March 3, 2022

Russia vs. Ukraine


This week's episode is all about the Russia/Ukraine situation.

*This episode was recorded on Monday, 2/28. Some of our information may be out-of-date at the time of release.

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I don't know if I ever said, yeah, that Max always 18 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:30.879 last three years. Yeah, and guess what? We're right on track. 19 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:34.840 Yeah, we're right on fucking track, and everything's kind of like just wellkn 20 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:38.040 CDC said they're going to start rolling back mask mandates because the numbers are trending 21 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:42.920 down pretty steep. Yeah, it's like, yeah, perfect, as soon 22 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:46.040 as they and as the first thought was, I was like, Mike fucking 23 00:01:46.079 --> 00:01:49.400 called it. Yeah, it's always three years. Like fucking called it. 24 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:53.400 Yeah, we're and and plus I think everyone kind of realizes at this point 25 00:01:53.519 --> 00:01:59.840 to like, anyone who's gonna get vaccinated as vaccinated. It already. Anyone 26 00:01:59.920 --> 00:02:04.560 who's not vaccinated can't or isn't going to. Yeah, no, pretty much 27 00:02:04.719 --> 00:02:09.560 it's kind of. No, that's probably rawmist run its course as a yeah, 28 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:15.520 as a sickness at that point. Yeah, so you, I fucking 29 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:19.800 knew it. fucking knew it. Look, always it's just it's always three 30 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:23.120 years, depending like this shit, it's always three years. Somebody to pick 31 00:02:23.159 --> 00:02:30.080 up the phone because Mike fucking called it. Yeah, yeah, saw that. 32 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:32.439 And but you know, it couldn't be a better time, since apparently 33 00:02:32.439 --> 00:02:37.639 red dawn is happening and we're in need fucking world war three, fucking wild 34 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:43.800 welcome to the basement lounge. Grab a chair, grab a drink and settling. 35 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:46.120 Let's have some fun. It's not it. It's hard to really consider 36 00:02:46.159 --> 00:02:50.719 it a world war when it's like, okay, it's literally everyone against you, 37 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:54.120 dude. Well, you have to know it's just Ukraine against Russia, 38 00:02:54.280 --> 00:02:59.240 right, but like everyone's it's sorting your current look like like no one is 39 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:01.840 on his side, nobody in his country is on his side. That's that's 40 00:03:01.879 --> 00:03:06.199 the crazy part. It's like everyway's like. Well, like I tweeted, 41 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:09.360 I was like even FIFA. Yeah, sanctions and like, I don't know 42 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:14.560 if you know anything about they're one of the most corrolizations the entire work. 43 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:19.439 FIFA like makes the mob look like Barney and friends's like how much money they 44 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:21.960 take for like Oh, we'll do the work up here, and like I'm 45 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:25.680 like, they put sanctions again us. Oh Yeah, dude, John Alvers 46 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:29.560 like three episodes about FIFA. Oh really, because he fuck, he's like 47 00:03:29.560 --> 00:03:34.639 a big socker when he fucking rails FIFA constantly. They're there them the Olympics, 48 00:03:34.639 --> 00:03:37.759 Commission. Oh God, Olympics is bad. Yeah, like all those 49 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:42.080 made, like even they don't even the NFL's got nothing on these fucking guys. 50 00:03:42.199 --> 00:03:46.159 Yeah, like it's just I don't know, it's not. Obviously, 51 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:51.280 what war three, until other countries step in and do something, because Belarus 52 00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:57.599 is obviously joining the attack with Russia, because they use Belarus to get yeah, 53 00:03:57.639 --> 00:04:02.039 but other countries have to step in. But then Potin had that nuclear 54 00:04:02.280 --> 00:04:06.080 thing this morning. What was that? Say? Something about he debate, 55 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:09.879 not debating him. Of the words, I want to put the right word, 56 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:15.159 basically like hinting towards using nukes at some capacity. Oh, you got 57 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:18.360 to be fucking kidding me. But you know it's the when that's a bluff 58 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:23.399 or whatever. All the you with the uns already, like be BP is 59 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:28.439 pulling their shit out. Everybody, everyone, and everyone's stay're just gonna starve 60 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:30.480 Russia for money. At this point, I feel bad, like the promise. 61 00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:34.439 I feel bad for every civilian. Yeah, I actually feel bad for 62 00:04:34.519 --> 00:04:38.720 the army because, like, if you like, will get on twitter and 63 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:40.560 all that's I don't know how much, if it's real on twitter, but 64 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:44.199 a lot of I don't think realized they were like, if you start reading, 65 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:47.240 there really like there was a story about this. This mother of a 66 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:50.319 Russian soldier. He was like eighteen, nineteen years old, was like in 67 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:56.879 training. Yeah, she was texting him or whatever, asking because their dad 68 00:04:56.920 --> 00:04:59.040 wanted to send him like a care package or something. He's like, I'm 69 00:04:59.079 --> 00:05:02.839 not at the base. He's like, we're in the Ukraine's like, what 70 00:05:02.839 --> 00:05:05.519 are you talking about? He she's like, they mope. This is like 71 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:10.519 remasters. They mobilized US and sent us here, like we have no idea 72 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:13.040 why we're here. They just told us we're going to the Ukraine. Yeah, 73 00:05:13.279 --> 00:05:15.160 and he died the next day. She thought he died the next day 74 