Feb. 10, 2022

The People v. Joe Rogan & Spotify


The people of the world are out for the blood of Joe Rogan & Spotify. Also, the "big game" is this weekend! Plus, did you know that "Green Eggs & Ham" has a deeper meaning?

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  • The controversy surrounding Joe Rogan & Spotify.
  • The "big game" is almost here!
  • The deeper themese of Dr. Seuss

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The Guy had all right, am I, I'm ranting green eggs 18 00:01:25.099 --> 00:01:26.420 and my son and I realized I was like, Holy Shit, it's entire 19 00:01:26.620 --> 00:01:33.489 looks about no means, no, think of walk me through this. You 20 00:01:33.609 --> 00:01:36.849 don't. You don't get it here. Don't see, I haven't regular Akam 21 00:01:36.969 --> 00:01:38.769 Pie's on asking him to eat green eggs in hand, because one's going to 22 00:01:38.849 --> 00:01:42.329 know. I wouldn't eat him in the with the box. Would it eat 23 00:01:42.370 --> 00:01:45.489 him in the house? Would it eat him with a mouse? Oh Shit, 24 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:51.760 Holy Shit, welcome to the Basement Lounge. Grab a chair, grab 25 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:55.640 a drink and settling. Let's have some fun. I guess. Kind of 26 00:01:55.680 --> 00:02:00.359 a hot topic right now is the whole Joe Rogan spotify thing. Well, 27 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:02.709 the end word, like, and the old that too. Like whence that 28 00:02:02.829 --> 00:02:06.549 came up? I was like, yeah, he's a comic from Boston, 29 00:02:06.709 --> 00:02:09.310 of course he has like that, like that's not surprising. Like is this 30 00:02:09.469 --> 00:02:13.870 even surprising to anybody? I know? And no, but I was talking 31 00:02:13.870 --> 00:02:15.819 about you mind yesterday, because, okay, so, so for like everyone, 32 00:02:16.099 --> 00:02:17.939 for those who don't know, like the whole thing going on is that 33 00:02:19.379 --> 00:02:21.219 if you don't know at this point. I don't know the fuck you're doing. 34 00:02:22.139 --> 00:02:25.539 People are calling for Joe Rogany take on off spotify because he does a 35 00:02:25.659 --> 00:02:32.090 lot of his covid and vaccination stuff. And who was the who was it 36 00:02:32.169 --> 00:02:36.810 that pulled his music? Yeah, Neil Young pulled his music off and protest. 37 00:02:36.849 --> 00:02:39.050 A bunch of others have done the same. It's kind of also drigging 38 00:02:39.090 --> 00:02:42.930 a drugging up a bunch of old wounds. Who have with spotify as a 39 00:02:42.969 --> 00:02:45.800 business to begin with? A lot of bands, or like fuck everybody, 40 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:50.919 they find mean all the remains one of the biggest metal bands in the fucking 41 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:53.639 country, like they're like we make like point in zero seven cents per play, 42 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:59.710 and the only it only counts after thirty seconds of play. So I 43 00:02:59.789 --> 00:03:02.469 shared an article today. Some band released an album of a thousand thirty second 44 00:03:02.550 --> 00:03:06.710 songs. That's so funny. And then dusty was telling me there was one 45 00:03:06.750 --> 00:03:10.030 back like two fifteen some band released an album of utter silence and it made 46 00:03:10.110 --> 00:03:15.620 like millions. That's so funny because people fucking hate spotify. But yeah, 47 00:03:15.659 --> 00:03:17.539 so all the shit with him going on and then the n word thing came 48 00:03:17.740 --> 00:03:21.180 came up. We're I don't know, I forget what little stories on that, 49 00:03:21.219 --> 00:03:23.099 but it was like on an episode of a show or something and he 50 00:03:23.219 --> 00:03:27.490 was dropping the n word and it's just but I told a buddy of mine 51 00:03:27.490 --> 00:03:30.090 I was like, I don't think people are actually really people are calling a 52 00:03:30.169 --> 00:03:32.009 cancel culture. I don't think this is so much cancel culture as it is 53 00:03:32.490 --> 00:03:37.370 people are hate Joe Rogan and are seeing as an opportunity to well, we 54 00:03:37.409 --> 00:03:39.490 can get him, we can fuck Joe Rogan. Okay, yeah, there's 55 00:03:39.490 --> 00:03:43.400 just people, I think. As I post a joke about it, I 56 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:49.879 was like, like, it's pronounced Joe Rogan hard are so like kind of 57 00:03:49.919 --> 00:03:52.840 went on me something like that. I was like, I'm not condoning what 58 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:54.830 he said. Right, I was like, I'm not condoning what he said. 59 00:03:54.909 --> 00:03:59.069 He's a comic from Boston that said the n word. Yeah, makes 60 00:03:59.189 --> 00:04:02.110 sense. It sounds about really as like, I think I know you don't 61 00:04:02.150 --> 00:04:04.229 like if I think it's a great interviewer. Yeah, I like how he 62 00:04:04.270 --> 00:04:09.110 interviews people, but doesn't mean like I've never liked any of a stand up. 63 00:04:09.110 --> 00:04:11.620 Yeah, never found an even stand up funny, but like when he 64 00:04:11.699 --> 00:04:15.099 interview somebody, like I'm interested in, like I'll listen to it because it's 65 00:04:15.139 --> 00:04:18.300 actually a good interview. Yeah, but like I'm not condoning what he's done. 66 00:04:18.379 --> 00:04:21.459 Yeah, you know what I mean. Like I've listened to like his 67 00:04:21.540 --> 00:04:25.290 stay something like the vaccines and stuff like that, and from my Mrs Fuck. 68 00:04:25.329 --> 00:04:29.329 It's stupid shit. where I think part of where people are also getting 69 00:04:29.329 --> 00:04:32.810 pissed off at spotify is because so he's exclusive to spotify. Yeah, they 70 00:04:32.889 --> 00:04:39.399 paid him like six figures to play his show, like because like full disclosure 71 00:04:39.439 --> 00:04:42.480 our shows on spotify. Yeah, now, it's not hard to get a 72 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:46.759 podcast on spotify. You create your podcast, you send them the RSS feed 73 00:04:46.920 --> 00:04:53.149 and they it's on spotify. It's not hard. Joe Rogan's cases is unique 74 00:04:53.189 --> 00:04:59.790 because his shows only on spotify. It's essentially sponsored or distributed, e. 75 00:04:59.790 --> 00:05:03.110 exclusively by spotify, and for a while he didn't want to be. He 76 00:05:03.269 --> 00:05:05.910 actually talked about a show before. Like a lot of people have reached out 77 00:05:05.910 --> 00:05:10.379 to him about buying his show, but I think they just came out with 78 00:05:10.540 --> 00:05:14.699 like a number. He never thought it was like five Hundredzero. Wasn't. 79 00:05:14.699 --> 00:05:17.860 It was six figures million. But million is five hundred thousand for a show 80 00:05:18.379 --> 00:05:21.250 for his show. Yeah, no, he makes a book. Am Out 81 00:05:21.290 --> 00:05:25.569 of I know not what he makes. I think what spotify off paid him 82 00:05:25.610 --> 00:05:30.170 for the exclusive exclusiveness. o people this contracts ridiculous for that and they were 83 00:05:30.250 --> 00:05:33.209 like he was like, all right, the basic said he have all creative 84 