May 19, 2022

The Buffalo Shooting


There was a horrific mass shooting in Buffalo, NY on May 14th that we take a closer look at. Then, to lighten the mood, we take a look at Christian Smalls' testimony before congress. Plus, we try to work out some new jokes.

This week, Mike & Mike talk about:

  • The mass shooting in Buffalo
  • Amazon Union President testifies before Congress
  • Mike Wells is having trouble writing relatable jokes

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I can 18 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:32.599 write about fucking a kid I thought was dead, right. I can't write 19 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:38.519 about being a father. That makes no fucking sense. I'm a father. 20 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:47.439 I have never fucked it death. I have no reference to that. Please 21 00:01:47.719 --> 00:01:49.439 let that be open up the show right, dead and there are you. 22 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:55.799 That's going to be the instagram player. Welcome to the Basement Lounge. Grab 23 00:01:55.840 --> 00:02:00.519 a chair, grab a drink and settling. Let's have some fun. I 24 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:04.920 guess would be remissed we didn't talk about the buffalo shooting. Jesus Christ, 25 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:08.439 you watch the video now? I accidentally saw it. Oh, that like 26 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:14.319 the body Cam live twitch stream is yeah, wait, the what? He 27 00:02:14.479 --> 00:02:17.400 live twitch the whole thing. He's been shut the fuck up. It's like 28 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:22.479 three minutes long. I completely I missed that, but I I can't, 29 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:25.199 can't watch that. I thought it was I thought I was gonna be a 30 00:02:25.319 --> 00:02:30.719 video, just a news, artic news video, right. So I thought 31 00:02:30.719 --> 00:02:32.520 it was just another new video. Something happen. It was on read it 32 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:36.639 right. So I was like, so, I've seen the first like couple 33 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:40.280 minutes as him just driving until he pulls up to the pulls out. I 34 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:43.759 don't know if you've seen that part, stops the car and now I haven't 35 00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:46.159 seen any video, and like he fires the gun and that's the sort of 36 00:02:46.159 --> 00:02:50.759 sauce right there. So I thought it was just a news article right about 37 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:52.599 it. So it's like, okay, let's watch this whatever. It's just 38 00:02:52.639 --> 00:02:57.120 buffalo shooting bubble blas's okay, and then I can watch as like it's the 39 00:02:57.159 --> 00:03:00.960 other part that you see him pull up. I like this videos like two 40 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:02.159 minutes long and I was like, well, or minute and a half long. 41 00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:07.800 I was like, what the this is a video. So he was 42 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:12.479 live streaming from himself while he was in the store shooting. Uh, Huh, 43 00:03:12.759 --> 00:03:15.639 fucking, what the fuck? So fucked up. It's really kind of 44 00:03:15.639 --> 00:03:19.400 weird and I don't know if it says a lot about like it really didn't. 45 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:22.879 Not that it's really fucked up, mind you. Yeah, but like 46 00:03:22.960 --> 00:03:25.560 I wasn't like one of this. I was like, oh my coun try, 47 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:28.639 I fegeret how I want to wear the well, you weren't. It 48 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:31.560 didn't shock you. No, I wasn't shocked because, like I knew what 49 00:03:31.639 --> 00:03:38.759 happened. Yeah, completely fucked up, but I was just like Jesus. 50 00:03:38.879 --> 00:03:40.879 Well, I mean like when I was working at the new station, when 51 00:03:40.879 --> 00:03:44.680 we would hear about one of these, it would get to the point where 52 00:03:44.680 --> 00:03:46.960 I would just be like I was just kind of roll my eyes, like 53 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:53.599 another one, because they were happening so often. Or when somebody would say, 54 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:54.719 like you remember, Oh yeah, yeah, that one shooting, I 55 00:03:54.719 --> 00:03:58.280 have to say, like which one? Yeah, I don't know. I 56 00:03:58.319 --> 00:04:05.000 mean here's so the guy gets out immediately, fucking I'm shoot, shoots. 57 00:04:05.159 --> 00:04:08.120 Huh, I'm not looking it up, I'm just trying to get some out 58 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:12.280 the no good hold up. Like shoots. The first person shoots at one 59 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:14.560 person, like right in front of him, pretty much, probably ten feet 60 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:17.519 away. She drops. Oh my God, I cheat. And then he 61 00:04:17.639 --> 00:04:21.040 ends up shooting a like on the side of the car, like and I 62 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:25.040 don't know what happened to that guy. But they also fires like in front. 63 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:29.240 There's two people in front by the door and like drop heat hits both 64 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:31.600 of them was in the store, outside of the stores, said, outside 65 00:04:31.600 --> 00:04:34.519 of the store, right outside of the still shooting in the window. Okay, 66 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:38.160 and then as he's walking up to the people he just shot, he 67 00:04:38.279 --> 00:04:41.720 just shoots another one. It's already on the ground, not moving. Shoots 68 00:04:41.839 --> 00:04:46.600 shoots that person in the head. Like you like Jesus, Oh my God, 69 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:51.040 walks in two people like on the ground, like covered, like not 70 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:56.839 not hit right, but hiding. Yeah, because he shot to the window, 71 00:04:57.079 --> 00:05:00.120 comes in there, shoots them both. I was just like, so 72 00:05:00.199 --> 00:05:01.800 he was just doubled. Happen? He was just any if he saw a 73 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:04.360 body, he was shooting. Here's are gets. Really, it's so fucked 74 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:08.279 UH. That's this is actually the part it bug me. Okay, parts 75 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:15.720 above me. So, like he hits the two people and then like there's 76 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:17.279 basically a Gondola, you know again, dolt. Yes, yeah, so 77 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:23.240 then he goes up to the Gondola and reloads and then there's this lady. 78 00:05:23.319 --> 00:05:25.959 