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:19.160 like that. They know this. The people who were there, like the 75 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:23.079 soldiers, they don't want to fucking be there now. They know, they 76 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:26.160 know what's wrong. They're there. You can see videos of them, like 77 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:30.639 any other war, if the civilians were given them the kind of Shit they're 78 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:32.639 getting, they'd be fucking shooting these people. They're just trying to calm down, 79 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:35.560 like the please, like please don't Askal like this. We don't want 80 00:05:35.600 --> 00:05:40.839 this to get yeah, like they're begging people, like please, let's just 81 00:05:41.079 --> 00:05:43.879 we don't want to be here either. Yeah, like it just you can 82 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:46.879 kind of like all the videos, like they're like why are we? And 83 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:48.639 it's a lot of what that said. They like they just mobili we thought 84 00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:54.000 this was they mobilized. It's like we're like what? Why? Why? 85 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:57.720 John Oliver talked to like the whole first half of the show last and I 86 00:05:57.800 --> 00:06:02.160 was talking about the Ukraine thing. Obviously lie and like the footagee they had 87 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:04.800 of like people in Russia. They just people in Russia who were like this 88 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:08.720 is fucked up. Like this one LA, one lady to talk to. 89 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:11.879 She's like my boyfriend lives in the Ukraine. Yeah, he's like he's like 90 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:15.319 my a long diasant relationship. I don't know if I'll ever see him again. 91 00:06:15.800 --> 00:06:19.800 And it's it's a complete and what was really telling was right before, 92 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:26.319 like a couple days before the strike happened, there's this there's this footage of 93 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:30.920 like Putin meeting with like the whatever, whatever their version of parliament, or 94 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:33.480 the senators over the fuck you call it, and one of his advisors was 95 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:36.759 just be really trying to talk him down. He's like no, we shouldn't 96 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:42.160 be even considering this. We should be negotiating. We should be, you 97 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:45.839 know, meeting with them. And you could see Pootin just starts fucking cutting 98 00:06:45.879 --> 00:06:48.040 him down in front of everybody and turns his kid into a fucking five year 99 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:53.079 old getting out that by his mom like it was. It was hard to 100 00:06:53.120 --> 00:06:57.759 watch because you could tell at you could tell in that moment the guy realized 101 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:00.959 there's nothing he could say or hey, something can stay here do and be. 102 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:03.680 This is the part where Pootin decides whether or not to have me killed. 103 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:06.360 Yeah, like, I wouldn't. He's like, if I push this 104 00:07:06.439 --> 00:07:12.680 further, I'm going to disappear. Yeah, it's sad, like all the 105 00:07:12.759 --> 00:07:15.040 videos are sad. Yeah, like, but then he here like people for 106 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:19.680 like people coming from different countries because, like, I guess the the president 107 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:23.160 of Yukrain, I can't pronounce his name, nor am I going to try 108 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:26.920 it announce his name, said that he's they're basically lifting visas, HMM A, 109 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:28.839 for foreigners to come in. If they want to fight, they can 110 00:07:28.839 --> 00:07:31.360 fight. At that point and you have a lot of people from a lot 111 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:36.120 of different countries like okay, because like every country pretty much hates Russia. 112 00:07:36.199 --> 00:07:40.959 said that, everybody's like, all right, let's do this. They're like 113 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:45.399 like major like Russian metal bands, who are like throwing shade at Russia, 114 00:07:45.560 --> 00:07:48.759 like fuck of the fuck our country man. They're like they're not. No, 115 00:07:48.759 --> 00:07:51.600 no one is on his he has nobody on his side. Well, 116 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:56.160 I was watching Inter of you except trump and tucker cross. Tell Him I 117 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:59.199 get the tough that that fucking viney. These a video. It was like 118 00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:01.680 they see you the next day, try to backtrack. Oh yeah, I 119 00:08:01.759 --> 00:08:05.360 was like they, but what's he done? As he called me a ray. 120 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:09.079 He hasn't called me a racist. He doesn't eat dogs. Why is 121 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:15.439 that? The Bar I was watching? I was watching interview, their interviews 122 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:20.360 some British people and they were actually going there and they're like, the guys 123 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:24.399 like him and his friends, like we're young, we got nothing else to 124 00:08:24.439 --> 00:08:28.040 do. We're young and we're able bodies. Since why we're going there? 