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:24.799 yeah, like that. That was fucked. The hospital was fucked. There 207 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:30.480 was the one where it was a funeral. They were burying this guy who 208 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:33.159 had been shot and killed by the cops and somebody went and open fire on 209 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:37.919 the funeral and killed like five more people. Is Insane. It's it's I 210 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:41.080 didn't know. I did not hear about that one. What would happen? 211 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:43.480 I think it was like I think was Friday. It was let it was 212 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:46.360 like it was after we had done the show on two, because what day 213 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:50.039 did the hot hosspital when it did hospital and happened Friday to maybe our Thursday. 214 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:52.840 I didn't know that. I knew there's a ton of shootings, but 215 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:56.399 like my thing was I remember the hospital when I was like that's fucked up, 216 00:13:56.399 --> 00:13:58.879 because that guy like one in the kill. HMM, and like yeah, 217 00:13:58.919 --> 00:14:07.399 list of mass shootings, two thousand and twenty two. That's crazy. 218 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:16.240 Yeah, it's not on here. Shit, it's constant that this happened and 219 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:20.240 I remember hearing something about a funeral, but there's like so much stuff going 220 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:26.559 on. Yeah, yeah, it was Friday, Jesus, because Friday it 221 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:30.080 was. It was constant. They figure out they having a few piece of 222 00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:33.639 five people did thanks. So I'm pulling it up here. No, I'm 223 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:35.559 sorry, nobody died. Nobody died. That's probably why it's not on the 224 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:43.519 list. But yeah, Guy was being buried who had been killed by by 225 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:46.840 police and I don't know what the backstory on that isn't I don't really give 226 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:50.559 a shit. But but like, yeah, people were burying a loved one 227 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:52.320 and got shot at. Well, just like an Ireland. Yeah, how 228 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:56.799 many like fucking bombs go off in Ireland because of fucking the I air whatever. 229 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:00.159 Yeah, a funeral. I mean, come on, there's guy be 230 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:03.840 some suffer. Yeah, not even the fucking mafia would do that. So, 231 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:09.440 but like to put in contact. So June fourth Saturdays, past Saturday, 232 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:13.960 were one, two, three, four, five six seven shootings reported, 233 00:15:15.440 --> 00:15:18.480 and June five there were one, two, three, four, five 234 00:15:18.639 --> 00:15:22.200 six reported. Now, not all of these had deaths. Some of these 235 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:24.440 were small number. Some of these were kind of like you're saying. They 236 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:30.240 weren't like random acts of violence. It was like somebody it was. It 237 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:35.000 was personal. But the Chattanooga one is on here. Yeah, which then 238 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:39.200 that what was? What was that about? That was a nightclub in Chattanooga. 239 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:45.200 Two people were killed, twelve were injured. I was as end people 240 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:46.840 because last time I checked, that was no way died yet from that to 241 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:52.320 died. Looking for the hospital one. was that the one in I was 242 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:56.240 like four or five people, wasn't it? Look, I'm trying to find 243 00:15:56.279 --> 00:16:06.080 it June first, so that was Wednesday's the day after we recorded. was 244 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:14.799 where we had the hospital in Tulsa. Five people were killed and there was 245 00:16:14.879 --> 00:16:18.960 one yesterday in Salt Lake City. I don't know about that. I was 246 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:22.360 it was a this was a this was a fight at an apartment complex. 247 00:16:22.240 --> 00:16:26.320 See, I mean this is the list of just reported shooting. Because like 248 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:30.399 the yeah, because a mashy. I think it's like three more people. 249 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:33.600 Hey, it depends on where you are, but typically, they typically most 250 00:16:33.639 --> 00:16:37.639 places the average is for more people are shot, not even necessarily killed, 251 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:48.039 just shot, but I mean it's it's ridiculous. As of right now've 252 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:52.559 Aldi is revolved. However you pronounce that? I'm from probably pronouncing it wrong. 