She's literally laying there, the one person she shot laying there. Yeah, 79 00:05:25.959 --> 00:05:29.279 and she's not moving. He shoots her in the head. She's already down 80 00:05:29.319 --> 00:05:33.120 and shot shot in their head again. I was like, what the fuck? 81 00:05:34.519 --> 00:05:38.839 That's the part that really freaked like bug, I guess. At that 82 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:41.800 part bug makes I was like what are you trying to Pruit? Like, 83 00:05:42.360 --> 00:05:45.839 what are you doing right, like your pet, like you're a piece of 84 00:05:45.839 --> 00:05:46.759 shit. Human before. What, like, what more do you have to 85 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:53.079 do for that? Like what more, like you've already like why he like, 86 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:56.920 like he he wanted to make sure they were dead. This we're get 87 00:05:56.959 --> 00:06:00.600 see more fucked up. Also, like, Um, he goes down and 88 00:06:00.720 --> 00:06:03.519 the twit stream kind of freezes for a second, so you don't really see 89 00:06:03.519 --> 00:06:08.120 what happens initially. But he shoots somebody. I think it's because he shot 90 00:06:08.279 --> 00:06:12.519 off dude cop, our retired police officer at work in security there. God, 91 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:15.279 I'm pretty sure that because he I think that security officer exchange fire with 92 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:19.319 him and I think that's what it froze on for a second and then goes 93 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:24.399 back to the like non freezing. I was like okay, and he turns 94 00:06:24.439 --> 00:06:28.519 a corner where the registers are right, turns because he knows somebody's there to 95 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:30.199 sees it's a white guy. It says, Oh, and the guy's like, 96 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:33.600 oh my God, and guys like and the shooters like, I'm sorry, 97 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:38.600 turns around, walks away a couple. Shut the fuck up. He 98 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:42.120 just killed black people. Is So it's so fucked up. Oh my God, 99 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:46.319 does him shooting her in the head? Yeah, I feel bad for 100 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:49.279 saying that. That was completely fucked up that. That did bug me. 101 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:54.199 So I was like what, because it wasn't like the first person walking. 102 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:57.920 You really see him aim, but don't really see like the yeah, but 103 00:06:57.959 --> 00:07:00.439 this one is like she was already down, she's already done with those two 104 00:07:00.439 --> 00:07:03.800 people front were already down. But it's like he's kind of gradually was just 105 00:07:03.879 --> 00:07:09.120 like as walking. He literally the second I was like, you guys be 106 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:14.040 shitting me. And this apologize to the one guy because he's white. That's 107 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:19.279 why you didn't kill him, because he's white. She's smoking cries. Apparently, 108 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:21.839 on the gun it said, I don't know if a the I saw 109 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:26.199 the pictures of the gun and the end word on it. Yeah, I 110 00:07:26.240 --> 00:07:29.319 don't like I don't know if that was photoshop. You're not. I'm pretty 111 00:07:29.319 --> 00:07:31.560 sure it's not. I don't know. It's hard. I saw the picture 112 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:34.319 and it was hard to tell because I couldn't like I try to read it 113 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:36.959 in the video. That's part you. I watched the video like three times. 114 00:07:38.040 --> 00:07:40.600 Yeah, I wanted to read what he had on the gun because you 115 00:07:40.600 --> 00:07:44.519 could kind of like but I could not like get a clear thing on it. 116 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:46.120 I'm trying to see if I can find does. I saw that, 117 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:51.000 I was like yeah, that sounds like I'm still fucking blown away at that. 118 00:07:54.879 --> 00:08:01.000 Just go three hours. So along the Wikipedia it says on his rifle 119 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:07.319 who reportedly had written the word, the n word and referenced reparations on the 120 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:11.279 Gun. So I got that one word, but that makes sense. That 121 00:08:11.399 --> 00:08:18.839 what this kind of like. That now eighteen, eighteen years old. He's 122 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:22.959 reported to have written a one hundred and eighty page manifesto released prior to the 123 00:08:22.959 --> 00:08:26.160 shooting, primarily concerning the topic of mass immigration. I know they people talk 124 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:30.920 about the whole the great replacement theory. Yeah, got got brought up a 125 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:35.679 lot with this. The manifesto was originally posted on Google Docs in the evening 126 00:08:35.679 --> 00:08:39.200 of May twelve, two days before the attack, and according to the file 127 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:43.440 day it had not been modified since federal law enforcement sources told see end that 128 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:48.200 they were reviewing the document, because Google docs you can like go back to 129 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:54.000 previous versions of all that, so you can see when it's been edited the 130 00:08:54.039 --> 00:08:56.919 manifest to promote the white nationalist far right great replacement conspiracy theory. Over now 131 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:01.440 Camus, which, like Tucker cawl, some kind of push this. So 132 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:05.080 I know his name. Has Come up a lot in on it and I 133 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:07.840 don't really want to tie them into it if he has nothing to do with 134 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:11.480 it. So what what? I like what Stephen Colbert said about it, 135 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:18.080 which was basically like a lot of the things this guy, that this that 136 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:24.799 this kid was prom was was was we're touting is is very similar to a 137 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:28.600 lot of things Tucker Carlson is said on his show. And Colbert said he's 138 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:35.200 like that does not make him responsible for this. Yeah, but if I 139 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:37.759 found and what Colbert said was, if I found out that, you