125 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.279 Yeah, like just something like, I don't know, like to have the 126 00:08:31.440 --> 00:08:37.240 entire world against what you're doing and, like you said, even your own 127 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:41.000 people, because they've arrested like thousands of people for protesting, and clearly your 128 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:48.759 soldiers are like like why are you doing what you're doing? The best quote 129 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:54.840 I heard about everything I held the quote is but as reading stories was a 130 00:08:54.039 --> 00:09:00.879 soldiers don't start war. Old politicians start warms like that's so accurate, because 131 00:09:00.879 --> 00:09:05.519 it's whole theory is like he's got dementia of Parkinson's or something and it doesn't 132 00:09:05.519 --> 00:09:09.639 matter to him. No. Well, it's like he cues, he cannot 133 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:15.480 get over like the fall of the Soviet Union, the follow a kg he 134 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.679 wants to go back to the days of the KGB in the USS are. 135 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:22.480 I'M gonna happen there? It's he this. I was not a guy at 136 00:09:22.480 --> 00:09:24.440 work. I was like, I don't think this is gonna last very long, 137 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:30.960 but it's going to be ugly. Well, we're realistically like Russia's military 138 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:33.159 compared to Ukraine's. It should have liked should have been over with already. 139 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:37.679 Yeah, it's really weird that Yukran lasted so long, but I think it's 140 00:09:37.679 --> 00:09:41.639 partially because the fact of soldiers like I think they're I think they're halfassing it 141 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:45.000 on purpose. I could be, because they're like what like you see? 142 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:50.120 Yeah, me, like videos. I've seen it. Like obviously kill civilians, 143 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:52.000 get some Geneva Convention or whatever, data diet, but like videos, 144 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:54.519 are civilians? Like no, you can't come down and they just block the 145 00:09:54.519 --> 00:09:58.000 way and like they're fructure, like okay, and just turn around, like 146 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:01.480 because they know. It's like, why are the fuck are we here? 147 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:07.759 They're they're following their orders to the bare minimum, like if they are not 148 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:13.919 putting in a lot of effort to to do any harm, it's just well, 149 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:18.320 well, now, I that, I think one reason is I think 150 00:10:18.519 --> 00:10:22.840 Putin also one after the whole USS. Our thing so we can is he 151 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:26.320 never thought their president, Ukrane's president, not going to try to pronounce name 152 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:28.360 once again. Yeah, would be as like have a big of as a 153 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:33.120 backbone one. Yeah, at he would just want to folded because that's what 154 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:35.159 he's used to. He's used to people just folding and giving him what he 155 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:39.519 wants. And I didn't know that our present used to be a fucking actor. 156 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:43.120 Oh did he? He's be an actor. This is the wildest thing. 157 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:48.919 He's seen. A actor and a comedian's and I really heap and one 158 00:10:48.960 --> 00:10:52.200 of his things, he'd like one of the movies he did or movies or 159 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:56.960 TV show. He ends up becoming president of Ukraine because of a tirade he 160 00:10:56.039 --> 00:11:01.440 did that went viral. Somebody was recording it's our independence day, and then 161 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:07.200 it was just like some comedy and then he ends up getting elected as fucking 162 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:11.080 president. Really Love Ukraine. That's fuck. So nobody really toiled seriously. 163 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:13.120 And then when he came out with the leg I don't need a ride, 164 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:16.519 I need ammunition, and you're like, oh, he's was a lot that. 165 00:11:16.639 --> 00:11:18.960 A lot of those, a lot of their political leaders have just been 166 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:22.600 straight up arming up there, like you're seeing, like yeah, you seen 167 00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:26.759 all the video, like go fuck yourself. Yeah, we're gonna let you 168 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:31.639 fuck him. One of the there was a great video the Russian Ambassador in 169 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:35.799 Ireland was getting interviewed on the on this new show, and they can the 170 00:11:35.799 --> 00:11:39.639 anchor basically was like why should our country let you stay here at this point, 171 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:43.519 because they got because the ambassador was trying to talk down everything, trying 172 00:11:43.519 --> 00:11:48.559 to save as much face as he could for potent, and so the ancrow 173 00:11:48.639 --> 00:11:52.559 was like why, like why should our country even let you stay here anymore? 174 00:11:52.559 --> 00:11:54.159 And I swort of God. The guy goes that's a really good question. 175 00:11:56.440 --> 00:12:00.279 It's look really good. You say to that, uh, like what 176 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:03.600 how do yours? There's no good response that because you can tell, because 177 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:07.080 you can tell that this ambassadors not on board. Yeah, he's just doing 178 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:09.519 what he's supposed to do because, again, he doesn't want to disappear, 179 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:13.960 and he's just like, you know, what great question ask? Ask Your 180 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:18.320 leaders. They want me out. I'm out. It's fine, and it's 181 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:28.720 like, well, that's a toughie. I'm really good at whortle. Yeah, 182 00:12:28.879 --> 00:12:35.200 me too. I'm still undefeated. We hope you're all loving the show 183 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:37.039 so far. If you'd like to get more involved with us, chat with 184 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:41.080 us one on one and even become a card carrying member of the basement lounge 185 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:45.279 community, and that's not a joke, there's an actual membership card, then 186 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:50.200 please consider becoming a VIP over on our patreon. We've got three awesome tears 187 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:56.399 with lots to offer, including live hangouts, unedited episodes and, yes, 188 00:12:56.519 --> 00:13:03.080 an official membership card. Head on over to Patreoncom tbl pod to join today. 