253 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:56.120 I Apologize. It's the highest of the year. It's almost like so 254 00:16:56.240 --> 00:17:00.360 much has happened you forget about Buffalo. I'm not forgotten about Buffal I know 255 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:03.639 something. I know it's hard to keep track sometimes. Yeah, yes, 256 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:10.759 like as I think what's making buffalo sit with me the way it is is 257 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:17.559 is the fact that he live streamed it and the the whole it just seems 258 00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:19.680 called so much civil happened between now and then that I have almost seems like 259 00:17:19.680 --> 00:17:22.519 I happened two years ago. That makes sense? Yeah, no, it 260 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:29.000 does. It's hard to I mean well, I mean I forget who I 261 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:32.960 was talking to about this, but when I remember in two thousand and twenty 262 00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:36.839 on the pandemic hit, I was I was trying to think back to like 263 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:47.920 when I had done a Valentine's Day special live stream, and that was in 264 00:17:48.119 --> 00:17:51.400 like February of that year. Yeah, and I felt like it was years 265 00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:53.920 beforehand because over the course of two thousand and twenty, with the pandemic going 266 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:57.680 into full gear, so much happened that it warped my sense of time and 267 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:02.279 it still has. There are so many things I try to think back on 268 00:18:02.359 --> 00:18:04.000 that I'm like that seems like it was so fucking along ago. Was Really 269 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:07.119 One. I know it is weird to think about. I was actually having 270 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:11.519 that at work the other day, Somebody's I came here, somebody said something 271 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:14.680 that happened. I was a cat. That was so loo. Not Really, 272 00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:17.799 it just happened during the pandemic. I was like, you're fucking all 273 00:18:17.880 --> 00:18:21.960 right, MMM, it's exactly what it is. Meanwhile, gas is up 274 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:25.680 to over five dollars a gallon in some places in Dayton five hundred and nine. 275 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:33.039 Yeah, right now. I think it's it's hilarious in a way, 276 00:18:36.279 --> 00:18:41.759 because it's not hilarious about but it's just like what's fun what I find funny 277 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:45.359 was I thought I was going to hit five dollar, five hundred and twenty 278 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:47.759 five by the end of the month. Like I thought I was going to 279 00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:52.519 hit between five high twenty five by the end of the month, not now, 280 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:55.960 seven days in. So then I'm like wow, so we're probably up 281 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:59.799 six to six, six twenty five by July. Fourth. Yeah, there 282 00:18:59.960 --> 00:19:03.640 was a bill that went before Congress that was going to super was going to 283 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:08.039 it was going to make this shit stop, and every every single Republican voted 284 00:19:08.039 --> 00:19:14.039 against it. But then a day later Ted cruises on twitter saying Biden ruin 285 00:19:14.079 --> 00:19:17.119 the economy because of how get expensive gases, and I was like, you 286 00:19:17.400 --> 00:19:19.960 literally voted down the bill that would have stopped this, you stupid fucking cock. 287 00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:22.519 Yeah, I kind of went off on Ted Cruis a good bit on 288 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:26.240 twitter last week because he was posting some stupid shit, like the shit of 289 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:33.519 him playing poker after the Valdi shooting and he was at like some like charity 290 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:37.000 poker game or some shit like that. And he was tweet tweet about how 291 00:19:37.079 --> 00:19:40.599 much he loves poker and how fun poker isn't it's like they haven't buried the 292 00:19:40.680 --> 00:19:44.960 children from the shooting yet, you asshole. You know, the the fucking 293 00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:52.359 the the NRA thing still took place it. Yeah, and the more we 294 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:57.119 find out about the Valdi shooting, the angrier I get, because we just 295 00:19:57.240 --> 00:20:02.000 keep learning more guid it about it. Like I'm it, I've gotten pretty 296 00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:06.799 pissed. I I don't watch a lot of it recently because I know the 297 00:20:06.839 --> 00:20:11.119 cost really didn't do shit. But then I saw the one guy part of 298 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:15.480 it where he was like he would. They kids are like yelling for the 299 00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:18.000 cops to come back, and they weren't, like you're like Jesus Christ, 300 00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:26.640 like yeah, and the one guy told us told his kids to pretend they 301 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:30.000 were asleep. Yeah, and I was just like what the fuck? Well, 302 