00:05:33.250 --> 00:05:35.720 rights still to a show and stuff like that. Yeah, I think it 85 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:39.680 was. It was just his shows only on spotify. So the thing is, 86 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:44.120 because he's actually gone on, if you've actually listened to him, I 87 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:47.120 he'll go on like and talk to like other he'll get podcasts like advice in 88 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:51.389 the sense of like are just like medians, for example. Yeah, people 89 00:05:51.589 --> 00:05:56.670 was like, don't sell your shit, because what's happening is you could get 90 00:05:56.709 --> 00:06:00.029 fucked in the long run. Yeah, type thing, and like he's just 91 00:06:00.069 --> 00:06:02.670 kind of like he had they gave him ideal to wear, like he wasn't 92 00:06:02.709 --> 00:06:05.660 going to get fucked on anything. Pretty much. Yeah, it was it, 93 00:06:05.740 --> 00:06:10.459 because that's kind of the fear a lot of people have, like because 94 00:06:10.540 --> 00:06:15.740 like now facebook has as a podcast platform. But with facebook and and with 95 00:06:16.379 --> 00:06:21.930 a lot of podcast sites, you've got to be careful because a lot of 96 00:06:23.009 --> 00:06:26.209 them will say, like they have, you know, creative license of yes, 97 00:06:26.449 --> 00:06:30.050 of your content that's why I this show is not on the facebook podcast 98 00:06:30.449 --> 00:06:34.600 platform, because then facebook gets full creative use of anything we produce. And 99 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:38.480 like, he's like preach that so many times, like on a show. 100 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:42.560 Is like if you do anything like make sure you have every creative aspect because, 101 00:06:42.600 --> 00:06:45.120 like, they will fuck you. He's like, I've been in this 102 00:06:45.240 --> 00:06:48.829 business long enough. I've seen great comics, great podcasts get fucked for their 103 00:06:48.990 --> 00:06:53.990 content because they they did a stupid things. They wanted a little bit of 104 00:06:54.029 --> 00:06:57.269 money at the time, one hundred million dollars. So, yeah, yeah, 105 00:06:57.269 --> 00:06:59.430 they've Maad him a hundred million dollars. I don't know if I was 106 00:06:59.470 --> 00:07:01.740 on five hundred thousand. Well, that's why. So. So our show 107 00:07:01.860 --> 00:07:05.259 is hosted on a site called Sounder FM, which is it's just a there's 108 00:07:05.300 --> 00:07:09.379 there's like a thousand podcast posting sites out there. This is one of the 109 00:07:09.379 --> 00:07:12.779 bigger ones. We used to be on anchor, which, if you've listened 110 00:07:12.779 --> 00:07:15.420 to a podcast made any time in the last five years, it was probably 111 00:07:15.459 --> 00:07:19.449 on anchor, because anchor was a free, completely automated you upload of the 112 00:07:19.490 --> 00:07:21.410 show and it did everything else for you and it was great. Well, 113 00:07:21.449 --> 00:07:26.610 I took the show off anchor because anchors owned by spotify. HMM. And 114 00:07:27.009 --> 00:07:30.040 when that came out that it was owned by spotify and people took a deeper 115 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:34.279 look into their do you know terms of use and all that, is, 116 00:07:34.319 --> 00:07:40.120 basically your shows fucking owned by anchor. And I was like, well, 117 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:42.959 now it's not, because I'm taking it the fuck off and sound or doesn't 118 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:46.790 pull any of that bullshit. That's I was real particular about who I moved 119 00:07:46.829 --> 00:07:49.990 the show over too. But I said in the difference with with Joe Rogue 120 00:07:50.029 --> 00:07:56.189 and it's they were like gears of check. Just be on our platform now, 121 00:07:56.550 --> 00:08:00.379 only ours. All created rights to it. Yeah, because they may. 122 00:08:00.459 --> 00:08:03.259 They made a similar deal with like Kim Kardashian. Yeah, they did, 123 00:08:05.060 --> 00:08:09.019 so she could produce a true crime podcast, because when I think him 124 00:08:09.019 --> 00:08:15.970 Kardashian, you know, yeah, it's and it's weird and I know a 125 00:08:16.009 --> 00:08:20.930 lot of people like I'm kind of neutral on if spotify wants to pay him 126 00:08:20.970 --> 00:08:22.569 that have theirsh I could give a fuck about that. But I got where 127 00:08:22.610 --> 00:08:26.209 some people were coming from, where it's like, you know, there's thousands 128 00:08:26.250 --> 00:08:31.200 of independent podcasts out there trying to just fucking you know, make their way, 129 00:08:31.519 --> 00:08:35.759 and then here's spotify just throwing money at celebrities to make to just kind 130 00:08:35.759 --> 00:08:39.000 of dilute the waters even more. Yeah, just because I know that for 131 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:41.950 the time being I'll make money out by like that's a bullshit. Thing about 132 00:08:41.950 --> 00:08:46.350 spotify is like they fuck over so many people. Yeah, I mean I 133 00:08:46.389 --> 00:08:50.149 see so many people do stuff for like do comedy albums for them or like 134 00:08:50.950 --> 00:08:54.669 other things that they really are comedy album I'm like, why would you do 135 00:08:54.070 --> 00:08:58.419 that? Yeah, what a lot of them fall down to is like because 136 00:08:58.460 --> 00:09:00.500 a lot of a lot of bands who are trying to get their music out 137 00:09:00.500 --> 00:09:07.019 there, we'll go through distribution companies like CD baby, who will just you 138 00:09:07.139 --> 00:09:11.009 just upload the content and they will automatically get it onto they'll get it onto 139 00:09:11.049 --> 00:09:15.090 apple music and spot if I guess getting your music on there's harder than getting 140 00:09:15.090 --> 00:09:20.090 your podcast on there. So, but it's kind of the package deal and 141 00:09:20.129 --> 00:09:22.809 that's kind of why I think a lot of bands do it because there's no 142 00:09:22.850 --> 00:09:26.799 other way to fucking get your music out there these days. But a lot 143 00:09:26.799 --> 00:09:30.399 of them don't look into because when you're independent enough, you know you're not 144 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:31.879 gonna be making money off your music anyway. You're just trying to get it 145 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:35.039 out there. Yes, so somebody catch onto it, but you've got major, 146 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:39.669 I gu said huge platinum selling artists and bands out there. Who are 147 00:09:39.750 --> 00:09:43.470 I mean to whether or not you're a tailor swift fan. Everybody knows the 148 00:09:43.710 --> 00:09:46.190 the war she's had with the music industry, especially when it comes to streaming 149 00:09:46.230 --> 00:09:50.909 music and stuff like that. That's why you can't get Taylor swift stuff on 150 00:09:50.990 --> 00:09:52.700 spotify, but you can get it on apple music. That's why she she 151 00:09:52.860 --> 00:09:58.740 backed apple music hard because she saw how their business