April 7, 2022

Where Are Our Nukes?


So, apparently, the US is still missing 6 nukes that vanished over 20 years ago. That's...not great. Also, there are some weird conspiracy theories out there. Plus, the Grammys can suck it.

This week, Mike & Mike talk about:

  • Missing nukes
  • Conspiracy theories
  • The Grammys

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If you don't like it, please stay in 19 00:01:36.439 --> 00:01:42.439 your seats. We don't want to get in smacked tonight. Okay, Levar, 20 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:48.040 yeah, welcome to the Basement Lounge. Grab a chair, grab a 21 00:01:48.159 --> 00:01:53.120 drink and settling. Let's have some fun. This is partially why weren't allowed 22 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:57.200 to bring nukes in Japan anymore. HMM, period are an on their waters. 23 00:01:57.239 --> 00:02:00.719 Adding new clear type stuff is like after, obviously, after everything happen, 24 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:04.359 Bagasaki and all that. Yeah, well, we were at it. 25 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:07.719 We had a carrier and the plane, that hat was on the carrier. 26 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:09.159 I had like two of them, know, one of them, and fell 27 00:02:09.199 --> 00:02:15.800 off the carrier with it. Oh, just, and wasn't nobody put the 28 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:19.759 ebreak on what? Then fucking like the government try to hide it up and 29 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:23.080 I'm like say, no, it's not what I hapt like it was just 30 00:02:23.159 --> 00:02:24.759 the plane. There was nothing else on it and I would being like a 31 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:31.120 fucking nuke on it. But then the God nuke that's off of Georgia as 32 00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:37.039 a hundred times more powerful than when we hit in a Kasaki with just sit 33 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:43.039 in the ocean man as well. I like I forgot about him and I 34 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:46.039 somebody's literally brought a Mobe broken are and I was like I want to read 35 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:47.439 this again. Like I was just like jess is, so how do you 36 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:51.560 lose like nukes? Are you just how? You just lose what? It's 37 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:54.240 not your wallet. Like has been thirty five different instances where we've lost nukes. 38 00:02:54.319 --> 00:02:58.560 But like what's yeah, but like we've got him all back, but 39 00:02:58.719 --> 00:03:02.719 like six? Yeah, yeah, but even one. And it's like so, 40 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:07.039 yeah, we we've will you, we've gotten all but six nukes back. 41 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:10.400 Okay, well, there's still six nukes. Get Atn nukes on accounted 42 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:14.599 for how much? One it was one. They re one that they recovered. 43 00:03:14.639 --> 00:03:16.039 They recover. Well, it was one that I had. Like they 44 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:19.879 lost two of them. They recovered one. I couldn't regrab the other one, 45 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:22.319 but the other, the one that was recovered, had like three. 46 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:24.719 was like three out of five activated. I don't know how they worried it 47 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:30.879 whatever. I was like, what the fuck, Jesus, nights just nakes. 48 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:32.280 Well, youver see the this is from. This was a year, 49 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:37.080 like a couple seasons ago, when John Oliver was talking about the status of 50 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:40.599 like the nuke silos, the missile silos. Yeah, they're so poorly maintained, 51 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:46.439 like they're still running off computers that use like the huge fucking floppy discs. 52 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:50.240 That's so wild. They were talking about how at one point somebody went 53 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:54.840 and did an inspection and like the door was being propped open with a crowbar 54 00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:59.560 because like the thing was broken and just hadn't fixed it yet. At one 55 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:00.840 point they went in, the guy who was on duty was like taking a 56 00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:06.439 fucking nap or something, and they're just like these are nukes, motherfuckers, 57 00:04:06.680 --> 00:04:10.639 and it's they're just there, but it's one of those like they are so 58 00:04:10.759 --> 00:04:15.479 afraid. The reason like they run those old computers is they're so afraid that 59 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:20.079 if they disconnect anything, he'll breaks. Yeah, because in order to upgrade 60 00:04:20.120 --> 00:04:24.120 that saw, all that equipment, you'd have to take it offline and put 61 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:28.959 new shit in, because they're not big spaces. They're very small, like 62 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:32.319 those control rooms like the size of this room, if not smaller, and 63 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:35.959 there's only so much you can do without just taking the shit offline. And 64 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:39.319 they're like, well, what if we do that? Like what's going to 65 00:04:39.399 --> 00:04:42.120 happen? These are these are nukes. That's actually a good point and never 66 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:46.279 thought about it. Like Huh, I got fuck yeah, but also, 67 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:47.959 yeah, it's a say is that kind of's like like like imagine that, 68 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:51.399 like like the button to blow up the world was being run off one of 69 00:04:51.439 --> 00:04:56.240 the like a room full of those refrigerator size fucking hard drives from the s 70 00:04:56.480 --> 00:04:59.399 like that. That's fucking scary, although like, at the same time, 71 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:03.040 maybe like be super hard to hack system that's that old. That's probably another 72 00:05:03.079 --> 00:05:06.279 reason why they do it, because it's basically analog. Yeah, it's not 73 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:11.319 exactly. Now, all the other shit like at the Pentagon and all that. 74 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:15.079 That sends them their orders. Different story. But like hacking the silos 75 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:19.920 themselves is damn near impossible. Near, not not completely impossible, but near 76 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:26.000 impossible, because, you know, war games was made in the fucking S. 77 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:30.720 so, yeah, true, it's a second movie. Yeah, but 78 00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:33.040 yeah, I remember. So I was like us, I remember was seeing 79 00:05:33.079 --> 00:05:36.399 that has like that kind of scares the shit happening. Like we read that. 80 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:39.759 Read some of them. It's like, yeah, it's like fucking and 81 00:05:39.959 --> 00:05:42.560 like I don't know why I just got on it because I was like, 82 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:50.160 well, you know, hold on, missing nukes. That's fucking US lost, 83 00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:57.000 seeing US nukes. I'm trying to put up the six. I want 84 00:05:57.000 --> 00:06:06.399 to pull up the one that. Let's see, thirty two on documented. 