189 00:13:05.440 --> 00:13:07.360 Done of the stories? You don't know if they're real or fake or 190 00:13:07.399 --> 00:13:13.600 whatever. Well, there's the one that people are saying, is you saying 191 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.480 a stage, because it's like the missformer Miss Russia or something like that, 192 00:13:16.559 --> 00:13:20.360 and there's this picture of her like in jeans and all that, holding the 193 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:24.120 gun. But couple guys I know who are big gun enthusias. One of 194 00:13:24.159 --> 00:13:28.960 them teaches like history of war for first dude. He's like that's a pellet 195 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:31.960 gun. How was like, that is not a real gun. He's like 196 00:13:33.120 --> 00:13:35.960 he's like this. He's like, I appreciate the sentiment. And she might, 197 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:39.480 she might be actually fighting. That's not a real gun. Of that 198 00:13:39.559 --> 00:13:43.840 picture. Apparently that thirteen percent of their military's female, though. Yeah, 199 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:50.759 yeah, now you'll strangely progressive of them. Yeah, well, I got 200 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:56.480 like there's that one video or the recording where like the Russian warship, I 201 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:58.919 don't know if it's real. I think it's real, but the Russian warships 202 00:13:58.960 --> 00:14:03.200 on one of their islands, because there's an island outside of Ukraine, says 203 00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:05.120 hey, we guys need to surrender. Every seen this? Heard? Yeah, 204 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:09.720 yeah, so, I tell me, we'll fuck himself. Go Fuck 205 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:15.159 Yourself. There was a couple that they already disproved that they were able to 206 00:14:15.159 --> 00:14:18.320 put. There was about like, you know, footage of the soldiers going 207 00:14:18.360 --> 00:14:20.039 in and like fucking shit up, and they're like they were like, yeah, 208 00:14:20.200 --> 00:14:24.759 we got the video. This was filmed ten days before the attack. 209 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:28.000 There's the one that ghost if Kiv, which is a funny it was about 210 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:31.080 the other guys, the fighter pilot. I read that. I was like 211 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:33.960 no, that I was the first out. There's no way that fighter parts 212 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:37.559 shot down that many. But if that's true, yeah, that's Badass, 213 00:14:37.759 --> 00:14:41.320 actually true. That's your next president of the Ukraine right there. Obviously they 214 00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:43.120 found out was from like a flight simulator game. Like yeah, they the 215 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:46.000 video, one of the videos, by means just like, but it's a 216 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:50.120 kind of like I was thinking about that shit too. is like that's kind 217 00:14:50.120 --> 00:14:54.320 of like a different way of war also, and the sense at the winning 218 00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:58.480 the like the social media aspect of because you start reading that shit you like 219 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:01.919 and you're Russian. Yah, yeah, and you're like on the fence of 220 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:05.320 like, yeah, we're not fucking Winen, like it's the new propaganda. 221 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:09.320 Yeah, it's. Then it's memes with the new propaganda. Yeah, it's 222 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:16.720 we haven't had a we haven't had a war like this in the modern age. 223 00:15:16.799 --> 00:15:18.879 Really. We've had, you know, like the war in Iraq and 224 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:24.200 all that, but that was what we're Super George Bush came out and was 225 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:30.240 speaking out against what Russia did. Really, George W s like he literally 226 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:33.519 quote, a little quote. was like, you know, I do not 227 00:15:33.559 --> 00:15:37.440 condone the actions of a political leader invading a another country, for but everyone's 228 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:41.000 just kind of like not, not you, dude, know anyone else? 229 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:50.000 Not You. But what did you say? Rip, George, you sit 230 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:56.039 down. Sit Down, George, just just sit down. But we haven't 231 00:15:56.080 --> 00:16:02.679 seen this kind of like just brutality based war, you know, like this 232 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:04.320 in our time. Like this is, this is old school World War Two. 233 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:08.000 Shit right here. Well, they use a there barrack bomb. Today, 234 00:16:08.200 --> 00:16:11.559 the thermobaric barn't then they really they use the therm a baric yesterday, 235 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:18.759 today, Russia in he's apparently. So I don't know how you prove that, 236 00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:23.799 but apparently in the the those things, president Ukin's president said that you 237 00:16:23.960 --> 00:16:26.480 use one, and so I was like fucked. That's like that's like the 238 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:30.639 second worst new clear bomb. At that point. That's pretty fucking bad. 239 00:16:30.919 --> 00:16:34.039 Yeah, like that's that's one of those things you use when you're trying to 240 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:38.679 prove a point. M But all all this whole thing just feels like because 241 00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:41.159 it is. It's Pootin Dick Swinging. That's all it is. Yeah, 242 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:45.840 well, the I here's a thing. So I think what's what and put 243 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:49.440 himself on such a such a weird put not put himself in a corner. 244 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:52.759 If he kills you, came president. You came president entire as a martyr. 