know, 140 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:43.519 Dylan roof was really into Lord of the Rings, I might stop reading 141 00:09:43.519 --> 00:09:46.919 those books. Yeah, and so, yeah, it's I she says, 142 00:09:46.919 --> 00:09:50.279 I hear the shooters. Belief in the great placement conspiracy theory has drawn increased 143 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:56.320 scrutiny of Republican political and media figures who have made statements embracing or echoing the 144 00:09:56.360 --> 00:10:01.759 similar the conspiracy, most prominently Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson and House Republican conference 145 00:10:01.879 --> 00:10:05.559 chair at least Stephonic, a third ranking, the third highest ranking Republican in 146 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:11.440 the US House. In response, Carlson has said those put the suspects manifesto 147 00:10:11.559 --> 00:10:13.840 was not recognizable your left wing or right wing. It's not really political at 148 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:20.440 all. The document is crazy whatever. I'm so much yeah, as I 149 00:10:20.759 --> 00:10:24.159 blame them him if he doesn't like. No, like again, like Tucker 150 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:28.039 Carlson didn't, didn't load the gun, didn't pull the tricker, didn't drive 151 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:30.200 the guy out there stuck across on a piece of Shit. Yeah, yeah, 152 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:31.840 I mean, that's that's not the question. I'm not going to sit 153 00:10:31.879 --> 00:10:37.039 here and blame Tucker Carlson for this. Am I going to say that maybe 154 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:39.039 he should be looking at some of this like, Oh God, yeah, 155 00:10:39.120 --> 00:10:43.039 absolutely. Should he be taking this as a sign that he's a shut his 156 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:46.879 fucking mouth once in a while? Yeah, because, as came out several 157 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:50.480 years ago that I'm remember the name of the guy who was one of the 158 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:54.159 Big Neo Nazi group leaders, his son, who had left of the family, 159 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:58.399 was doing an interview and he said, like, my dad watches Tucker 160 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:01.799 Carlson twice a day. He watches at once just to watch it and then 161 00:11:01.840 --> 00:11:05.559 wants to study it. Like people in White National's groups fucking love Tucker Carlson, 162 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:09.360 whether or not I'm not, again not saying he is one, but 163 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:18.720 he is speaking their language anyway. Back to this fuckery. I'm just reading 164 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:22.000 more of his manifesto, her whatever. I'm read it. It's so fucked 165 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:24.840 up. Well, it's not as manifesto's just it's just the part in wikipedia 166 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:28.519 about as manifestos, kind of the Joel three hours. Yeah, why that? 167 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:31.879 I remember reading that. What the fuck? I don't know what his 168 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:35.879 parent I don't know anything about the parents. I don't know, like there's 169 00:11:35.919 --> 00:11:41.200 not a lot of information about that, like because he apparently he kind of 170 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:52.360 got like radicalized by the mosque shootings in, what was it New Zealand? 171 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:58.519 Remember that Guy Killed Fifty one? No, yes, named it too. 172 00:11:58.639 --> 00:12:01.759 Yes, I do remember that. Radicalized by that. So it's like kind 173 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:07.159 of likes this. It brings down like is the are as, parents, 174 00:12:07.240 --> 00:12:11.399 racist type things, because clear he's white supremacist. Obviously that's yeah, because 175 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:13.000 that's what you know what I mean, like or did they even see this 176 00:12:13.039 --> 00:12:16.799 cut, like I was also read. I read, and what I read 177 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:20.159 about him like they tried to give him to a cause he threatened the ship 178 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:24.480 of school. So what it says here is I'm not going to say his 179 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:28.600 name, but eighteen year old white man said he's not from Buffalo. He 180 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:33.120 had traveled three and a half hours the supermarket from his hometown of Conklin, 181 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:43.279 where he graduated high school previously enrolled in Sunny Broom Community College. Classmates interviewed 182 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:46.080 by The New York Times said he was quiet and rarely attended offline classes and 183 00:12:46.120 --> 00:12:52.720 he exhibited a range of idiosyncret behavior, including wearing a hazmat suit to class. 184 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:56.600 In June of two thousand and twenty one, he'd been investigated by police 185 00:12:56.600 --> 00:12:58.799 for threatening other students at his high school was referred to a hospital for mental 186 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:03.639 health evaluation and counseling. He was released after being held for a day and 187 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:07.440 a half. The and the New York state police did not seek an order 188 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:13.480 from a state court to remove guns from his possession. Police said he had 189 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.960 been in buffalo a day before the shooting at a carried out reconnaissance at the 190 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:20.279 top supermarket. The counties Da said he had evidence that, again, the 191 00:13:20.360 --> 00:13:26.720 guy was was motivated by, quote, racial animosity. Unquote. He had 192 00:13:26.759 --> 00:13:31.840 an account on the chat platform discord on which she posted to do list items 193 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:37.159 in preparation for the attack. According to the discord chat logs indicated the attack 194 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:41.759 was really playing from March fifteen on his rifle he had reported, written the 195 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:46.759 n word and referenced reparations. Law Enforcement source said that he had also written 196 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:52.919 on the rifle names of one or more victims of the Wolkashsha Christmas parade attack. 