00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:33.039 you hear about the one mom who says she's been getting threats from the 303 00:20:33.079 --> 00:20:36.319 cops round, but she's been speaking out. Oh really, she's been doing 304 00:20:36.519 --> 00:20:41.160 the one who was handcuffed, she's been doing a lot of speak, public 305 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:44.400 speaking about and the cops would basically saying, well, like you're you're embarrassing 306 00:20:44.440 --> 00:20:45.799 as you're making us look bad. Well, it's like, well then, 307 00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:51.359 you shouldn't have done what you fucking did. You're making you look bad. 308 00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:56.440 She's just calling attention to it. You Dick Whole exactly I got. Yeah, 309 00:20:56.519 --> 00:20:59.440 I know, it makes me look. Like I said, the more 310 00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:03.759 time that passes from vality, the more pissed off I get, because they 311 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:14.000 yeah, you know, sometimes it feels like life really gives you the raw 312 00:21:14.160 --> 00:21:18.559 deal. So give yourself some raw comfort in the form of edible cookie dough 313 00:21:18.920 --> 00:21:23.000 from dope. Dope is committed to reducing the stigmas around mental health and addiction 314 00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:27.599 recovery, while making the world a little sweeter one spoonful at a time. 315 00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:33.920 They've got flavors ranging from classics like chocolate chip and snickerdoodle to crazy concoctions like 316 00:21:34.039 --> 00:21:40.119 Brownie batter and Nitella Banana. 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I pusts on facebook. 325 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:30.200 Yeah, I am realize it in ties, like until the next Ay. 326 00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:36.000 And somebody, like a guy I work with, Drake. He was just 327 00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:41.279 like, I mean he snapped the kids necks just like, just just just 328 00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:44.680 just, you know, it's like, and now I that you completely forget. 329 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:48.000 He also just dragged a woman, yeah, behind him because, yeah, 330 00:22:48.279 --> 00:22:51.440 because he was like fuck it, he's so pissed. He's so pissed. 331 00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:53.440 He knows Obi Wan's there and he's like, Oh, I'm just gonna 332 00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:57.319 fucking I'm just gonna put the food fear God and everybody. Dude, that 333 00:22:57.480 --> 00:23:02.799 was like and that's I think that's why I like because like about star wars 334 00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:07.240 now is like the comics or whatever, the stories before. Yeah, the 335 00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:14.319 original trilogy. He's is, he's brutal, people are terrified of him and 336 00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:15.920 he's very like it's always be like brutal, he does even give a shit. 337 00:23:17.000 --> 00:23:18.480 He gets what, like you know. Yeah, and then and like 338 00:23:18.759 --> 00:23:23.160 the the originals, like you don't really see that. No, you never. 339 00:23:23.319 --> 00:23:26.519 You never really get. They don't. Then there's never the opportunity to 340 00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:29.960 see because, like at the very end, like he's he meets his son 341 00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:33.160 and like all that type of stuff too, and you don't see how brutal 342 00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:34.279 really is. Only time, the first time you ever see how brutal he 343 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:40.680 really is is in rogue one. You'll yeah, there's because that was that. 344 00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:44.119 And I will say there's the one part in a new hope where he's 345 00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:48.039 got the one soldier and he's not even force choking him, he's holding him 346 00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:52.359 by the throat with his hand, like but fuck fucking talk to me right, 347 00:23:52.440 --> 00:23:56.240 like he's so put but also because of what happens at the end of 348 00:23:56.359 --> 00:24:00.160 rogue one, you now get why he's so pissed off. Yeah, I'd 349 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:03.079 never you know, I remember put those two together. Ye's like, but 350 00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:06.519 he's pissed and you're like why is he so mad? Now I know why. 351 00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:11.279 But like what he does to get the OBI and like you like what 352 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.119 what the he just you really snap that kid's neck for like saying let go 353 00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:19.960 of my dad. Turns Out, first time he kills some kids he gets 354 00:24:21.160 --> 00:24:25.440 very addictive. I was I was like, Oh yeah, I was. 355 00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:29.480 Disney went dark that. The whole last like twenty minutes of that episode are 356 00:24:29.519 --> 00:24:33.480 straight fucking horror movie. It's so and it's so good. At when he 357 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:37.279 the just the shit that he is saying to Obiwan, just that like I 358 00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:40.680 am which you made