245 00:16:52.960 --> 00:16:57.919 MMM. And if he doesn't kill you, came president. The guy's 246 00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:02.120 a hero. Yeah, like you can't. When you you literally can't win. 247 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:04.960 There's there's no version of this where pootin comes out looking good. No, 248 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:10.200 absolutely not. Like he could. He could win tomorrow. He could. 249 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:12.599 He could take over the Ukraine and make it part of Russia tomorrow. 250 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:18.680 Again, no one's on his side. No, absolutely on his side. 251 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:22.599 His people are on his side, his probably military m I'd say pie seven 252 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:25.599 percent of military on his side. Are on a side at all. So 253 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:27.759 it's like one of those things. Is like you can't, like you're fuck 254 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:32.319 dude. Yeah, not only that, this and if you do take over 255 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:36.680 Ukraine, if you do, those sanctions aren't going anywhere. No, you 256 00:17:36.759 --> 00:17:40.039 know, you think you got it bad now. Yeah, Holy Shit, 257 00:17:40.440 --> 00:17:45.599 like you guys are fought and I feel bad for every single civilian. I 258 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:52.240 would not be shocked if other countries start like basically saying you're from Russia on 259 00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:56.680 him. Yeah, no, fuck it, go on and yeah, get 260 00:17:56.759 --> 00:18:00.440 out, you know, because that was going on a lot and you know, 261 00:18:00.599 --> 00:18:04.000 like the s and s and Russians were defecting left and right. It 262 00:18:04.200 --> 00:18:08.359 was your see a Moscow on the Hudson rub ways. Movie plays a Russian 263 00:18:08.640 --> 00:18:14.319 like trumpet player and like a Circus Orchestra and they come to America for tour 264 00:18:14.440 --> 00:18:18.000 of circus shows and he defects while he's there and it's a whole. It's 265 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:21.640 great fucking movie. He speaks nothing Abou Russian the first like forty five minutes 266 00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:25.960 of that movie. Oh Really? Yeah, but it's kind of the same 267 00:18:26.079 --> 00:18:29.000 thing. It's like we're going to start seeing a lot of defectors. Yeah, 268 00:18:29.359 --> 00:18:32.160 if that happens, anyway, if we get that far. I hope 269 00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:36.240 I don't get that far. I I'm never going to say never, but 270 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:40.079 I don't know. My gut feeling is just because of the way the world 271 00:18:40.319 --> 00:18:42.920 is right now. M Like I said, I don't think this lasts very 272 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:49.559 long, but it's it's going to be ugly. I my thing is, 273 00:18:49.839 --> 00:18:56.400 if it's health issues are true, he's to get the menshare, Parkinson's or 274 00:18:56.440 --> 00:18:59.920 whatever. That's what I feel. I fear the most is I killed but 275 00:19:00.039 --> 00:19:03.880 he doesn't get fuck about using nukes. You use the fucking bomb earlier today, 276 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:07.359 like you know, and give a shit at that point. You know, 277 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:11.039 it's just psych problem is, if it's new, diff a new goes 278 00:19:11.079 --> 00:19:14.960 off, oh my God, Oh, I know, everything in the world 279 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:18.680 will change a hundred percent, like hundred percent. Everything there will be. 280 00:19:19.200 --> 00:19:22.079 Well, Hey, these aren't the nukes, these aren't the World War Two 281 00:19:22.200 --> 00:19:27.880 nukes. Now these are. This is going to MC Nagasaki look like nothing. 282 00:19:27.960 --> 00:19:32.359 Yeah, I like, I just I keep on thinking about that and 283 00:19:32.720 --> 00:19:37.240 it bugs it bothers me. Yeah, well, right Pat's been on standby 284 00:19:37.400 --> 00:19:41.960 for days now. Well, yeah, I actually had to Google how far 285 00:19:41.279 --> 00:19:45.559 I am away from right pat because of yeah, because of a new clear 286 00:19:45.680 --> 00:19:49.319 tie. I like, what, what's the radius? I did do that. 287 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:53.759 Like do we you got dating was on like standing alert during the Cold 288 00:19:53.839 --> 00:20:00.079 War? Yeah, because that because of that. Yeah, so I get 289 00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:03.640 it. I didn't tell my wife about that, though, because like the 290 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:07.599 blast radius of things, like it's far, yeah, and then like it's 291 00:20:07.680 --> 00:20:12.960 after, like I'm like thirteen miles away after, like, which is kind 292 00:20:12.960 --> 00:20:17.599 of like far, far enough, away, but still really close. Yeah, 293 00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:21.279 like just like fuck, like, I don't know. They'll be fall 294 00:20:21.359 --> 00:20:29.119 out from it. Yeah, I don't know, it's IT'S A it's a 295 00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:34.480 fucked up time we live in right now. I only see one real way 296 00:20:34.640 --> 00:20:37.359 this ends, and I don't think I can legally say it on a podcast, 297 00:20:37.480 --> 00:20:45.640 so I won't. But yeah, yeah, it's that, or someone 298 00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:52.279 else does it. Well, it's somebody said the Ukrainian bassador on something, 299 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:56.799 Saddy is like he needs to they suicide's an option. HMM, he needs 300 00:20:56.839 --> 00:21:00.920 to do exactly what that guy did in her lynn, and I was like 301 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:07.119 God damn, like you're right. Or I think even Kim Jong ound's like, 302 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:11.440 you know what, Dude, dude, not worth it, not worth 303 00:21:11.480 --> 00:21:14.599 the dude, like I just I've never seen one. The thing is, 304 00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:18.079 I've you've really never seen a country like the entire worlds like united against pretty 305 00:21:18.160 --> 00:21:22.319 much one cause, which is really kind of weird. Even Hitler had allies. 