197 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:58.480 That's the one from Wisconsin last year. Before the shooting, he wrote 198 00:13:58.519 --> 00:14:01.720 that he had perched a rifle and allegedly modified to accept magazine capable of holding 199 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:05.200 up with thirty rounds, which are illegal in New York state, where the 200 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:09.559 limit is ten. According to police, he had research previous hate motivated attacks 201 00:14:09.559 --> 00:14:13.679 and shooting. So he was researching all these and seeing what they had done 202 00:14:13.679 --> 00:14:18.240 and trying to top it, I guess, or see what it worked. 203 00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:28.000 Yeah, probably what had worked. Yeah, his Manifesto Express support for far 204 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:33.320 right mass shooters Dylan Rouve, Anders, BREVOC and Breton tarrant. Twenty eight 205 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:37.200 percent of the documents played her eves from other sources, especially terrence manifesto. 206 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:41.120 So he was just like coppying and pasting from everyone's manifestos and shit. Any 207 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:45.360 writing him in fes has not even your own manifesto, right, what a 208 00:14:45.919 --> 00:14:50.440 what can like Jesus? What if they charge he gets the death penalty for 209 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:56.960 copyright and French me. No Shit. Yeah, that's all this shit. 210 00:14:58.120 --> 00:15:01.679 I wrote that he started US planning the attack in January. Targeted Buffalo because 211 00:15:01.679 --> 00:15:05.200 it was the city with the most black residence that was closest to his home. 212 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:09.679 Manifesto includes biographical information, including a birthday which is identical to that of 213 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:13.879 the shooter and custody. It was also extensive details about preparations made for the 214 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:18.679 shooting, along with a plan to travel to a majority black neighborhood and buffalo 215 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:20.279 after the super so he was going to so, had he not gotten caught 216 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:24.320 at tops, he was going to go to other places. Yeah, Jesus, 217 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:28.279 Chris any survived the COPS and kill him. Yeah, trying to figure 218 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:33.720 that one out too. Just you know, don't make a lot of sense. 219 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:35.720 I don't get it. I don't get it, not I mean, 220 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:39.440 I mean I do get it, but I don't get it. The only 221 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:50.960 thing that makes sense is if on any of them, is if they see 222 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:58.240 him and he literally doesn't shoot at them and he drops the gun. Sure 223 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:00.200 that is the only argument you have, because you can't be like well, 224 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:04.399 hold a gun, that's that's the correct way to do. Yeah, that's 225 00:16:04.399 --> 00:16:11.759 what they're supposed to do correct getting into the conversation of previous shootings that have 226 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:15.240 occurred in involving police, it's more of a reflection on just how fucked those 227 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:18.840 ones were. Yes, read, as long as he wasn't pointed the gun 228 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:25.159 directly at the officers and surrendered, then yes, technically they were supposed to 229 00:16:25.159 --> 00:16:27.240 take him into custody. It's fucking blow his brains out. It's yeah, 230 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:32.600 I mean, you know, one of them wanted to. I'm sure the 231 00:16:32.639 --> 00:16:36.360 thought cross their mind. I am sure the thought crossed their minds. So, 232 00:16:36.519 --> 00:16:40.279 Melissa, I was like, if that happened and like you would have 233 00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:45.600 killed you or our son. Like if and I was survived and I was 234 00:16:45.639 --> 00:16:49.120 there just in any match, like and I was able to get a hold 235 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:52.360 of the cops gun, I would blow his fucking brain the person. Like, 236 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:56.639 if they had him in custody, I wouldn't even let it go to 237 00:16:56.720 --> 00:17:03.679 trial. I guarantee this. This guy's not going to be allowed out in 238 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:06.039 public's like, but to think about that as this like, and I'm not 239 00:17:06.079 --> 00:17:07.720 having a gun, but I hate guns. But like, at that point 240 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:11.240 I was just like, Oh, you did, it's that would you'd snap 241 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:14.960 and but not only that, like nobody would like. I don't think they 242 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:18.759 even charge you with murder. Don't know any any lawyer worth their salt would 243 00:17:18.759 --> 00:17:21.279 claim a screen extry emotional distress and they just be like going that, I 244 00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:25.640 remember that. Want that guy. Remember the video of the Dude and Alabama. 245 00:17:26.079 --> 00:17:30.799 The Guy was a karate instructor that kidnapped the kid and was sexually molesting 246 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:33.240 his child. Can Nap the feared. I wanted in. The FBI found 247 00:17:33.279 --> 00:17:37.119 him, they got the child back and they were bringing him through the airport 248 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:41.200 and the guy was sitting at the telephone. Turn around and blew his brains 249 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:45.200 out. Yeah, and they never charged him because now everybody in right mine 250 00:17:45.279 --> 00:17:48.839 was like, yeah, if that happened to my kid, I would have 251 00:17:48.920 --> 00:17:51.799 done the same thing. I think I'd be like one of those things, 252 00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:53.319 just kind of like. Well, it's also one of those were the DA 253 00:17:53.400 --> 00:17:56.119 probably knew. He's like, I could take this to trial. No, 254 00:17:56.279 --> 00:17:59.839 dry would convict. Well, yeah, like no, dry would convict. 