me, you should have killed and then when he drags 359 00:24:40.759 --> 00:24:45.839 him through that fucking fire man, I was just like Holy Shit. Yeah, 360 00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:48.200 I was like I can't lose happening. Oh my God, it's so 361 00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:52.440 good. I can't wait for you know, Tomorrow's episode is recording is on 362 00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:56.799 Tuesday. No, you, I'd say, I cannot. The more I 363 00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:59.519 think about that, the more, Mike, I can't. He he choked 364 00:24:59.559 --> 00:25:02.000 that day. He Force choked that Dad, snap that kid's neck, drag 365 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:07.559 that lady. He would obi wan the suffer tremendously. Just dragged him through 366 00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:10.559 fire and I don't know what the fuck does. Were they set on fire? 367 00:25:10.680 --> 00:25:15.559 But just, Oh, oh my God, some I love it, 368 00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:18.599 I really do. And now apparently the rumor is that they I don't know 369 00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:21.039 how much of rumor this is true, but they maybe green lit it for 370 00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:25.160 a season two. I've heard that. I've heard rumors. I don't know 371 00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:29.880 how much water those hold. I really don't pay like a couple like places 372 00:25:30.160 --> 00:25:36.960 that are very like are also reporting. I very like. I can't reliable. 373 00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:40.880 Reliable also reporting the same thing. Yeah, I mean it's because, 374 00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:44.720 I mean, when you find out that this show has the number one most 375 00:25:44.839 --> 00:25:49.039 watch premiere of any Disney plus show, obviously the conversations going to be had. 376 00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:55.279 Yeah, but you've also got to be careful because there's only so much 377 00:25:55.400 --> 00:26:00.799 time between this show and rogue one. Yeah, and a new hope that 378 00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:03.279 it's like, okay, there's only so many stories we can tell. Yeah, 379 00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:07.400 the ideas that he is, he is an essentially supposed to be a 380 00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:14.039 hermit and be he can never form a bond with luke if he's never on 381 00:26:14.119 --> 00:26:17.599 tattooed to form a bond with him. Yeah, so, I don't know. 382 00:26:17.799 --> 00:26:21.400 I will see that. I guess it did like twenty four. Every 383 00:26:21.440 --> 00:26:30.400 episode's like every season's one day. Yeah, it's shows fucking ridiculous. Well, 384 00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:33.839 also, Miss Marvel starts tomorrow, yeah, which is going to be 385 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:38.799 weird and then I started watching the boys. The first three episodes dropped on 386 00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:42.160 on Friday. I know you're not even close to caught up. Did some 387 00:26:42.279 --> 00:26:48.920 makes. Let's somebody asshole Um did. They literally take what they but they 388 00:26:48.079 --> 00:26:52.680 took the ant me and Thanos idea, yeah, and took it to another 389 00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:56.680 level. It's okay at this point. By the time this comes out, 390 00:26:56.720 --> 00:26:59.640 the show been out for about a week now. Do you care if I 391 00:26:59.720 --> 00:27:03.000 tell you what happens? So, I mean it opens with them tracking down 392 00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:04.640 a guy by the name of termite who's basically an at man rip off. 393 00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:07.759 He can grow small and all that, and the whole thing is that they're 394 00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:11.359 working for the feds now and drying to track down these soups who were doing 395 00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:15.640 dirty shit. Will they go to a party where he's like Snorton coke, 396 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:18.680 shrinking down and fucking Barbie dolls while everybody, like you know, does shots 397 00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:21.880 and cheers him on? He's like, Oh, I made would make this 398 00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:25.319 better as if she had an actual vagina, because they they many his voice 399 00:27:25.319 --> 00:27:27.000 and everything. Yeah, so, so he's gay. So he goes into 400 00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:30.680 the other room with his boyfriend. There's Storton coke and his boyfriend goes, 401 00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:34.279 I want you inside me. So Oh now he like you know, drops 402 00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:37.759 trout. And then and then dude shrinks down on the table and he's walking 403 00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:41.359 our first I love that he has to like like lift his leg and let 404 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:44.359 climb over the mountains of coke, which are only just lines, but their 405 00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:48.119 stets out smally is and then something, there's something behind him and you can't 406 00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:49.240 see what it is because it's blurred and out of focus. And then, 407 00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:55.599 