85 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:17.160 Thirty two document a nuclear weapon accidents. Yeah, where was this one? 86 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:24.279 It was okay, so here's one. It's just seventy one years ago it 87 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:29.319 was lost from the crew of a United States air force convey or be conveyor 88 00:06:29.480 --> 00:06:33.199 be thirty six bomber was conducting a mock nuclear strike. It wasn't route from 89 00:06:33.240 --> 00:06:38.920 Ellison Air Force Space Alaska to Carlisle air for space. Sex of war developed 90 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:42.240 engine trouble. Not wanting to crash the nuclear warhead, the crew was ordered 91 00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:47.240 to drop its thirty kiloton mark for fat man bomb into the specific Pacific Ocean, 92 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:50.680 specific ocean. Jesus. Yeah, like, I mean, like, 93 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:54.160 and that's like kind of like the right thing to do, like you can't 94 00:06:54.199 --> 00:06:57.560 crap, you know, you don't want to crash with it. On the 95 00:06:57.600 --> 00:07:00.480 positive side, from like what I'm looking up here, because when was that 96 00:07:00.519 --> 00:07:03.399 one? That was seven. That was the last one. So I don't 97 00:07:03.439 --> 00:07:08.920 know. I mean it's been the last one was like, well, those 98 00:07:08.959 --> 00:07:13.959 were eighty six. Yet loss of two nuclear reactors and either thirty two or 99 00:07:13.959 --> 00:07:17.680 forty eight warheads. So either thirty two or forty eight, sixteen difference. 100 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:27.879 Wild. I'm trying to find the Georgia one. So Georgia. Yeah, 101 00:07:28.199 --> 00:07:30.079 I think that's the most interesting. I Um. You said Georgia, the 102 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:36.720 country right now. No, George of the state, that state a daring 103 00:07:36.759 --> 00:07:42.399 a simulated combat mission. Near Savannah, Georgia, another air force B forty, 104 00:07:42.600 --> 00:07:46.439 forty seven bomber carrying at MK Fifteen weapon collided with the F eighty six. 105 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:49.079 After multiple attempts to land, the bomber crew was Kevin the green light 106 00:07:49.120 --> 00:07:55.120 to jettison the bombs to reduce weight also to ensure it wouldn't explode. Durtymer 107 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:58.720 and sea landing. The botto, which was dropped over the walshaw sound near 108 00:07:58.800 --> 00:08:05.959 the mouth of the Savannah River, wasn't wasn't recovered. Hmm Oh, that's 109 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:13.399 awesome. Yeah, okay, yeah, that was that was at fifty eight. 110 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:16.879 Yet if the eight, okay, because I got to that happened in 111 00:08:16.959 --> 00:08:20.040 fifty eight. One, savanna. Okay, so Savannah, Georgia. Okay, 112 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:22.959 how do you have two in one ear. Yeah, one was in 113 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:28.199 Mars bluffed, South Carolina. A B forty seventy bomber was flying from Hunter 114 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:33.080 Air Force Base in Savannah to England in a formation of for B forty seven's 115 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:37.720 on a top secret mission called operations Snow Flurry, to perform a mock bombing 116 00:08:37.799 --> 00:08:43.240 exercise. The flight navigator was checking the walking harness on a massive mark g 117 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:46.320 nuclear bomb. When you accidentally push the emergency release lever, the bomb fell 118 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:50.480 on the Bombay doors, smash them open and going into a Fifteenzero foot free 119 00:08:50.480 --> 00:08:54.960 fall, the high explosive detonator went off. It hit the ground six point 120 00:08:56.039 --> 00:09:00.679 five miles east of Flor and South Carolina in Mars Bluff, create a seventy 121 00:09:00.679 --> 00:09:03.559 foot wide crater in here by house was destroyed and seventy and several people were 122 00:09:03.559 --> 00:09:07.679 injured. In nuclear detonation was not possible, however, because while on board 123 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:16.200 a weapon's core is not in the weapon for safety reasons. But still, 124 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:20.639 that's one of those like that happens the case or you're fired. You understand 125 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:24.440 that right? Gonna pack up my Shit? Yeah, yeah, you gonna 126 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:26.720 talk to HR. At that point you're like, you know what I'm just 127 00:09:26.759 --> 00:09:28.080 jumping out of the plane. I'm just jumping out of the plane. Fuck 128 00:09:28.120 --> 00:09:33.000 it, Bill, you to shoot fug it shit. Oh Shit, that's 129 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:37.440 so fucking wild, so scary. It's crazy. And wait, there's six 130 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:39.679 of them that still have not been like that's a blosom. There's six, 131 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:43.679 just six bombs. There's just some fucking like like doomsday prepper. Just that 132 00:09:43.799 --> 00:09:48.039 is bunker, just sitting here like slapping. This motherfucker can blow up so 133 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:54.879 many fucking countries. Man. It's got like a smiley facing Google on it. 134 00:09:54.879 --> 00:10:01.279 It's names Jim, yeah, Jim Bow I'm really good. You know, 135 00:10:01.879 --> 00:10:05.240 he probably humps at his wife left him and that's all his companionship he's 136 00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:07.799 got anymore. I was in the air. Just was in the uranium, 137 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:13.879 dead now, or he's just mutated like five dicks guys. The one hat 138 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:16.440 a coming, one for every day of the week, takes a break on 139 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:24.600 weekends and I caught my fuck five. What? What the fuck? Yeah, 140 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:28.919 got me thinking about that shit and just like wild stuff that like I 141 00:10:28.919 --> 00:10:31.799 don't know. I was thinking about like conspiracy theories. What conspiracy theories I 142 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:33.000 believe in and what I don't believe in, and all that Shit. It 143 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:37.720 was just because that's not even conspiracy theory, that's just lacks of judgment. 144 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:41.840 Oh fucking that's just that's just fucked up shit that we didn't know. Don't 145 00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:43.840 remember learning about that in history class. By the way, kids, we 146 00:10:45.039 --> 00:10:50.519 lost some nukes. What did we find them? We sure didn't. Sir. 147 00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:54.240 It's two thousand and twenty two. Sure is. Yeah, fuck, 148 00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:54.960 I mean, I guess. I God, news they put a pause. 149 00:10:56.000 --> 00:11:00.240 Has Been there has been a one loss since like the S. Yeah, 150 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:03.799 I was like what? Well, okay, the last the last time one 151 00:11:03.919 --> 00:11:05.919 was law. Yeah, was was eighty eight, was the but was it 152 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:09.200 recovered? Some type six rather, I don't know they were recovering or not. 153 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:11.679 This is the last one that was recovered, that was lost and not 154 00:11:11.720 --> 00:11:16.080 recovered. was like and the the S or something. Yeah, unlike and 155 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:22.759 you know they haven't gone off. So yeah, yet. Yes, imagine 156 00:11:22.799 --> 00:11:26.279 like mowing your grass and awesome, you just look up. You're just kind 157 00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:31.519 of like, Oh, I'm not going to finish, or you see the 158 00:11:31.559 --> 00:11:33.279 going off, your dad walks up, hey, you're still finishing that fucking 159 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:37.320 lawn. No, I'm not. If you'd done it yesterday, this wouldn't 160 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:45.519 be a problem finished that long shit I just says got me thinking about just 161 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:48.799 ran I was just saying about weird ass shit about after that, because it 162 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:52.240 does blow my like, like, who killed JFK, like all this like 163 00:11:52.919 --> 00:11:58.639 crazy ass like stuff to what do I believe a conspiracy theory and when I 164 00:11:58.679 --> 00:12:01.320 don't believe it's Inspiras there. Yeah, like, I don't know. As 165 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:03.759 is weird. Well, what are the ones that you found out that, 166 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:07.240 like you're just like now, I don't. I totally don't think are Oswald 167 00:12:07.279 --> 00:12:11.600 killed JFK. I think they were something else involved. Out really puzzle was 168 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:16.320 a part of it, okay, just because, like, well, everybody 169 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:20.360 knows that there. What happened was that magneto tried to stop the bullet because 170 00:12:20.360 --> 00:12:24.919 it JFK was, it was a mutant, but he failed expend upon anyway 171 00:12:26.159 --> 00:12:31.279 or expend that. They speat your path anyway. Let's be real here. 172 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:37.039 We're aliens, like I'm out load boost. Let's be aliens, man alien. 