255 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:03.759 Eys are something. I would have fucking killed him. Well, we'll see. 256 00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:06.880 Who knows? May See if it's a hate crime. It's on macy. 257 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:08.799 I mean he's fucked. He, he, he's so fucked it's not 258 00:18:08.799 --> 00:18:14.079 even funny. I mean like, I mean, unless it gets the same 259 00:18:14.119 --> 00:18:18.799 you know, fucking judge that Dylan roof got, but or not even how 260 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:22.599 to that? Don't not. Then roof isn't doing right. That he's is 261 00:18:22.640 --> 00:18:26.559 he definitely know the one, not dylan roof, the one that from, 262 00:18:26.599 --> 00:18:30.359 the one that shot at the black lives matter. Then the judge let him 263 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:33.240 off House, Written House. Yeah, that guy now, Dylan Roos, 264 00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:37.960 the one of you shot up the church South Carolina. He's fucked. He 265 00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:41.720 yeah, there's no, I mean that was so. He was a reign 266 00:18:41.759 --> 00:18:45.279 in Buffalo City Court, which is a New York State Court, represented by 267 00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:48.559 a public defender, and it a not guilty plead of multiple charges of first 268 00:18:48.559 --> 00:18:53.599 degree murder. A felony hearing is scheduled to begin may nineteen in front of 269 00:18:53.599 --> 00:18:57.079 a grand jury. He is currently being held without bail under suicide watch. 270 00:18:57.119 --> 00:19:00.799 On the same day, the Attorney General the United States, Americ garling, 271 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:04.319 confirmed the United States Department of Justice is investigating the shooting as a hate crime 272 00:19:04.359 --> 00:19:07.720 and an act of racially motivated violent extremism. So the feds are already looking 273 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:11.720 at looking at him for a federal hate crime. Is it that automat like 274 00:19:11.759 --> 00:19:18.359 that? I don't I think so. Let me, let me look deserves. 275 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:21.799 It's like one of those things is like, would you want to rape 276 00:19:21.880 --> 00:19:25.640 him every day for the rest of his life or kill him? Let's see 277 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:33.880 here, I don't turn and they charge so lagiarism. What the fuck? 278 00:19:33.960 --> 00:19:37.039 Yeah, I'm trying to find out here. I can't believe still some of 279 00:19:37.079 --> 00:19:41.519 the manifestos. That's just pathetic. Uh Yeah, like you're already a loser, 280 00:19:41.519 --> 00:19:47.960 piece of Shit. So person's violating this law face of finer imprisonment of 281 00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:52.599 up to one year or both if bodily injury occurs or such acts and intimidation 282 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:55.480 involved. These of fire arms closed or fire interviews conners your prison from with 283 00:19:55.519 --> 00:19:59.759 the ten years. Cross crimes involving kidnapping, sexual assault or murder can be 284 00:19:59.799 --> 00:20:02.519 punishable by life in prison or the death knee. So you gets. It's 285 00:20:02.599 --> 00:20:07.799 not an automatic should be death penalty. fucking should be, but you can't 286 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:11.279 get the death penalty for it should be the worst type of death penalty to 287 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:17.799 what's the worst way death penalty kill somebody? Yeah, probably the chair should 288 00:20:17.839 --> 00:20:21.240 be worse than that. And make something up. I see if slowly peel 289 00:20:21.319 --> 00:20:25.079 the skin off. Yeah, like. So I'm like Super Piss about this. 290 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:29.480 No, it's fucking infuriating, like at the butt. They just to 291 00:20:29.559 --> 00:20:33.759 see that video. Yeah, and him shoot that lady. That's the only 292 00:20:33.799 --> 00:20:36.920 part and apologize to the White Guy Ear. Takes the fuck out of me. 293 00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:40.119 Yeah, pisses me off. So I was like, that's that? 294 00:20:40.119 --> 00:20:45.799 That any pled not guilty. 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Unions 312 00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:17.279 are good and bad. Good for a lot of things, bad for certain 313 00:22:17.400 --> 00:22:21.039 Amazon needed one. Amazon absolutely needs one. Like if they were trying to 314 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:23.920 union at my job, I think it'd be stupid, it wouldn't make sense. 315 00:22:25.480 --> 00:22:30.240 Yeah, it, but for some jobs it's very much appropriate. It. 316 00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:33.400 Like, I don't. I have to look at like the starbucks thing. 317 00:22:33.480 --> 00:22:36.519 How bad their starbucks employers are being treated. Yeah, type Think, 318 00:22:36.599 --> 00:22:40.359 Oh yeah, to understand that, I'm kind know all the stories about Amazon. 319 00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:42.119 Everybody knows about Amazon, so it's likely that makes sense. But like, 320 00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:45.240 if, if they weren't want to union, my job would be like 321 00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:51.079 why? When I got hired at Walmart the Fort Your first day at Walmart 322 00:22:51.200 --> 00:22:55.960 is just eight hours of training videos. Yeah, and one full hour of 323 00:22:56.000 --> 00:23:00.160 that was all anti union videos, like straight up, like there were and 324 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:03.880 it was in a painted unions in a very bad light. And then when 325 00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:06.440 I got made a manager, I had to go through training. And what 326 00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:11.480 part of my training was how to deal with whispers of unionizing? It was 327 00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:15.839 basically the video instructures are basically just take it straight to them, take it 328 00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:19.039 to management so we can eliminate it. Yeah, like they because Walmart knows 329 00:23:19.039 --> 00:23:22.960 they're fucked. If people unionize, they should unionize. It's absolutely fucking Shit. 330 00:23:22.960 --> 00:23:25.880 Here, I got the video, your film. Put your headphones on. 331 00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:33.759 So this is Christian small's is the guy who is leading that that union 332 00:23:33.759 --> 00:23:40.359 at that Amazon warehouse and he puts the videos called Lamazon labor union leader, 333 00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:42.400 puts Lindsay Graham in his place at sent in here. And what I love, 334 00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:45.880 what I fucking love is, and I'm going to I'm going to lost 335 00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:48.799 overse you can see it. This dude is sitting there in a fucking Yankees 336 00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:55.240 hat and like a red and black jacket. Just just fuck you. That's 337 00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:57.640 the best part. He's totally like. I'm like, I'm I'm a person. 