and then then it sharpens at it's the dudes Dick and he goes inside his 408 00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:59.240 fucking Dick. So we spend a couple of minutes inside this guy's Dick, 409 00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:03.799 watching him climb into his dick hole and while he's in there climbing around and 410 00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:08.359 tickling shitty sneezes, grows normal and explodes inside of his fucking boyfriend. Is 411 00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:11.839 that where you want? That's what you posted. What the fuck did I 412 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.000 just watch? Fifteen minutes into the first episode, I paused it and left 413 00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:18.119 the room. I was like, I need a minute, I need a 414 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:25.319 fucking minutes. After that, it's it is one of the because then at 415 00:28:25.359 --> 00:28:29.039 one point they catch him and he trying to escape. As we shrinks down 416 00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:30.240 and starts fighting every by you. When he's meeting, goes inside the one 417 00:28:30.279 --> 00:28:33.960 guy's pants leg and here I'm screaming. He's trying to go in my ass. 418 00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:41.480 That's funny. It I as soon as as soon as the image cleared, 419 00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:42.680 and I was like what the fuck the Oh, no, it's not. 420 00:28:44.319 --> 00:28:45.759 No, as soon as you figure out that's a Dick, you're just 421 00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:52.640 like, oh my God, they're gonna oh my fucking God. And when 422 00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:56.559 he when he has the sneeze, I was like why you, why do 423 00:28:56.640 --> 00:29:03.319 you know? No, it just it's and I was just like, oh, 424 00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:07.039 it's like the first time you see the dolphin seen in season one, 425 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:10.640 or the wail and season two, which, on the you've seen yet, 426 00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:12.920 but it's just it's just like and now it's kind of got me going like 427 00:29:15.319 --> 00:29:18.359 this is fifteen minutes into the first episode. The Fuck is gonna Happen? 428 00:29:21.079 --> 00:29:23.440 Cheese, and it doesn't slow down even for I mean like they it's it 429 00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:29.000 the first really gets powers the season right Kinda. Yeah, there's it's basically 430 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:32.880 it's a it's a serium that gives em powers like twenty four hours. Yeah, 431 00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:36.079 but it's the phray. They drop the first three episodes on Friday. 432 00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:37.640 They were so fucking good exces. I saw the one part where he beat 433 00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:41.559 the shit out of the one guy that actually shot. Is Basically lasered is 434 00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:45.319 lizards head in half and it's car yeah, yeah, I know, it's 435 00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:51.640 good. It's it's so good. Got Home Lander is completely just snapped in 436 00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:55.400 this in this season, is it? He has snapped and it is like 437 00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:59.680 give this guy every fucking award imaginable. He's so good. He's so fucking 438 00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:03.359 good, which is weird because in real life he's like this nerdy looking, 439 00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:07.359 soft spoken, like New Zealander. is He really yeah, like like they 440 00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:11.599 had like the cast sitting down for like a panel discussion. I was like, 441 00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.799 who's the fucking nerd in the glasses of it, because he got like 442 00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:22.720 Brown hair and show, who's the fucking shut the fuck up now. It's 443 00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:26.279 really good. And then I watched if you watch the Orville HMM, they 444 00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:30.480 put the first the first episode of the new season up on Hulu. It's 445 00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:33.440 really good. You can tell whulu throw a lot of money as Someth McFarland. 446 00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:37.920 It's got a huge budget. The CGI looks really good. Everything looks 447 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:41.880 really just meater and you can tell that this is the show Seth McFarland has 448 00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:45.519 been wanting to make, because it's not as there's almost no comedy in it. 449 00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:48.880 It's almost like a straight SCI FI drama. Really. Yeah, this 450 00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:52.079 is his love letter to Star Trek and I think Fox wanted it to be 451 00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:55.720 more family guy, family guy asks, which is why they market it's as 452 00:30:55.759 --> 00:30:57.920 badly as they did on Fox, because it's but this is all. There's 453 00:30:57.960 --> 00:31:03.359 a couple times where there's definitely some jokes, but it's an at the episodes 454 00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:06.759 like an hour in ten minutes and it's like almost totally like all drama shit. 455 00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:10.079 And they do attribute to Mor McDonald the beginning to because they said he 456 00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:12.640 recorded all his dialog before he died. HMM. So, yeah, I 457 00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:18.119 know it's it was really good. So I'm loving that shit exploding dicks. 