model and how what they 152 00:09:58.779 --> 00:10:01.620 were going to do as far as paying artist versus spotify, and was like, 153 00:10:01.659 --> 00:10:05.100 yeah, this one makes too much fucking sense. Wells Apple, apple's 154 00:10:05.139 --> 00:10:09.169 been in the in that game warmer than fucking anybody except maybe a napster, 155 00:10:09.289 --> 00:10:13.850 but now he's fucking napster anymore. Anymore, NAF sure. I just feels 156 00:10:13.889 --> 00:10:16.769 like also does porn on the side. It's like they have to. That's 157 00:10:16.809 --> 00:10:20.440 what I fucking have to that. We remember when Nastre came back and they 158 00:10:20.480 --> 00:10:24.120 tried to go legit, but it was like you had to pay like twenty 159 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:28.039 bucks a month for a membership and pay for the songs. Yeah, I'm 160 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:31.679 like that now. There's a how they got so fucked though, like they 161 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:33.919 pind needed the money. So they will. Of course they did, because 162 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:37.389 they give all their money to METALLICA. So the good old days of piracy. 163 00:10:37.870 --> 00:10:41.269 People can metallica a lot of shit for that and I'm like, I 164 00:10:41.350 --> 00:10:43.309 mean, I get it. I'm in the middle of putting out music and 165 00:10:43.350 --> 00:10:46.470 people are getting it before it's done and we're not getting paid for it. 166 00:10:46.590 --> 00:10:54.820 Yeah, fucking don't do that. Are they making like think I like some 167 00:10:54.899 --> 00:10:58.940 type of cold right now? My kid had a cold. Shit, yeah, 168 00:10:58.299 --> 00:11:01.620 got the Rona. Now it's not the ro got the actually tested myself. 169 00:11:01.860 --> 00:11:05.929 Yeah, she's free tests now. I bought some tests. The test 170 00:11:05.970 --> 00:11:09.730 I just wasn't feeling good. I was like yeah, better say at the 171 00:11:09.730 --> 00:11:13.370 sorry, man, honestly, it could just be just congestion and Shit's that 172 00:11:13.450 --> 00:11:16.889 time of here and starting to warm up again. So yeah, but like 173 00:11:16.970 --> 00:11:18.919 the METALICA thing, like most bands make their money at their concerts. anyways. 174 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:22.559 Oh yeah, no, any any musician who's like professional will tell you 175 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:26.639 they don't make money through music sales because when you look at like the know 176 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:31.039 especially, so you'd like like a like, I'm let's say an album is 177 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:33.549 made for a hundred bucks. I know, but just just bear it's an 178 00:11:33.590 --> 00:11:35.110 easy number to work with. So if an album is made for a hundred 179 00:11:35.110 --> 00:11:39.629 bucks, they've got to pay all the producers, all the artists, all 180 00:11:39.710 --> 00:11:43.870 the exact everybody who had anything to do with the business behind that album getting 181 00:11:43.870 --> 00:11:46.669 made, and then the musicians is kind of get whatever the fuck's left over. 182 00:11:46.220 --> 00:11:48.899 That's why it's like tickets are so expensive. That's why we when you 183 00:11:48.940 --> 00:11:52.379 buy merch is so fucking expensive. Now, you know, I want to 184 00:11:52.419 --> 00:11:56.779 see slippot last year and the little knit hat that I bought was twenty five 185 00:11:56.860 --> 00:12:00.980 bucks, you know, but that's how they make their fucking money. It's 186 00:12:01.019 --> 00:12:03.009 white bands. An artist spend so much time on the road these days too. 187 00:12:03.330 --> 00:12:09.610 Yeah, fucking little. Yeah, it's not great. Kind of way 188 00:12:09.610 --> 00:12:11.529 I got out of it. And it's just the more the more time you 189 00:12:11.610 --> 00:12:15.840 spend looking at the music business, the more you just kind of fucking hate 190 00:12:15.840 --> 00:12:18.279 it, unless you're a soulless prick. But thing is like I always thought 191 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:22.240 about as a comedian, if I ever did an album, it's goal of 192 00:12:22.279 --> 00:12:28.159 mine. I would not charge for it. Yeah, I would just give 193 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:31.549 it out for free. There's a lot of on those is cycled band camp, 194 00:12:31.710 --> 00:12:33.470 which is like yeah, yeah, they're and they're great. It's a 195 00:12:33.470 --> 00:12:37.509 good if you're looking for like good independent music, that's a great one to 196 00:12:37.549 --> 00:12:41.230 go through. A lot of Comedians with their albums up on there. It's 197 00:12:41.389 --> 00:12:43.899 like, I wouldn't like people like always throw their album like on like apple 198 00:12:45.019 --> 00:12:46.580 music or whenever want to give it out, want to give it up for 199 00:12:46.659 --> 00:12:50.620 free. I get you. That's how I am, I guess. I 200 00:12:50.659 --> 00:12:56.340 don't know. I see no rhyme of reason as opposed to like the there's 201 00:12:56.379 --> 00:12:58.330 this musician that goes to the barrel house and he's very good, like he's 202 00:12:58.450 --> 00:13:01.769 very talented. I get excited time he's playing, but he's always are trying 203 00:13:01.769 --> 00:13:05.049 to sell his vinyls at the Barrel House on Thursday. I'll for like forty 204 00:13:05.129 --> 00:13:09.090 bucks a piece, and I'm like nobody does. No, dude, it's 205 00:13:09.090 --> 00:13:11.730 not having us, it's not not the right place. No one here, 206 00:13:11.809 --> 00:13:13.960 no one hears the right to. I have to like you don't know who 207 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:18.519 I am. I gonna charge you for my jokes, right, I mean 208 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:20.240 like just stuff. Listen, like fine, I can pay to see me, 209 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:24.440 but whatever, like, yeah, charge you for that. I'd rather 210 00:13:24.519 --> 00:13:28.070 because a lot of a lot of comics have started putting their comedy specials up 211 00:13:28.110 --> 00:13:31.870 on like Youtube and stuff rather than trying to especially like the lower, the 212 00:13:31.950 --> 00:13:35.190 lower, the lower level guys, because they're like whatever, fuck it, 213 00:13:35.509 --> 00:13:37.389 it's free. It's just there and it's if anybody's like how do I get 214 00:13:37.389 --> 00:13:39.110 it, here's a link, because, I mean, you can be a 215 00:13:39.149 --> 00:13:41.860 great comic but nobody's seeing you. Yeah, you know what I mean, 216 00:13:41.980 --> 00:13:48.460 like or like you can kind of like Martin Norman up about what Mark Norman 217 00:13:48.580 --> 00:13:52.379 did. was like nobody want to buy a special out the lunch. HMM. 218 00:13:52.700 --> 00:13:54.929 And so he's put on Youtube and fucking great special. Yeah, Sam 219 00:13:54.970 --> 00:14:00.370 Morrel, Sam were old. Yeah, nobody wanted to buy is like no, 220 00:14:00.490 --> 00:14:05.049 but Netflix. Nobody wanted to put him on fucking Youtube. It was 221 00:14:05.210 --> 00:14:07.129 like this is during covid. Yeah, like he felt it right before covid. 