173 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:41.679 Now I just like like the amount of bullets fired at that one time, 174 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:46.519 even though they proved that it can be done. Yeah, but the 175 00:12:46.639 --> 00:12:50.919 accuracy in which is like, I don't it's almost dumb luck. Yeah, 176 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:54.120 like, I actually don't. I think it's I think he was involved and 177 00:12:54.240 --> 00:12:58.759 I also because he got shot right outside and the dudas shot was part of 178 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:01.639 the Mafia and Jeff K attached the Mafia type thing, and you're just like 179 00:13:01.720 --> 00:13:07.159 what the fuck, like it's just weird. It was Joe Magia. It 180 00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:13.360 was pissed off about Marilyn. Probably that entire family's cursed anyway. Kennedy's. 181 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:18.120 Yeah, girl fucked. Yeah, that's why I love fucking dead Kennedy's aren't 182 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:22.480 even around. They're like, you know what, guys, it's not worth 183 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:26.720 it. Yeah, not worth it that one. Yeah, so you really 184 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:30.279 think he was the only one that did it? I it. I just 185 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:33.960 don't think about it's not one of those things I think about real because I 186 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:37.720 also look at it as you know, these these tests that were done. 187 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:43.080 We're done in the fucking s. You know, the Technology was Dick. 188 00:13:43.120 --> 00:13:46.720 You know so and and at this point in two thousand and twenty two, 189 00:13:48.279 --> 00:13:50.840 what are we going to find out? Oh, there's nothing that can like 190 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:54.720 exactly. So it's one of it's one of those I've just kind of resigned 191 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:56.600 to, like we're never gonna now no, I don't think. Well, 192 00:13:56.679 --> 00:13:58.559 right now it's just like one of those sayings. It's like I just don't 193 00:13:58.559 --> 00:14:01.440 think he was the only one. I know Oswald wasn't vised something. He 194 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:05.639 was only one, like just because the accuracy in the timing. I've everything. 195 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:09.440 Have I looked into hot no, but like I just think it like 196 00:14:09.519 --> 00:14:15.440 the accuracy and like how fast it happened and you're like yeah, all right, 197 00:14:15.559 --> 00:14:20.480 but that big foot's totally real. A big foot super fucking real. 198 00:14:20.879 --> 00:14:24.919 Just lock his monsters real. I mean, I still I don't. I 199 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:28.720 still think there's a megalodon on a giant squid out there all there. You 200 00:14:28.759 --> 00:14:33.159 see, they found a giant squid. Well, they found some colossal squids, 201 00:14:33.200 --> 00:14:35.600 which are fucking but I mean likeded, I mean like the giant squid. 202 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:39.639 Yeah, look after a fact of a too, like how big is 203 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:41.559 the ocean? Yeah, how far do we even go down? I think 204 00:14:41.600 --> 00:14:46.639 I think they've estimated like we like ninety five percent of the ocean and still 205 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:50.360 on just unstudied. There is a huge chance those exist. Yeah, you 206 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:54.039 know, I I know people are. There's no fuck, there's there's like 207 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:56.399 there's definitely a fucking way that thing is still alive. I'm telling you that 208 00:14:56.440 --> 00:15:00.360 they're still that there. I do I refusably for a second. Don't want 209 00:15:00.360 --> 00:15:01.039 to come up anywhere, but like, fuck you guy, would it. 210 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:03.480 It's all the fucking Jason State. The movie was like no, fuck you 211 00:15:03.559 --> 00:15:09.000 guys. Like finally sign to get portrayals. I'm a nicer this way, 212 00:15:09.159 --> 00:15:18.000 nicer. I make fudge and make fuck it. saw that on Netflix now. 213 00:15:18.039 --> 00:15:20.120 As far as like well, but also like it with the with the 214 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:24.679 nuclear thing, like you talked about, just fucked up things from history that 215 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:28.919 it's almost hard to believe, even though it's like the shit with like with 216 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:33.799 sea world or the blackfish documentary. That's crazy. That was I'mber that was 217 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:35.559 like one of the first things I watched on Netflix when I first gotten that 218 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:39.759 floting on that Flix. Yeah, that and that fucking that's scarred my childhood, 219 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:43.600 man, because like go into sea world like every in the summer, 220 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:46.200 is my mom and I at the time we didn't live far from Aurora. 221 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:50.440 We'd go like once a month when it was open and because we could see, 222 00:15:50.480 --> 00:15:54.840 we just joined the membership club and you could just go. Yeah, 223 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:58.759 and I look back on how many weeks out of my childhood were spent at 224 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:02.919 Sea Whelms, kind of like fuck, blackfish was that? That was a 225 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:07.279 that was fun crazy. Well, what made it? Because they they reached 226 00:16:07.320 --> 00:16:11.519 out, they tried to get sea world to give their two cents and they 227 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:12.879 wouldn't be a part of it. 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Yeah, because 245 00:17:40.920 --> 00:17:42.720 that's good, because I've been trying to think of one off top my head. 246 00:17:42.759 --> 00:17:51.200 And other than like the megalodon thing. And talk conspiracy theories. Okay, 247 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:57.759 the thirteen biggest conspiracy theories from life science, so like the N and 248 00:17:57.759 --> 00:18:00.759 eleven conspiracies. I don't buy into those for a second. I don't buy 249 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:07.160 into that at all. Princess Diane is murder that people believe that. Like 250 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:15.680 what how are missing these? Oh, I think science, Princess Diana's but 251 00:18:15.799 --> 00:18:21.359 I don't know. So little advertising I totally buy into. Oh, that's 252 00:18:21.359 --> 00:18:25.200 a hundred percent buy and it's absolutely vertising, like there's no way that's not 253 00:18:25.279 --> 00:18:29.960 like that's a huge thing. I don't I don't buy the moon landing hoax. 254 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:33.839 Here's the thing. I don't buy either. But I could see why 255 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:37.960 we would do it. MMM, all because of the race the moon and 256 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:41.039 like to make yourself look like a superpower. Like if it was to come 257 00:18:41.079 --> 00:18:42.880 out that like, yeah, it actually is true, would be like, 258 00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:47.160 okay, I get it, but I don't. I don't buy for a 259 00:18:47.200 --> 00:18:51.359 second that it's that it's actually real. All my Partney's dead. I don't 260 00:18:51.319 --> 00:18:53.599 that's what I'm trying to figure out. He's not dead. Yeah, Oh, 261 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:56.160 people think that he died in the s and that it's a that it's 262 00:18:56.160 --> 00:19:03.400 a look alike. Jeff Ko cany the Roswell crash over. Totally believe it. 263 00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:07.079 Oh, a hundred percent. Like like to sit here and be I 264 00:19:07.319 --> 00:19:11.519 I am not arrogant enough to think we're the only sentient species in the known 265 00:19:11.599 --> 00:19:15.920 in the universe. Yeah, there's no way that. There's got it there. 