338 00:23:57.960 --> 00:24:00.720 Yeah, you guys are you guys are so out of loop on Shit. 339 00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:04.079 I'm dressed as like a person. Yeah, this is I've seen the 340 00:24:04.119 --> 00:24:08.599 short version of this. There was a congressionally hearing where they were talking about 341 00:24:08.599 --> 00:24:15.079 Amazon workers and Christian smalls, the brother who led the effort to unionize and 342 00:24:15.279 --> 00:24:18.279 Amazon location in New York. Member they were they were saying, O the 343 00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:22.640 it's openly, we welcome him doing it. Well, they actually want well, 344 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:26.680 that was an exchange on capital he between him and certain Lindsay Graham. 345 00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:30.039 So here's what some of what Syendor Graham see it. They're going to show 346 00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:37.720 you what what is response was. So play this. This committee is taking 347 00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:41.960 a very dangerous turn under your leadership, to be honest with you. You're 348 00:24:41.119 --> 00:24:48.319 singling out a single company because of your political agenda socialize this country. Every 349 00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:53.240 time I turn around you're having a hearing about anybody makes money is bad. 350 00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:56.960 The government needs to grow beyond our ability to pay for it, and we're 351 00:24:56.960 --> 00:25:00.759 going to have an election on your ideas here soon and I can't wait. 352 00:25:00.799 --> 00:25:06.079 As to the process, there's a process in this country. If you feel 353 00:25:06.119 --> 00:25:11.519 like the law has been violated in your efforts to unionize the workforce, you 354 00:25:11.559 --> 00:25:15.640 can follow complaint people have a hearing. There's a process to the bar companies 355 00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:22.680 who engage in illegal behavior. There is a process. This is a political 356 00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:27.160 process here. This is an effort to get an outcome you want, using 357 00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:33.440 the United States Senate as your vehicle. This is very dangerous. You can 358 00:25:33.480 --> 00:25:37.519 have oversight hearings all you like, but you have determined Amazon is a piece 359 00:25:37.559 --> 00:25:45.240 of crap company. That's sure political bias. Their subject to the laws of 360 00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:51.240 the United States. They should be subject to this. If we get the 361 00:25:51.240 --> 00:25:53.720 committee back, we're not going to do this. We're going to talk about 362 00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:59.400 how to save social security, keep Medicare from becoming and solvent, how to 363 00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:03.359 change the structural problems of our debt. I'll talk to you about climate change. 364 00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:07.880 What happens if you electrify all the vehicles in the country? What does 365 00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:12.480 that mean for power producers? I'd like to work with the unions. got 366 00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:17.519 a uncle who was a vice president of a union paper Mill Union to bring 367 00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:22.640 jobs back into America. Like to work with companies, unions and the private 368 00:26:22.680 --> 00:26:26.680 sector to become energy and dependent again. All right, y'all. So that's 369 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:30.799 Lendsay, that's sent and Lindsay Graham, well, he is how the brother 370 00:26:30.079 --> 00:26:37.279 responded to Lindsay. First of all, I'm going to address Mr Graham. 371 00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:44.000 First of all, you know you're in sound like you was talking about more 372 00:26:44.039 --> 00:26:48.599 of the companies, in the businesses and your speech, but you forgot that 373 00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:55.279 the people are the ones who make this these companies operate, and then we're 374 00:26:55.319 --> 00:27:00.519 not protected in the the process, for when we hold these companies accountable, 375 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:07.640 it's not working for us and that's not what that's the reason why we're here 376 00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:11.119 today. That's the reason why I'm here to represent the workers who make these 377 00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:17.079 companies go and I think that it's in your best interest to realize that it's 378 00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:22.200 not a left or right thing, it's not a Democrat or Republican thing. 379 00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:26.839 So workers thing to work as issue and we are the ones that are suffering 380 00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:30.920 and the corporations that you're talking about, in the businesses that you're talking about, 381 00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:34.839 in the warehouses that you're talking about. So that's the reason why I 382 00:27:34.839 --> 00:27:38.799 think I was invited today to speak on that, to have and you should 383 00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:44.920 listen, because we do represent your constituents as well, who. So just 384 00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:48.079 take that into consideration, that the people are the ones that make these corporations 385 00:27:48.079 --> 00:27:53.279 go. It's not tos, not the other way around. So as the 386 00:27:55.519 --> 00:28:00.200 current intern president of the dude, why is that important? Just, I'm 387 00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:03.160 trusting they have any more of his speech or vicious more commentary? It's just 388 00:28:03.319 --> 00:28:07.039 the rest is just commentary, I think. Goddamn, like that's from Roland 389 00:28:07.039 --> 00:28:15.839 Martin unfiltered, on on on the Black Star network. Just actually like, 390 00:28:15.839 --> 00:28:19.599 like, you have your you, your you because of us. Yeah, 391 00:28:19.759 --> 00:28:22.960 yeah, like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, the reason 392 00:28:23.000 --> 00:28:26.240 these companies exists because we make them exist. Yeah, like. And what 393 00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:33.240 I love is he is in there dressed a hundred percent like what people like 394 00:28:33.319 --> 00:28:40.440 Lindsay Grammar fucking afraid of. He's got this like like windbreaker type jacket on, 395 00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:44.440 big ass chain, he's got his grill in, he's got big ass 396 00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:48.559 