458 00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:22.160 Well, dude, I and there's some shit with hole like in that the 459 00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:23.839 first episode. There's some shit with home lander later on. We're just like 460 00:31:25.880 --> 00:31:27.359 it. Saw The one part where you let the girl jump. Yeah, 461 00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:33.279 it's an episode two. Yeah, that's fucked. Episode one he basically gets 462 00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:41.279 his like girlfriend who's missing limbs and is burned on ninety percent of her body 463 00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:45.200 jerk him off to make him feel better. It's weird you have to watch 464 00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.759 these in two. He's because it's basically he's just mad because he's not the 465 00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:52.079 because he's not as popular as he used to be. Yeah, so she's 466 00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:53.359 all she's laying there in bed and she's loo, come here and make you 467 00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:56.440 feel better and like mid conversations, like I just understand people don't here. 468 00:31:56.440 --> 00:32:02.000 Here you go to people don't love me anymore. Like, who's this girlfriend 469 00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:05.359 in it? You know, mutiful season two? Okay, I gotcha. 470 00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:07.319 Yeah, me, it'll season two. It seems he's really fucking good. 471 00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:13.519 We met Jensen chols character in a flashback right now. He's fucking great. 472 00:32:13.559 --> 00:32:17.720 He's basically a Cathain America knockoff. Oh Yeah, soldier boy, it's really 473 00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:22.559 good. My favorite parts is just a knockoff of every Yoh yeah, if 474 00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:25.119 you go on like wickled on, like the Wikipedia for the show, the 475 00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:29.000 Wiki for the Fani Wiki for the show at list, like what what each 476 00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:31.319 character is a ripoff of? Like there's one in this season that's a ripoff 477 00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:35.160 of Scarlett, which there's one that's a rip off of like dead shot. 478 00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:38.920 There's one that's a ripoff of, like I said, Captain America Season Two. 479 00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:43.759 There's one that's a rip off of daredevil. I do know that one, 480 00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:45.720 yeah, because I think I think that scene got shown online. But 481 00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:50.359 I've watched, like I haven't a watch. I've watched part of season one. 482 00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:52.799 It's really good. Just I had it's like one of those things I've 483 00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:55.480 so many shows I watch and I have a kid, but it's like I've 484 00:32:55.519 --> 00:33:00.200 seen the one where homeland her like the daredevil one. We're just like hit's 485 00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:01.599 the guy in the ear, and they's like now he has no power. 486 00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:06.079 Yeah, now he's just a fucking blind guy. Yeah, that's fuck. 487 00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:09.000 I found some of the comics online. I've been reading them. They're even 488 00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:12.240 more fucked up in the show is, Oh yeah, and the most of 489 00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.279 the time they are. I mean it's crazy how fucked up there. Like 490 00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:22.880 the whole open the first episode where the deep makes starlight blow them to get 491 00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:24.119 into the seven and all that. Yeah, in the comics she has to 492 00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:29.279 basically let all the dudes in the seven. Fucker, she's Christ like. 493 00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:34.640 It's fucked. Isn't surpriary? Fuck, and then at one point they fake 494 00:33:34.839 --> 00:33:38.279 an alien invasion so all the soups can actually say they're going to space to 495 00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:42.440 fight these aliens. They go to a remote island and have a superhero orgy, 496 00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:45.640 like homelander lands, with no pants, as like let's all fuck, 497 00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:52.079 and supposedly that's coming this season and I'm just like, okay, Huh, 498 00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:55.359 not sure how we're going to pull that off, but fuck it. I 499 00:33:55.440 --> 00:33:59.640 watched a dude climbing side another dudes Dick and then exploding side of him. 500 00:33:59.680 --> 00:34:04.160 So it sky's