266 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:19.200 It just mathematically there has to be one other planet out there at least 267 00:19:19.240 --> 00:19:26.680 with sentient life on it. Protocols of the Elders of Zion. It sounds 268 00:19:26.680 --> 00:19:33.400 like a video game satanic panic. Never heard of that. Chemtrail. Oh, 269 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:38.519 chemtrails Um, I haven't looked enough into like it's one of those words 270 00:19:38.559 --> 00:19:42.440 I heard getting thrown around and like the last few years, but it just 271 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:47.680 it just sounds more. It sounds like more, you know, they're putting 272 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:51.319 shit in the water to turn the frogs gay kind of Shit. Yeah, 273 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:52.920 you know, can child's like one of those things. I think it's just 274 00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:57.039 science. Some people don't want to understand science. It's like yeah, well, 275 00:19:57.079 --> 00:20:00.920 I mean right now the big thing is, you know, covid g. 276 00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:03.720 that's on there. Yeah, it's I. Yeah, no, Fuck 277 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:10.599 you, birds aren't real. Is Whatever. It's a fuck. Can't believe 278 00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:14.160 that's on this fucking list. So I think something this bliss is a joke. 279 00:20:14.680 --> 00:20:21.400 Thank some good ones. Global warming. Global warming is totally fucking real. 280 00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:26.559 You can't fucking I you can't deny that the earth has gotten global like 281 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:30.559 as warming globally. Yeah, you literally can't. Have you looked this polar 282 00:20:30.599 --> 00:20:33.480 caps? Like when I was when I was a kid, we'd start getting 283 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:41.680 like inches of snow in November. I'd be building snow men at Thanksgiving the 284 00:20:41.759 --> 00:20:45.480 last few years. This past year when I was at my grandparents were Thanksgiving 285 00:20:45.559 --> 00:20:48.759 and it's the same house I built those snow men and it was like sixty 286 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:52.880 and raining. It's way to like think about that Shit. It's very like 287 00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:57.119 I remember in high school, not high school, but elementary school, like 288 00:20:57.200 --> 00:21:00.440 we'd get big snowstorms, like in Noveer. MMM, like we get them 289 00:21:00.440 --> 00:21:07.000 like we actually got had a huge snowstorm. I think I was in fourth 290 00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:12.119 grade or fifth grade. Huge snowstorm. HMM. Snowed, then ice and 291 00:21:12.319 --> 00:21:18.519 snowed again, then iced. We were out literally for like a week. 292 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:22.440 Oh yeah, and then, because it was it was the week before and 293 00:21:22.599 --> 00:21:27.920 that week. So the next week we're supposed to have like Thanksgiving break. 294 00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:32.680 So and then that we came back on Monday, but then like all Wednesday 295 00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:36.240 there's just be an ice storm again. So they we're there for like no, 296 00:21:36.680 --> 00:21:40.079 we were on on Monday. There's to be an ice storm in the 297 00:21:40.119 --> 00:21:41.680 afternoon. So they sent us home early and we had like Oh really, 298 00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:45.000 it's off yet we had to make up a bunch of time an in the 299 00:21:45.039 --> 00:21:47.480 year. But see, that's thing. Like grown up in like a north 300 00:21:47.519 --> 00:21:51.759 canton we had like x number of snow days that were free bees and then 301 00:21:51.799 --> 00:21:53.720 it when we got past that we started losing our time off. Now I 302 00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:56.920 don't know if they still do that or not for schools and live. I 303 00:21:57.000 --> 00:22:00.400 do and live it when I was living down south. They didn't do it 304 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:03.599 because the South Carolinia're not getting as much snow. Yeah, but I wouldn't 305 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:07.640 be surprised if they were like hey, look, it just doesn't snow as 306 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:11.599 much anymore. So we're not doing like the free be snow days, but 307 00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:15.920 it doesn't snow as much as it used to. They still get like most. 308 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:18.519 As a teachers, I think they still like seven days or something like 309 00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:25.119 that here. One of these is so you remember the tsunami happened in the 310 00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:27.119 Indian Ocean and I know for some people think that it was caused by an 311 00:22:27.240 --> 00:22:32.640 Indian nuclear experiment that went a Rye. What that is fucking I've never heard 312 00:22:32.680 --> 00:22:37.759 that in my life. Now it's the first I've ever heard of this fluoride 313 00:22:37.759 --> 00:22:41.279 in the drinking water. That's proven. Yeah, Oh, panting on flight 314 00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:45.599 one of three. Yeah, nobody knows real way. Yeah, well, 315 00:22:45.599 --> 00:22:48.759 that happened because that one was in the s. What was the one? 316 00:22:48.759 --> 00:22:52.599 Happened a few years back? I'm not what I was talking about. Is 317 00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:56.160 this is this is in the S. I don't know. About that one, 318 00:22:56.160 --> 00:22:57.559 but the one you're talking about it from. That was your La, 319 00:22:57.920 --> 00:23:02.880 Malaysia. Yeah, that one, because they eventually found some wreckage of that, 320 00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:06.799 though, didn't they? I don't know, or they think they did. 321 00:23:07.559 --> 00:23:11.880 Let's see, look at I'm trying to look at the other one. 322 00:23:11.920 --> 00:23:18.000 Pearl, Pearl Harbor was allowed to happen. You've never heard that one. 323 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:22.720 It's I've heard that one before. They think that they create patriotism or something. 324 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:25.519 Well, yeah, that the White House. They'll the White House was 325 00:23:25.559 --> 00:23:30.359 looking for a reason to get involved in World War II, and so they 326 00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:33.119 believe that they got word that Pearl Harbor was going to happen and they let 327 00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:34.880 it happen so they could use it as a reason to join World War Two, 328 00:23:34.920 --> 00:23:40.599 which I hey, they could have just done it. There was plenty 329 00:23:40.640 --> 00:23:45.039 of other reasons to join World War II, like just what was happening. 