222 00:14:07.169 --> 00:14:11.279 Yeah, and then it came out during covid and like it's probably the 223 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:16.000 best special I've seen him a long ass time. Like some so funny for 224 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:20.960 this up. He's so fucking funny. It's any Dayton taylored, Tomlinson. 225 00:14:20.600 --> 00:14:22.759 They were for a while and if they still there, still I know they 226 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:26.870 were, but that's just cracking the fuck up. Yeah, I know, 227 00:14:26.950 --> 00:14:33.350 his special was so fucking funny. He like I've most of what I follow 228 00:14:33.429 --> 00:14:39.340 on Tick Tock nowadays is cooking and stand up and his are always just left 229 00:14:39.460 --> 00:14:43.100 and right, just some of the funniest shits. So right he was. 230 00:14:43.179 --> 00:14:46.100 I was laying in bed last night love playing one. I fucking laughed out 231 00:14:46.179 --> 00:14:50.539 loud in my house just by myself. But he's like he only does like, 232 00:14:52.889 --> 00:14:56.370 he only does like funny bones and stuff like that. It's not like 233 00:14:58.049 --> 00:15:01.889 he's so fucking good, but like Netflix, wouldn't even give myself. Yeah, 234 00:15:01.889 --> 00:15:05.370 like what the fuck? I seen Netflix give really bad comic specials. 235 00:15:05.409 --> 00:15:07.159 Uh Huh. Yeah, me too. I think what happened, like here's 236 00:15:07.159 --> 00:15:11.320 the fuck up thing. I think what happened was too is like Norman did 237 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:13.919 his. Yeah, and so then Netflix was like, okay, we'll give 238 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:18.159 you that half hour like thing. Yeah, after that, because I they 239 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:22.350 realized they kind of fucked up. Yeah, well, it's like Mark Ellis. 240 00:15:22.350 --> 00:15:26.830 I went to his special taping in twenty nineteen in Chicago. was with 241 00:15:26.950 --> 00:15:31.110 it to that weekend in Chicago and he was had. He had had like 242 00:15:31.269 --> 00:15:35.860 some deal with. It was either it was either Netflix or Amazon prime, 243 00:15:35.940 --> 00:15:39.259 and it completely felt the fuck apart. So we just had fuck it and 244 00:15:39.379 --> 00:15:41.940 put it up on youtube and it crushed numbers. Wise it was you can 245 00:15:41.980 --> 00:15:46.059 see me in it, by the way, folks, but it's a see 246 00:15:46.059 --> 00:15:48.940 a fact. I had a blazer and a Batman tshirts me. Yeah, 247 00:15:50.850 --> 00:15:52.610 because that's what I want you to take away from somebody else's comedy special. 248 00:15:52.649 --> 00:15:58.610 I'm in the audience. Yeah, Jud Jay, Jay Washington just put one 249 00:15:58.649 --> 00:16:03.690 up. It's like it was like he headlined for like forty minutes somewhere and 250 00:16:03.970 --> 00:16:07.840 just had the whole thing, you know, taped and recorded professionally and put 251 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:12.200 it up and such got to do nowadays. Yep, we hope you're all 252 00:16:12.279 --> 00:16:15.200 loving the show so far. 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Well, you 262 00:16:53.049 --> 00:16:55.889 can, you can, you can try to get them right now. If 263 00:16:55.929 --> 00:16:59.529 you go to send a marks website, they might be all out. At 264 00:16:59.570 --> 00:17:02.240 this point, though. It's basically it's it's two days before comes out. 265 00:17:02.399 --> 00:17:06.799 It was an imax screening, like Qa and shit like that. So cool, 266 00:17:07.079 --> 00:17:11.359 we're at the green so awt. Yeah, fuck, yeah, I'm 267 00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:15.039 so ready to go. Let's go to Youtube here. I'm so fucking psych 268 00:17:15.119 --> 00:17:18.069 for this fucking movie. Me Too. Oh my God, seven layer salad. 269 00:17:18.150 --> 00:17:32.859 That's not Batman, right, Gotcha. Boom. Were you supposed to 270 00:17:32.900 --> 00:18:45.170 be about brigs to match lass than a month came. Now this continues. 271 00:18:47.250 --> 00:18:51.170 You won't be long before you nothing left, and I don't care what happens. 272 00:18:51.210 --> 00:19:03.680 To Make Shit, I'll tell your life way by it. Oh, 273 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:11.150 you really not as smart as I thought you. You're fute on her truth 274 00:19:11.269 --> 00:19:48.170 about the dish us. He just looks like he's broken. That Batman, 275 00:19:48.250 --> 00:19:52.640 Li's Bratman looks broken. Oh my God, I can't wait for this fucking 276 00:19:52.759 --> 00:19:56.240 movie. Dude. I'll what I likes about that trailer because, like you, 277 00:19:56.720 --> 00:20:00.319 if you worry almost that like, okay, it's this close to when 278 00:20:00.359 --> 00:20:02.480 it comes out, are we going to put too much in the trailer? 279 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:08.349 It's just kind of a recut of everything we've seen already with like little things, 280 00:20:08.390 --> 00:20:11.549 yeah, added in maybe, like maybe, like scenes we've seen from 281 00:20:11.549 --> 00:20:15.190 a different angle or something like. It's not like that shot of the riddler 282 00:20:15.309 --> 00:20:18.029 was the most we've seen of him in any trailer. Yeah, one shot, 283 00:20:18.150 --> 00:20:22.259 but it's such as quick shot that and it there's no other context to 284 00:20:22.339 --> 00:20:25.660 it. So, yeah, that's I was getting nervous. When it's this 285 00:20:25.700 --> 00:20:27.940 close to release date we're still getting trailers. It's like don't because wonder woman. 286 00:20:29.059 --> 00:20:30.339 Eighty four did that. Oh, really, like, don't show me 287 00:20:30.420 --> 00:20:33.619 too much in the trailer, because I'm just not going to see the movie. 288 00:20:33.180 --> 00:20:38.009 Also, eighty four sucked, but I'm so fucking sikes for this man, 289 00:20:38.250 --> 00:20:41.329 because that's strange. What comes out like a couple months after that, 290 00:20:41.609 --> 00:20:45.690 couple weeks after that, and then moon nightthrops next month. I still got 291 00:20:45.809 --> 00:20:48.930 watch book, a BUBBA Fett. Yeah, you fucking do the finalees tomorrow. 