study earrings, he's got this Yankees cap on with the with the do rag 397 00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:51.240 hanging out the bag. He went in there like I'm going to show this 398 00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:52.640 guy that who the fuck I am and then he I am just going to 399 00:28:52.759 --> 00:29:00.799 talk fucking circles around him. I'm just just big Fan, big fan of 400 00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:03.640 that, such a big fan of that. fucking love that shit is such 401 00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:08.519 a so fucking good. You forgot why the jobs are what and why the 402 00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:12.480 companies they are the way they are. Exactly exactly. Of course he has, 403 00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:15.000 because, because Lindsay crams full of Shit. Now when he smiles, 404 00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:19.359 I wanted to kick him in his Dick just for what's got a Pupa he's 405 00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:30.960 I have. The Basement Lounge and the VIP table are proud to be powered 406 00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:34.160 by pod decks. Pod decks of the hottest new tool for podcasters looking to 407 00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:41.039 have more meaningful conversations or game of five their podcast. Simply Shuffle Up, 408 00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:47.200 ask a question and let the content roll. Get Yours today at pod dexcom 409 00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:53.599 and use the codetbl Ten for ten percent off your order. I want this 410 00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:56.559 one to work. A chocolates so rich. That's Seve at seven hundred and 411 00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:02.000 fifty credit score. Okay, I made a joke about my friend's wedding the 412 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:04.559 other day because the supposed the pictures from her wedding. It was the WHITEST 413 00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:07.519 fucking wedding. I didn't see a single. I said that. I said 414 00:30:07.559 --> 00:30:10.799 that in the group chat. I was like, your wedding was so white. 415 00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:15.000 It at your wedding had a seven hundred and fifty credit score. O 416 00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:18.160 Gay for pay is nod phrase like all you're saying is fuck rainbows, but 417 00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:23.359 also has. Hopefully they make me money. I'm cool with it. Some 418 00:30:23.480 --> 00:30:26.799 home my photo, but for the right place I'll sell you. Don't try 419 00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:30.680 to meet bumper sticker and it's rainbowed colored. That was just the thing I 420 00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:34.240 had really, I I'm going. I told you there. This year I 421 00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:37.400 went to your funeral. It was great seeing my family not having talked. 422 00:30:38.519 --> 00:30:44.359 That's great. That's I think I have three jokes in here. I think 423 00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:48.400 it'll work. It's going to be five second rule. Yeah, it's definitely 424 00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:57.759 be five second rule. Uncle funeral and probably were. The other one the 425 00:30:57.880 --> 00:31:02.039 Trans Joke. I there a pie about Trans People. Wait, my hair 426 00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:03.720 pie about trans people. They taught me how to use pronouns correctly. If 427 00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:07.920 I had a transferenda middle school, I would have never failed six gratings class. 428 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:10.799 Ha, ha ha. That's not make a fun of Trans People. 429 00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:14.400 No, that's good though. If I overdo something that one. Those are 430 00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:17.000 the four. If I were D pay bills and it hurts, the pantills 431 00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:25.720 In't work. My good at writing really dark. I don't know why am 432 00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:32.680 I? I'm I am so tired of like telling like dating and relationships jokes, 433 00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:36.160 but I'm just fucking good at it. And it's like every time I 434 00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:38.000 write a new one of those, they do well. Anything else I write 435 00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:41.200 is hit or miss, like a lot of my stuff's not relatable. They're 436 00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:47.759 just like I just figure out who's really fucked up. Like it's like like 437 00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:52.400 why, but why is it come so natural? You see a therapist? 438 00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.759 No, because, thank you. Won't ever be able to write a joke 439 00:31:55.799 --> 00:32:02.240 every it's a good thing. That's like to be a good thing. I 440 00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:09.480 wrote that dead kid joke in thirty seconds. It didn't even like yeah, 441 00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:13.240 Mark Shallow feople would like. I don't know if you know who mark. 442 00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:15.920 Yes, he was like he loves my jokes, like he always wants to 443 00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:19.640 watch me. He's like even he's like, even if they don't like him 444 00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:22.559 to come, he's like I love them because they're written well. Blah, 445 00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:25.200 blah, blah, and like we're started talking and like he's talking about his 446 00:32:27.359 --> 00:32:29.799 like really dark jokes. Is like, well, I do a dead kid 447 00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:32.319 joke, like he doesn't dark jokes as like a yeah, I think he's 448 00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:35.920 like, well, that's a fucking really good dead kid joke. That's the 449 00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:39.319 different one and it's a really Falcon real will fucking real written. I was 450 00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:43.480 like, it took me like thirty seconds to write it. Why the fuck 451 00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:46.559 they take me thirty seconds to write about fucking a dead kid, but I 452 00:32:46.680 --> 00:32:52.960 can't write anything about my own child? Right, like I can. I 453 00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:54.920 can ride about fucking a kid I thought was dead, right. I can't 454 00:32:54.920 --> 00:33:00.640 write about being a father. ha ha ha. That makes no fucking sense. 