330 00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:48.519 You didn't need a reason. So I I don't I don't believe they that 331 00:23:48.559 --> 00:23:51.400 they would do that. I want to join it. They could have just 332 00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:56.000 fucking done it. The fucking sandy hope thing. Sandy, Oh, Sandy 333 00:23:56.039 --> 00:23:59.960 Hook, yeah, Hook, yeah, oh, the the ones aulet Joe 334 00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:02.880 was doing. Where is like that? It was all actors. Yeah, 335 00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:06.759 yeah, that one. He's still facing legal shit over that. Yeah, 336 00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:11.400 he made his legal team offered a settlement to the families and they rejected it. 337 00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:15.200 They would, they were. Yeah, there's he's fucked. It's being 338 00:24:15.200 --> 00:24:18.960 an Alagy on top Democrats behind the child sex ring. Yeah, actually kind 339 00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:25.720 of had this kind of right. kind of it was politicians. He said 340 00:24:25.799 --> 00:24:29.279 he could talk about high people going to an island to have sex, yeah, 341 00:24:29.279 --> 00:24:32.240 with kids, and the Jeffrey Epstein thing, and that's exactly what he 342 00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:34.880 was referring to. But it was like a little did he know? Like 343 00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:41.079 fucking everybody was involved, say, kind of like the dudes fucking crazy. 344 00:24:41.759 --> 00:24:45.960 Yeah, also, I don't. I partially think he's not. I partially 345 00:24:45.960 --> 00:24:49.640 think he's just doing it as must of us an act. But he did 346 00:24:49.720 --> 00:24:53.359 get that sort of right, which is also kind of scary. Yeah, 347 00:24:53.400 --> 00:24:56.119 well, I'm mean, broken clocks right twice a day. It's also true. 348 00:24:56.640 --> 00:25:00.400 It's supposed speak of something in that same vein. I can't lieve him 349 00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:03.359 going down this road. She sure about the shit that that Guy Cowthorne, 350 00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:11.319 what's his first name, Madison Cowforn, was talking about recently? The but 351 00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:15.400 the orgies of the coke and all that. Yeah, okay, so I 352 00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:18.000 saw something on twitter about it and I I saw it came from him. 353 00:25:18.039 --> 00:25:19.480 I was like, I don't want to read this right because that guy is 354 00:25:19.519 --> 00:25:25.480 a fucking pooch canoe. Did you see? Have you seen his his I'm 355 00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:30.079 not a SIMP at a political ads. Now, he was his wholefully the 356 00:25:30.160 --> 00:25:33.960 guy he was running against. His whole ad was literally like this guy's a 357 00:25:33.039 --> 00:25:37.119 simp for Nancy Pelosi and he says the words Simp like six times in this 358 00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:41.720 fucking ad. But I I'm not a Sim I'm not going to Sim for 359 00:25:41.799 --> 00:25:45.160 anyone like your. You keep using that word. I don't think it means 360 00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:48.680 what you think it me it's look like and I that the people are trying 361 00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:55.000 to refer to that say that word probably don't vote. Yeah, but yeah, 362 00:25:55.039 --> 00:25:57.079 he was talking about how he got invited to he's like, we want 363 00:25:57.119 --> 00:26:02.039 you to come to a sexual gathering and he's like I got there and it 364 00:26:02.079 --> 00:26:04.279 was just it was a huge orgy going on. Guys, you're doing key 365 00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:07.799 bumps a cocaine, and I was like, wait, that's the part you 366 00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:11.880 you still went to the party, though. Yeah, like you still went, 367 00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:18.279 but the key bumps is where you drew the line. Key bumps. 368 00:26:18.279 --> 00:26:21.160 No, thank you, but I'll fuck five dudes, but I am not 369 00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:26.920 snorting coke. Wheel me over here, with me over there. Let's see 370 00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:30.519 whose parties were like. Did they just say? He just he didn't. 371 00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:36.119 He just said yeah, other constituents or whatever, people who here. He 372 00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:41.519 was trying to Schmooz what, I guess, like a couple more of these. 373 00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:48.279 Elvis Presley faked his own death. Toupas not really dead. The ILLUMINATI. 374 00:26:49.799 --> 00:26:55.279 I can believe that's real and so weird as way, just because because 375 00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:59.240 I wanted to believe it's real. I know I really do. Just be 376 00:26:59.400 --> 00:27:03.039 like well, Mo one, yeah, but yeah, I guess so. 377 00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:08.880 I guess there's really not too many that. Like. I'm super into. 378 00:27:10.599 --> 00:27:12.480 I got my out, like in the conspiracy. They it's thing about the 379 00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:15.519 new thing got me thinking. I was like, I don't think JFK, 380 00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:19.119 I there's more to that and that and I definitely believe. I definitely believe 381 00:27:19.240 --> 00:27:23.400 that there was a you know, are if the ones got a spaceship or 382 00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:26.880 some kind? Oh well, they say, like a lot of it's some 383 00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:30.640 of it's at Yeah, all right, Pat Oh really? Yeah, Oh 384 00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:32.680 sure. Well, yeah, you don't want to keep it on one place 385 00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:36.039 like it is. Always been the rumor that there's like some secret und around 386 00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:40.599 tunnels, because they have tunnels there. Yeah, I store some the air. 387 00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:42.480 If it do one stuff. Maybe that's what happened. Remember last year 388 00:27:42.519 --> 00:27:48.799 when they had the they thought they have the active shoot or whatever right pat 389 00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:51.279 that one night. I wonder if it was like so, we can't find 390 00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:52.960 the alien shit. The alien got free. Fuck, no, no, 391 00:27:56.440 --> 00:28:00.119 aliens do fat I don't know. Yeah, that's the one thing that's just 392 00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:03.759 fucking fastinates me still to this day's aliens. Do you all the UFOS and 393 00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:06.079 Shit? Yeah, but the ones you and I were looking at like a 394 00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:08.200 few months ago whatever, back to attack the US? The yeah, that, 395 00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:11.160 the tick tack got fucking Damn It. Yeah, the tick tacks and 396 00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:15.759 the how just how fucking fast they said the thing was moving, and it's 397 00:28:15.759 --> 00:28:21.119 insane. Yeah, yeah, did you ever watch that, Joe Rogan? 398 00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:22.680 Yeah, Dang, yeah, I did. Did you watch? Did you 399 00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:26.400 wudge captain favor or did you watch? Which one did you watch? I 400 00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:30.000 gotta Watch both with and the other guy that worked at the place. Yeah, 401 00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:34.759 the the hat with the haunted place, or whatever haunted I was, 402 00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:37.599 or who was there when we were talking about really, that was the place. 403 00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:41.799 Was I haunted? or Oh yeah, you're talking about skinwalker ranch. 