292 00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:52.680 Well, tomorrow when we're recording this. Last week's episode, because we 293 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:56.559 didn't talk about it was some of the Best Star Wars I've ever seen in 294 00:20:56.599 --> 00:21:00.160 my life. That's what I heard. The last two episodes, like the 295 00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:04.349 last two episodes tied together the OT trilogy, the prequels, the sequels, 296 00:21:04.390 --> 00:21:10.430 all the side and all the side movies, the two animated series and Jedifall 297 00:21:10.470 --> 00:21:15.109 in order, like everything was in some way touched on. So he knows 298 00:21:15.150 --> 00:21:18.470 what he's doing. So yeah, yeah, they know well, especially because 299 00:21:18.470 --> 00:21:22.140 the last two episodes, the first one was directed by Brycetallice Howard, who's 300 00:21:22.180 --> 00:21:25.980 done she's done an episode of every season of the Mandalorian and she's directed other 301 00:21:26.059 --> 00:21:27.940 stuff too, and this was easily that was easily the best episode she's done. 302 00:21:29.460 --> 00:21:32.500 And then the second one was done by Dave Feloney, who's been who 303 00:21:32.579 --> 00:21:36.210 co produces all the shows with with Favro, because he kind of runs the 304 00:21:36.250 --> 00:21:38.849 TV stuff for Lucas Film and he did all the animated shows. So like 305 00:21:38.930 --> 00:21:42.250 the episode of the Mandalorian, where Asoka shows up, like he did that 306 00:21:42.369 --> 00:21:47.160 episode because He created a Soka for the clone wars. And after these last 307 00:21:47.160 --> 00:21:49.880 two episodes it's just like just give these guys everything that, anything they want, 308 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:53.160 because I am people have been shitting on it and, like I then 309 00:21:53.279 --> 00:21:57.599 allison, everybodys like, what the Fuck's going off? Is Amazing Uppen to 310 00:21:57.759 --> 00:22:00.829 the last two. It just it just felt like the show had, they 311 00:22:00.869 --> 00:22:03.509 can dead, no idea what it was doing and it's I still don't think 312 00:22:03.549 --> 00:22:07.430 the show is a whole is very cohesive, but the last two episodes have 313 00:22:07.549 --> 00:22:14.309 been fucking incredible. So I'm really on a tight rope. But how tomorrow 314 00:22:14.390 --> 00:22:18.420 is going to go? It's like, as is the finale going to be 315 00:22:18.500 --> 00:22:19.940 good when everything's put together, and are we going to? Are we going 316 00:22:19.980 --> 00:22:22.539 to kind of get to the fucking point and enough time, or is it 317 00:22:22.579 --> 00:22:26.099 all going to feel rushed and thrown together? And I don't know, we'll 318 00:22:26.099 --> 00:22:30.890 see, but after the last two they've got a high bar to live up 319 00:22:30.930 --> 00:22:33.690 to. Now I'm on vacation at the end of the month, so I 320 00:22:33.809 --> 00:22:37.569 will watch that. Yeah, Shang Chi and the internals. I have seen 321 00:22:37.609 --> 00:22:41.450 Shang Chi yet. Yeah, and it meaning to just having a kid. 322 00:22:41.769 --> 00:22:44.319 Oh, I got it. Man, Cock blocks, you're fucking movie. 323 00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:48.200 I'll tell you about cock block and watching a movie. Fuck the Huber Heights 324 00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:52.640 cinemark theater. I don't care if anybody I fuck the Huber Heights cinem mark. 325 00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:56.160 Okay, so Friday my but I had to take his to go see 326 00:22:56.160 --> 00:22:59.309 Jack Ass forever with the guys from work for weeks. I got them weeks 327 00:22:59.349 --> 00:23:03.470 ago and Friday like the snow had stopped, all the emergencies have gone away, 328 00:23:03.470 --> 00:23:06.990 all the streets of the most part I've been plowed. Everything was fine. 329 00:23:07.589 --> 00:23:10.869 We show up to the theater at nine o'clock. The movies for fifteen. 330 00:23:11.349 --> 00:23:14.579 Is a bunch people standing outside waiting to get in and the doors are 331 00:23:14.660 --> 00:23:18.380 locked. And do you can see the fucking staff sitting in there behind the 332 00:23:18.460 --> 00:23:22.579 concession stand just like staring at it's like no one's coming out and telling us 333 00:23:22.579 --> 00:23:26.779 why we can't get in. It's fucking, you know, nine degrees outside. 334 00:23:26.819 --> 00:23:29.529 We're all want to know what the fuck's up. My APP still says 335 00:23:29.569 --> 00:23:30.930 like your movie starts in fifteen minutes. We're like, what the fuck? 336 00:23:32.490 --> 00:23:34.930 My Buddy has to go to the cinemark website punch in. He's the Huber 337 00:23:36.009 --> 00:23:38.210 Heights theater for it to say, Oh, this theaters close due to inclement 338 00:23:38.289 --> 00:23:42.200 weather. They canceled all the shows after an o'clock and closed early. I 339 00:23:42.319 --> 00:23:47.200 was like, what fucking inclement weather? You've been open all fucking day. 340 00:23:47.440 --> 00:23:52.119 That's very bizarre. Yeah, and I I'm fighting with cinemark right now to 341 00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:53.799 get my own because they refunded me because I bought six tickets, to of 342 00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:56.069 which I had to pay for the other four were on my freebees that I 343 00:23:56.109 --> 00:23:59.750 had saved. They are fun of me the money. They were fun to 344 00:23:59.789 --> 00:24:03.190 me my freebees yet and I'm like, Gu fuck you, guys. I 345 00:24:03.269 --> 00:24:04.789 couldn't go. I even got a little serviant thing. How was your movie? 346 00:24:04.829 --> 00:24:10.220 I didn't get the fucking see it. Yeah, I'm dying to see 347 00:24:10.259 --> 00:24:12.779 this movies. There's a lot of male Genitalian it's that's what I've heard, 348 00:24:14.180 --> 00:24:18.539 Terry, Terry, from Jim's podcast. That's a lot of dicks, a 349 00:24:18.619 --> 00:24:21.539 lot of days, lot of decks, which is I expect nothing less. 350 00:24:21.619 --> 00:24:25.569 Yeah, he said the same thing about the that Pam and Tommy Series on 351 00:24:25.609 --> 00:24:27.329 Hulu. Oh seriously, he's like. He's like, you get to me, 352 00:24:27.410 --> 00:24:33.049 he said, you get to see Sebastian stands, winter soldiers. That 353 00:24:33.250 --> 00:24:36.529 serious. Our movie series. It's on Hulu. I'm gonna Watch it at 354 00:24:36.569 --> 00:24:40.319 some point. It looks pretty good. I've heard it's really well made because 355 00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:44.440 he him and Lily James, I mean like the shit they did to make 356 00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:48.359 them look like Pam and Tommy is scary. Yeah, Holy Shit, look 357 00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:52.869 like I'm they look fucking like them. And you got seth Rogans in it, 358 00:24:55.309 --> 00:25:00.430 fucking Nick Offerman's in it. That was like the dice dices in it. 359 00:25:00.750 --> 00:25:03.349 Oh yeah, that was like the first big sex video that I was 360 00:25:03.509 --> 00:25:07.539 it was because that was like when the advent of the Internet was that's like 361 00:25:07.660 --> 00:25:11.740 part of the series. Is like the Internet, like Google, like search 362 00:25:11.740 --> 00:25:14.619 engines, like you can just find shit, and that was one of the 363 00:25:14.819 --> 00:25:18.619 first things people found by a sex tapes. I know of that one. 364 00:25:18.180 --> 00:25:22.250 Kem Kardashian, Paras Elton. Those are like the big like those of the 365 00:25:22.289 --> 00:25:27.450 Big Three. China had one. Yeah, wrestler, but that wasn't on 366 00:25:27.569 --> 00:25:30.170 like online types. It was was the same guys. It was the same 367 00:25:30.250 --> 00:25:33.130 guys that leaked Paris has. Oh Really? Yeah, because it was called 368 00:25:33.170 --> 00:25:40.200 one night in China shimcause she because she was on that clever girl. I 369 00:25:40.319 --> 00:25:44.039 know because she was on that that vh won the surreal life show, talking 370 00:25:44.079 --> 00:25:45.759 