306 00:21:22.559 --> 00:21:27.319 Yeah, and like even like like liberals and conservatives like yeah, we 307 00:21:27.480 --> 00:21:32.119 kind of have to like this isn't okay, guys. Yeah, like it's 308 00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:34.480 just like yeah, like they're everybody's on the same side on this. Yeah, 309 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:40.200 so fucking funny. It's so like, well, you just fucking picked 310 00:21:40.240 --> 00:21:44.039 on the wrong motherfuckers, I guess, except for Jina Corano. Let's she 311 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:47.759 say she made some fucking statement. How about she thinks this is all fucking 312 00:21:47.839 --> 00:21:52.759 hoaxed to she's like now that, now that the fear from the pandemics dying 313 00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:56.960 down, it's time for a new fear camp. I know she's a count 314 00:21:57.160 --> 00:22:00.240 she's a fucking kind of dude. Well, she can't get it. She 315 00:22:00.279 --> 00:22:04.960 can't get work now. So you know, she's fucking time. Yes, 316 00:22:06.119 --> 00:22:10.240 is a I cannot wait. Obviously they're always going to be people that are 317 00:22:10.640 --> 00:22:15.279 saying, oh, sure, hoax, but it's just like you watch his 318 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:18.519 videos and shit like that. Some of them are fakes and we're are older, 319 00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:22.680 but like some are real and you're like, Goddamn, like feel bad, 320 00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:29.160 like for all the people involved. Yeah, like there's no real winners 321 00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:34.960 here. HMM, it's just the friends you made along the way. That's 322 00:22:36.640 --> 00:22:40.200 so stupid. It's so funny. There's one thing you got to take away 323 00:22:40.200 --> 00:22:44.000 from this. Kids, you see that man of like Mala's hop cocktails they've 324 00:22:44.039 --> 00:22:48.440 made. Oh my God, it's it's it's fun. It's making me feel 325 00:22:48.519 --> 00:22:52.400 weird because I'm watching this show on Hulu called the great, okay, and 326 00:22:52.519 --> 00:22:57.839 it's about Catherine the great, okay, taken over season control of Russia from 327 00:22:57.960 --> 00:23:03.400 from Peter the Terrible. Yeah, and it's first of all, amazing show. 328 00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:04.759 If you haven't seen it two seasons, ten out of ten. Can't 329 00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:07.519 recommend it up, because Lud of the show is great. It's called the 330 00:23:07.640 --> 00:23:14.559 Great Asterisk, a sometimes true story, like it's kind of satire on the 331 00:23:14.640 --> 00:23:18.599 story. It's it's very fucking funny. It's really fucking funny. L fanning 332 00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:25.839 is amazing in it, but the whole premise of the show is like for 333 00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:27.920 the good of Russia, for the better men of Russia, to make Russia 334 00:23:27.960 --> 00:23:32.279 better place, and I'm like so weird time for me to watch these. 335 00:23:33.680 --> 00:23:38.680 Oh God, this is horrible. We always want you guys to be a 336 00:23:38.759 --> 00:23:42.039 part of the show, so join in on the conversation. All you got 337 00:23:42.119 --> 00:23:48.359 to do is head over to our website, www dottblpod dotnet, and you 338 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:52.160 can click on the blue microphone and leave us a voice message, which will 339 00:23:52.240 --> 00:23:56.480 respond to on the air. You can also use our website to access our 340 00:23:56.559 --> 00:24:00.279 official discord server and chat with us and all kind to other listeners just like 341 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:04.000 you, at any time you want once again. Head on over to our 342 00:24:04.039 --> 00:24:11.839 website, www dot tblpod dotnet. This see what pornhub did. Dude, 343 00:24:12.079 --> 00:24:17.279 PORNHUB, fuck it. You know it's bad too. Poor hub was like, 344 00:24:17.359 --> 00:24:19.680 you know what, fuck you, fuck you. If you're in run, 345 00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:22.359 like, if you're in Russia, you can't view porn hub and it's 346 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:26.000 just the picture of the Ukraine flag. And I'm like fuck yes, porn 347 00:24:26.079 --> 00:24:30.880 hub and an anonymous set up attacking there. And you know what, I 348 00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:33.240 usually don't root for anonymous, but when I saw the anonymous videos, like 349 00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:36.839 you know what, guys have fun. I still thinking to my head I 350 00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:38.400 was like before anonymous, like it was literally the day before. I was 351 00:24:38.440 --> 00:24:41.759 like, I feel like anonymous is probably gonna do something like hack their system 352 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:45.200 or something. Sure, Shit, they've been hacking like fucking everything. And, 353 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:48.400 like I said, nor normally I'm not a big Fan, but I'm 354 00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:51.440 like, you know what, anonymous, you've versus this one. Go nuts 355 00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:55.160 fun at porn hub and not. It's like the it's like somebody, what 356 00:24:55.319 --> 00:25:00.279 fucking year is this? Jesus Christ, it's like the avengers end game thing, 357 00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:03.880 Harry, he's like fucking coming out on your left. You got you 358 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:07.079 got low key teaming up with thor in the hulk to take down fucking Russian 359 00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:12.200 Fan Os. It's just, it is fucking it's insane. It I forgot 360 00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:18.079 about the fucking or thing. Showed my wife. That's just like what's porn 361 00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:22.119 now, said. She's like that's really funny. I like way second you 362 00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:26.920 look at porn hub, she's I was like, uh, that's just wonder 363 00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:37.160 why it was bookmarked and our fucking baby monitor now, WHO's Gary? Yeah, 364 00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:41.759 it was so wild, like so very wild and fucking porned up to 365 00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:44.039 that, anonymous to that, and you buy like all the we've seen the 366 00:25:44.119 --> 00:25:48.519 video of like the Jordan, the Georgian, I don't even how I pronounce 367 00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:53.839 it, Hmm, fuel tanker and then Russian tanks trying to Russian war. 368 00:25:55.359 --> 00:25:59.799 I don't know of Russian, just like boats trying to refuel and the guys 369 00:25:59.839 --> 00:26:06.519 like you from Russia like yeah, he's like, go fuck yourself. Well, 370 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:08.960 you see the thing with the Ukrainian lady with the sunflower