a limit at this point. Sky Is the limit. It's 501 00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:07.440 fucking fun. I said, I did watch the final fiest storm front and 502 00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:09.800 all of them in season two. Oh, we're yeah, seen that. 503 00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:14.239 So the chick they're fighting with the electric powers, she's the one who's homelanders 504 00:34:14.280 --> 00:34:16.199 girlfriend. Okay, I got you. The like hate each other at one 505 00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:21.039 point, though, Kinda. Yeah, basically she's a Nazi, yeah, 506 00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:24.360 who's lived for like fucking ever. And Yeah, it's a whole thing because 507 00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:28.280 she's not dead. At the end of the she looks it's implied that she 508 00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:30.199 is, but when you see her show up in the beginning of episode season 509 00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:34.079 three, you're like, oh, she's alive. Yeah, okay, then, 510 00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:38.599 yeah, that's good. Shit I've especially I haven't laves, watched so 511 00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:42.440 many clips of it on Youtube. Oh yeah, because they don't. Doesn't 512 00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:49.760 say seekers stay secret for very long. Try think what else is fucking gonna 513 00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:53.639 be on sooner coming out of season four of prober cries out in October as 514 00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:58.400 a teen bur and I'm like super excited. Okay, yeah, I've heard 515 00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:00.119 you've never watched. I still haven't watched Cobra cry. Once I get done 516 00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:04.719 with all this other shit. It's one, because I I still don't watch 517 00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.480 season for Mrs Mazel. I still haven't watched Black Mirror. I still will 518 00:35:07.519 --> 00:35:12.960 never watch black mirror. No, yeah, it's no, yeah, it's 519 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.880 just higher. Two, Gotcha. I still watching umbrella. Look out of 520 00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:21.519 me. I stove and watched stranger things. Yes, I won't. I'm 521 00:35:21.559 --> 00:35:24.280 so far behind a stranger things. It's like, yeah, I've seen the 522 00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:27.880 first episode. That's it. Every season was great. It's just like I 523 00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:30.519 just like, I don't I came here. How far got in second season, 524 00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:31.559 but it's society. I only have so much time, even with all 525 00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:34.400 the free time I have at work now, I only have so much time 526 00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:36.320 of the day. So many shits, so many shows. I got a 527 00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:39.840 fucking watch. Have my parodies and right now it's just Obi Wan Hmm, 528 00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:45.159 and that's, yeah, literally my own priority right now. I'm literally waiting 529 00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:47.280 to Dr Train, just coming out on Disney plus, and of the monmenting. 530 00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:51.599 Yeah, twenty second so, Yep, and the month. Like I 531 00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:57.159 said, I'm as Marvel starts tomorrow and then thor comes out in July. 532 00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:04.480 I supposedly they're going to start shooting me Hershel has all it re Hershal all 533 00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:07.679 these blade movie this year and it's like, I also like it's almost like 534 00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:12.159 a chore now to Keep Up with them a little bit. Yeah, it's 535 00:36:12.199 --> 00:36:15.280 a lot. That's why I'm kind of not rushing to watch things anymore, 536 00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.559 because I'm like, I won't watch stuff when I'm ready to watch it. 537 00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:21.360 I'm not unless it's a movie that I really want to see. Like I 538 00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:22.480 really want to see doctor strange. I ran out and saw that as soon 539 00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:25.239 as I could. I really want to see Jurassic World Dominion. I'm going 540 00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:28.920 to go see it Saturday, probably, maybe Friday, but probably Saturday. 541 00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:31.880 But everything else it's like, if I'm not in a big rush to see 542 00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:36.519 it, it's gonna wait until I finish something else. Yeah, I got 543 00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:42.159 a bike room in the queue. No mins. Like I wanted to go 544 00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:45.719 see doctor strange and theater really bad, but I was just like it became 545 00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:47.719 a point twice. I don't even know how I'm going to have timing. 