about it, because it was look around that same time and she was. 371 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:49.309 She was pissed. He was. She was. I mean it was it 372 00:25:49.390 --> 00:25:52.269 late, dude, that she lets it was late. It was because it 373 00:25:52.390 --> 00:25:56.470 was with her, with like her exboyfriend on like a vacation. She thinks 374 00:25:56.509 --> 00:26:00.829 he's the one. You leaked that. I mean that's that's the fucked up 375 00:26:00.910 --> 00:26:03.869 thing, though, too, is like all those videos were laked at that 376 00:26:03.029 --> 00:26:07.460 point and that's the Shitty party. It's like it wasn't like made. No, 377 00:26:07.819 --> 00:26:11.460 like what's her face from team mom released like her own. Oh that 378 00:26:11.539 --> 00:26:14.660 one that she that she played off as it was leaked, but it totally 379 00:26:14.700 --> 00:26:18.019 fucking was at leaked when you find out that the guy in the video was 380 00:26:18.059 --> 00:26:22.089 a professional fucking porn star. Yeah, yeah, because because, like with 381 00:26:22.170 --> 00:26:25.369 Paris, is the same shit that I think her, I think it was 382 00:26:25.410 --> 00:26:29.569 her fucking boyfriend that lead. Yeah, Pahm and Tommy, I don't think 383 00:26:29.569 --> 00:26:32.880 they ever found out who leave that one, because that was a different age 384 00:26:32.880 --> 00:26:34.839 to were. Like it wasn't like it was a digital video. was on 385 00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:41.160 like a fucking cam quarter from the s shaky can shaky can shaky closeups of 386 00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:49.789 the Dick. This is before Pov glasses. Uhhhuh my God born. Yeah, 387 00:26:49.869 --> 00:26:53.069 it was. Those are the four that I know of. So here's 388 00:26:53.109 --> 00:26:57.029 the weird thing about porn. Yeah, it used to be like, oh 389 00:26:57.069 --> 00:27:02.339 my God, like the qualities be bad. The quality has gotten so good 390 00:27:02.380 --> 00:27:04.539 that you like this is too fake. Yeah, I mean some of that 391 00:27:06.099 --> 00:27:11.019 raw, fucking real amateur. Yeah, Ring Doorbell filmed it like that's that's 392 00:27:11.099 --> 00:27:15.890 just become so fucking popular now, like that's like the top watch stuff on 393 00:27:15.970 --> 00:27:19.210 all the fucking it with the exception of so you know who Maitland Ward, 394 00:27:19.369 --> 00:27:23.009 is no idea. So she's she was an actress on like it was like 395 00:27:23.089 --> 00:27:27.369 saved by the bell or something like that, like back in the day, 396 00:27:27.450 --> 00:27:30.599 and she had a couple of small parts here and there on like soap operas 397 00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:33.160 and she was in white chicks and stuff. It's just a fucking actress. 398 00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:37.200 Well, I guess in like her like late s or something's she had no 399 00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:41.960 fucking career to speak of anymore. She starts like making amateur porn videos and 400 00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:45.190 putting them up on fucking online and shit and they fucking are just because she's 401 00:27:45.309 --> 00:27:52.029 fucking hot. So now she works for like one of the biggest porn production 402 00:27:52.109 --> 00:27:56.069 companies in the fucking country as a director, producer and stars in these fucking 403 00:27:56.190 --> 00:28:00.180 movies. Huh? And it's like she had like she's had a she's had 404 00:28:00.220 --> 00:28:03.980 ach and she's been appearing on like like talk show after talk show, F 405 00:28:03.059 --> 00:28:08.900 daytime fucking talk shows, talking about this shit at this complete career fucking resurgence 406 00:28:08.980 --> 00:28:11.660 she's had making porn. And I'm like, you know, usually you got 407 00:28:11.779 --> 00:28:15.529 to go the opposite direction, for usually you start off doing porn and then 408 00:28:15.609 --> 00:28:18.970 become a serious actress. Yeah, she went the other way. Jesus, 409 00:28:19.730 --> 00:28:25.609 that's interesting. It's well, you've got these fucking you know, e thoughts 410 00:28:25.690 --> 00:28:29.359 on twitch and all that, who are just eight. Oh Yeah, you 411 00:28:29.559 --> 00:28:32.839 were just the fucking they're the girls with the only fans who go on twitch 412 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:34.920 and for two hours sitting a pool to Bikini and make out with their microphone. 413 00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:37.640 Yeah, it's like, how's that even legal? I mean, I 414 00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:41.240 get why it's about. Like well, like a lot of them get their 415 00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:44.869 channel like suspended like four months at a time, but they come back and 416 00:28:44.990 --> 00:28:49.990 make like a million fucking dollars in a week and I got to get put 417 00:28:51.029 --> 00:28:53.910 a hamster up my ass. And is that what I'm doing wrong? Like 418 00:28:53.990 --> 00:28:57.059 I just need to start just fucking jerking off on camera to get followers. 419 00:28:57.259 --> 00:29:00.220 I mean, I don't, don't fucking know. It's probably an audience for 420 00:29:00.339 --> 00:29:04.099 it out there somewhere, big fat guys jerking off. I'll neither, I 421 00:29:04.180 --> 00:29:07.420 think think of it. There's lots of fetish and it's there's an audience rule 422 00:29:07.500 --> 00:29:11.170 thirty four. If there's porn of it there, if it exists, there's 423 00:29:11.210 --> 00:29:15.089 pointing and think of it. Horn Yep, I want to see to midget's 424 00:29:15.130 --> 00:29:18.130 fuck. I'm side of a rainbow. I guarantee that's a thing, I 425 00:29:18.329 --> 00:29:23.559 promise you. Was Some Guy Slurs, has racial slurs at a buddy. 426 00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:26.839 incology was like. He's like, you know, I want to see porn 427 00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:33.240 of a Walrus fucking a tree, Huh? And he was like and so, 428 00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:34.799 and he was like, okay, fine, well, we'll find some. 429 00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:38.190 So he went and found a picture of a Walrus a picture of a 430 00:29:38.349 --> 00:29:41.150 tree and put a picture of a Dick between them as it there. I 431 00:29:41.269 --> 00:29:45.589 made you some Walrus Tree Porn. Now it exists. Oh my God, 432 00:29:47.390 --> 00:29:49.390 that's what I'd watch the video. Tick Tock, where is like this Ladyo 433 00:29:49.430 --> 00:29:52.259 was like? Whenever I feel down on myself, I always like remember the 434 00:29:52.339 --> 00:29:56.700 one time where I dressed up as homer simpson for Halloween and somebody had sex 435 00:29:57.059 --> 00:30:03.900 me. Ha like literally showed like her what she looked like as that's fun. 436 00:30:04.339 --> 00:30:08.849 That's fantastic. Did people will fuck dude dress like spongebob on Halloween? 437 00:30:10.049 --> 00:30:14.329 So Weird, man. 