404 00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:44.440 Yeah, I watched that one and then I watched the guy talking about the 405 00:28:44.519 --> 00:28:48.759 UFO. What was it? The military guy? Yeah, you gotta Watch 406 00:28:48.799 --> 00:28:51.160 the other one. Two, other one. Okay, there's the one he 407 00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:53.319 talks about. I can't think it was. Dudes name the guy? Actually, 408 00:28:53.359 --> 00:28:57.720 they hired to like think they think hired for reverse engineer. Okay, 409 00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:06.240 shit, because he did investigator reporter. That talked about skinwalker ranch and he 410 00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:10.400 originally tried to debunk the other dude. Shit, okay, anything. He's 411 00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:12.839 finally rather VAT. He's not lying. Really, yeah, it was. 412 00:29:14.000 --> 00:29:15.440 It was great. And then day he did investigator Reyport. I can't think 413 00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:21.119 it, because nap is the investigator reporter. Hmm, what the fuck's the 414 00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:22.359 other Dud's name? Now this is OK. Yeah, I haven't see. 415 00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:25.240 Okay, that one I didn't watch. I watched the one. I watch 416 00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:27.200 the military dude talking about it and I watched the one about skinwalker rang. 417 00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:32.079 Skinwalker ranch is fucking crazy. That one's weird. A Shit, that one. 418 00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:36.119 That one. I think I went up spending like two hours on wikipedia 419 00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:38.480 and Google, like just reading as much about it as I could. It 420 00:29:38.599 --> 00:29:45.519 was so interesting. It's just like Joe Rogan, aliens home on. What 421 00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:55.680 the fuck? I'm pregnant? What? What? What is that guy's Joe 422 00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:59.400 Rogan? What is that Dude Greg and that Joe Rogan? Know, what's 423 00:29:59.440 --> 00:30:00.440 the pregnant thing? Go back to that. I don't know. I just 424 00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:12.559 literally said a Jeremy Corpril. Okay, it's not Jeremy and Gregor the Shit 425 00:30:18.359 --> 00:30:30.680 Joe Rogan. Dude worked on spaceship. This is I can't find him. 426 00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:37.000 Done. Bob Lazar? Okay, Bablaz are yes, that's such a that's 427 00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:41.079 actually the one that got me into I I don't not really in the Rogan 428 00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:45.440 per se, but I like, if it's stuff that I'm interested in, 429 00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:48.880 Oh sure it's. The guest is good. Yeah, yeah, because even 430 00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:52.720 my boss is like he's in that type of stuff, Kinda yeah, you 431 00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:55.559 have to listen to this, and he doesn't listen to podcast at all, 432 00:30:55.640 --> 00:30:57.359 but he's like. I was like fuck wild and I was like, Baba, 433 00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:06.599 this is fucking say. Yeah, the skinwalker ranch one took up like 434 00:31:06.599 --> 00:31:08.880 a whole my whole evening after I watched like I watched. I watched it, 435 00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:11.279 after Google and Shit and reading on wikipede all that, and I was 436 00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:14.599 just like I wanted to know as much about it as I fuck. Well 437 00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:17.079 then, like do you see like the same thing happened on their ranch and 438 00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:19.720 the other places and you're like what the fuck? Like, yeah, and 439 00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:23.240 then you get the Skywalker ranch and everyone just walking around dress like fucking Luke 440 00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:29.200 Skywalker and fucking weird George Lucas is jerking off to a jar jar bank, 441 00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:33.559 stuffed animals, bullshit, cheap. You know. The Guy who played him 442 00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:37.440 like try to kill himself. Oh Yeah, I'm his people came after him 443 00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:41.559 because they hated jarge. Are So fucking much. But now, well, 444 00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:44.240 it's not going on more, but for long? So Star Wars has a 445 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:48.160 star wars kids YouTube channel and they basically member legends of the Hidden Temple. 446 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.079 Yeah, so they have a show on their youtube kids channel kind of like 447 00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:55.440 that, where it's these kids who are like supposed to be like in training 448 00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:59.359 to be Jedi or whatever, and the guy who played jar jar plays a 449 00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:01.640 Jedi, met the Jedi master on that and kind of hosts the show. 450 00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:05.319 So part of it is like they do this one thing to go build their 451 00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:07.119 lightsaber, and another thing is them like on a ship, and it's like 452 00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:10.440 it's almost like a memory game. They have to remember what was in the 453 00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:14.039 story and the other ones kind of like an obstacle course and all that. 454 00:32:14.039 --> 00:32:15.960 It's pretty fucking cool actually, as really cool and all, I also just 455 00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:20.039 love it because they gave this guy another shot to have some fun in Star 456 00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:24.240 Wars. That isn't going to make him one to kill himself. Yeah, 457 00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:27.319 yeah, I don't know why I thought of that. All of a sudden, 458 00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:30.880 aliens, Jar j, are Joe, George Lucas dark and jerking off. 459 00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:34.200 The jars are okay, great training thought they're so weird, but I 460 00:32:34.359 --> 00:32:37.279 get it. I fucking yet you could. He was so fucking proud of 461 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:45.319 jar jar and everyone just fucking hate it. It's like having a son that's 462 00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:51.880 a shit, that's a peasy yet that kills everybody they see on accident. 463 00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:59.519 Like it's like I attribute it to like like jar jar is Cartman and George 464 00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:01.559 Lucas is his mom, who just can't see why. I understand why nobody 465 00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:09.759 likes that's fun. The precious child the basement lounge and the VIP table are 466 00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:14.880 proud to be powered by pod decks. Pod decks of the hottest new tool 467 00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:21.160 for podcasters looking to have more meaningful conversations or game afi their podcast. Simply 468 00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:25.200 Shuffle Up, ask a question and let the content roll. Get Yours today 469 00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:32.240 at pod dexcom and use the codetbl Ten for ten percent off your order. 