seat's, Dude, 371 00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:14.640 hold some savage like put these sunflower seeds in your pockets so when you 372 00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:18.519 die you can fertilize some new sunflowers. But I'm like Jesus, that's the 373 00:26:19.079 --> 00:26:25.599 most savage fucking burns. Every night dad says to his kid really sound for 374 00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:29.400 the rest of their life. That's something that a dad from the fifty says 375 00:26:29.400 --> 00:26:33.359 to his kids baseball coach when he won't put them in like it's true, 376 00:26:34.079 --> 00:26:40.680 your kids from the Milkman. What the fuckly, Jill Biden was wearing I 377 00:26:40.759 --> 00:26:44.160 don't know how accurate like, if this is anything, I was just Coincidentali 378 00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:48.319 Body Jill Biden was wearing a jill was wearing a face mask with a sunflower 379 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:52.240 on it. Oh, really, I don't know if that was like because 380 00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:56.079 of that video. Seems Aloof enough that that could have been an accident. 381 00:26:56.240 --> 00:27:00.519 Yeah, like s she just she just seems like the kind of Nice Old 382 00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:03.839 lady that would wear a sunflower face mask. Yeah, by me. I 383 00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:08.079 saw the scepting my vials like God Day. But she is also savage enough 384 00:27:08.119 --> 00:27:11.559 that I could totally see her doing that. Like, either way, I'm 385 00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:14.559 just going to roll with everyone makes me. It puts me in a better 386 00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:17.240 mood. It just got I saw that video viral and I was like, 387 00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:22.279 yeah, that's soldier killed himself. Yeah, because the guys. You know 388 00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:26.119 what I'm now can't come back from this. Now, what I even do? 389 00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:27.319 What do I do? Like if I've been like, okay, so 390 00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:30.000 I can't put this in my report, I can't put this in my right. 391 00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:34.039 I've been literally checking it constantly, because it's like an hour type our 392 00:27:34.119 --> 00:27:37.839 base. If like checking what's going on every hour, there's something new coming 393 00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:41.480 up because they tried, they're trying to join, then all the shit we're 394 00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:44.079 talking about right now is going to be outdated as fuck by the time this 395 00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:48.519 episode comes yeah, like breaking Finland's announcing it's sending fifty thou five thousand lethal 396 00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:55.079 anti tank weapons to Ukrane. Oh, are you serious? Holy Shit. 397 00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:00.079 Disney becomes the first major Hollywood studio this spend all theatrical releases in Russia because 398 00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:04.559 the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine. Also, they pulled all their movies. Yeah, 399 00:28:07.400 --> 00:28:11.480 Holy Shit. It's already got its own wikipedia page. Tell you know 400 00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:15.640 something's a big fucking deal when it gets its own wikipedia page. Crazy do 401 00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:22.119 huh? Holy Shit. Yeah, Ukrainian president is a Lenski. Z alanski 402 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:26.799 signs the cree moving all these acquirements for any foreigner that wants to go to 403 00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:30.200 your crane to help fight the Russian invasion by joining its international legion. Me, 404 00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:36.720 it just JS this, but, to quote several friends of mine, 405 00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:38.880 I'm getting a little tired of living through like historical events. Dude, it's 406 00:28:38.920 --> 00:28:42.640 so fucking well, I'm so I'm tired of all these ones in a lifetime, 407 00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:49.759 out of things happening every fucking year in my lifetime like that. Is 408 00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:56.720 it to go from a pandemic to this? Well, I did have talks 409 00:28:56.759 --> 00:29:00.920 about cease cease fire to did they? Yeah, I honestly, what's thought 410 00:29:02.079 --> 00:29:04.279 was going to be like it? I had a feeling. All right, 411 00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:10.480 so, US Swiss impose new sanctions. This is from as of eight hundred 412 00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:15.799 eight five tonight, USA. Today, US Swiss imposed new sanctions on Russia. 413 00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:19.680 US expels Russians from the UN. Ukraine wants to join the EU. 414 00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:26.559 Holy Shit, Holy Shit, they get you backing. Yeah, that they'd 415 00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:30.720 filed it like immediately. Yeah, the trying to do it like a sap, 416 00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:34.160 and I'm sure this point the euse like, okay, but why not? 417 00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:37.880 If it'll piss off Pootin, we're finally the thing is, it's like, 418 00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:41.599 yeah, where about these bluff about nukes? It's one thing I got 419 00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:45.480 to worry about. We saw a thing where they've already were. Ukraine's already 420 00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:53.480 talked about their anti nuke whatever, the Global Shit Star Wars program whatever, 421 00:29:55.680 --> 00:30:00.920 I don't know, the GRUB GUP program now, this all starry because, 422 00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:04.400 like NATO reached out there thing about joinning NATO, and like really see that 423 00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:08.960 all was the way before they this goes back to like two thousand fourteen or 424 00:30:10.039 --> 00:30:14.440 some shit. It's been played vote Crimea than ever. Is like blaming like 425 00:30:14.519 --> 00:30:18.279 Biden, like or which is the dumbest thing ever. Like this has been 426 00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:22.920 planned for really long time. This dates back to like, like I said, 427 00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:26.799 probably like the Obama era, like I said, like two thousand and 428 00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:30.359 fourteen, two thousand and fifteen. Yeah, but whenever, whenever the CREMEA 429 00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:32.880 thing, yeah, happened, I think is when this pretty much goes back 430 00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:36.960 to. Now. It's like, well, rating reports. Was the reports? 