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We're gonna let me just let 447 00:30:56.380 --> 00:30:59.259 me go spend a few minutes on the toilet, you know, clear the 448 00:30:59.339 --> 00:31:06.890 pipes. Yeah, as weekend. It's the weekend super bowl. Do you 449 00:31:07.049 --> 00:31:11.450 the weekends like he's a stiked. I was gonna say stoked. It's like 450 00:31:11.569 --> 00:31:14.609 the same time. Yeah, came about stike. I was like, are 451 00:31:14.650 --> 00:31:19.079 you have that sounds like a stiked. That sounds like a lesbian as hate 452 00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:27.559 speech. Super fucking pumped, like I don't know if I want to go 453 00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:30.160 to a party or not. Yeah, I just one kind of want to 454 00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:34.549 stay at home and watch it with my son. I get. Yeah, 455 00:31:34.670 --> 00:31:38.390 I'm I haven't went in by ten bangles, one by time. I remember 456 00:31:38.430 --> 00:31:42.470 you saying that sticking. So it's they stick with hi man, Joe Burrows. 457 00:31:42.789 --> 00:31:47.900 The Bangles are the truth. All right, Guy, it works. 458 00:31:47.940 --> 00:31:49.579 All pissed off because he because, because I'm leaving, he can't take they 459 00:31:49.579 --> 00:31:52.059 off to go watch, to go stawn watch super bowl, but you're just 460 00:31:52.140 --> 00:31:55.180 a fucking day. I am. I will guess he was. He was 461 00:31:55.220 --> 00:31:59.339 getting so salty because nobody will cover for I mean, I I can't blame 462 00:31:59.539 --> 00:32:01.609 nobody. Fellow I was like, Dude, they want to say it all 463 00:32:01.650 --> 00:32:06.170 the fucking watch it too. I told him I was like get all your 464 00:32:06.210 --> 00:32:07.970 shit done, turn on the TV and the fucking room and just watch it 465 00:32:08.049 --> 00:32:10.250 at work and get paid to watch it. Yeah, I'm sorry, you 466 00:32:10.329 --> 00:32:14.849 can't get drunk, but you can tell people you got paid to watch the 467 00:32:14.890 --> 00:32:19.119 Super Bowl. Yeah, well, they paid five granted ticket. Jesus. 468 00:32:19.880 --> 00:32:24.039 Well, was it a gonna go with that? Oh yeah, so like 469 00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:30.670 day in public's closing all their schools the day. Yeah, my wife's my 470 00:32:30.789 --> 00:32:32.670 eyes, while I my floors and Miamis are at their closed. The next 471 00:32:32.670 --> 00:32:39.150 day, apparently somebody hacked the superintendence email, cattering it sound an email saying 472 00:32:39.150 --> 00:32:45.099 they're all closed. Oh No, shit, but they're not. I'll saw 473 00:32:45.460 --> 00:32:49.700 the wine. Declared Sunday to be sincinn any bangles day. Yeah, who 474 00:32:49.740 --> 00:32:53.619 day, who day it's? It means a lot to a lot of people. 475 00:32:53.619 --> 00:32:58.140 Yeah, it means a lot. I mean, I mean it's lots 476 00:32:58.180 --> 00:33:00.250 of me. You mean? I know a bunch of people means a lot 477 00:33:00.809 --> 00:33:04.569 to it. Just every team means a lot to somebody. It's why they 478 00:33:04.609 --> 00:33:08.250 were a team. I think it means more the bangles fans, partially because 479 00:33:08.329 --> 00:33:12.089 of the facts. The first time in thirty something year. Sure. So 480 00:33:12.210 --> 00:33:17.119 it's just like what the fuck. Yeah, like, I don't. It's 481 00:33:17.160 --> 00:33:22.839 still like I'm about a bangles fan and I get it. I got it 482 00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:25.880 still blows my mind that were there. Yeah, like, what the fuck? 483 00:33:27.789 --> 00:33:30.869 All right, we were talking about that yesterday with work. Just like 484 00:33:30.950 --> 00:33:35.710 it's just it just feels weird to say, like the bank goals are in 485 00:33:35.789 --> 00:33:40.579 the Super Bowl and might win. They won them, gunsh Matt Mad and 486 00:33:40.660 --> 00:33:45.460 had them winning, it's true, and had a winning I saw penguin pick 487 00:33:45.539 --> 00:33:52.220 the angles over when, yeah, literally pick the angles. I don't. 488 00:33:53.059 --> 00:33:58.170 It's very odd. I don't. It's just it's so surreal. Yeah, 489 00:33:59.769 --> 00:34:01.809 oh goddess, can't wait for Sunday. I'm so glad I'm off that day. 490 00:34:04.130 --> 00:34:06.490 I'll be yeah, because my last day at work is at the job 491 00:34:06.650 --> 00:34:09.880 is Friday and I'm off for a week before the new one. And like 492 00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:13.800 my uncle, like, no matter who's playing, always is a huge shop 493 00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:16.800 will party. Like I'm so fucking stoked. It's like I can go to 494 00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:22.559 a party. Obviously my family is invited, but things are we can't stay 495 00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:24.590 their entire time because of our kid. Yeah, so it's like I just 496 00:34:24.670 --> 00:34:28.389 want to stay on my watch and hold him. Yeah, it's be really 497 00:34:28.429 --> 00:34:30.030 kind of. That's one thing. I meant. That's one thing is sucked 498 00:34:30.030 --> 00:34:32.869 about the AC championship. When they want is like I was at work, 499 00:34:32.909 --> 00:34:36.670 yeah, watching it and I couldn't hold my kid and one watching it. 500 00:34:36.789 --> 00:34:39.099 It's why I really wanted to do that's the little God damn. Why am 501 00:34:39.099 --> 00:34:44.179 I becoming a human being? The side of Mike Wells we never thought we'd 502 00:34:44.219 --> 00:34:45.380 ever get to see. Well, it's weird. is like so, like, 503 00:34:46.300 --> 00:34:49.539 I don't if you discuss this last week now, we probably did it. 504 00:34:50.619 --> 00:34:52.769 You might have light. Like all we talked about was the angles last 505 00:34:52.769 --> 00:34:59.010 week. So, so, like on last Tuesday, I think it was 506 00:34:59.050 --> 00:35:01.489 Tuesday, my son that had just congestion. Yeah, Oh my God, 507 00:35:01.929 --> 00:35:06.610 like he's got the Spanish flu. That's what I thought in my head. 508 00:35:06.650 --> 00:35:07.519 I was like Oh my God, like, and I took the day off 509 00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:10.840 to take care of him. Like, yeah, I'm like, What Person 510 00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:15.840 Am I? I was just the sniffles. Yeah, but that's who. 511 00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:21.590 I don't know. Well, you and your dad had a strained relationship. 512 00:35:21.710 --> 00:35:23.710 I hate my father. Yeah, so I'm sure there's probably something to do 513 00:35:23.789 --> 00:35:27.590 with it. Yeah, yeah, probably a party. You See, I 514 00:35:27.630 --> 00:35:30.710 mean I have seen a therapist. It's weird that when people is like how 515 00:35:30.750 --> 00:35:32.150 you can't make fun of your dad or like why would you say that about 516 00:35:32.150 --> 00:35:35.780 handcupt? Well, my dad was in a wheelchair, nothing prick and he's 517 00:35:35.780 --> 00:35:37.460 a piece of shit. Yeah, I've always said, like if my Dad 518 00:35:38.179 --> 00:35:43.579 God, like I don't really believe in God, but he was putting a 519 00:35:43.579 --> 00:35:47.980 wheelchair because if he wasn't, he'd be Hitler, you know what I mean, 520 00:35:49.099 --> 00:35:52.690 like take away his abilities. Yeah, it's the way to how to 521 00:35:52.730 --> 00:35:58.010 keep that kind of a shit bag down. Yeah, fucking bounce the force. 