470 00:33:34.839 --> 00:33:38.000 So fuck the grammys, like so hard man. I didn't watch. So 471 00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:43.640 they bumped. So none of the rock awards were televised. Really, none 472 00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:47.039 of the rock or metal awards were televised, but they were still apparently planning 473 00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:52.759 on having the foo fighters perform. Obviously that was before Taylor Hawkins died. 474 00:33:53.559 --> 00:34:00.799 So they used their tribute to Taylor Hawkins then kick off the memorium segment and 475 00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:05.279 they didn't mention Joey Jordison, who was the drummer for Slipknot, who had 476 00:34:05.319 --> 00:34:07.920 he had been in the band in a bit, but he died last year. 477 00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:10.239 Yeah, and people were really pissed about that because they were like he 478 00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:16.239 had a grammy. Yeah, and somebody ever thought that one or yeah, 479 00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:21.000 and it's just it was just this huge it's like, okay, so you 480 00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:24.400 were going to have the food fighters perform. Now you're doing his big tribute 481 00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:28.679 to their drummer. But you weren't going to Televis because they won like, 482 00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:31.280 I think, three or four grammy's. Mean they are the most. They 483 00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:36.000 have there, the the most the most space band. Wouldn't you have to 484 00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:38.480 win of rock band winning twin Grammy's, which it's the fucking food fighters? 485 00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:43.239 But but you weren't going to televise this shit, but you still wanted them 486 00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:46.079 to perform on your fucking show. And then, Oh, and then when? 487 00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:51.159 And I guess so when they there was you could you could live stream, 488 00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:52.960 I guess the daytime, which is where they put all the Rock and 489 00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:57.920 metal awards and Shit, and I guess Dream Theater, one for best metal 490 00:34:58.000 --> 00:35:01.440 album and there for best metal song. And when dude was going to collect 491 00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:06.119 his award, they were playing a song by one of the other and fucking 492 00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:10.960 nominees as he was walking up. That's so it's earlier. Are You fucking 493 00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:16.840 kidding me? That's funny. It's put this together. It's Will Smith. 494 00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:22.519 Jesus a small to the face to everybody. Leavar Burton took a shot at 495 00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:24.800 will smith at the Grammy's say. He went up and he was like now 496 00:35:24.840 --> 00:35:31.880 our next presenter, I want to warn everybody is a comedian. It's going 497 00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:37.039 to tell some jokes. If you don't like it, please stay in your 498 00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:40.320 seats. We don't want to want to get in smack tonight. Okay, 499 00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:49.039 Levis. Yeah, well, what the the girl that played the the youngest 500 00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:52.679 sister in fresh prince and when he played Ashley? I guess she finally said 501 00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:55.000 something today and she basically said like yeah, will, was fucking wrong. 502 00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:59.760 Yeah, a lot of them have started finally like saying look, every pretty 503 00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:04.119 much everyone agrees like yeah, well's fucking wrong. Let's just move the fuck 504 00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:06.480 on, though, like I feel. But I still feel bad for Chris 505 00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:09.119 rock because he's like, I mean they're friends. So it's like yeah, 506 00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:13.880 like have you seen the videos of him like just not kind of not talking 507 00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:15.199 about it, but talking about it, none of that, but like after 508 00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:19.519 it happened, he's like on stage still, like and there was being presented. 509 00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:22.440 He's like he's still like completely like, I don't think, what the 510 00:36:22.440 --> 00:36:27.079 fuck is that? Yeah, what the Fuck's that? SNL just went not 511 00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:30.400 nuts. There's that. I'm pulling this the fuck up, like it's so 512 00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:36.880 good. They had just back and forth at some of the bet even ones 513 00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:42.039 that weren't directly about the slap itself, but like, Colin jumps can play 514 00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:45.679 it, but it's Shay and Michael, Michael Jane and Colin Jose. Yeah, 515 00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:51.679 I meant to watch that, but then I was at the customer came 516 00:36:51.719 --> 00:36:57.719 in like I was at work. It's great, let me think. This 517 00:36:57.800 --> 00:37:10.880 is it. Yeah, yeah, Weekend College jokes. Michael Jay, thank 518 00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:14.639 you anything. Everyone. Welcome. We can do that. I'm Michael Jay, 519 00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:22.440 I'm Colin Jose. Intelligence officials are saying that Vladimir Putin is being misinformed 520 00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:27.960 by his advisor. is about how badly the Russian military is performing in Ukraine, 521 00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:30.320 which is kind of like will smith agent telling him you crushed it at 522 00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:36.599 the Oscars. Will Smith, for those of you who don't know, walked 523 00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:40.400 on stage during the academy wards and Slap Chris Rock after he made a joke 524 00:37:40.440 --> 00:37:45.360 about Jada Pinkett Smith, which I think was a disgraceful act. That sets 525 00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:52.440 a terrible precedent for having to defend your wife at award shows. Remember who 526 00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:57.960 is wife and screech. Will Smith said love will make you do crazy things. 527 00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:01.360 You know, it also makes you do crazy things crazy, but I 528 00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:05.400 understand where will is coming from. I mean, you can't expect them to 529 00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:14.920 sit there and watch another man jump all over his wife without signing an NDA. 530 00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:17.960 Yesterday, will Smith resigned from the Academy of Motion Pictures, Arts and 531 00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:22.800 Sciences. He wasn't going to, but then Jada gave him that look. 532 00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:28.360 Shit. If Will Smith had been expelled, he would have joined a small 533 00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:31.719 group of people kicked out of the academy, including Bill Cosby, Roman Polansky 534 00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:38.480 and Harvey Weinstein, or, as they're also known, bad boys for life. 535 00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:44.960 It's a good riding. Can we stop pretending everybody knew Jada had alapatia. 536 00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:47.800 I mean as much of we heard about Jaden will's personal lives, you 537 00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:52.400 can't expect us to retain everything. It's like Kanye saying Oh, not like 538 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:58.360 guy. You know, I had Sir Rocousus just selfishly. As a comedian. 539 00:38:58.440 --> 00:39:01.440 I'm tired of people putting it own insecurities or not joke intentions. I 540 00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:05.760 mean I can't make a joke about it being cold outside without somebody yelling back 541 00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:20.559 stop making one of my small penis, my small I'm sorry stiles are really 542 00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:22.639 love that. The reason they let will smith stay in the audience was that 543 00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:27.519 they asked Chris Rock and he said it was okay. So now we just 544 00:39:27.599 --> 00:39:30.840 asked the victim right after they get hit in the head and cool the guy 545 00:39:30.840 --> 00:39:35.159 who just attacked you hangs around for a while. You don't want to make 546 00:39:35.159 --> 00:39:40.480 a man again. I can't believe the academy has a worse concussion protocol than 547 00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:45.280 the NFL. John Say, I can't even blame the Academy for not knowing 548 00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:50.039 what to do. Nobody knew what to do. Even people at the Oscars 549 00:39:50.079 --> 00:39:55.320 were googling. Did Will Smith just last I think we should just acknowledge that 550 00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:59.360 that was one of the craziest things we will ever see in our lives. 