455 00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:06.119 I'm a father. I have never fucked a death. I have no 456 00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:13.440 reference to that. Please let that be open up the show right then and 457 00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:15.880 there are you. That's going to be the instagram player. Like I can 458 00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:20.960 write like it just blows out. I I literally have experienced the one. 459 00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:23.960 Yeah, and the other I would never do. But that's the one that 460 00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:29.640 you're can write about. Yes, you are. You are Jack Nicholson in 461 00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:37.279 as good as it gets. Oh God, that's the most abstract reference I 462 00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:40.279 could ever fucking make, because he's a romance novel writer who's Never Been in 463 00:33:40.359 --> 00:33:45.920 love. Yeah, Damns Your Jack Nicholson's. Well, you're the Jack Nicholson 464 00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:49.720 a comedy, is what I'm saying. Yeah, well, not getting paid, 465 00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:53.480 like, but, but is. I just thought about that as like 466 00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:59.440 the one I'm literally am yeah, and the other one I would never do 467 00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:01.960 in a million years. I wonder if it's because I think someone talked about 468 00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:05.920 to dusty about when his when they had when him and his wife had their 469 00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:10.960 daughter. Is I wonder if it's because you've separated because, like you mentioned, 470 00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:15.159 like after you having a kid, you were stepping back a little bit 471 00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:19.159 from doing comedy. I wonder if it's because you're not looking at being a 472 00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:22.079 father as a comedian. You're just looking at it as being a father. 473 00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:24.039 Could be. Never thought maybe as how your look. Maybe it's how you're 474 00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:27.960 approaching being a dad. And I mean the only joke I've written about being 475 00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:32.760 a dad is literally about like it's the whole like I talked to my kid 476 00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:37.320 exactly like I talked to my dog. Yeah, you know, and then 477 00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:39.320 it's a good bit. Yeah, but it's just like that's the only thing 478 00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:43.280 I've written. Yeah, and the other thing I've written that I've liked. 479 00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:46.320 Now I don't even like. It's stupid's the Bingo one, like sometimes, 480 00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:49.199 every once in awhile, like the old Bengos, and my wife knows you 481 00:34:49.239 --> 00:34:52.559 married a winter. It's cute, but whatever. And it leads unto like 482 00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:57.400 I married Jehovah's Witness, I wouldn't have to remember her birthday. That's that's 483 00:34:57.440 --> 00:35:02.920 funny. But yeah, I don't know, maybe it's I was talking the 484 00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:07.320 mark about how I find it very hard to write about being a dad. 485 00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:12.159 Some people find super easy and I cannot find it easy. My kid this 486 00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:17.079 piss on himself though, twice today, so if anything, he's hopefully has 487 00:35:17.119 --> 00:35:23.079 a doesn't have a weird fetish. Damn, I'm into this. I was 488 00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:28.199 so pissed. We we we like now we open in ten like I was 489 00:35:28.280 --> 00:35:30.360 like really, you pete on yourself to we never know if he has a 490 00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:34.360 dirty diaper because it doesn't make him angry and cry like other babies. Turned 491 00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:37.039 out he's just into it. He doesn't cry, he shits on himself and 492 00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:40.199 it's like yeah, what we're talking about? This spell my kid, but 493 00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:44.159 that's fucking funny because he doesn't. There you go, there you go. 494 00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:47.039 Turn that into a bit. Not My kid likes scat porn. Yeah, 495 00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:52.400 what you joke about fucking dead kids like that, but not my dead kid. 496 00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:59.360 have any dead kids? Jesus, Oh my God, like I don't. 497 00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:02.760 I would love the right about being. I just I think, I 498 00:36:02.840 --> 00:36:06.159 think you're right. I just separate it. Well, it's also it's also, 499 00:36:06.199 --> 00:36:10.000 I think, how you approach comedy. Also, I think May this 500 00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:14.199 is a therapy session. I think it really is. What the fuck am 501 00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:16.159 I the one to give it advice about this shit? I'm strolling any twenty 502 00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:22.360 minutes, like I think. Also, just the way you approach your comedy 503 00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:29.400 doesn't necessarily lend itself to doing those like it doesn't the real world real jokes 504 00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:31.880 about your life, because so many of the jokes you tell about your life 505 00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:37.440 are exaggerated and, you know, parodies and stuff like. Yeah, if 506 00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:39.920 you were, if you were doing more like long form bits and stuff like 507 00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:45.119 like dusty does, for example, you'd probably could, but that's just not 508 00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:49.480 your style. That's why you would never hear like my kids fucking a dead 509 00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:52.360 kid, right. So there you go. Somebody, I swear I caught 510 00:36:52.480 --> 00:37:00.639 my baby fasting assesting a corpse. I've caught my baby fucking a fucking another 511 00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:07.199 dead basy while reading dead baby jokes. If that's not a triple entendre,