522 00:35:58.449 --> 00:36:01.690 Yeah, I never did a lot of jokes about my dad. I 523 00:36:01.969 --> 00:36:06.960 mean he and I had a weird relationship for a while. He was he 524 00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:08.840 basically was saying up, he's like he's like I don't want to be in 525 00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:13.639 your routine ever, like he like he was. So I just never really 526 00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:19.550 did I had some that I wanted to do, but just kind of never 527 00:36:20.190 --> 00:36:22.190 did them because after a while I just moved just one of the ones I 528 00:36:22.230 --> 00:36:25.510 used to have written in the back of my head was like I wish my 529 00:36:25.590 --> 00:36:29.510 dad was like an alcoholic or a drug addict, because then least you'd have 530 00:36:29.510 --> 00:36:35.219 a reason for being such an asshole. Like I used to write jokes and 531 00:36:35.300 --> 00:36:37.940 I was like twelve, yeah, am my dad like found them and made 532 00:36:37.940 --> 00:36:42.179 me throw them away. Oh really, yeah, I never forgave him for 533 00:36:42.300 --> 00:36:47.289 that. He was like this is bullshit and was like im I got jokes 534 00:36:47.329 --> 00:36:50.769 on. My Dad is, like they say, follow your father's footsteps. 535 00:36:50.809 --> 00:36:53.010 My Dad's in a wheelchair, roll around entire tracks. People like why you 536 00:36:53.050 --> 00:36:57.130 make fun of people? Like that's my dad, like, Dad's in a 537 00:36:57.130 --> 00:37:02.199 wheelchair, like my mom told me. My Dad's a devil. So whenever 538 00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:07.159 I want to get to get as advice, I play records back where I 539 00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:10.159 like that one. It's not great advice. Just says the vote trump two 540 00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:16.550 thousand and twenty four. Like I never tell that joke on stage ever, 541 00:37:16.590 --> 00:37:20.469 because nobody, like, I don't think, gets that joke the right playing 542 00:37:20.510 --> 00:37:22.150 the records back with yeah, yeah, it's such a thing of the past. 543 00:37:22.309 --> 00:37:30.619 Yeah, get an older crowd maybe. Yeah. And the stuff about 544 00:37:30.619 --> 00:37:35.699 my whenever I introduce myself to my father in law for the first time, 545 00:37:35.739 --> 00:37:39.019 I said Hey, I'm Mike, I'm an alcoholic. I wanted us to 546 00:37:39.139 --> 00:37:49.610 have something in common like that. Her Dad died of Alcoholis Oh sh I 547 00:37:49.730 --> 00:37:52.650 mean it's a lot of my jokes are partially true. That's what makes that 548 00:37:52.730 --> 00:37:55.489 lots. What makes them so fucking like funny, though, is because there's 549 00:37:55.489 --> 00:37:58.960 an authenticity to it. You can hear. You can always tell what a 550 00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:01.920 comics got doing a joke. It's not based in reality. Yeah, when 551 00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:05.440 it's just something that's not that is not funny, but you can always tell. 552 00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:07.920 Well, I tell you what happened. I said I'm reading green eggs 553 00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:10.639 and hand to my kid. Not how I thought this was good. Got 554 00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:13.909 With that all right. I'm like, I'm reading green eggs and my son, 555 00:38:13.989 --> 00:38:15.190 and I realized. I was like, Holy Shit, it's entire books 556 00:38:15.190 --> 00:38:22.230 about no means no. Think of walk me through this. You don't. 557 00:38:22.429 --> 00:38:24.670 You don't get it here. Don't see, I haven't read Adam Pie's on 558 00:38:24.789 --> 00:38:28.420 asking him to eat green eggs in handy. One's going to know. I 559 00:38:28.460 --> 00:38:30.300 wouldn't eat him in the with the box when to eat them in the house. 560 00:38:30.340 --> 00:38:36.579 Would it? Eat Him with a mouse? Oh Shit, Holy Shit. 561 00:38:37.940 --> 00:38:39.460 I literally turned to my wife as I'm reading this to my kid. 562 00:38:39.900 --> 00:38:43.849 I'm like this books about the phrase no means no, and she's like, 563 00:38:44.409 --> 00:38:47.250 Oh my God, you're right. So try to do like a joke about 564 00:38:47.250 --> 00:38:52.170 it, like it's like the whole thing. The very beginning is like yeah, 565 00:38:53.050 --> 00:38:57.559 the books about no means no, and like fifty percent of it will 566 00:38:57.559 --> 00:38:59.800 have you right now going, Oh my God, you're right. The other 567 00:38:59.960 --> 00:39:01.599 she's going, I have no idea what you're talking about, and those are 568 00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:06.000 the people you want to stay away from exactly. They don't get it. 569 00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:12.110 I'm not saying like Dr seuss is a sexual Predator. What I'm saying is 570 00:39:12.389 --> 00:39:15.789 he kind of writes like one, like green eggs and ham. Of all 571 00:39:15.869 --> 00:39:19.469 the things you chose from me, chose something else, a cock and balls 572 00:39:19.550 --> 00:39:24.739 with that is td. That book is forty five pages. The Sam I 573 00:39:24.820 --> 00:39:29.820 am going, hey, eat my green eggs and my green eggs and Hannah, 574 00:39:29.980 --> 00:39:32.739 eat my green eggs and ham, until finally the person just gives up 575 00:39:32.780 --> 00:39:37.420 and eat some so like any frat party, and finally really likes them. 576 00:39:37.539 --> 00:39:40.010 Yeah, if you just try it, you'll like it. Just try it, 577 00:39:40.130 --> 00:39:43.570 you just let me touch put it in your butt hole. I was 578 00:39:43.690 --> 00:39:46.650 gonna say that on stage Friday. Oh yeah, that entire joke, but 579 00:39:46.769 --> 00:39:51.050 like they were so like it was so new. That was like I didn't 580 00:39:51.050 --> 00:39:52.960 want to do like I had to. I need to get the fucking not 581 00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:57.280 Friday but on Sunday. I was going to tell that joke on Sunday by 582 00:39:57.320 --> 00:40:00.920 like I wanted to like not try a new joke because everybody was just so 583 00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:06.119 like not doing well. I I gotta get the crowd going. I was 584 00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:09.590 literally reading I'm my God damn, this book is literally about now. The 585 00:40:09.630 --> 00:40:14.230 phrase no means though, you sick son of a bitch. See, we, 586 00:40:14.309 --> 00:40:15.469 now, we now. We should be our new every week. I 587 00:40:15.510 --> 00:40:19.070 want you to come back with the new children's book and tell us what the 588 00:40:19.230 --> 00:40:22.460 with the deeper meaning of it is. It don't cat has about kids. 589 00:40:22.500 --> 00:40:27.340 It talk to crackhead, bad parenting skills. One fish to fish, red 590 00:40:27.420 --> 00:40:31.059 Fleish fish, blue fish, about fish. I don't fucking no.