546 00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:51.400 Yeah, between everything. So I'm as I wanted to come out. This 547 00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:52.719 isn't Disney. In like like two days later I found out this name was 548 00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:55.119 really so on toy. I was like I could just fuck yeah, fun 549 00:36:55.199 --> 00:37:00.280 way. Well, meanwhile they rereleased more obious and in theaters and it made 550 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:04.320 like three hundred thousand dollars. Oh, is that? I thought was less 551 00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:07.280 than that. Again, the first day it made like eighty, but over 552 00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:09.960 the over the whole weekend that it was out and made three hundrederocause somebody did 553 00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:14.199 a fucking meme. Yeah, somebody did a meme about it and it became 554 00:37:14.320 --> 00:37:15.599 really funny. So they were like, well, fuck it, if we're 555 00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:19.079 still trending, let's rerelease the movie. It's like, no, you don't 556 00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:22.760 understand why you're trending. Yeah, you're trending because you're really morbid time. 557 00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:25.679 Yeah, so we got really that. It made like fucking it made nothing, 558 00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:30.519 and I'm like cool, hope it was worth it. Jesus, you're 559 00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:35.039 not trending because people like you're trending because your movie sucks. Yeah, that's 560 00:37:35.159 --> 00:37:37.519 fucking fun. It's made me laugh so fucking are. That's fucking funny, 561 00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:42.039 like rereleasing as film the theaters or some Shit you do for like endgame or 562 00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:46.239 Avatar, like the people really fucking want to see, not whatever the fuck. 563 00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:54.159 This is like the Old Dallas buyers club. That's what more Bodius is 564 00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:59.880 Dallas buyers club to yeah, you could. You could release the room in 565 00:37:59.960 --> 00:38:01.719 theaters right now. It would make more money than then. Oh, got 566 00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:05.800 more. I Bet that room would make twenty million. Would make it would 567 00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.880 make so much fucking money. Yeah, because it's it's it's such an experience 568 00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:14.559 of a bad movie that people love, just how bad that movie is. 569 00:38:14.760 --> 00:38:16.920 That movie is a meme, like the room is a meme. You know, 570 00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:22.239 they should fucking I wonder if they thought about doing it. Well, 571 00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:24.079 I mean that's why. That's how, that's how the disaster project got made. 572 00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:28.320 That's true. And that movie, for what it did and for what 573 00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:30.800 it wasn't, movie, crushed like it made so much money because people love 574 00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:37.199 that fucking story and they love to hate that movie. HMM, interesting me. 575 00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:39.400 Tommy was so still the ghost to fucking cons and should a buddy of 576 00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:43.519 mine was that in La he went to comma, one of the comic cons 577 00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:45.400 or something, and he was there, had a booth and you know, 578 00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:49.039 he went and like God is he had a copy of the script of the 579 00:38:49.119 --> 00:38:52.480 room and got it autographic and there was a line like people, that is 580 00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:55.440 so. Why is he so cus because Tommy, watch so is so fucking 581 00:38:55.599 --> 00:39:00.239 weird and people just can't get enough of how weird he is. It's like 582 00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:06.639 when he writes like George Lucas, right, George Lucas made star wars. 583 00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:08.639 Yeah, I did not hit a I did not. Oh, hi, 584 00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:15.400 mock. Yeah, that does my camel. Think about it. Think about 585 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:19.880 some. Think about some Anakin's dialog. I don't like sand. It's course 586 00:39:19.920 --> 00:39:23.480 and it's gets everywhere, and that's a time. He was so fucking life. 587 00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:28.920 I want someone to go and Redo all of anagan's dialog. Doing a 588 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:31.280 Tommy was so impression and let's see if it see if see how we get. 589 00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:37.119 And also, darth vaders also do not know the power of the dock 590 00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:45.880 side. Mock love a guide I'm luke. Stop using my real name. 591 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:55.480 Oh Shit, that's so good. Leiah, why are you saying her name 592 00:39:55.639 --> 00:40:05.159 as a character mock? I will fucking murder you. I am your I 593 00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:10.719 am your father. I am here, Father, I am why is he 594 00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:13.119 fucking her belly button? I don't se