431 00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:45.319 Forty Mile Long Russian convoy headed towards Caviv. It's on fattle. I 432 00:30:45.400 --> 00:30:48.240 don't know. That's all not there. If I'd account saying that. See 433 00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:56.920 New York Times last updated ten minutes ago. UN is looking for aid to 434 00:30:57.000 --> 00:31:00.279 help half a million people who have left the country. As attacks intensify. 435 00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:07.000 Delegations from Kiev in Moscow failed to make progress in Belarus, but more talks 436 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:11.640 are planned. It's great radio right here. So let's sitting here reading. 437 00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:15.400 I mean it just it is like an hourly type thing. You kind of 438 00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.799 have to yeah, I mean there's updates every hour, every fifteen minutes, 439 00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:23.519 some of these sources, because, I mean if you just Google Russia, 440 00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:27.200 Ukraine right now, all the all the live update stuff, USA Today, 441 00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:32.400 CNN, Washington host, New York Times, Wall Street Journal, it's all 442 00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:37.640 up here. It's fucking wild. We go from pandemic to it's not why. 443 00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:40.200 I mean it won't be. I just I do worry about the new 444 00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:42.920 thing. Yeah, to it can only comes to world war if everybody steps 445 00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:47.119 in on two other sides. How many in China has not really said anything 446 00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:49.079 either, like there's so they're staying the fuck out of this. But now 447 00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:52.400 that China is always kind of back to rush on Shit and China, I 448 00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:56.000 was like, well, whatever, the guys really were with you. But 449 00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:59.200 also, what do they have to benefit? No, that, no, 450 00:31:59.359 --> 00:32:04.599 they have nothing to benefit from any it's very they it's all very odd. 451 00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:07.960 It's very, very odd. The fact that he has so many civilians willing 452 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:12.519 to fight, though. HMM, I know they basically or not ordered by 453 00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:15.440 over told like if you're able body to fight, but you've had a lot 454 00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:19.319 of people come back to fight to where it's like he declared martial on you, 455 00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:22.640 curd. Did He? I have no idea. I wouldn't be surprised. 456 00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:28.279 It just I don't know. He dies, he's a martyr, he 457 00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:31.440 survives. He's the greatest. I don't know if their term limits are, 458 00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:36.319 but it'll can take it. He'll continue if they yeah, he'll continue to 459 00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:40.920 be president until he goes fullblown Rudy Giuliani and just goes crazy, dies, 460 00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:45.359 dieses hair, holds press convert us at a hardware store. Oh my God, 461 00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:51.440 it's the best fucking day of my life. Don't live, live along, 462 00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:55.759 see yourself become a villain. Really Gan A to a T. MMM 463 00:32:58.599 --> 00:33:04.759 God, remember when he ran try to run for president and like two thousand 464 00:33:04.799 --> 00:33:08.480 and four, I think it was, and he didn't get a single delegate 465 00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:14.000 on Super Tuesday. Yeah, because you're running off fucking nine hundred and eleven. 466 00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:15.839 Well, those are literally Joe Because Joe Biden was. It was in 467 00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:20.200 that race too, and he's like he only knows. He's like he's like 468 00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:23.359 drew do little June. He only knows. You know every sentence he speaks. 469 00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:27.759 You can expect three words, yes, and nine, hundred and eleven. 470 00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:30.640 It's true, that was all he did. This is your minds. 471 00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:37.400 You of that Episode Family Guy and eleven nine. But what are you gonna 472 00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:44.160 do about this? Eleven? Like, we've learned that Darth vader is working 473 00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:50.240 with the with Hitler and the Legion of doom to assassinate Jesus, and so 474 00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:57.519 we need to raise taxes and start throwing money at her. Fuck that. 475 00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:02.160 Have you wild to right? That's what we're we like, God damn, 476 00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:06.680 what our vader's real what I love, too, is then it cuts away 477 00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:09.480 to meanwhile, at the Legion of doom. Who spilled the beans on this? 478 00:34:09.760 --> 00:34:15.519 Solomon Grunde may have dropped the ball on this. Well, I fare 479 00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:21.280 at things is and as I as I undo Meg's bras strap, remember, 480 00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:25.119 meanwhile, Underneath Meg Griffins Bra yeah, yeah, that's it right there. 481 00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:29.320 God Damn, God damn,