551 00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:06.639 It's truly like the Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction, but if Janet's nipple slapped Timberla, 552 00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:13.199 not to mention Chris Rock, has been very public about his nonverbal learning 553 00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:16.519 disorder, which means it's hard for him to understand nonverbal signals, sort of 554 00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:21.400 like hot when he saw an angry will smith charging towards them and instead of 555 00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:24.480 moving out of the way, he'd put both his hands behind his back. 556 00:40:24.599 --> 00:40:37.960 Smile as it. Oh, that's the will smell. I'm not going to 557 00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:42.239 do the whole clip, but that's right. That's great fucking writing. That's 558 00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:47.800 that's some amazing fucking writing. God See if get back the Oscar that they 559 00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:51.360 decided that now he hasn't. No, but he resigned from the academy. 560 00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:53.639 Okay, so, which means they'll probably just let everything go now. So, 561 00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:58.159 like if you resign, wasn't resigning from the acadel. Resigning from the 562 00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:01.800 academy means, as they like, he doesn't get to vote in the Oscars. 563 00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:07.159 It's basically it. Wow, I don't know if it is because as 564 00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:10.239 far as being nominated or winning, I don't know. But he's not included 565 00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:15.519 in the voting body that votes in the IT takes part in the super complicated 566 00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:20.599 and ridiculous voting process of for the Academy Awards. So I what to do? 567 00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:23.880 Huh? Interesting. Yeah, but because people for the long because for 568 00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:29.760 like the last week, they kept getting conflicting reports from the Academy about yes, 569 00:41:29.800 --> 00:41:30.639 we asked them to leave, no, we did, and well, 570 00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:35.360 we asked Kret like. We kept getting different reports from different people. It 571 00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:38.840 was clear that nobody knew what the fuck was going on. They were throwing 572 00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:42.039 around like are they going to ask him to get back as Oscar? They're 573 00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:43.599 going to ask it. What are they going to do? And then so 574 00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:45.840 finally he just said fucking I'm out. And then, I think, and 575 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:47.480 then we haven't heard anything from anyone since. I think that was kind of 576 00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:51.480 just them going like you know what, but sleeve it go, I think, 577 00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:52.880 as I was like, you find you could take the Oscar back, 578 00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:58.199 but he's still won the still want it. Yeah, it's you know, 579 00:41:58.360 --> 00:42:01.519 it just means that he'll probably Dev an asterisk next to his name. But 580 00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:07.159 that Oscar going forward, which is a bummer, should have been it should 581 00:42:07.159 --> 00:42:08.840 have been his fucking night. You know. Oh, it was his night. 582 00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:10.880 I mean it was his night, but like, well, and then, 583 00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:13.960 and then it was funny. Was I saw a thing on twitter that 584 00:42:14.039 --> 00:42:16.800 was like because quest love want to fucking want a grammy on Sunday night, 585 00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:21.360 and they're like he wons a grammy a week after having his Oscar. That 586 00:42:21.480 --> 00:42:24.480 completely forgotten about because of will smith. Yeah, but so what. You 587 00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:30.960 know, good for quest love, but yeah, Damn, what a week 588 00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:37.519 it's been. That's that's so weird, man. Yeah, but you know, 589 00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:44.840 it would have been different if fucking JFK was hunt. That I see, 590 00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:51.280 like seeing Will Smith, smatt Chris Rock, is more shocking than probably 591 00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:57.679 when you saw JFK get sure shot and Dallas. He's like president gets assassinated, 592 00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:00.920 like happens. Right, attempted. At least it happens. But like 593 00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:07.079 every Paul, every president, has someone talk about mean Jesus, people were 594 00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:09.599 mailing more mail or going to male pipe bombs to fucking Biden and Pelosi and 595 00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:15.719 everything. Never remember that Shit. Yeah, like Biden opens up his mail 596 00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:20.280 right, like he knows what the mail box yeah, which I guess he's 597 00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:24.320 going to be hosting his granddaughter's wedding or something at the White House. No, 598 00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:28.119 really, people are pissed about it. I'm like, gifts a fuck, 599 00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:36.119 she'SYS God. Yeah. Well, was it trump like started that whole 600 00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:38.760 social media thing called truth or something? Was that what I got here and 601 00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:42.360 he was starting one. I don't know. He hasn't posted on it yet, 602 00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:45.480 but it's active. Who did it? It looks exactly like twitter. 603 00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:47.559 Of course it does. Yeah, because that's his favorite thing in the fucking 604 00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:51.119 world. Now we can't use it anymore. That's so funny. They kicked 605 00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:53.280 him off that. I just just yeah, it's because at that point that 606 00:43:53.280 --> 00:43:55.159 he was on his way out and they were like, you know what you 607 00:43:55.239 --> 00:43:58.840 know, Hart is go get tricked off to like I could say the n 608 00:43:58.960 --> 00:44:01.280 word on Xbox, slide there at times, row and just get suspended for 609 00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:08.400 her and start a new account. Like yeah, I told a guy that 610 00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:14.599 WHO said that the can't that the the covid vaccine killed his uncle. I 611 00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:17.079 told him, no, it's. You just died to get away from you 612 00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:22.199 and I just got a twenty four hour suspension. That was it. died 613 00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:28.199 to get away from you. It's funny. Also got like fifty laugh reacts 614 00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:30.519 worth it. FUCKING WORK